crazy stoned idea thread

[SyndicateJuggalos17]

ive had a million but my most recent one was, when we step on sharp shit it hurts our feet, but what can ants step on to get hurt? are theyre really tiny things that hurt even their feet?

[pass_the_dubbie]

"What are stones made of?"

My mind was completely blank when I splurted this one out. I tripped out playing with a stone, worst thing was I had to sit in my friends step dads car straight after it(still in the middle of laughing fit). The most hilarious thing was his step dad was high aswell, he was a stoner!!

[Nochowderforyou]

I want to know how long it took someone to figure out how to successfully bake cookies. I mean, all that shit mixed into one and cooked, must have taken dozens of tries. It would have been frustrating.

[tappz]

not really an idea but i always try to explain things and in my mind im making perfect sense but the people im talking to are just confused an also stoned as fuck an it makes me wonder ccould animals do drugs to like i mean acaully inhale

[shaggzx]

HAHA........Stoner ideas. Here's one, getting really drunk and stoned down at a pond and jumping on one of those boats with peddles with 2 of your best friends all fucked up and chasing ducks around the pond, whilst lightning is everywhere and up until the point that you see a very bright flash because it's really close do you realize how dumb the idea was in the first place, so you're peddling for your life. And this all took place last Friday, what a great night!

[SyndicateJuggalos17]

i meant like ideas not shit uve done but uhhhh and rocks: Igneous is cooled lava which makes rocks, sedimentary or whatever its called is like minerals or SEDIMENTS (lol) pressured together and metamorphic is just a rock that got re-pressurized

[cannabis=freedom]

I always think, "What if I'm not high, what if everyone else is just low?"

You know what I mean....how the natural state people are meant to be in is the stoned state, but somehow the universe fucked up and only those who seek the true state can find it lol.

[RyanTheCaveman]

what if like, air, is like, a drug, and were just used to it, but if like an alien came to earth...and helike got high...that would be so kool

lol i qupoted you! thats hilarious

[Bear Grylls]

How do you make a sig? It's infuriating that I can't figure it out!!!

[JointNo1]

i have this friend that doesnt smoke but is around the rest of us who smoke hes like the only one but say where chillen on my friends back porch playing cards and shit and just goofing off smoking you know just chillaxin. and then he'll say some shit like i bet you guys dont know what ya'll where talking about 5 minutes ago and then everyone would just pause for a minute and just think but idk on the spots its hard. but that shit really makes you feel stupid/ kinda gay becuase he always has something to say like look what smoking does to you. but then we just kill it on him by just using our knowledge against him and he'll just feel stupid.

have you ever been high and like you see some shit bout to happen and you call it out and you feel all good you peeped it out. just earlier tonight me and some friends where walking home in was just after it got dark. and we where passing these mexicans house and they have alot of children and it was these 3 little girls riding down the street on bikes and they went passed us the same direction we where walking and then they went up a hill and turned around and rode back down as they where speeding down the hill just approaching like within 20 feet and we see this little boy getting it in there direction (probally there little brother). and we all just saw it comming it was fucking brutal the girl swerved out the way and then the other girl hit him head on and fell face first. right before they hit we all where just like o shit and boom. we where thinking only some high people would peep some shit like that out before it happens.

i remember a while back me and a friend where sitting on a sewer on the bottom of the hill and these two little girls where riding a scooter down the hill i noticed the girl in the back was wobbling and i kept saying watch the girl in the back shes bout to fall omg shes bout fall and then splat fell right on her face. it kinda almost feels like you have special powers. i remember i kept telling people i was davind blaine after(jokingly) but anyways i hate when i post a fucking long ass post cuz it feels like noone reads it,

[SyndicateJuggalos17]

back in like 6th grade i would always wonder (not even baked) what if everybody saw things differently, we just interpreted them the same? like, i saw a circle as O but u saw it as [] but to you all circles look like [] and idk crazy stupid shit like that like blue = green idk

and not only high people can figure things out b4 they happen i saw my neighbor lady mowing her lawn in sandles and i thought shes gonna cut herself sure enough there were ambulance on the street cuz she cut her toes off

and you cant pass through the atmosphere because its too hot because all the ones they sent at first too slow n stuff were burning up, not getting stuck in some thick ass liquid lol but good thought

[HaZMaT4LiFe]

back in like 6th grade i would always wonder (not even baked) what if everybody saw things differently, we just interpreted them the same? like, i saw a circle as O but u saw it as [] but to you all circles look like [] and idk crazy stupid shit like that like blue = green idk

dude i used to do the SAME shit with the colors omfg....like maybe all of us truly had the same "favorite color" but we saw different colors...so like, my red= your orange, and i sed my favorite color was red and you said yours was orange, but REALLY we liked the same color hahahaha

[SyndicateJuggalos17]

dude i used to do the SAME shit with the colors omfg....like maybe all of us truly had the same "favorite color" but we saw different colors...so like, my red= your orange, and i sed my favorite color was red and you said yours was orange, but REALLY we liked the same color hahahaha

somebody gets it lol

[JaMakin07]

i always had these weird realizations and strange bouts of creativity, literally every A paper i wrote in highschool was done when i was high so i came to the conclusion that weed is illegal because the government wants to keep our minds closed and mundane

[SyndicateJuggalos17]

i always had these weird realizations and strange bouts of creativity, literally every A paper i wrote in highschool was done when i was high so i came to the conclusion that weed is illegal because the government wants to keep our minds closed and mundane

i accidentally went to school high (smoked real early in morning cuz i couldnt sleep) and i got a 108% on a geometry test lmao

[CoMfOrTaBlYnUmB420]

nobody has really ever been to space, like we see pictures and stuff but in reality we dont really have the technology to get into space so ages ago scientists made up some shit saying that earth and space look the way we see it when we see a picture, and thats whats accepted but nobody really knows what it looks like, even astronauts. evrything that we believe about space travel and the moon is made up

[SingingSkittles]

Man, I think mine is actually a ligitiment theory, like I was blazed last night and thought... "Since our core in Earth is like a miniature sun, does that mean the actual sun is a core and the solar system and shit we're in is actually the insides of a hollowed out planet or something? I mean, for all we know we could be bacteria on something much larger... the sun could be a nucleus and we're the atom in a cell... like the sun is the nucleus, the planets are protons and stars are electrons.. you know?"

[SyndicateJuggalos17]

ya id have to guess that our universe and shit in size compared to something else

[onequestion]

back in like 6th grade i would always wonder (not even baked) what if everybody saw things differently, we just interpreted them the same? like, i saw a circle as O but u saw it as [] but to you all circles look like [] and idk crazy stupid shit like that like blue = green idk

It's like we have the same brain. I was exactly the same at around sixth grade, i didnt even smoke. I mean i had that exact same idea. Thats fucking nuts man.

