DANGER!!! DANGER!!! DANGER!!!

[geonagual]

Post the most dangerous thing you can think of

I'll start

standing on the roof of a car, with a drunk driver behind the whell going hella fast on a mountain road...

or

french kissing a grizzly bear

[LIP]

Super gluing your dick to the fly wheel of an engine and then getting someone to start it up is a pretty dangerous thing to do.

[BoilerUp]

Smoke Pot.

[BlAzInIt4:20]

going 300 miles on a street bike with no gear down a freeway with traffic.... thats a death wish..

[TX Girl]

Eating at my mothers house without first checking the expiration dates

[TheGreenFog]

lmao.

Sorry, I got nothing at the moment. :(


The Fog :rastasmoke:

[reality0]

Eating at my mothers house without first checking the expiration dates


LOL



I would have to say... Going skydiving without a parachute. :jointsmile:

[cannabis campbell]

Being in a plane full of al qaeda tourists going to washington.

[TheGreenFog]

^I was going to say something terrorist related, but I changed my mind. lol


The Fog :rastasmoke:

[420MissHighTimes420]

Eating at my mothers house without first checking the expiration dates

Lol ...

just eating my mothers food period.

Last nite it was nasty smelling mushy spinage with pine nuts and too much olive oil.... i couldnt bring it near my mouth, it stunk so bad.

[psteve]

Voting Republican.

[happiestmferoutthere]

I run with scissors! Its VERY dangerous! You can poke your eye out you know!;)

[MagicalHerb]

id have to say dressing up as the kkk and walking through brooklyn

[JR77]

Being trapped in a tiny room with a really hungry lion...or Michael Jackson...I'm not sure which would be scarier!

[reality0]

id have to say dressing up as the kkk and walking through brooklyn


ahahaha god that couldn't end up good in any way

[TX Girl]

Lol ...

just eating my mothers food period.

Last nite it was nasty smelling mushy spinage with pine nuts and too much olive oil.... i couldnt bring it near my mouth, it stunk so bad.

ewww! spinach is hardly edible when its cooked properly, the way you describe that - ick!


my moms a good cook, but she is awful about buying things in bulk (multi packs of gigantic bottles of salad dressing) at Sams or Costco- and then she forgets she has them and buys more in bulk next time. just her and my dad at home so that shit ages fast.


Jr777- lol- being way post adolescent and female, Id take my chances w Michael Jackson

[palerider7777]

trying to do cock pushups with a limp dick i would think at least u would get a sprained dick

[onequestion]

are cock pushups posible. iknow i cant do it

[FakeBoobsRule]

Getting a lap dance from Rosie O'Donnell.

[ghosty]

waving a 20 foot steel pole around in the middle of an open field while wearing a suit made of aluminum foil and a hat made of steel wool, during the middle of a severe electrical storm

[scream]

doing somersaults through a minefield

[onequestion]

Getting a lap dance from Rosie O'Donnell.

Thats not dangerous. Its just tuesday.

[scream]

Duck hunting with Helen Keller (or Dick Cheney)

[187]

cutting your head off

[ghosty]

driving on the freeway with a blindfold on

[budsmoker only]

have your dick dipped in honey or coverred in honey, then dick slap a very hungry bear....

i dunno if bears like honey but that would be scary and pretty dangerous i would imagine...

or putting your nuts in a vice.... and have someone else start twisting the vice....

[rainbows.rsexy]

sneaking around in a subway tunnel

[palerider7777]

yes cock push ups are but i can only do them in the morning

[Matt the Funk]

Swimming in New Yorks sewers (they have alligators you know) and cooking bacon naked.

[Eazy]

playin russian roulete wit a semi auto and hopin it jams

[palerider7777]

banging ur girl from behind and grabing her hair then wisper into her ear that her sister and mom was a better bang than her and see how long u can hang on for the ride ....buck wild anyone?

[Anubis10012007]

A bear...

[Nightwolf1772]

listing to George W. Bush

[stinkyattic]

Standing downwind from Uncle Frank at the baked bean 'n' chili cook-off.

[psteve]

Posting BS in the grow forum.

[stinkyattic]

Posting BS in the grow forum.

Because if yer gonna be a bear, be a GRIZZLY... and there's a whole lotta Ursus horriblis around those parts:D

GRRRRRRROWR!!!

[SyndicateJuggalos17]

put loaded gun to head, squeeze trigger, and see if u can dodge the bullet

or accidentally walking through cabrini-greens with ur other white friend while both of u are wearing red... thats pretty dangerous

(i like ur post crazychris, dont fuck around with meth)

[Reefer Rogue]

Walking around London at night alone.

[pabloescobar209]

standing on the very top of an 80yr old 8ft A-frame ladder on carpet covered in plastic drop cloth on the second landing of a staircase. have fun kids.

[trippy bong smoke]

+swimming with raw steaks strapped to you in the Nile River :)
+Jump a hippopotamus and cow zap it
+dipping your hand in honey and shoving it in a bee's hive
+hanggliding off a building in nYC
+eating cotton candy made out of sugar and coke!

[partyguy420]

Eazy its "playing russian roulette with a clip-loading handgun"



but the most dangerous thing in the world is doing this SHIT

thats what i was gonna post... but then i say yours...


but umm metioning the words PMS to a girl... at any time...(even worse when she is PMSing and you mention that....)

[4twentE]

going 300 miles on a street bike with no gear down a freeway with traffic.... thats a death wish..

Yeh, I was gonna say something like that. I just rode a sportbike on street race tires about 15 miles, in traffic, with no gear on a rainy night. Hated it, but had no choice. Storm moved in while I was in class. It was pretty scary.

