Desperate Housewife :(

[newbiedoobie]

Hey ya'll. Stupid question that needs a stupid answer here

Id love to score some weed but ive never had any before. (newbie!!!!!). i got not idea on how to score any, got any ideas? obviously no names, etc. just maby some ideas on where to find some friends in my area. also what to try first :confused:

[west coast style]

First off, how old are you? Second, where do you live?

Kinda hard to help you out without any information first.

[newbiedoobie]

24....Naptown, aka Indianapolis

[sugarmagnolia]

well if ur husband is interested also then it may be easier to find. the easiest to find it is among the high school crowd, but that may be difficult for u. maybe if u see a stoner on the street ask them for a 20 bag or something. just use the slang, to let them know ur not out to get em or something. don't go to the wrong neighborhoods, aka the slums, looking for it though.

[newbiedoobie]

Yea the high school crowd could get me in a helluva lot of trouble

[passtotheleft45]

hey everyone im new to this thing.

i live in new hampshire and wondered if anyone else did, let me know

-ap

[newbiedoobie]

So i find someone that looks like a stoner. :cool:
some guy/girl that looks that they like to smoke? afraid that ill look like a dumbass for asking if i dont do it right

[west coast style]

I agree about the slang part, gotta let em know that you know what you're talking about so you don't get jipped or anything.

[jones2much]

dont feel bad.....ive been tokin da cheeba for years, and because i have recently moved, i am in the same situation that you are. the entries above this one are good advice. be careful. watch out for the MAN (cops) and watch out for the rip-offs. peace and good-luck........you are not the only one jonesing right now.....i promise.

[Hektik]

you don't have any friends that blaze at all?

[slipknotpsycho]

look for some dude wearing big assed pants and some rock band shirt on prefferabely with long hair walking down the street eating a twinkie lmao

[bowlsnapper2012]

umm do u have like a public market that hass a head shop in it go to a park by it and some one will probably be selling bud

[kiwi]

:D Hi Newbie....Like you I am a housewife, 33, and I live in New Zealand. I have been a smoker for years, and can't even remember how it came to be. But to put myself in your shoes and think of what I would do is about the most help I can be to you...sorry.
To start with, I would not go to a school child to look for buying drugs. You must have some outside human contact? Just because someone doesn't look like a stoner doesn't mean they don't smoke. You will need to learn how to read ppl a wee bit, and then add cannabis into a conversation when the time is right. I'm not saying to come right out there and ask them to their face if they smoke or not, but just watch and observe their body language. You will know what to say and do when the time comes, its like a instinct or something. :D
But for your first time I do recommend that you start small and preferably with someone you know and trust.

[HATT420]

Weeds always around you shouldnt have much trouble finding some

[shadowfox]

Weeds always around you shouldnt have much trouble finding some

I wish that was true, but it's not. I have a lot of trouble finding it. Where I live (and I think it's pretty much the same everywhere), you have to be friends with somebody in order to get a weed connection. It's not like you can just walk down the street and find a local drug peddler on every street corner.

Maybe in the 60s and 70s a lot of ppl smoked, so you could probably ask anybody and they'd know of somebody who smokes or someway to get weed. Nowdays, it's getting hard to even find somebody who smokes cigs.

So have you asked all of your friends (and maybe your husband's friends if he doesn't mind) if they know anybody who could sell you weed? Even if your friends don't smoke, they might know of somebody who does.

And if your friends can't help you out at all, then I guess you'll have to resort to talking to strangers and asking them. I wouldn't recommend asking your local cashier or a random person walking down the street. You might get lucky, but probably not. The only time you should ask them about weed is if the conversation leads itself that way and an opportunity arises for you to bring it up. But that happens very rarely in everyday life. Your best bet might be to seek out places like clubs and bars, or concerts, etc. It's more of an appropriate environment to ask drug questions to strangers, thus ppl are more likely to be open to helping you out.

But overall, talking to strangers about weed is always risky (you'll most likely end up looking weird, esp if you're a girl like me), and probably 99% of the time that person can't help you out. And even if they can, it's very likely that they might beat you up, take your money and not give you any weed.

Finding weed is hard. I feel extremely lucky to be able to find any right now. It's a miracle actually. So don't feel frustrated by everybody else finding weed so easily. They must have friends who smoke, so it's always easy to find weed that way. But for ppl like us without friends who smoke, weed is close to impossible to find.