[SyndicateJuggalos17]

it surprises me that ONE person has thought this and now there are TWO (actually my friend says he thought the same thing too)

[CrIpInMiKe]

what if like, air, is like, a drug, and were just used to it, but if like an alien came to earth...and helike got high...that would be so kool

hahahaha dude i like the way you think :D

[clever421]

"what would you see if you could see infinity? ....The back of your head"

[zach5993]

Stay with me on this. If someone stopped time for themselves would you know it. If im typing this post and actually time has stopped in the middle of it will i know it? WTF im baked....lmfao

[onequestion]

I actually took the thought further before. I dont know how to explain this but i thought that if somebody thought that something looked good and another person didnt it means they interpreted it differently in their head. Like lets say i like the letter G but i hate the letter W and theres someone whoe likes W and hates G. I thought that when they looked at G they saw what I saw when i looked at W but still called it G and thats why they like W. That prolly made no sense because it's really hard to explain but it all makes sense in my head.

[JimmyBoy20]

It's like we have the same brain. I was exactly the same at around sixth grade, i didnt even smoke. I mean i had that exact same idea. Thats fucking nuts man.


Ive had that idea too

[JimmyBoy20]

Actually Ive had another idea where I think I am the only real person on this planet (Kinda like the matrix) everyone else is like a robot. Like the world revolves around me and people only do shit when I come within sight of them.

[SingingSkittles]

Actually Ive had another idea where I think I am the only real person on this planet (Kinda like the matrix) everyone else is like a robot. Like the world revolves around me and people only do shit when I come within sight of them.

Yeah! Like, you think like all noises and lights and color and shit happen only when you're there.

Like the saying, "If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around to here it, does it make a sound?"

[JimmyBoy20]

exactly!!!! damn... Mind boggling shit

[JimmyBoy20]

I actually took the thought further before. I dont know how to explain this but i thought that if somebody thought that something looked good and another person didnt it means they interpreted it differently in their head. Like lets say i like the letter G but i hate the letter W and theres someone whoe likes W and hates G. I thought that when they looked at G they saw what I saw when i looked at W but still called it G and thats why they like W. That prolly made no sense because it's really hard to explain but it all makes sense in my head.


somehow I do not know how.... I got what you said ... dam u have to go deep into though to understand that one. But I know what your saying... to fully understand it you'd probably have to get like a degree in the psychoanalytic studies or sum shit..

[boston686]

ive always wondered how people came up with the names for things liek numbers
liek what if the word representing 1 was really two not one?

[SingingSkittles]

I always wondered how they made up languages you know? That shit's scary to think about like we're all just speakin' jibberish and shit but we know it you know?

[SingingSkittles]

Like one day someone's like "Let's make a language"
EH SENIOR! Lol,, you know?

[Sir Bliss]

i have this friend that doesnt smoke but is around the rest of us who smoke hes like the only one but say where chillen on my friends back porch playing cards and shit and just goofing off smoking you know just chillaxin. and then he'll say some shit like i bet you guys dont know what ya'll where talking about 5 minutes ago and then everyone would just pause for a minute and just think but idk on the spots its hard. but that shit really makes you feel stupid/ kinda gay becuase he always has something to say like look what smoking does to you. but then we just kill it on him by just using our knowledge against him and he'll just feel stupid.

have you ever been high and like you see some shit bout to happen and you call it out and you feel all good you peeped it out. just earlier tonight me and some friends where walking home in was just after it got dark. and we where passing these mexicans house and they have alot of children and it was these 3 little girls riding down the street on bikes and they went passed us the same direction we where walking and then they went up a hill and turned around and rode back down as they where speeding down the hill just approaching like within 20 feet and we see this little boy getting it in there direction (probally there little brother). and we all just saw it comming it was fucking brutal the girl swerved out the way and then the other girl hit him head on and fell face first. right before they hit we all where just like o shit and boom. we where thinking only some high people would peep some shit like that out before it happens.

i remember a while back me and a friend where sitting on a sewer on the bottom of the hill and these two little girls where riding a scooter down the hill i noticed the girl in the back was wobbling and i kept saying watch the girl in the back shes bout to fall omg shes bout fall and then splat fell right on her face. it kinda almost feels like you have special powers. i remember i kept telling people i was davind blaine after(jokingly) but anyways i hate when i post a fucking long ass post cuz it feels like noone reads it,

Haha, I read it man. I have the same kinds of things happen to me. I can predict the future when I'm really high. There's no doubt about it. Two of the last baseball games I've gone to, I was ridiculously high..and somewhat drunk. Both of these games the bases were loaded and before the exact pitch in BOTH games, I say..."I feel it. He's going to hit a grand slam" and it happens. You have no idea how riled up I got after this shit happened.

One idea that I thought of, which someone already kind of said, would be...what if the oxygen you breathe in was what got you high. Perhaps we are always 'high' in a sense when we are sober, but by smoking you achieve the feeling of true sobriety--the way life is truly suppose to be seen. So 'getting stoned' is actually experiencing the way we are suppose to always feel.

:stoned:haha yeah, it's quite a concept to stomach

[pass the chicken]

Can we place cannabis as an endangered plant species?

What whould the world be like if Europians hadn't came to America?


I'll leave you with this to think on.

More or less giant lizards ruled the world. Then died off when it got too cold. Now mammals have caused global warming and it's getting hotter....

[atownsjuggalo]

why isnt the earth a square or a triangl

[SyndicateJuggalos17]

why isnt the earth a square or a triangl

its gravity joe

[ryanses]

Stay with me on this. If someone stopped time for themselves would you know it. If im typing this post and actually time has stopped in the middle of it will i know it? WTF im baked....lmfao

what about, if someone stopped time for themself, would others continue on with normal time not knowing that that person had stopped time for themself?
im so high right now this strangely makes no sense to me, or maybe am i just high and dont realize that it does?

[atownsjuggalo]

ok but how come the someone who created earth made it a square

[SyndicateJuggalos17]

ok but how come the someone who created earth made it a square

u mean sphere? i DO believe that everything started by god but i dont really think he made earth directly cuz there is stuff outside of earth like space an all that but from scientific shit, its from like dust gathering and then more and more or whatever and to anyone who says then y is the core really hot, its cuz of all the pressure from the rest of the shit

[Juggalo k00kie]

dude.. alright, check this out, 'cause this trips the fuck out of me

ok... what if i'm an alien... and we have super advanced technology and shit, and this is actually just a really high-detailed virtual reality game that i somehow got stuck in.. and i've been here so long i forgot my alien roots...

this part just popped in my head XD

and it's an MMORPG.... so you're all different aliens! and when we die we respawn... which is where the idea of reincarnation comes from!... i dunno maybe i'm just insane XD

[SyndicateJuggalos17]

haha not exactly like that but ive wondered if life was a game or show/move (b4 i saw a movie like that)

[NOX1447]

hahahaha this is the most "BAKED" POST I have ever seen! Awesome....

[CYRAX]

Sometimes I look at the sky and moutains in the distance and just think it's a giant ass painting.

[YouAintKnow]

Like...I always have these weird coincidences in life, where I will hear a new word or see something and then later on that day I'll be watching tv, talking to a friend, etc and that same thing will come up. When I'm high, weird sentences and like weird spooky shit forms in my head with all of it into like highly complex and logical things...like directions for my purpose in life or something.

And then the other day...I saw all of World War II in like the blink of an eye. It was so fucking weird.

