I need to pass advice!! PLEASE HELP

[agustin121212]

I have a unrine test havent smoked for about 1month I wieght about 175 atm and have been drinking alots of water well i pass?:wtf: my brother smoekd but outside but I stay inside and a little bit of smoke comes in will that effect my at all just curious. I need this job and i ma scared shitless

[agustin121212]

come one anyone please lol i am scared

[FakeBoobsRule]

Less than 20 minutes and you expect a reply? First of all more info is needed: height, weight, physical activity level and a better smoking history: daily or not, how many times on smoking days, how much on smoking days, quality, and how long you have been smoking. You said you haven't smoked in a month but tell us more about the days before then or get a home test and use the first void of the day.

[agustin121212]

well I was smoking previously to this month about 4 times a day around 3-5g daily and i am not that active atm

[FakeBoobsRule]

Well I asked some specific questions that you failed to answer so get several home test and good luck. I'm outta here.

[agustin121212]

i am 5'5 175 lbs I smoke about 3 - 4 times daily for about 1year and have been cleaned for a month and smoke about 3-5 grams daily for about a year b4 this test

[agustin121212]

i know so but i need adivce though kinda worried

[FakeBoobsRule]

I know I said I'm outta here but if you are so worried why are you laughing out loud three times in your last post? What is going on is this a fake question?

420mj420 why are you giving out such crazy advice?

I think this thread has some issues that might lead it to being closed if you two don't take this seriously because others may follow and get bad advice leading to them failing their drug test.

[agustin121212]

well i am not joking i really need help i answered the question a while ago?

[agustin121212]

I really need to pass i need this job but worried about failing and looking like a stoner........ if you could help that would mean alot seirously. I need advice like now i am dying having the thoguh of failing

[birdgirl73]

Did some quick cleanup above so this thread can stay legit. Thanks, FBR, for your patience, as always.

Agustin, I know you're worried, but go back and look at FBR's questions for you in post #3. He needs that info to be able to help you.

[420marijuana420]

Ok, I'm sorry I said that. I didn't think it would be taken as seriously as it did.

edit:

Disclaimer: I was just joking and smoking Marijuana before a drug test WILL NOT help you pass.

[birdgirl73]

Appreciate your understanding, 420M, that this is a really important sub-forum to keep clear of misconceptions and jokes. The stakes are awfully high here, and misinformation has a bad tendency to run rampant in this area anyway. FBR, who is someone with actual biochemical/medical knowledge, is spending his valuable time here helping make sure that folks get accurate answers. So we want to give him the respect he deserves and not waste his time, either.

[agustin121212]

Less than 20 minutes and you expect a reply? First of all more info is needed: height, weight, physical activity level and a better smoking history: daily or not, how many times on smoking days, how much on smoking days, quality, and how long you have been smoking. You said you haven't smoked in a month but tell us more about the days before then or get a home test and use the first void of the day.

question answered completey:
5'5, 175, low physical activity atm. I smoked daily about 3-5 times a day everyday was a smoknig day expect sunday. Smoke about 3-6grams a day in total. Been smoking for a year. I might have got a few contact smoek from my brother an example he will smoke out side while i am inside and i smell alittle bit of smoke........ please help

[420marijuana420]

If I were to give you an answer I'd say you're chances are against you at 60/40.
36 grams a week and just quit a month ago it sounds iffy.

[agustin121212]

so i am basicly fuaked

[420marijuana420]

maybe; maybe not

[FakeBoobsRule]

agustin, your best chance is substitution. Read the substitution thread and know this: practice, practice, practice. If you can't get a clean donor, buy some quick fix, it is synthetic urine. Read the thread in the sticky section and if you have further question post back here. I doubt you will pass any other way.