So something else dangerous: juggling chainsaws

[Canuckofithaca]

trying to fight a bear with a beehive while high on crack in a car with no airbags going 130 down towards a lamp post with no brakes.

lets say the bear has aids too, for giggles

[psteve]

trying to fight a bear with a beehive while high on crack in a car with no airbags going 130 down towards a lamp post with no brakes.

lets say the bear has aids too, for gigglesWhat? No flaming ball of toxic gas????

[Canuckofithaca]

sure, throw that in there too

and a sars/bird flu combo

and Avril Lavigne playing on the stereo

and a woman is driving

[Canuckofithaca]

and you ate e.coli tainted taco bell

[LIP]

Walking around London at night alone.

It's a certain slaying waiting to happen.

I'll tell ya, i remember the days you used to be able to go out all night all round London, all through the clubs, and end up in the drinking clubs in soho, and then just about walk home and there was nothing to worry about. I wouldnt want to be around central London at night now, i'd only walk a few steps and i'd have been shot and stabbed god knows how many times.

[bluntblaze]

Being in a plane full of al qaeda tourists going to washington.

hahahahahaha that was really good

[stickyicky07]

bare backing a toothless crack head hooker while shooting crystal meth in to your juggler vain after smoking a gram of opium as you are living in a van down by the river.

[bluntblaze]

going for a swim in chernobyl

[Nightcrewman]

Scratching your ass with a broken bottle

Cheers

NCM

[Canuckofithaca]

being openly gay in texas

[psteve]

being openly gay in texas
Being in Texas. Period.

[twoguysupnorth]

cooking bacon naked! hey that was mine.lol how about cooking bacon naked and then going to feed your feathered friends with this guy around?

[marijuana_dreamz]

big boobies would probably pr-etty scary!! lmao!..i mean you just have these giant things coming towards you...

[Kid Dynamite]

trying to ride a bike backwards.



along a tightrope.


over the grand canyon.

[defintion10]

getting stuck in an elevator with tom jones, mike jones, or the beejees and no gun to kill yourself

[Jizzle Blizzle420]

Trying to jack off a cougar in a phone booth with a handfull of thumbtacs. I'll never do that again.

[twoguysupnorth]

hey, i like the beegees and barry manilow too. now thats scarry!

[twoguysupnorth]

lol, skater music from the 80's

[ghosty]

running through an open field during an electrical strorm in an aluminum suit, while waving around a 25 foot pole

[TOOL9]

I just want to say that this is the most entertaining thread i have ever seen on this site, or any site for that matter

[ghosty]

http://news.windingroad.com/auto-news/is-bolivia-home-to-the-worlds-most-dangerous-road/

[STDzRus]

Playing Tag with fully automatic assault rifles

[Gurtej15]

Lighting your dick on fire:stoned:

[LuckyG]

Swallowing a razor blade.



This is a recurring fear of mine.

[twoguysupnorth]

hey, i like cleveland. at least the bus station is hot.(and smells like pee)

[LIP]

Swallowing a razor blade.



This is a recurring fear of mine.

There was a woman in yesterdays paper that used to swallow all sorts, including razor blades of all things, glass, all that kinda crap. She died in the end. The coroner called it a mis-adventure. I call it stupid cow.

[rebgirl420]

Getting a metal fork out of a wet toaster thats plugged in with a pair of metal tongs

[MagicalHerb]

snakes..and giant spiders
and giants with iron spikes on there shoes and big clubs and evil warlocks
surrounding you after youve narrowly avoided the spikes in the pit you fell in

[psteve]

Hiding LIP's weed.

[BUZz UK]

bare backing a toothless crack head hooker while shooting crystal meth in to your juggler vain after smoking a gram of opium as you are living in a van down by the river.

lmao, sounds like you speak from experience...

[twoguysupnorth]

roller skating music that is.

[NightProwler]

try stealing a mother polar bears cubs when shes on her period

[dark0ne]

Trying to get onto a boat, from another boat, durring high seas, tripping.

[psteve]

Trying to get onto a boat, from another boat, durring high seas, tripping.
That's actually not so hard.

[snowblind]

trying to sort out your genital warts with a pnumatic drill

[AsianStoner420]

Taking a shit on a Zero-G room.

[Anubis10012007]

George W. Bush getting a THIRD term!! Another terror attack could make that happen.

Think about it!! DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!

[stickyicky07]

lmao, sounds like you speak from experience...

nope i never had all those ducks lined up in a row

[scottbrochill]

George W. Bush getting a THIRD term!! Another terror attack could make that happen.

Think about it!! DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!

i coulnd't think of anything more horrifying

[MadSativa]

That's actually not so hard.

yeah iv done it but not on cid, it wasnt as bad as you would think u gotta time it right

[MadSativa]

George W. Bush getting a THIRD term!! Another terror attack could make that happen.

Think about it!! DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!

no it cant

[rocktheganj]

going into a lamb of god [lots of people think they're christian, but actually they're quite the opposite] moshpit wearing a shirt that reads "save the animals" go to youtube and search lamb of god moshpit or wall of death, and click on the green video. its low res, but you can see how scary it would be if you're not really big[i'd be really scared cause i weigh about 110 lbs].

[Veratyr Star]

Sliding down a slide made of sandpaper completely naked

[Anubis10012007]

having sex with ugly women

[beachguy in thongs]

Yeah ^^^, I was gonna say, "Fuck a porcupine."

[audioaddict04]

Voting Republican.
Nice!