[Bong ripper420]

ive had a million but my most recent one was, when we step on sharp shit it hurts our feet, but what can ants step on to get hurt? are theyre really tiny things that hurt even their feet?

You must be high as hell

[SyndicateJuggalos17]

You must be high as hell
when i thought of it yaaa lol but actually i remembered that bugs have exoskeletons so i doubt they can step on shit that hurts them, but then like what about them tiny ass frogs and stuff, do THEY have things that only hurt things their size?

[SyndicateJuggalos17]

cant wait for more, thanks for tellin me! :jointsmile:

[Juggalo k00kie]

holy shit son..... cheese is the shit, like.. in Ramen and shit, with garlic salt, and that seasoning shit, and butter, man... oh shit

[SyndicateJuggalos17]

they just spray artificial cheese flavor on that shit but idc it still tastes good

i was walkin home thru some golf course and there was a lot of CRAZY lightning and i was pretending we were gettin bombed

[Juggalo k00kie]

they spray cheese shit on what?

[Zwitter]

Sometimes I think about why we even fight wars in the first place if the opposing sides have to dress in different uniforms to tell friends from enemies.

Other times I think about an intersecting plane made entirely of an unmeasurable material that is the driving force behind emotion, that before you reach out to grab something, that material pushes you. I thought about that while watching a lava lamp.

[king of the world]

i have this friend that doesnt smoke but is around the rest of us who smoke hes like the only one but say where chillen on my friends back porch playing cards and shit and just goofing off smoking you know just chillaxin. and then he'll say some shit like i bet you guys dont know what ya'll where talking about 5 minutes ago and then everyone would just pause for a minute and just think but idk on the spots its hard. but that shit really makes you feel stupid/ kinda gay becuase he always has something to say like look what smoking does to you. but then we just kill it on him by just using our knowledge against him and he'll just feel stupid.

have you ever been high and like you see some shit bout to happen and you call it out and you feel all good you peeped it out. just earlier tonight me and some friends where walking home in was just after it got dark. and we where passing these mexicans house and they have alot of children and it was these 3 little girls riding down the street on bikes and they went passed us the same direction we where walking and then they went up a hill and turned around and rode back down as they where speeding down the hill just approaching like within 20 feet and we see this little boy getting it in there direction (probally there little brother). and we all just saw it comming it was fucking brutal the girl swerved out the way and then the other girl hit him head on and fell face first. right before they hit we all where just like o shit and boom. we where thinking only some high people would peep some shit like that out before it happens.

i remember a while back me and a friend where sitting on a sewer on the bottom of the hill and these two little girls where riding a scooter down the hill i noticed the girl in the back was wobbling and i kept saying watch the girl in the back shes bout to fall omg shes bout fall and then splat fell right on her face. it kinda almost feels like you have special powers. i remember i kept telling people i was davind blaine after(jokingly) but anyways i hate when i post a fucking long ass post cuz it feels like noone reads it,


i read it

[SyndicateJuggalos17]

they spray it on like cheese crackers

dammit i had a great one last night during a LOUD storm but i cant remember it :(

[rastaman79]

How do you make a sig? It's infuriating that I can't figure it out!!!

off topic i know but.....
just found out myself,you gotta make 50 posts 1st bro,then its up on the list in "USER CP".

[LuckyG]

When watching the new Bond movie I realized that the suit is the armor of the 21st century. You have the complex overlapping layers, all the intricate details and let other people know that you're a man of importance who should not be messed with.

[TheGreenReefer]

when im stoned i always get to thinking about how nice someones lawn is. im just like wow thats some realllly nice grass its all green and flat and soft looking hmmm nice grass.
but then again i live in the desert i dont often see really nice green lawns

[Esoteric416]

holy shit son..... cheese is the shit, like.. in Ramen and shit, with garlic salt, and that seasoning shit, and butter, man... oh shit

That has to be some of the funniest shit i've ever read. You must have been baked as hell.:thumbsup:

[SyndicateJuggalos17]

if the sabbath is a day of not working, why is being a priest an occupation?

[the.dude]

I always think about what if our universe is another person. Like people are atoms or molecules or something. And our solar system is just one cell. The sun could be the nucleus and earth could be mitochondria or something and all the moons in our solar system are lysosomes and space is the cytoplasm. For all we know our galaxy is a patch of tissue on some giant's lung.

:eek: Holy Crap! Maybe I am a universe and I'm made up of countless galaxies and planets and people, all with their own problems and posting on message boards.

I've actually got about a lot more about the universe but I hate to ramble.

I also think about stuff like what if some parents raised their kid for 18 years in a single room and told him that that one room was all that existed. Then when he turns 18, they take him out of the room and let him outside. How mind-shattering would that be?

Why do dogs hardly ever get sick? They eat their own shit and they stick their noses in rotten garbage!

[User Name Here]

I sometimes just think about how rediculous everything is. All theese walls buildings and streets shouldn't even be here. Then I think about it how much land we destroy and we will never get the true nature in the area back.

[the.dude]

Here's one I just thought up.

Why does marijuana produce THC? I don't think THC carries out any vital functions in the plant, so why would it waste energy on making it? It would be more reasonable if THC was a poison or something so if a cow ate it, it would be like "not gonna do that shit again," like with loco weed. I heard somewhere that a lot of animals don't even have THC receptors, so it seems to me like THC is to marijuana as tailbones are to humans. I guess we just caught a lucky break with THC!

Also, who decided to go smoke every plant he saw to see what happened?

I wonder what it was like for the first Indian who are like 2 lbs of shrooms because he thought he had himself a tasty meal?

[cobracommander1079]

sometimes I wonder if dogs can differentiate between dreaming and reality. My dog (and most dogs) are asleep more hours in a day than they are not. Do the prefer sleep and dreams to being awake and concious?

[Shannabis]

Okay, everytime I'm high, this happens...

I think of a crazy idea that makes lots of sense, and I'm like.. why haven't other people mentioned this idea? It's outstanding..

I go to let it out of my mouth, and my mind gradually realizes that it's really not that important and doesn't make much sense.

Seriously, how can something go from making so much sense, to making none? I think there are little creatures in bud that transform your thoughts.. they don't want your stoned mind to interact with others because it can change the face of the planet. XD

[huh]

have you ever been high and like you see some shit bout to happen and you call it out and you feel all good you peeped it out.

yeah that happend to me yesterday. we were havin a barbeque and my friends house and drinking beer. smoked a fat blunt and then ate some hotdogs. then my friend starts taking practice golf swings. then i pointed out that i can imagine the end of the club flying off and breaking the huge ass window that he was swinging towards. he laughed at me, and then the exact thing that i said was going to happen happend. and it was sweet :jointsmile:

but um yeah, not getting off topic.
what if theres a plant that no one knows about that you can smoke and get high just like weed and it grows in your backyard?

[LuckyG]

I also think about stuff like what if some parents raised their kid for 18 years in a single room and told him that that one room was all that existed. Then when he turns 18, they take him out of the room and let him outside. How mind-shattering would that be?

Why do dogs hardly ever get sick? They eat their own shit and they stick their noses in rotten garbage!