So other than that, there's not much else I can suggest. I wouldn't order weed online, cause it's usually total crap scams. The only good online weed source is budmail, but he doesn't ship to the US.

[sugarmagnolia]

weed is pretty rampant, u just can't see it. I've seen dealers walking around sometimes, sort of funny. I only mentioned stereotypes, because if ur walking around looking for shit, u don't know anyone, so u gotta use a visual aid, ie. pothead look. U see someone with red eyes, u say,"looks like some good chronic." If they say yeah, u say can u hook me up. they say what the fuck are u talking about, u say just kidding. I know I probably wouldn't have the guts to ask random people, but u may have to.

[Bman719]

I wish that was true, but it's not. I have a lot of trouble finding it. Where I live (and I think it's pretty much the same everywhere), you have to be friends with somebody in order to get a weed connection. It's not like you can just walk down the street and find a local drug peddler on every street corner.

Maybe in the 60s and 70s a lot of ppl smoked, so you could probably ask anybody and they'd know of somebody who smokes or someway to get weed. Nowdays, it's getting hard to even find somebody who smokes cigs.

So have you asked all of your friends (and maybe your husband's friends if he doesn't mind) if they know anybody who could sell you weed? Even if your friends don't smoke, they might know of somebody who does.

And if your friends can't help you out at all, then I guess you'll have to resort to talking to strangers and asking them. I wouldn't recommend asking your local cashier or a random person walking down the street. You might get lucky, but probably not. The only time you should ask them about weed is if the conversation leads itself that way and an opportunity arises for you to bring it up. But that happens very rarely in everyday life. Your best bet might be to seek out places like clubs and bars, or concerts, etc. It's more of an appropriate environment to ask drug questions to strangers, thus ppl are more likely to be open to helping you out.

But overall, talking to strangers about weed is always risky (you'll most likely end up looking weird, esp if you're a girl like me), and probably 99% of the time that person can't help you out. And even if they can, it's very likely that they might beat you up, take your money and not give you any weed.

Finding weed is hard. I feel extremely lucky to be able to find any right now. It's a miracle actually. So don't feel frustrated by everybody else finding weed so easily. They must have friends who smoke, so it's always easy to find weed that way. But for ppl like us without friends who smoke, weed is close to impossible to find.

So other than that, there's not much else I can suggest. I wouldn't order weed online, cause it's usually total crap scams. The only good online weed source is budmail, but he doesn't ship to the US.

I agree with pretty much everything you just stated above! lol. When i started tokin up only two of my friends did it... so I'd toke when they got some. Started talking to people (including people at my job) and found out more and more people who did it. Over time we'd make a point to toke up one day outside of work or something... and if I ran outta weed I could ask them if they know where to get any. Then I would meet the dealer, and get his number so i didn't have to go through anyone else. The group i'm in is quite a bit different than the group i was in 9 months ago. Basically all of my friends smoke weed, and I have a good 8 different dealers I can go through... Just give it time, get to know some people, and bring it up in a conversation sometime... it might just lead to the situation i'm in now: Weed anytime of the day, any day of the week. Just make sure not to bring it up too soon.

[adh endo]

weed is everywhere, best methods would be:

*go to a shop that sells marijuana products,

buy a pipe, and have a lighter..

Ask around, friends of friends, strangers, the people in the hemp store, the people smiling with red eyes and a marijuana leaf hat eating a munch and listening to rap music, with a nice herby smoky smell about them, or a rastafarian, is probably your best bets...

teenagers- although someones mum coming up asking us for bud would probably crack us up, then we'd ask if you were a really dumb cop, then suss you out, find out how much you wanted, then get you some..

[Mello.as.Hello]

the absolute, VERY BEST place to find weed, is a Dave Matthews or Phish concert..

They coming to your town?

[1e64102e]

I adore this website, but i've never felt the need to respond to a question before. I go to Yale, and, I must say, it is so easy to find weed here. But, overall, it's like that at any school. My little sister goes to a community college, and, if she is correct, those places are swarming with potsmokers looking to pay for their habit by selling a little on the side. Of course, the age issue presented in the question may be a hell of a challenge, you should do fine to discreetly ask people in a non-threatening manner (worked into the conversation; you should pick a topic that lends itself to pot-smoking): "oh my, I was watching those silly cheech and chong boys last night, and wouldn't it be fun to get high? Hey...have you ever tried that?" So on, so forth :)

[1e64102e]

Sorry to x2 post.

