Urgent Situation: Please Read

[the boss]

Hey everyone. I am a 17 year old male, 5'9" and i could stand to lose 20ish pounds. I am an occasional smoker, once a day recently. I smoke potent weed. The last bowl I smoked was last night. This morning my mom told me that my dad ordered a drug test. I searched the house and found the test, it was from American Screening Corp (Drug Test, Drug Testing, Drug Test Kit, Drug Testing Kits, Drug Screen, & Drug Screening Kits. @ American Screening Corp. (http://www.americanscreeningcorp.com/stores/1/category.cfm?Category_ID=18)). My parents are out of town for 5 or 6 days, and I think that I might get tested when they return. The envelope is still sealed so I do not know which test they got, but i assume they bought a urine test. What is my best course of action to get clean in 5 to 6 days? Should I purchase a detox drink? Some of American Screening Corp's tests measure for adulterants, so I do not know if I want to dilute-plus i don't know when the test will be taking place. I really need to pass this or I will be in big trouble. Should I workout a lot more often, drink fluids, please anyone let me know what to do.

[the boss]

Can anyone help?

[blazed_babe]

well how long have you been smoking? when did you start smoking daily?

[PHATTY LUMPKINS]

if he dont watch you pee
put a lil bleach in it, or just give him warm water. And if your seventeen and they are tripping like that. start looking for a job and a apartment.

[the boss]

Throughout April and May I only smoked once a week, lately it's been 3-4 times a week. Last week I was out of town so I didn't smoke all week, maybe that got some out. Will the bleach work? And they're tripping like that because I've been in trouble with drugs twice before.

[FakeBoobsRule]

if he dont watch you pee
put a lil bleach in it, or just give him warm water.
Phatty did you even bother reading the very first post in this thread? Did you look at the link? They might have bought a home test kit that checks for the addition of bleach and creatinine clearance and specific gravity and pH. Both of your ideas will result in him failing.

[the boss]

Yay or nay on detox? I was looking at this from GNC: GNC - Natural Cleansing: Preventive Nutrition® Complete Body Cleansing Program (http://www.gnc.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2545554&cp=2293676&sr=1&origkw=detox&parentPage=family) If I purchase a detox kit, it must be done tomorrow so I need an answer.

[the boss]

Does bleach/visine in the cup work? I have found out that the test they ordered does not check for adulterants!