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Oh My High
07-08-2007, 03:48 AM
I was just surfing a porn website (freeones.com), when I noticed one of their very beautiful ladies, Analise Hayes, has a lower back tattoo which says "Melanie." Oops! I guess someone forgot to update that tat!

:S2:

(I'm all cool with tattoos... oh god yes I am)

REEFERDREAMZ
07-08-2007, 03:53 AM
lol

cannabis campbell
07-08-2007, 04:01 AM
Julia bond has nice tats...

Gandalf_The_Grey
07-08-2007, 04:03 AM
Why would she have her own name tattoo'd on her back? Probably not hers.

Oh My High
07-08-2007, 04:09 AM
Married lesbian angle, I like it.

Oh My High
07-08-2007, 04:13 AM
Julia bond has nice tats...
The "paws" on her chest has always thrown me off, but other than that... :thumbsup:

couch-potato
07-09-2007, 01:51 AM
Julia Bond has fake tits (surprised the fuck outta me when I downloaded a second video featuring her, and her chest size grew considerably... nevertheless, I'd bang her)


ALSO in a Julia Bond movie (the first one) the guy is lying down on his back about to bust a money shot with Julia working on him. He blows, looks confused for a quick moment and gets a fat wad of his own paste directly unto his fucking cheek. I laughed. Hard.

Tainted Glory
07-09-2007, 03:58 AM
Look into "the worst porn ever". We'll talk afterwards.

slipknotpsycho
07-09-2007, 04:03 AM
lol.. there's this one video i came across once... this chick is blowing this dude and he shoots, she gags, and she runs to the trash can puking... lol it was funny shit...

Tainted Glory
07-09-2007, 04:05 AM
lol.. there's this one video i came across once... this chick is blowing this dude and he shoots, she gags, and she runs to the trash can puking... lol it was funny shit...

The video I made reference to involves a three some between 2 guys and a girl. Guy 1 was on his back on the floor riding the girl while Guy 2 prepared to shoot. Anyway, he "misses his mark" and shoots in Guy 1's eye. The next few moments can only be described as the funniest shit I've ever seen.

CYRAX
07-09-2007, 04:13 AM
One time there was this rediculous squirt scene in some porno and the dude got literaly drenched and was like caughing and gagging. lmao.

NOX1447
07-09-2007, 06:44 AM
LMFAO @ THIS THREAD

cannabis campbell
07-09-2007, 11:29 AM
Julia Bond has fake tits (surprised the fuck outta me when I downloaded a second video featuring her, and her chest size grew considerably... nevertheless, I'd bang her)


ALSO in a Julia Bond movie (the first one) the guy is lying down on his back about to bust a money shot with Julia working on him. He blows, looks confused for a quick moment and gets a fat wad of his own paste directly unto his fucking cheek. I laughed. Hard.

most pornstars have fake tits so thats not a big deal and yeah i seen that one it was hilarious i dont think that was expected lol!

Hardcore Newbie
07-09-2007, 03:37 PM
Best porn blooper I ever saw was when this chick was waiting for two guys loads in her face, one guy came on the other guy by mistake and the other guy just left, he wasn't happy at all.

cannabis campbell
07-09-2007, 07:56 PM
LOL thats hilarious!!

switch226
07-11-2007, 04:58 AM
There was this one time I was watching a video this guy was doing this girl doggy style and he put his finger in her ass while he was doing his thing and she like took a huge shit on him. I fell off my chair and managed to break my collar bone cuz I was laughing so hard.

crazyape
07-12-2007, 06:34 AM
The "paws" on her chest has always thrown me off, but other than that... :thumbsup:

do you pprefer before or after the breast implant?

OzzyOz
07-12-2007, 07:14 PM
i've heard theres a video of ron jermey eating a peice of chocolate cake off a girls back while he's doing her doggystyle.

420MissHighTimes420
07-12-2007, 07:27 PM
^^ LOL.

EmericanStoner420
07-15-2007, 03:18 AM
my friend was tellin em how him and another kid were watching this porn a couple years ago and a dude was gettin head and he yells "to the base" and the slams the chicks head down on his dick and she pukes all ovr but he still keeps on going, fucked up shit but funny

Ganj
07-15-2007, 03:23 AM
Anyone else overthink pornography? Maybe I masturbate too much?

EmericanStoner420
07-15-2007, 03:24 AM
The video I made reference to involves a three some between 2 guys and a girl. Guy 1 was on his back on the floor riding the girl while Guy 2 prepared to shoot. Anyway, he "misses his mark" and shoots in Guy 1's eye. The next few moments can only be described as the funniest shit I've ever seen.

:S2:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH omg thats funny as fuck ahaha

BabyFacedAbortion
07-16-2007, 04:31 AM
TRAMP STAMP!!

Girls get their names on their lower backs so when they're getting fucked doggy style by the guy they picked up at the bar, he knows what to call out. Doggy style is a must so you don't have to look at eachother's faces.

Kottonmouth Prince
07-16-2007, 04:37 AM
ive seen one were the bed broke preety funny

deadfan420
07-16-2007, 05:30 AM
I've seen some amateur shit where the guy (some schmuck off the street) either can't cum at all or cums after 2 seconds! Those are always my favorite.

Kottonmouth Prince
07-16-2007, 05:35 AM
everybody go to youtube and put in sex accident funny shit