Substitution Question..

[Marias]

I have a drug test coming up, "6405N SAP 5-50 GC/MS" for a pre-employment screening at Quest Diagnostics this Tuesday. I am thinking about substituting my boyfriend's urine. I'm a female, and my concern is, will they be able to tell it's male urine if it goes to a lab? On the form it has a MRO name and address (in a different state) and I'm worried they will send it out regardless if it comes out negative or not. I really would like someone who works/worked at a lab to let me know and relieve my mind. I've only been clean about a week (or will be at the time of the test) and I'm still peeing dirty. I am a daily pot smoker (nothing else) using one-hitters of homegrown (not my home) weed. It's for a job I already have, and I'm just changing management, they don't usually watch, do they? Any hope for me?

Ideas?

Thank you.

[jdon]

They won't watch unless you do something suspicious. Put the bottle or whatver container in your crotch and you should be fine.

I am going to usethe Quick Fix bottle and subing the synthetic urine with a clean specimen. Check out this link on how Quick Fix works (pick it up at your local head shop, link also has a nice video): Fake Pee Will Beat Any Drug Test! (http://www.detoxforless.com/pass-a-drug-test/fake-pee.html) Make sure to check out all of the posts, especially the one sticky one on top of this forum dealing with substitution.

Good luck and give us your results when they come...

[FakeBoobsRule]

Jdon is right, for employment tests they don't observe unless you give them cause.

You can use any gender urine you want. Any one who tells you otherwise is wrong.

[Marias]

They won't watch unless you do something suspicious. Put the bottle or whatver container in your crotch and you should be fine.

I am going to usethe Quick Fix bottle and subing the synthetic urine with a clean specimen. Check out this link on how Quick Fix works (pick it up at your local head shop, link also has a nice video): Fake Pee Will Beat Any Drug Test! (http://www.detoxforless.com/pass-a-drug-test/fake-pee.html) Make sure to check out all of the posts, especially the one sticky one on top of this forum dealing with substitution.

Good luck and give us your results when they come...


Thanks guys, I just needed the reassurance so that I didn't panic while in there and make them suspicious of me. =) I'm feeling a lot better. I'm a nervous person at heart. Thank you all, and I'll let you know.

[Marias]

It went GREAT! I had to empty out my pockets, as per usual.. and I was freaking out because it was like a regular public restroom with stalls, and I thought she'd be in the room with me. She didn't even stand by the door to the restroom! She was in the lab next door. O_O Great for me. Specimen within 90 - 100 degrees. WOOT! The only fear I have is that I was shaking badly. I hate deceiving people. Had I been given enough warning I would have quit and used my own urine. So I was terrified of getting caught in a lie. I was shaking so I suggested I sit down to fill out the paperwork. However, I don't even know if she cared. There's no remarks about me shaking. Results in 48 hours, but if they ignore the shaking and don't check for gender, I am home free! To celebrate, if by 2 pm Thursday evening I don't hear anything, I'm smoking a bowl and donating $100 to NORML.