View Full Version : Which Stoner you'd want to get busted with...
Skink
07-07-2007, 04:46 PM
If you were starring down the cops ,,,which stoner would you pic to be the smoothest to get us out of the mess...
My pick is Geo,,,he's well traveled and I think would be cool in a crisis...
Dutch Pimp
07-07-2007, 04:52 PM
Birdgirl73....then..I'd just keep my mouth shut........
psteve
07-07-2007, 04:52 PM
Jenna & Barbara Bush.
Rarrr
07-07-2007, 04:54 PM
Pope John Paul
we could zoom off in that "mobile" if there was any trouble from law enforcement
dean0000
07-07-2007, 05:38 PM
A stoner who was a cop, hey the other cop will proberly start blazing with us.
REEFERDREAMZ
07-07-2007, 05:50 PM
:wtf:I hope no one.
REEFERDREAMZ
07-07-2007, 05:51 PM
PHATTY, PSYCHO, LIP, CRANKJUICE, REB, BLAZED BABE, NIGHTFARMER...
I HOPE TO NOT EVER GET BUSTED WITH ANY OF THEM . :wtf:
George W Bush
07-07-2007, 06:45 PM
willie nelson
PHATTY LUMPKINS
07-07-2007, 08:08 PM
I Personally wouldn't want to get Busted Again with anyone. Buy if I had to pick!! My Pick would be My wife cause I know she wont tell. Then my other pick is my Attorney, Cause he put's the Smooth in talking when it come's to that shit. :jointsmile:
REEFERDREAMZ
07-07-2007, 08:13 PM
:jointsmile: I know you know your shit, and I said I would like you there if I ever did, No one will though.. so No one really needs to worry about it..:jointsmile:
DaPolarBear
07-07-2007, 08:26 PM
A good lawyer...
Oh My High
07-07-2007, 09:07 PM
A good lawyer...
:S2:
O' Cannabis
07-07-2007, 09:13 PM
Ricky off of the trailer park boys. He always bullshits his way out of things.
poiuyt
07-07-2007, 10:31 PM
Ricky off of the trailer park boys. He always bullshits his way out of things.
Was gonna post that!
PHATTY LUMPKINS
07-07-2007, 10:37 PM
Was Not.:jointsmile: LOL
O' Cannabis
07-07-2007, 11:10 PM
lol
cannabis campbell
07-07-2007, 11:14 PM
mike tyson, i wouldnt like to arrest him.
wannabehippiegirl
07-07-2007, 11:16 PM
chuck norris
haha
RollenJoynts
07-07-2007, 11:21 PM
My Aunt.
Then I'd just not say anything. Lol.
wannabehippiegirl
07-07-2007, 11:27 PM
Shaitanx
i bet shaitanx would get us out of trouble
i think id wanna get busted with friendowl.....cause if i was over there again, low priority, so low penalty?
EDIT: then we can party afterwards
REEFERDREAMZ
07-07-2007, 11:28 PM
~~ Fuck it ~~ Everyone ~~ :jointsmile:
Spoken Word
07-07-2007, 11:39 PM
I don't know anyone here but in those situations..it's better to be alone.
If I ever get busted with anyone, I rather them keep their mouth closed...
And yea, a good lawyer...
jaGerbom
07-07-2007, 11:44 PM
birdgirl for sure
Storm Crow
07-07-2007, 11:52 PM
george w. bush- With him holding, and the press watching and taking photos! It might be worth it! THEN, cannabis would get legal....real fast! LOL- Granny:hippy:[/I]
GotWake88
07-08-2007, 10:43 PM
Tupac would be nice, cause he'd shoot the cocksucker and be on his way. RIP.
If I were to be around the cops, JUST ME. I know my rights. I've had several confrontations. If you know your rights, you will not get busted(contingent on cops not suppressing your rights). Most of my friends wouldn't know what to do. They'd say, "Yea sure officer, you can search me." Just say you don't consent to unwarrented searches or seizures. They'll give you the "I'm just trying to help you" bullshit. Do not consent, and do not admit to ever breaking the law and they cannot do shit.
cannabis=freedom
07-08-2007, 10:52 PM
LIP, just because I would laugh my ass off watching him go nuts on the cop and saying "Fuck you, weed's good, I'm right, you're wrong...."