Dog saliva is anti-bacterial, I do believe. And the kids being locked up does happen from time (http://weirdnews.about.com/od/curiouscustoms/a/lockedintoom.htm) to time (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=462838&in_page_id=1811).

Without any new information, the human mind is a blank slate. I've heard of kids being locked in a room for over twenty years, and when they come out they have the mentality and learning capacity of a three-year-old.

[onequestion]

i think there was a brendan frasier movie about some guy that was locked up all his life and then one day got let out and saw the world.

[SyndicateJuggalos17]

i was trying to fall asleep (insomnia) and my dad had me watch this movie the legend of 1900 and hes on the ship for his whole life and then like idk i fell asleep ;)

[UTD Toker]

I once thought that maybe everyone in the world was watching and knowing of my every action and thought, and that I was in fact the only real human on this planet, and everyone else was just my imagination....

[SyndicateJuggalos17]

I once thought that maybe everyone in the world was watching and knowing of my every action and thought, and that I was in fact the only real human on this planet, and everyone else was just my imagination....

i think at at least one time in their lives, everyone has this go through their minds

[onequestion]

Yeah, I think every1 has that thought.

[onequestion]

I got really awesome thought while but i cant share it though because im prolly gonna make it into a movie.

[SyndicateJuggalos17]

make sure u write it down if u haven't already cuz ya dont wanna forget it if its that good

[CannabisHappiness]

I sometimes just think about how rediculous everything is. All theese walls buildings and streets shouldn't even be here. Then I think about it how much land we destroy and we will never get the true nature in the area back.

I think about that too. But honestly, I try not to because it usually just makes me sad at the world.

[CrAzYcHrIs 420]

I think about that too. But honestly, I try not to because it usually just makes me sad at the world.

hell yeah i have those deep thoughts too....like when you think about it all of the human building and structures like roads are unnatural,,,,,its like an infinately advanced version of ant colonies......

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cNV9FEKi9FQ

[Kb420Kb]

hell yeah i have those deep thoughts too....like when you think about it all of the human building and structures like roads are unnatural,,,,,its like an infinately advanced version of ant colonies......

cNV9FEKi9FQ


oh shit that is trippy and funny as hell...


Can you get a turtle high? i've gotten my dog high but never a turtle..

do that thing that they did on beer fest... take a "BIG" hit out of a bong take a shot then chug a beer then blow the smoke out. (I've never personally done it. I hate beer. -.-)


:hippy:<< haha looks like ozzy.

[MisterGreen]

last night i was going on and on about green tree frogs but i kept just calling them green frogs then it turned into me saying that i'm gonna name my next pet whatever it may be green frog haha.

i was also talking about some cake with frosting and how spiderman could be on it or some shit.

i was gone.

[PsychedelicsAndChron]

This is something I thought up tripping on mushies. I was thinking about religion, because me and 2 kids were tripping and another kid wasnt but wanted to hear tripped out conversations so he got us started on death, like what is heaven. They were all saying is it like going somewher so far and other shit. I was just like, what if heaven and hell are exactly where the earth is now, like when you die and you are just a spirit, you're in the same place you are now but EVERYTHING looks different and you can only see things associated w/ heaven.

[Sir Bliss]

Seriously, how can something go from making so much sense, to making none? I think there are little creatures in bud that transform your thoughts.. they don't want your stoned mind to interact with others because it can change the face of the planet. XD
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Holy shit...you're completely right. = O

[SyndicateJuggalos17]

im bored add more

[Fissle]

nobody has really ever been to space, like we see pictures and stuff but in reality we dont really have the technology to get into space so ages ago scientists made up some shit saying that earth and space look the way we see it when we see a picture, and thats whats accepted but nobody really knows what it looks like, even astronauts. evrything that we believe about space travel and the moon is made up



are you kidding me! thats ridiculous. you think all photos taken from beyond earth are fake? :S2:

take it to the conspiracy section hombre

[rocktheganj]

have you ever been outside, and you feel like you're on the earth's ceiling? like gravity just flipped upside down and you're just walking on the ceiling of the earth? when that happens to me i freak out and walk near trees so if it flips back and i fall up into the sky i can grab tree branches. its scary, but cool at the same time.

[SyndicateJuggalos17]

have you ever been outside, and you feel like you're on the earth's ceiling?

no... but i turned my head upside-down more than once

[Unknownfigure]

I feel like that sometimes, and when you feel like gravity has flipped, in your head you feel like you're doing a constant backflip underwater? Kinda hard to explain, but I love that feeling. too bad I only get it if I get some really good bud.

[rocktheganj]

I always think about what if our universe is another person. Like people are atoms or molecules or something. And our solar system is just one cell. The sun could be the nucleus and earth could be mitochondria or something and all the moons in our solar system are lysosomes and space is the cytoplasm. For all we know our galaxy is a patch of tissue on some giant's lung.

:eek: Holy Crap! Maybe I am a universe and I'm made up of countless galaxies and planets and people, all with their own problems and posting on message boards.

I've actually got about a lot more about the universe but I hate to ramble.

I also think about stuff like what if some parents raised their kid for 18 years in a single room and told him that that one room was all that existed. Then when he turns 18, they take him out of the room and let him outside. How mind-shattering would that be?

Why do dogs hardly ever get sick? They eat their own shit and they stick their noses in rotten garbage!
dude you know the universe cell thing? I have thought of that too. its trippy as hell. cause the universe is infinitely bigger, because its always expanding, but its also infinitely smaller, because after atoms, there's subatomic particles and stuff like that, and what if THOSE are all universes??? thats so many!

[Innominate]

I had an idea that we use our faith in religion to suppress our fear of death into our unconscious minds (Freud). I'm not sure if Sigmund Freud covered religion and unconscious minds in his lifetime of psychology, but nevertheless it's an idea that I believe is very plausible.

Damn I love weed.

[chuckin deuces]

trying to feel the earth rotate is always fun. my friends and i always just make up crazy scenarios involving us fighting. one time we talked about vampires and how if we were vampires we'd turn animals into them and then we argued about which one would win. I still think my vampire elephant vampire great white shark combo would have busted my dudes vampire anacondas.

[CheebaMan]

thinking about life on other planets is trippy i like to look at the planets on youtube or discovery channel, its complex

[The Lemon]

Stay with me on this. If someone stopped time for themselves would you know it. If im typing this post and actually time has stopped in the middle of it will i know it? WTF im baked....lmfao

I have that thought all the time! Same thing with the colors and how people will see ugggghhhh, too complicated; look at the others posts about it.

[7thWhiteApple]

why buy feet insurance if you don't have feet?

[WidespreadJazz420]

whenever i get ripped i always notice my eyes blinking, and i always think its just me blinking, its a way i breath, and everyone else breathes in different ways, through sweating, laughing, inhaling, crying, exhaling, scratching, tapping, anything like that, its really weird but when you think about it, its fucking mind boggeling, give it i try....

[SyndicateJuggalos17]

why buy feet insurance if you don't have feet?

uhh do u have your feet?