I have never had any difficulty locating weed at home, because my cousin is a big pothead and always has a lot onhand to unload. Of course, when I went from New York to New Haven, Conn, I found it quite difficult to locate anything for about a week. Then a girl in my history class told me about how stoned she had gotten the other night, and, within fifteen minutes, I had the address of her boyfriend's apartment.

Another issue of note, atleast for myself, was the issue of cost. It may seem that you are getting ripped off, but, in fact, due to specific causal factors, prices may be high. They should not be too extreme, but I would expect to pay about $120 - 250 for an Oz.

In case you've been away from the books for a while, the yardstick of the drug world is 1 oz = 28g (grams). The actual marijuana should, if truly expensive, have little seeds or stems, and have a clean yet strong odor. Crystals and hairs are another good sign. Weed (well, weed worth smoking, anyway) should come in 2 catagories: decent and good. You shouldn't have to blaze 5 bowls (we'll come to this later) to get high. Buying good quality product takes it easy on your lungs. Don't try to cook with it or anything.

Acclamating one's self to weed, when a newbie, it is a good idea to stay away from a bong and stick to a good-sized joint. Even a one-hitter, because, even if you are a cigarette smoker, you will hack a lung up the first time or two. Take it easy - get used to it. It won't take much anyway.

Proper storage is also vital. I purchased a small black ceramic jar many years ago with a plastic air-tight ring that, when closed, keeps air and moisture out. Keep it dry to prevent mold. Ways to freshen weed up are many, but the only good methods are ones that involve using the transfer of mositure through an orange peel or something of that nature. Do not spray water on it, and, for marx's sake, never keep it in the fridge. You can freeze it for long term storage, but you're not going to be dealing in sufficent weight for that process.

I think that about covers it. If I think of anything else, i'll point again.

[adh endo]

ill give you pot but youre not in my country



just gotta say, who are phish?

and i think a cypress hill concert theyre would be more pot..

i went to one recently and had about 6 joints/blunts passed to me, and i got the least hits compared to my friends..


make friends who smoke pot, because only pot ot

[newbiedoobie]

OMG a hell of a lot of people posted over the time ive been offline
Thanx for all of the information.....youre giving me a real education
There are head shops around called sort of nearby in the broad ripple area of indy, also maybe these little stores called karma...but im not sure. they sell related products.
Mello....I LOVE DMB!!! also phish! I have thought about hooking up at a concert but ive never tried. i think it would be easy also but they arnt coming until around june-july and thats pretty far away. phish on the other hand is no longer touring. i cant wait to try and score some this summer
talked to husband and he didnt really like that i wanted to smoke but said he wouldnt stop me either. i would love to get high with him. told me he wanted to grow instead of buy. he has no idea on what to do for this

[chrace]

use sly language anyhwere where products relating to marijuana or "smoking" paraphenila and say shit like "wow, this stuff would be great for weed, do you have anything like that, you know"

just an idea, or try any male friends anyone knows, in my experience the boys usually have the connections, look for a regular teenager, most of my dealers are teenagers from the high school or something and friends i know who frequently get ounces and sell me a 1/4 or something a week or so. but the boys, younger brothers, skateboarders, people at peace with the world..., pool halls, the likes

[sugarmagnolia]

cypress hill? don't know who they are,b ut I doubt there is more pot than at a Phish concert. last summer i went to a phish concert and everyone around u has there glasses out smoking bowls. Very funny. People are there looking to sell, my friend was asked if he wanted some, and then there are the thieves of weed there:

some guy with one of those neo-hippy beanie caps walked up and was like to my friend "man can I have some of it?" my friend is like "what?" and the stranger replies "come on man, u stole it and why can't u just give me half of it" "stole what?" "wait, ur not the guy who stole all that guys weed?" see weed isn't just a drug at the phish concerts (unfortunately they will not tour again) it is a highly praised product that makes people become thieves for it. the weed is almost as high as Phish.

[larry]

1e64102e D You are stupid
i wonder if you actually smoke pot.
You claim that stems and seeds are a sign of quality marijuana.
I would say look for crystal stickyness and just heathy looking buds.
When you look fo weed you say "got some bud".if yes
say "i hope its not crap or im not buying it".