We'd get arrested for sure, but it'd make a good story.
birdgirl73
07-08-2007, 11:06 PM
I'd hate to get busted with anyone here. But if it had to happen, I'm going to have to choose FakeBoobsRule. For one thing, he's wickedly smart. And together, I think we could successfully negotiate the legal system. One of the lesser known facts about me was that the degree I earned right after college and grad school--and I'm ashamed to admit it was a wholly wasted degree considering that I never worked in that field--was in law. We'd have to hire a real actively practicing counselor to represent us. But I think we could be successful.
Dave Byrd, another member here who also happens to be my beloved husband, would never get busted since he has never smoked and, no doubt, never will, would probably be called upon to bail us out and help us with our retainer fees. Feel free to take that money from my savings, sweetie!
stinkyattic
07-08-2007, 11:43 PM
My choice would be to NOT get busted, but if I were in a sticky situation, it would be with The Yeag because he functions perfectly under pressure, smooth like you wouldn't believe.... he has already slipped me right out of a potentially VERY nasty situation at an airport that involved an unexpectedly stinky bag of homegrown and a German shepherd... I like to be self-reliant in most things but nothing beats a friend who comes through when you need him.
Jah420
07-09-2007, 01:31 PM
Spongebong Hemppants and Hashbrick.. they have the best way of dealing with it :)
"Hey Hashbrick! I think we're getting busted again!"
"Uhhh.. so what."
"Yeah... so what... hahahahahahaha!!!"
BUZz UK
07-09-2007, 02:41 PM
Was gonna post that!
hahahah, me too...
"What's your name?"
"Uh, Corey... Corey Trevor..."
BUZz UK
07-09-2007, 02:49 PM
I'd hate to get busted with anyone here.
why?
birdgirl73
07-09-2007, 02:58 PM
why?
Just because I'd hate for anyone here, including me, to have to be in that situation. Getting busted isn't something I'd wish on anyone, much less my friends here!
Tom Swierzbinski
07-09-2007, 04:31 PM
I live in the UK, so getting busted just for weed is a moot point.
But I would happily be LIPs bitch in jail. As long as theres no gay stuff involved.
BUZz UK
07-09-2007, 05:47 PM
you KNOW there'll be gay stuff...
420MissHighTimes420
07-09-2007, 06:03 PM
Myself I am amazing when it comes to sweet talking cops. I even had a keg at my house on graduation night where I got the cops called on me and the cop saw it and everything, but since I was so nice i got away with it, and continued on with the keg.
oh i also got outta two speeding tickets.
Hopefully i wont ever have to use my sweet talking skills agian I hate being scared about getting arrested.
Skink
07-09-2007, 06:32 PM
Myself I am amazing when it comes to sweet talking cops. I even had a keg at my house on graduation night where I got the cops called on me and the cop saw it and everything, but since I was so nice i got away with it, and continued on with the keg.
oh i also got outta two speeding tickets.
Hopefully i wont ever have to use my sweet talking skills agian I hate being scared about getting arrested.
OK,,,I pick you,,,I need you cause I am really dumb when it comes to cops...
partyguy420
07-09-2007, 07:03 PM
my self... i mean... i got out of assault 1 charges... i should be sitting in an adult prison for the next ohh 20 years... or so... but i managed to just spend 3 months in a detention center on assault 3.... thats some good talking...
Skink
07-09-2007, 07:19 PM
my self... i mean... i got out of assault 1 charges... i should be sitting in an adult prison for the next ohh 20 years... or so... but i managed to just spend 3 months in a detention center on assault 3.... thats some good talking...
I think your Paris posing as Partyguy...
pass the chicken
07-09-2007, 11:15 PM
Bill Clinton
tokinsplinter
07-09-2007, 11:25 PM
Ricky off of the trailer park boys. He always bullshits his way out of things.
I would have to second this one. He can bullshit his way out of anything.
zino11
07-09-2007, 11:47 PM
my lawyer
RedLocks
07-10-2007, 01:04 AM
a stoned mime so he could throw an invisible lasso around the cops while we run for our freedom laughing silently the whole way!
BizzleLuvin
07-10-2007, 03:13 AM
friendowl.
SyndicateJuggalos17
07-10-2007, 03:56 AM
if i was getting "busted" with somebody who knew what they were doing then technically we wouldnt be getting busted
ghosty
07-10-2007, 03:58 AM
my best freind jimmy g
sonic titan
07-10-2007, 04:09 AM
Not a damn one. I don't want to be busted, with or without someone.
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