Advice needed

[Vir0x]

I'm a big dude. About 6'0 and weigh about 290 (I'm muscular though, but I do have fat on me).

Anyway, my parents found rolling papers in my car, and so they are starting to drug test me now. I stopped smoking about 2 days ago, and have been tons of water since then. My mom ordered 10 of these kits (here (http://www.medicaldisposables.us/product.php?productid=1&cat=19&page=1)) . She ordered them about 3 or so days ago, and they haven't came in yet, but I'm not sure how long it will be until the first test.

I was wondering on how easy these would be to cheat? I enjoy smoking, and don't do it for the wrong reasons, it just mellows me and I enjoy the activity with friends. I'm pretty sure I could get a friend that doesn't smoke to let me use their piss. I know pee straight out of the body is at about 98 degrees, but I'm not sure if they would think to check the temperature of it. How long is it safe to store pee before it starts smelling bad?

Basically, can somebody answer the few questions I have here, and then give me some advice on how to pass the tests without quitting? I'll quit if I have to, but I'd much rather not.

Thanks. :D

[Marias]

I'm a big dude. About 6'0 and weigh about 290 (I'm muscular though, but I do have fat on me).

Anyway, my parents found rolling papers in my car, and so they are starting to drug test me now. I stopped smoking about 2 days ago, and have been tons of water since then. My mom ordered 10 of these kits (here (http://www.medicaldisposables.us/product.php?productid=1&cat=19&page=1)) . She ordered them about 3 or so days ago, and they haven't came in yet, but I'm not sure how long it will be until the first test.

I was wondering on how easy these would be to cheat? I enjoy smoking, and don't do it for the wrong reasons, it just mellows me and I enjoy the activity with friends. I'm pretty sure I could get a friend that doesn't smoke to let me use their piss. I know pee straight out of the body is at about 98 degrees, but I'm not sure if they would think to check the temperature of it. How long is it safe to store pee before it starts smelling bad?

Basically, can somebody answer the few questions I have here, and then give me some advice on how to pass the tests without quitting? I'll quit if I have to, but I'd much rather not.

Thanks. :D

If your parents aren't going to watch you, you can always sub. Looks like it's not a test that can be sent out to a lab, so you just need to get past the initial screening. Look up Substitution on these forums. QuickFix (if you can get it fast enough) is a good way to go. Then you don't have to quit. FakeBoobs.. your thoughts?

[Vir0x]

Well, here's a small update. The tests came in today, but my mom is out of town until Friday, so I'm very sure the tests won't happen until after then.

Substitution sounds good, but like I said, I don't know exactly when the tests will happen, but I don't want to buy the Quick Fix, and from reading I've learned piss starts to stink like crazy in about 8 hours.

I've also read adding a little bit of bleach to the test will make it turn up negative. The tests don't say anything about a pH level tester in the kit on the site, so I don't think they have one. How much bleach would I need to add to the pee to make it turn up negative?

[Marias]

Well, here's a small update. The tests came in today, but my mom is out of town until Friday, so I'm very sure the tests won't happen until after then.

Substitution sounds good, but like I said, I don't know exactly when the tests will happen, but I don't want to buy the Quick Fix, and from reading I've learned piss starts to stink like crazy in about 8 hours.

I've also read adding a little bit of bleach to the test will make it turn up negative. The tests don't say anything about a pH level tester in the kit on the site, so I don't think they have one. How much bleach would I need to add to the pee to make it turn up negative?

No clue how bleach affects those home tests. *shrug* But I'm just in awe of all these parents testing their kids!! It's like.. come ON! I used to sneak downstairs as a kid to catch my dad smoking out of his bong. I knew he was up to something, but not sure what. And, I actually held off going to my dad's house until tomorrow, when my drug test comes back because I know we'll be smoking. It's stories like this, I feel horrible for being such a mean teenager to him back in the day. :stoned:

But back to the subject: your parents aren't authorities.. perhaps you could dilute your sample with water after peeing (sink) and just say you were washing your hands?