[1e64102e]

"The actual marijuana should, if truly expensive, have little seeds or stems, and have a clean yet strong odor."

I do not appreciate being called stupid. You have made a perceptual error. In the above quote, little means few. As in a little or small amount. So, perhaps you should learn to fucking read.

[sugarmagnolia]

ahem i will end this argument. the seeds or stems does not have any effect on the potency. u are both wrong (bet u weren't expecting that eh?). All that it means if u have stems and seeds in ur bag is u don't have as much bud as u could. the seeds are only costing u more money cause they weigh the bag as do the stems.

If ur bag has no stems then ur gonna have all shake or very little nugs. so u really can't avoid stems unless ur dealer is a disciple and u are his god. seeds on the other hand are not that common when buying good quality, because that's the way it is.

no need to fight when u can learn and tell.

[shadowfox]

use sly language anyhwere where products relating to marijuana or "smoking" paraphenila and say shit like "wow, this stuff would be great for weed, do you have anything like that, you know"

just an idea, or try any male friends anyone knows, in my experience the boys usually have the connections, look for a regular teenager, most of my dealers are teenagers from the high school or something and friends i know who frequently get ounces and sell me a 1/4 or something a week or so. but the boys, younger brothers, skateboarders, people at peace with the world..., pool halls, the likes

I don't think mentioning weed is a good idea in smoke shops. Most smoke shops have very strict guidelines they have to follow and have lots of signs inside saying "Please do not use any terms relating to the usage of marijuana" So even if the store clerk smokes ganja all the time, I wouldn't bring it up unless you really talk to the guy (or girl) and know for sure that it's appropriate and that he/she won't kick you out of the shop. I've seen ppl kicked out of the store for calling a "water pipe" a "bong." So they are strict and they do enforce the rules.

But smoke shops might be good to meet fellow smokers (the customers, not the shop owners/cashiers). But just because they smoke doesn't mean that they'll help you out. It's pretty tough to find good help nowdays.

[blueberryspecial]

UNI-VERSITY. "got some greens" if u ask more than 3 non geeks at any college u will got some bud or a number or a name. and u dont have 2 worry bout pigs. just campus rent a cops.

[Rahein]

UNI-VERSITY. "got some greens" if u ask more than 3 non geeks at any college u will got some bud or a number or a name. and u dont have 2 worry bout pigs. just campus rent a cops.

Hay I am a geek and smoke weed. I know a lot of other geeks that smoke or have geek friends that smoke. Most people I have talked to about weed while I was in college smoked or had friends that did(me).

[shadowfox]

In college I got lucky. Since I'm a girl, and not too many girls smoke (in general), I was extremely lucky to find the only few girls who smoked in the entire dorm.

I think you just gotta look out for the partying type, which is like, 80% of the college population (everybody parties in college). Partiers are more likely to know of a way to get weed. But then again, all my girl friends who I smoked with in college were total geeks (most of them were valedictorians in high school!). So I guess you can't really tell sometimes.

[larry]

That is what i was what i posted.
I know that you cant avoid stems and leaves but the less the better.
And for seeds if you are getting any undeveloped little seeds that is
not good. 97% of the bud i buy has no seeds.

[adh endo]

it should look like a nice, carefully grown and loved buds like the photos on this site,

if it looks like shitty grass it probably is. or oregano. or crap.


only buy it if it looks nice, like something you would want to put in a pipe and suck on.

[chrace]

I don't think mentioning weed is a good idea in smoke shops. Most smoke shops have very strict guidelines they have to follow and have lots of signs inside saying "Please do not use any terms relating to the usage of marijuana" So even if the store clerk smokes ganja all the time, I wouldn't bring it up unless you really talk to the guy (or girl) and know for sure that it's appropriate and that he/she won't kick you out of the shop. I've seen ppl kicked out of the store for calling a "water pipe" a "bong." So they are strict and they do enforce the rules.

But smoke shops might be good to meet fellow smokers (the customers, not the shop owners/cashiers). But just because they smoke doesn't mean that they'll help you out. It's pretty tough to find good help nowdays.

i once bought this bag if herbal smokin mix to practice rolling joints and the asian woman said, "looks like marijuana, doesnt it" but i didnt press her but maybe...