View Full Version : What do you think of to make it go away?
switch226
07-11-2007, 05:06 AM
Alright I am a little blazed and was thinking about this the other day and right now I guess. But I know when I get a hard on and I want it to go away in a hurry that I think of a can of string beans. What does everyone else think of without intervention of "ice cubes" lol. ;)
Matt the Funk
07-11-2007, 05:21 AM
God and senior citizens.....VERY OLD crpyt-keeper like senior citizens....i'm talking 90-100+....and the God thing is just imagining someone watching me lol...creeps me the fuck out.
switch226
07-11-2007, 05:23 AM
lol oh god. My buddy always tells me he thinks of his parents orgasm faces... I'm just not that much of a trooper to do that :(
azure
07-11-2007, 02:05 PM
haha, in some situations it has to be the most extreme thing possible to make it go fast, so its normally - nob getting chopped off or balls, or babies getting hurt, both v effective
420MissHighTimes420
07-11-2007, 02:23 PM
Either think about a mutilated corpse or do maths:cool: lol That gets it down pretty damn quick!
lol hopefully it wont stay up if you think about that.
I love being a girl, I can sit at work all day and think about sexual fantasies and no one would kno if I was thinking about that or the work im supposed to be doing. its fun
KingsBlend420
07-11-2007, 02:51 PM
grannies!
cannabis campbell
07-11-2007, 02:55 PM
Think about anything and everything as long as its not to do with sex lol.
napolitana869
07-11-2007, 03:37 PM
lol hopefully it wont stay up if you think about that.
I love being a girl, I can sit at work all day and think about sexual fantasies and no one would kno if I was thinking about that or the work im supposed to be doing. its fun
If for some reason I need to stop being horny I think of how embarrassing it would be for someone to know what I was thinking. Thankfully that situation doesnt come up very often and I'm free to think about what ever I want
MagicalHerb
07-11-2007, 03:39 PM
this (http://www.somaliweyn.com/bilder/manuel.jpg) does the trick..
:O
stinkyattic
07-11-2007, 05:05 PM
Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!
hee hee
KingsBlend420
07-11-2007, 06:23 PM
this (http://www.somaliweyn.com/bilder/manuel.jpg) does the trick..
:O
My wiener just fell off.
switch226
07-11-2007, 06:37 PM
Magical herb that might be one of the nastiest and unhealthy things I've ever seen.
switch226
07-11-2007, 06:40 PM
I was talking to some friends of mine at work the other day and I got mixed answers ranging from "a super fat baby... to the christmas tree air fresheners you put in your car!"
Straight Illin
07-11-2007, 06:42 PM
The AIDz I contracted in '69 when men were men and the sheep were scared.
Nightcrewman
07-11-2007, 07:26 PM
Jackie Stallone and Cherie Blair doing a bit of girl on girl that does it for me.
Cheers
NCM
switch226
07-12-2007, 04:30 AM
I just talked to another guy at work tonight and he suggested thinking of what used to happen at neverland ranch :(
slipknotpsycho
07-12-2007, 04:33 AM
actualy i don't think about anything in particular... i just stop focusing on whatever 'sexy' thing is making it that way.... normally i don't give a shit, but it used to happen to me alot in school... you know, in junior high right about the time you start hiting puberty, and the girls start getting asses and tits... lol... god i hated those days... it'd always pop up right at the end of class too when i gotta get up and walk to my next class...
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