A squirrel stole my keys

[BlAzInIt4:20]

For 4th of july i went to my mountains for two days partied hard. This morning i had to fix my bumper the fat man broke, so im out side trying to put my bumper back on i get it fixed as good as i can i turn around and my keys are missing. All i did was set them aside. My uncle out of the blue comes walking up the street to go to work and im like Dan a squirrel stole my keys, hes like WHAT are you sure you didnt miss place them? i said of course not. (I was still waking up drunk HAHA) i look under the hood and the keys are on top of the battery WTF how did they get their... man.. sometimes i feel so stupid..:(

[geonagual]

Those squirrels are real smart..just be glad they didnt steal your car too. :D

[horror business]

What an amazing read.

[CoMfOrTaBlYnUmB420]

hahaha thats hella funny

[dean0000]

LOL. I can just picture this cute little squirrel running off with your keys. Did you actually see the squirrel do it, now that would be funny.

[rainbows.rsexy]

thanks a mil 4 tha warnin

i luv chipmunks, so cute

[JointNo1]

to the contrary of the other post, i think you guys might have not read his post to well, he said he tould someone that a squirrel stole his keys and that he woke up drunk and looked under hood of car and it was there.

[BlAzInIt4:20]

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[dean0000]

to the contrary of the other post, i think you guys might have not read his post to well, he said he tould someone that a squirrel stole his keys and that he woke up drunk and looked under hood of car and it was there.

Yeah sorry. I didnt read it correctly.

[CrIpInMiKe]

hahahaha shit happens