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Nailhead
07-07-2007, 07:43 AM
Source Link (http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSSYD27649120070706)

CANBERRA (Reuters) - Condom makers say it's the world's best job, a "sexecutive position." An Australian company is seeking real life testers for its condom products.

"Got what it takes to be an official condom tester?" asks an advertisement launched by Durex Australia next to a photo of a busty young woman in a revealing nurse's outfit.

"With this job on your CV, it really will be a chance to brag to your mates about the special skills you possess, not to mention that your new role will work wonders with the opposite sex," Durex Marketing Manager Sam White told local media.

The "bed-testing" position is unpaid, but 200 selected testers would be up for free pack of Durex products, plus a bonus prize of A$1,000 ($854) for one lucky winner, White said.

In return, testers would have to report back on the feel and performance of the company's products.

Only Australians need apply, and would-be testers will be asked to explain why they should be considered. Humor would help in the application, Durex said.

"To apply, simply explain why you think you're right for the position (missionary is acceptable) and you could be eligible for the employee bonus of $1,000," said the ad on Web site www.durex.com.au.

cannabis=freedom
07-08-2007, 04:19 AM
Hooooooooooooollllyy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittt.....

I hate being a fucking minor...grrr...

Markass
07-08-2007, 12:26 PM
wtf, why hasn't america caught onto this shit..? I think I've got what it takes to be a condom tester

4twentE
07-08-2007, 03:15 PM
If only I was Australian.

Gatekeeper777
07-08-2007, 03:19 PM
OY! I bet the sheep are relieved.
They are wearing condoms now.

MadSativa
07-16-2007, 01:58 AM
Fuck that I would move to Austrailia for a while for this, can you get info I need a vacation anyway, and Im sure Kenn can hook me up with the good ganja

BabyFacedAbortion
07-16-2007, 02:02 AM
take me with you ;) I'll test condoms.

Oh, I guess this doesn't apply to me though, huh?

slipknotpsycho
07-16-2007, 02:05 AM
i'd be a good tester! i could test 10 condoms in an hr! <.<;;;

MadSativa
07-16-2007, 02:08 AM
take me with you ;) I'll test condoms.

Oh, I guess this doesn't apply to me though, huh?

....fuck the long trip we could just start our own testing, I just put my information at durrex.com, I think their just looking for Aussi's guys caughs I didnt read all the shiyza but they were sterring toward just Aussi's:pimp:

MagicalHerb
07-16-2007, 03:38 PM
holy shit man!