[ncnavguy]

That one day every molecule in the universe will allign in such a way that a balance is found, everything reaches contentment and then flash its over!

[jakez]

have you ever been high and like you see some shit bout to happen and you call it out and you feel all good you peeped it out. just earlier tonight me and some friends where walking home in was just after it got dark. and we where passing these mexicans house and they have alot of children and it was these 3 little girls riding down the street on bikes and they went passed us the same direction we where walking and then they went up a hill and turned around and rode back down as they where speeding down the hill just approaching like within 20 feet and we see this little boy getting it in there direction (probally there little brother). and we all just saw it comming it was fucking brutal the girl swerved out the way and then the other girl hit him head on and fell face first. right before they hit we all where just like o shit and boom. we where thinking only some high people would peep some shit like that out before it happens.

i remember a while back me and a friend where sitting on a sewer on the bottom of the hill and these two little girls where riding a scooter down the hill i noticed the girl in the back was wobbling and i kept saying watch the girl in the back shes bout to fall omg shes bout fall and then splat fell right on her face. it kinda almost feels like you have special powers. i remember i kept telling people i was davind blaine after(jokingly) but anyways i hate when i post a fucking long ass post cuz it feels like noone reads it,

haha, I think we pay more attention to shit when we're high so instead of being sober and looking straight ahead where we're going and only noticing an accident in our peripheral vision then looking at it after it's happened we are already concentrating on everything moving around us.

Man that's a pretty crazy idea I dunno I'm so stoned.

[Vaporize Me]

back in like 6th grade i would always wonder (not even baked) what if everybody saw things differently, we just interpreted them the same? like, i saw a circle as O but u saw it as [] but to you all circles look like [] and idk crazy stupid shit like that like blue = green idk



dude i used to do the SAME shit with the colors omfg....like maybe all of us truly had the same "favorite color" but we saw different colors...so like, my red= your orange, and i sed my favorite color was red and you said yours was orange, but REALLY we liked the same color hahahaha


if i could give you guys a rep i would! i have had the same idea about the colours and every time i tried to explain for the most part people were like WTF MAN? are you an idiot.. :(
but there were a few people who got it. but for the most part people thought it was just a dumb idea. finally i have found people who actually have had the same thought as me. us stoner's man.. were like spiritually connected by the herb man.. lots of bros man.. yea :hippy::D

[Vaporize Me]

haha not exactly like that but ive wondered if life was a game or show/move (b4 i saw a movie like that)

the movie your talking about is the true man show.. i believe.. with Jim carrey. Where he thinks he lives a normal life.. but really he lives in a gigantic studio, that is made to look like real life. and everyone one in it is an actor even his mom.. and wen he sails out he cant go out because at the end of the ocean he finds a brick wall.. so he was never was in the "real world". So his whole life has been like.. fake .. and broad casted live.. man that would suck.. all your private moments like going to the wash room or stuff like that would be seen. everything you say would be on camera

its fucking tripping me out now that im thinking about.. i want to watch it kinda.. man its fucken trippy as hell.. what if im not really in the real world.. but in a gigantic studio.. being filmed or tested like rat.. by aliens. like the whole world is a big test or project developed by aliens..

[Jamon820]

Ok...this is my first ever post, but I was going over all these threads with nothing to do and I read this.

This is the only person I've ever met who thought this. I've always wondered about this. The world interacts to my direct input into the world. Any other stuff going on around the world is just filler and background info to what I see every day. People (or other alien or intelligent species) study my reactions to determine the behavior of man for reasons unknown.

Wickeddd...:jointsmile:

heheh funny story about that actually. When I was younger and first came up with the theory in my head, I asked my best friend if he was a robot or a figment of my imagination...

take a guess at his answer...

[MadSativa]

He said he was a meat popsickel

[Junket]

Like...I always have these weird coincidences in life, where I will hear a new word or see something and then later on that day I'll be watching tv, talking to a friend, etc and that same thing will come up. When I'm high, weird sentences and like weird spooky shit forms in my head with all of it into like highly complex and logical things...like directions for my purpose in life or something.


Wow, i have the exact same thing going on, i will notice random details/objects and they will appear later on and somehow connect...

[friendoftheend]

Okay heres an idea....

You know how in like movies and stuff when people time travel back in time and change something they come back to the future and everything is different? Well lets say i went back in time and changed something big like maybe inventing electricity...What would happen for all you living in the present? Would everything that uses electricity just dissapear? Like in a split second the whole world would be different? :wtf: :wtf:

[opticaldata]

dude you know the universe cell thing? I have thought of that too. its trippy as hell. cause the universe is infinitely bigger, because its always expanding, but its also infinitely smaller, because after atoms, there's subatomic particles and stuff like that, and what if THOSE are all universes??? thats so many!

Dude me and a bunch of my buddies were talking about the exact same thing last night. creepy

[opticaldata]

dude you know the universe cell thing? I have thought of that too. its trippy as hell. cause the universe is infinitely bigger, because its always expanding, but its also infinitely smaller, because after atoms, there's subatomic particles and stuff like that, and what if THOSE are all universes??? thats so many!

Dude me and a bunch of my buddies were talking about the exact same thing last night. creepy

:EDIT: Sorry i came to my computer and it was at the reply screen so i hit reply figuring i just spaced out and never replied, my bad.

[Sir Bliss]

the movie your talking about is the true man show.. i believe.. with Jim carrey. Where he thinks he lives a normal life.. but really he lives in a gigantic studio, that is made to look like real life. and everyone one in it is an actor even his mom.. and wen he sails out he cant go out because at the end of the ocean he finds a brick wall.. so he was never was in the "real world". So his whole life has been like.. fake .. and broad casted live.. man that would suck.. all your private moments like going to the wash room or stuff like that would be seen. everything you say would be on camera

its fucking tripping me out now that im thinking about.. i want to watch it kinda.. man its fucken trippy as hell.. what if im not really in the real world.. but in a gigantic studio.. being filmed or tested like rat.. by aliens. like the whole world is a big test or project developed by aliens..

Yeah, the Truman Show. That movie is the shit.

Crazy to think about. After I'm done watching it I always consider the possibility of the same thing happening to me...what if my life is all just a show...

[Vaporize Me]

Man, what could do you do, If that was you? Would you be able to take and legal action? besides being overwhelmed mind shattering experience, it doesn't sound like that would be legal. Hey, at least then you can say your one of the worlds more popular "celebs" lol/

[Jouryokujin]

Mathematically, it's more likely we're living inside some sort of "life simulation" than real life. To give a scenerio: future-humans currently live in the real world, and they want to find out how their ancestors lives were like. They create an extremely complex program (this program actually produces real, living organisms for maximum accuracy), and this program let's them carry out tests in that world. Let's say they make 15 different programs to somehow calculate some sort of an "average" as to how past-human behavior was. Well, there's 15 simulations, but there's only 1 reality meaning it's mathematically more possible we're in a simulation rather than real-life (though it's still 50-50 that future-humans don't/do currently exist, and there's a probability of 1/3 that, if they do exist, they decided to create this type of program)

EDIT: I didn't read the entire thread yet. Sorry if someone already posted this. It's from an essay. I didn't develop this theory.

