Gamestop - Qwest - 6633N SAP 10-50 GC/MS (Please Help)

[Vicarious Ink]

Hello. This will be my first post, cause I was pretty hesitant to registering and bothering you all with my silly little issue. First, I want to go ahead and thank a lot of people for posting some pretty good stuff here on the forums. I have been reading for a while now and I am pretty educated on the process and the general know-how of the drug tests and the methods of beating them, but I just wanted to get everyone's opinions on my situation. So here it goes.

A while back I applied for a Manager position at Gamestop (Not too bad of a job and since I am going to school, it's definitely good pay) and then I recieved my call back today and talked with the District and Regional Managers and they offered me a job as long as a pass my drug test.

...Here is my issue...

I am 6'4" and 230lbs. I am a very light smoker, but I hang out with a lot of them all the time. As you can probably tell, I am a little paranoid so try to bear with me. I ended up taking couple hits from a batty a couple days ago (The 1st of June to be exact) and was wondering if it's going to be an issue. Basically, I have been drinking water and all types of other drinks (mostly sport drinks cause that is my normal diet. :D) And I have to take my test tomorrow by 1:00pm from Qwest Diagnostics.

Is there anything I should worry about? Should I just calm the hell down and take it? Is there any pre-cautions I should take? Some advice?

Many many thanks everyone. I appreciate the help in advance.

Sincerely,

Brandon


P.S. My AIM is always logged into on my Blackberry, so if you want to talk that way, that is fine. :D

[sheist]

well june 1st is lyk, more than a couple days.. more like a couple days x 14 lol

if thats the case and thats the last time u've been in the presence of thc-filled smoke (whether smokin or catching contact), then i'd say u got a good chance of beating it.. THC-metabolites have a half-life of 7 days.. so usually by 21 days the traces are practically gone.. if you work out normally, u'd be burning fat containing thc-metabolites, which straight-up gets rid of the problem (not all of it at once, but kills off some the amount) and thats a definite helper..

for the test, dont give'm ur first piss of the day.. since its at 1pm, u should be awake before then n shouldnt have a problem with that.. for the piss that you DO take, piss a little into the toilet first because the first amount coming out contains the DIRTIEST!!!! piss the rest into the cup, and piss the last portion of it out.. what all this means is that you should give them the middle portion of your pissing amount, the first and last portions are the dirtiest.. drink alot of juices (not water) like powerade or gatorade.. water will clear out ur piss, and your piss should have some yellow to it (which the water will fuck up) and they could fail u cus of the lack of color which hints u dilluted ur piss sample.. other than that, read up on the other threads n see the other situations.. from my guess, i'd say ur good.. but dont take my advice until FakeBoobsRule reads what i wrote and confirms.. (FakeBoobsRule is the god of piss passing)

[Vicarious Ink]

Oh crap, I meant July 1st. ....Sorry about that. :thumbsup:


But thank you for the reply, I appreciate it. Yeah, I saw that FakeBoobsRule is pretty knowledgeable at this stuff, so I am hoping he comes along. Thanks again.

[FakeBoobsRule]

Yeah, I am knowledgable on passing the piss tests but not how to work my PDA so you will owe me Gamestop boy! I figured you meant July 1st so if that is the first time you have gotten high in 30-45 days we can consider it a one time high. It takes an average person 5 days to pass a test after a one time high so you are pushing the edge. Plus you are 6'3" 230 so I would say you are just a little overweight maybe 20-30 pounds unless you are very muscular so that might take you a day longer. If this is your first high in the last 30-45 days you probably should go with a mild to full dilution. Too late to creatine load (which with your body you won't need, a tall guy over 200 pounds) but do the aspirin and drink about 32-40 ounces of sports drinks, not juice, beginning 3 hours before the test. Replace the volume you urinate. Even if you passed a home test tomorrow morning I would still say dilute because you are on the edge. If this job means a lot to you try to find a head shop and buy some Quick Fix or get a clean sample.

Color is only important in instant testing and this test is a lab test using 50 ng/ml cutoff for THC metabolites. What is important is specific gravity, pH, creatinine clearance so read the dilution sticky to get some more pointers. You can easily pass but I wouldn't just do nothing. You can't fail on color alone!

[Vicarious Ink]

Yeah, I am knowledgable on passing the piss tests but not how to work my PDA so you will owe me Gamestop boy! I figured you meant July 1st so if that is the first time you have gotten high in 30-45 days we can consider it a one time high. It takes an average person 5 days to pass a test after a one time high so you are pushing the edge. Plus you are 6'3" 230 so I would say you are just a little overweight maybe 20-30 pounds unless you are very muscular so that might take you a day longer. If this is your first high in the last 30-45 days you probably should go with a mild to full dilution. Too late to creatine load (which with your body you won't need, a tall guy over 200 pounds) but do the aspirin and drink about 32-40 ounces of sports drinks, not juice, beginning 3 hours before the test. Replace the volume you urinate. Even if you passed a home test tomorrow morning I would still say dilute because you are on the edge. If this job means a lot to you try to find a head shop and buy some Quick Fix or get a clean sample.

Color is only important in instant testing and this test is a lab test using 50 ng/ml cutoff for THC metabolites. What is important is specific gravity, pH, creatinine clearance so read the dilution sticky to get some more pointers. You can easily pass but I wouldn't just do nothing. You can't fail on color alone!

Heh. Thanks I appreciate that. I owe ya. :D I will tell you my results when I get it back. I am running up to the store now to get a home test and some more power/gatorade. Hopefully this will work.

It would be the first time I have gotten high in a LONG time. As for the height and weight ratio. I am not slender, but I am not fat either. Mostly tone and some fat here and there. Anyways, I appreciate it and I hope this works. Personally, I have been reading about this QuickFix 4.0 stuff and I'm not skeptical, but I am afraid I would screw it up.

[FakeBoobsRule]

That's good if you are using the powder, make it a little stronger for help with specific gravity.

[jdon]

You stated:

Personally, I have been reading about this QuickFix 4.0 stuff and I'm not skeptical, but I am afraid I would screw it up.


I am going in for the same thing as you in the future. It's quite easy to execute when you pratice it a few times and realize that when the bottle is tucked into your scrote-crotchal region the synethetic urine remains at a 96-97' range. Furthermore it is pretty easy to heat it up in your microwave and placing the attached warmer keeping the temp. at 100' prior to entering the facilities (bottle has a temp. strip attached).

I ordered two boxes of Quick Fix but will put sub urine in the bottles and put the synethetic urine back in its bottle when my test is complete.

Listen to FakeBoobs and PRACTICE (x3). As people keep saying in here -- "it's that easy."

[imitator]

See the wonderful thing about QuickFix is that you can just practice to your hearts content before the real test.

It can be reheated as many times as needed, and really after about the second or third practice run, you should be a pro. =)

[jdon]

...about the pro thing. All you have to do it heat it up and it stays warm from your body. I feel very confident heading into my test.

I also noticed that I am unable to spell synthetic at 10AM.