[13thirteen]

I always think, "What if I'm not high, what if everyone else is just low?"

You know what I mean....how the natural state people are meant to be in is the stoned state, but somehow the universe fucked up and only those who seek the true state can find it lol.

LOL! I love stoned people! I love the way we all think.:jointsmile:

[KomfortablyKnumb]

The way to tell if your Doritio is cool to eat after you drop it on the floor is: did the floor dirty your dorito, or did your dorito dirty the floor?

[The Lemon]

You could make a "happy book"
You take a picture book and fill it with funny pictures and jokes and such. Then whenever you're sad you can look at it and be happy again.
damn I'm high lol :jointsmile:

[Brown Bomber]

this ones hard to explain but its what i thought so ill try.
what if everyone sees colors differently then everyone else and thats why we like different colors. like we both look at a blue piece of paper and we both know its blue because we have associated that color with that name. but what if our brains saw two different colors and thats why some people like certain colors and some people dont? it also sort of explains color blindness because to most people red and blue are opposite, but what if when they looked at red it looked like green too?

i dont know if anyone gets this buy i tried

[angry nomad]

It's like we have the same brain. I was exactly the same at around sixth grade, i didnt even smoke. I mean i had that exact same idea. Thats fucking nuts man.

kids think deep shit. I said the same fucking thing to my friends in sixth grade, and they just said, "that doesn't make sense."

[Vaporize Me]

readin thread about the alien abducted.. what if people could time travel, would the future be changing constantly every day multiple times even, imagine.. if aliens or humans had a time travel device.. they could help shape the future.. re right our textbooks.. they could change history, so that the future or our present would be always changing and stories would be changing.. and we wouldnt even noticed.. cuz people or aliens could mess with the past.. wat if they went into the past.. and contacted like jesus or something.. i dont know how to explain in a good way.. sorry if your confused..

[SyndicateJuggalos17]

i gotchya about that time machine thing and also i would wonder if there really are time machines but they havent been invented yet so we arent allowed to know, just the people who are alive after theyre invented.

like in x years there will be time machines but only for the purpose of things like research, where its like a felony or something to change anything

[Vaporize Me]

where its like a felony or something to change anything
Im pretty sure it would be a HUGE Felony if you fucked sumthing up in past.. could be punishable by death.. what if someone messed up the past and made it so we didnt discover electricity or something.. or we could back in time and save the dinosaurs :jointsmile:

[acegamer420]

waht if we cud shit weed out then wud we smoke it

[skiddy]

Yeah! Like, you think like all noises and lights and color and shit happen only when you're there.

Like the saying, "If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around to here it, does it make a sound?"

OMG YES YES YES i thought the same thing...

[LaZ]

Me and a friend were talking about things to use for bong water. We came up with how funny it would be to use milkshake instead of water. lmao you would burst a lung trying to get the smoke through and it would have like little marijuana gas bubbles in it. Then I thought of the idea to use a slurpee in a bong rather than water. lol wouldn't that be sweet?

[SyndicateJuggalos17]

waht if we cud shit weed out then wud we smoke it

good question, but go smoke your shit, tell me if it gets you high, lol what if it does but nobody knew cuz well.. its SHIT

[LetsSeeYa]

I think i need what you guys are smokin.:smokin:

[SyndicateJuggalos17]

yesterday i found out that if you microwave stale chips it releases the water molecules making em fresh again

[Trippernaut]

hey this is my first post but i have been reading this stuff for a while


i sometimes think about this when im ripped

stay with me this is pretty deep... so we are all made of atoms and molecules that take up space... ... could those minerature molecular waves that i sent out affect the molecules in other peoples mind or in the probability of a coin landing heads or tails? like i sent out the mierature waves by doing anything from breathing or anything.... or like if i had cereal for breakfast my friends mind later that day might be slightly influenced from the molecular waves i sent out rather than the molecular waves i sent out if i just had coffee... so my whole life could have easily changed if i either had cereal or coffee for breafast o_0

[SyndicateJuggalos17]

at first i thought u were gonna be another person like what if there are atoms inside atoms and we are just a molecule and blah blah

instead you are talking about the chaos theory

[loxley]

once i was convinced that the matrix was real...like i thought i was the only person in the world that knew and it was going to be my job to inform everyone. haha

[angry nomad]

I made up this custom game when I was stoned called Joke Jugga on Halo 2. The best comedian wins. If no one laughs, you die. All mics must be turned on.

[jagarr]

yesterday i found out that if you microwave stale chips it releases the water molecules making em fresh again
is this freaking true?! im wikipedia'ing it now

this isn't really a 'stoned idea' but my friends and i have gotten on this baked chess tournament kick where we wildly blaze outside and sit on the deck and play INTENSE games of chess. im in first, and sober i fcking suck ass at chess...

[SyndicateJuggalos17]

ya i tried it the same day i though of it (the stale chip thing) and its true

i dont think its on wikipedia

[thedutchmaster617]

I thought what if im really dead? Dead for years and just don't realize, so I live life like I was still alive making people up in an ongoing dream for ever.

[WEsmokeED]

America is one of the newest counrties in the world, only 231 years old, if im correct, yet its the most powerful, most influential, most ignorant nation in history.
:stupid:

[Gare206]

Me and my friend once where hella high and he always comes up with crazy ideas so he had the idea to make a light saber kinda how a little jet fuel light works only to have a big tank of the gas that they use to make it burn that green color and then allow it to release more of the gas so the flame is bigger and make it like 3 feet long. he was convinced we could get into college

[wendimama]

what if my life is just someone elses dream and their life is so shitty that their dream looks good. When they are awake I sleep and when they sleep Im awake

[JD1stTimer]

To everyone talking about the time travel paradox. It can't happen like that, because if you had a time machine, and you mess up the past, there is ABSOLUTELY no way to throw it very far off course. It still has to be close enough that you end up in the time machine somehow, with the same plan that allows you to wind up still in possession of a time machine. In other words, the difference has to be so small that no one will ever notice, or you don't get a time machine to go back and mess around with. There is no paradox. You simply cannot change the past.

[trainwreck530]

thinking there some wierd shit @ the bottom of the pool. wondering what dinosaur bud looked like.

[SyndicateJuggalos17]

ive thought about the dinosaur bud... props to Blitzed for this one in another thread

I always think itd be funny if just everyone woke up speaking different languages, like to just wake up and go to the store, and everyone is speaking french, but you understood it, and could speak it too. Thatd be crazy!

[greenhorngrower]

i sometimes wonder if we have free will, or is the entire universe a predictable system of sub-atomic particles perpetually playing out a "cause-effect" like reality that was initially set up at the very first moments of the birth of our universe. We could be just a product of our environment, completely just reacting to stimuli like meat robots. hahaa

Like if one tiny particle flew in a slightly different direction at the moment of the big bang.. we may not even have been here.

Speaking of wich, what was there before the big bang goddamit.. there had to be something.. . What does "nothing" feel like?

[WEsmokeED]

What does "nothing" feel like?

I dont know what "nothing" feels like. But the idea of nothingness always makes me think isnt nothing, something?
So really there is no such thing as nothing if you ask me because even that in it self is something.

[greenhorngrower]

I dont know what "nothing" feels like. But the idea of nothingness always makes me think isnt nothing, something?
So really there is no such thing as nothing if you ask me because even that in it self is something.


exactly.. nothing is something for sure... i dont really think we humans have a solid concept of "nothing." Im not sure if it even exists.. existence in itself is something so nothing would be non-existence, wich is something we lack understanding in.

i think existence is perpetual in nature meaning it really never starts or ends it just kind of sustains its own existence like a cycle or something. But the question is.. what started that cycle.. you need an initial action to get a reaction. even perpetual motion needs something to kick it into motion.

I think nature has placed its truths beyond any conscious efforts to understand it.

[Rapidfire187]

My bandmate, some friends, and I were all really baked one night, and we came up with this theory on deja vu.

They say that when you die, your life flashes before your eyes. What if it doesn't really "flash", but plays in real time. So as you die, all of your memories are erased, and you observe your life again, while everybody else moves on. Your life is essentially predetermined now (unless you're REALLY in your life), and you're viewing it for the 1st, 2nd, maybe 100th time but don't know it.

Every once and a while something happens and you have a strange feeling of familiarity. Not necessarily that you know what's about to happen, but that as it's happening it seems familiar. Well, ever watched a movie once, and then watched it again like 10 years later after you forgot everything about it, but you still recognize certain scenes? That's how deja vu works. Your brain is erased at the end of each "viewing", but there glitches sometimes that result in retaining memory of certain things.

It would certainly raise a lot of further questions, especially about religion and free will.

[SyndicateJuggalos17]

woah
woah
woah
lol deja vu!

[dragonrider]

dude i used to do the SAME shit with the colors omfg....like maybe all of us truly had the same "favorite color" but we saw different colors...so like, my red= your orange, and i sed my favorite color was red and you said yours was orange, but REALLY we liked the same color hahahaha

Maybe this one happesn more often than you would think --- I had the same idea around 6th grade.

About the same age, I also sometimes used to come out of a kind of daydream and I would wonder if my whole life was real, or if maybe I had just been created, and all my momories were "implanted." I though maybe nothing was real. And this was before there were any kind of movies with implanted memories or virtual realities.

Sometimes I was sort of a wierd kid.

[dragonrider]

i have this friend that doesnt smoke but is around the rest of us who smoke hes like the only one but say where chillen on my friends back porch playing cards and shit and just goofing off smoking you know just chillaxin. and then he'll say some shit like i bet you guys dont know what ya'll where talking about 5 minutes ago and then everyone would just pause for a minute and just think but idk on the spots its hard. but that shit really makes you feel stupid/ kinda gay becuase he always has something to say like look what smoking does to you. but then we just kill it on him by just using our knowledge against him and he'll just feel stupid.

have you ever been high and like you see some shit bout to happen and you call it out and you feel all good you peeped it out. just earlier tonight me and some friends where walking home in was just after it got dark. and we where passing these mexicans house and they have alot of children and it was these 3 little girls riding down the street on bikes and they went passed us the same direction we where walking and then they went up a hill and turned around and rode back down as they where speeding down the hill just approaching like within 20 feet and we see this little boy getting it in there direction (probally there little brother). and we all just saw it comming it was fucking brutal the girl swerved out the way and then the other girl hit him head on and fell face first. right before they hit we all where just like o shit and boom. we where thinking only some high people would peep some shit like that out before it happens.

i remember a while back me and a friend where sitting on a sewer on the bottom of the hill and these two little girls where riding a scooter down the hill i noticed the girl in the back was wobbling and i kept saying watch the girl in the back shes bout to fall omg shes bout fall and then splat fell right on her face. it kinda almost feels like you have special powers. i remember i kept telling people i was davind blaine after(jokingly) but anyways i hate when i post a fucking long ass post cuz it feels like noone reads it,

I read the whole thing, man, and you know what I think? I think you do have special powers. But your power is not to tell the future. Your power is to make things happen! So why would you make three girls run over their brother and another girl fall off a scooter splat on her face? You have to choose to use your powers for good, not evil.

[Rapidfire187]

I read the whole thing, man, and you know what I think? I think you do have special powers. But your power is not to tell the future. Your power is to make things happen! So why would you make three girls run over their brother and another girl fall off a scooter splat on her face? You have to choose to use your powers for good, not evil.

A winner is you!!!

[IForgotAgain]

That your stuffed animals come alive and dance around and play like when you leave the room like in TOY STORY!

[estoner420]

due i am fuckin blazed right know:rastasmoke:
but yeah i believe that goverment and society fuck with people heads all i want it life to move to aplace with fields of marijuana and hut and 2 kids and a wife and go hunting and fishing and gardening and smokin weed and sleepin know thats what a true good life is!!!! i hate society! :thumbsup:

[Daveracer]

I'd like to know exactly how things came into existence.

AKA, how did *space* come into existence? What was there before? How does nothing turn into something?

Also, does space have an end? Is it infinite? Is it growing all the time and so fast that would could never catch up to the end??? Maybe there's a huge wall trillions of lightyears away from here? If there is, i want to know what that wall is made up or how it's even a wall!

[auzzie]

OK I dont know how this is going to sound because me and my mates were baked everytime we spoke about it....but when were were straight we had NO IDEA what we were trying to talk about... So if you blazed right now... read on. OK back when I was 16 (a good 5 years ago) when I was in Australia we worked at maccas (golden arches)..... So there we all were BAKED and we started talking about how the goverment has no power over the people at all.... One of the dudes there was studying law or some shit at the time. And there are loop holes in government laws EVERYWHERE so they can get themselves out of shit. we thought If we studied the loop holes and found out what/where they were that we could over throw the government. This turned into a whole fucking saga. I mean it seriously consumed our lives for like 2 months straight. I was at the school library every lunch time and i'm usually allergic to libraries/book/schoolwork/. This shit had us hooked
So anyways. EVERY time we tried to speak about our plan when we were straight it never made sense. If we were high it was a different story. Everything seemed to work out really well. So for 2 months straight we had these massive plans to over throw the government of Australia. Thn one day it all stopped..... for no reason in particular. But talking about it was just awesome. I mean it was like the world seemed like it was going to be better...... I dunno though lol... anyways thinking about it just now, we should start looking into it. haha. I mean when I was 16 it was just mind boggling. Btw I thought about that color thing too. like what is blue to me was green to someone else.... sorry for wasting your time.. lol

[Scary kitty]

Okay, I only have two that I think are worth mentioning, both questions I asked my boyfriend, usually after bong hits:

Do you think somewhere in the universe there's such a thing as edible metal?

and

Is there some kind of sub-terranian world that is underneath grass that pushes it up and makes it grow upwards?

LoL

[CultureCherryPopper]

My fave thanks to the Simpsons: "Could God microwave something so hot even He couldn't eat it Himself?"

[IForgotAgain]

Also, does space have an end? Is it infinite? Is it growing all the time and so fast that would could never catch up to the end??? Maybe there's a huge wall trillions of lightyears away from here? If there is, i want to know what that wall is made up or how it's even a wall!

To answer your question, yes, space is infinite. It is constantly expanding at a rate where it would be impossible to catch up to it's borders.

Think of it like a balloon. When you blow into a balloon it expands bigger and bigger until it gets to full and it pops. Well thats how space is except it doesn't pop, just is constantly expanding in all directions.

So Yes space is limitless and infinite...

[dragonrider]

Space is not infinite, but it is unbounded, meaning it does not have an edge or wall. Space curves around on itself through another dimension, so that it comes back on itself, without ever coming to an edge.

Like the balloon analogy. If you were a 2-dimensional critter living on the surface of the balloon, you could move around on the balloon and never come to an edge, but the balloon is still not infinite. As a 2-D beast, you would have trouble concieving of the 3rd dimension. So the balloon might seem infinite, because of no edge, but it's not. Same for our universe --- no edge, but not infinite.

Also, the balloon is expanding. In the case of our universe it expands so fast that you could never start out in one direction and come back around to the same spot. Far points on the balloon expand away faster than the speed of light, so you could never catch up with them. Also, because of dark energy, the balloon expands faster and faster all the time.

[CultureCherryPopper]

It's really hard to say whether it's infinite or finite. Many theorize that the Universe will reach a certain point and begin to contract back onto itself until it's back to a single point of infinte matter. Tough call.

[Gare206]

dont figure me as a weird person. But imagine u woke up as a female/male (depending) the next morning. same family (except they have not scene you) same friends same household. imagine say going to school after being a guy as a female in one day you would have to change the whole way you act. from my perspective a guy trying to act like a girl is nearly impossible because we have had the genes of a male for our whole life.
i once had a dream about i woke up as a girl i knew and my god was the scariest dream i had ever had.

[SyndicateJuggalos17]

lol it sounds more funny than scary at first but then u think about it and ya thatd be scary

[TPot]

I just made an interesting observation.

If you rearrange the letters in my username, you get potT (potty), or PooT (pronounced "pootie" or "poot"), or even PToo.

Edit: In Ptoo the "p" is silent.

[dragonrider]

I just made an interesting observation.

If you rearrange the letters in my username, you get potT (potty), or PooT (pronounced "pootie" or "poot"), or even PToo.

Edit: In Ptoo the "p" is silent.

I'll give you potT, but you don't have enough "o"s for PooT, which is too bad because Poot is kind of a cool name. I bought a cactus from a place called Poot's House of Cactus. I assume the little old man who sold it to me was Poot, but I never asked.

You can't really do Ptoo either, but if you could, why the silent "p"? I would probably pronounce it like someone spitting, "Puh-toooooo."

You could do Ttpo (Titty-po, good name for a small-breasted woman), Topt (Topped or Toptie), optT (Optie, good name for an opthamologist), oTpt (the entire name is silent), Tpto (Tiptoe! That's a good one!)

Now make a sentence, "Optie topped Titty-po in the potty on tiptoe."

[dopedupdan]

It's like we have the same brain. I was exactly the same at around sixth grade, i didnt even smoke. I mean i had that exact same idea. Thats fucking nuts man.

Ive wondered that for years, I thought i was the only one

[Chaotixxx]

i sometimes wonder if we have free will, or is the entire universe a predictable system of sub-atomic particles perpetually playing out a "cause-effect" like reality that was initially set up at the very first moments of the birth of our universe. We could be just a product of our environment, completely just reacting to stimuli like meat robots. hahaa

Like if one tiny particle flew in a slightly different direction at the moment of the big bang.. we may not even have been here.

Speaking of wich, what was there before the big bang goddamit.. there had to be something.. . What does "nothing" feel like?

I was trying to explain the same thing to my friend. An question I asked was "What if you could freeze every particle in the universe, copy & paste them somewhere else, and "resume" both universes?" They would both play out identically. Every person would do the exact same thing in both universes.

Honestly humans are just some extremely evolved version of bacteria. We colonize and reproduce like crazy. Except in the scale of years instead of minutes.

[Number 1 DJ]

Honestly humans are just some extremely evolved version of bacteria. We colonize and reproduce like crazy. Except in the scale of years instead of minutes.


oh shit! ... thats like exactly what i think!!

once u realize this then u think about the years aspect maybe all humans move in super slow-mo compared to otherspeices like becuase there brains can process and think way faster. becuase i think it would be a one in a million chance that two species would have the same concept of time. or maybe another species wouldn't have time but every thing just happen liek amazingly fast liek at speed of light. if u were to back away, what if all those ractions that happen at speed of light make up the reactions in our body like cells and such and were all just a whole bunch living particles that make up some bigger being. so we all have to exsist to make the life for the next bigger being

wow yo, i cant believe i just typed all that shit, i hope u guys kept up with that

[SyndicateJuggalos17]

Today my friend asked me if I ever wondered if I've drunken the same water as like the dinosaurs or Jesus because water cycles

[dragonrider]

Today my friend asked me if I ever wondered if I've drunken the same water as like the dinosaurs or Jesus because water cycles

Yes, it is true, you have drunk the same water as dinosaurs and people from history. And becsuse air ciculates the whole world, every breath of air you take has millions of atoms of air that have been breathed by all the people and creatures of all of history.

[SyndicateJuggalos17]

ya but the specific molecules or atoms or whatever that were consumed by said things

[dragonrider]

Yeah, I think we are talking about the same thing. 2000 years ago Jesus drank some water then peed it out (probably as holy water). Those molecules of water went into the ground water or into some other body of water or evaporated into the air and came down somewhere as rain. They were mixed with all the other water on the planet, and every time you drink some water, you drink a few molucules of water that Jesus drank.

I actually read something once about the estimated number of molecules of air that you breathe in each breath that were once breathed by Michelangelo. They were in the millions I think. They used Michelangelo as an example, but it could have been anyone. Or it could have been a T. Rex.

[gohomegetstoned]

Have you ever thought that your whole 'life' was just a dream from your true life?

Like one day we will just wake up suddenly and continue and remember our other life.

Also I think the planets being nucleus's of atoms is really interesting... like if our planet is just a small molecule of a completely different world, and our weather is caused by simple things. Such as when we have a hurricane, it is something from the "larger world" just breathing on the nucleus.

really trippy if you think about it

[tedsmoke]

(group of 3 teens burning one)

"if i have two lighters and he has one... HOW DID HE LIGHT IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"



at this point everyone starts freaking out. we were fucked up!

[fatherofallbongs]

i always think weird shit like what if life isnt real. or i am actually some where else dreaming of myself on earth. dosnt make much sense tho

[fatherofallbongs]

another thing i think like some guy said earlyer america is only 231 years old and were the most dominate. kinda like the roman empire. makes me think that our country is going to fall to shit like they did

[SyndicateJuggalos17]

if nothing is impossible then isn't it impossible for something to be impossible?

[Struck420]

my friend like the 3rd time he got high he turns to me and says "You think if i rolled up a hot dog and smoked it id get baked?" he denys saying now haha even tho i have like 3 other people that were three when he said it.