Stoner jobs

[TheAtomicPunk]

Friend and I are looking for a good job to work out where of course they do not drug test. Where do you guys work at? Open for opinions.

[IndySmoke622]

:jointsmile:Usually you can try telemarketing or promotional sales. It doesnt take any experience and they will train you. I know this because thats how i started out in the home security business 2 years ago. Now Im 20 and im the sales manager. Im sure some of my reps smoke but i try not to be totally obvious about it. But shit thats the best option for you that i know of but im sure other people on here will have more options too!:jointsmile:

[wannabehippiegirl]

im a scorekeeper for a soccer place
they dont drug test
i dont even think im on the payroll they just pay me in cash daily

[IndySmoke622]

hey whats up to wannabehippie? its always badass when a females smoke, but when they look as good as you that could mean trouble
lol jk ;)



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[TheAtomicPunk]

Thanks for the ideas.

IndySmoke, gtfo of my thread and quit hitting on chicks. Hi-jacker. LOL nah jp

Telemarketer is a good idea except I fucking hate telemarketers...

[40oz]

Im on the maintenance crew at a apartment complex. Perfect job for a stoner. My assistant supervisor is a huge pot head and my supervisor sells him his pot. I had to take a drug test though, but that was easy enough to pass using the info on these boards.

[IndySmoke622]

:jointsmile:haha man yah always trying to mack lol

but yeah i hate sales ppl and telemarketers but oh well it helps to pay the bills and keep me smoking

[Oh My High]

If you work for the government as I do, the Supreme Court has ruled it's unconstitutional for you to be drug tested unless they are given a good reason. There are some limited exceptions but that's the basic idea. So, as long as you don't get high before work, don't get high during work, and don't tell anyone about your debauchery, you can go decades without fearing a single random drug test. In fact, my boss was a hippie in the 1960's, used to smoke tons of pot, and told me straight up that he doesn't care what I do in private, so long as I don't let it control my life. Werd.

[ncnavguy]

Work for a university, not only are they usually slack and more liberal than normal jobs, but the likely hood of running across good weed during the workday is higher.

[Jderringer]

IDK of any food service or restaurant jobs that drug test. As a matter of fact, I know a BUNCH of people in who work in food service, and drug use runs pretty rampant... At most places, you can get ANY thing you might want, and if your a server at a busy place, you can pull some decent $$$.

[memoryburner]

Be an artist

[devilvenom]

be a jigglo, tell em when u get high, u fuck extra hard, then charge the customer more.

[4twentE]

I worked in construction. Construction bosses don't give a damn if you smoke as long as you show up and don't get hurt.

[cheeto]

it seems pretty damn unconstitutional to spring drug tests randomly, or force them.

it makes for the same idea of police searching you cause your a teen out after dark, its not right and they know it.

just read the threads, and if those asses come around with their little nazi drug test, kick em in the balls and pass with flying colours (litteraly).

[ghosty]

the most stonerific job i ever had was when i did a summer workeing at a flower nursery... i was the only male cashier, so i got to flirt with all the chicks in the cashier booth, and the hardest thing i ever had to do was maybe 3 times a week a i had to go out and stand in the sun and go down the rows of flowers pickng off dead ones. .. i'd be high at work all the time, and i was usually about 10 minutes late everyday, my punishment for that was being let go a week early for the season (it was a seasonal job)

[budsmoker only]

i work in a resturant as a bar back, or a host....

pretty much everyone there is a stoner.....

but a lot of the times a big corporation will drug test because they are huge and have a bunch of money.... but if its just a lil home owned and operated type place or w/e they might not cuz they dont wanna have to pay for that....

[rebgirl420]

I used to work at a amusement park in games and retail haha. That was a great job that didnt drug test...plus the food was great

[Tainted Glory]

I work at my local gym. There are virtually no responsibilities aside from scanning membership cards and bullshitting with members. Naturally, I smoke before I go to work and it makes the day much more pleasant.

[cheeto]

i cant see drug tests being possible in a place that puts human rights first, it seems like a HUGE INFRINGEMENT OF PRIVACY

[Oh My High]

it seems pretty damn unconstitutional to spring drug tests randomly, or force them.
I feel ya but there are two big reasons why it's perfectly constitutional, but I think I'll save that discussion for later.

[scream]

i wash dishes and cook at chili's. cooking is hard to do high, but dishes are cake.

[dannyboy420]

Journalist.

[Markass]

my best stoner job..washing dishes at a restaurant..I didn't have to interact with many people..

[Markass]

i work in a resturant as a bar back, or a host....

pretty much everyone there is a stoner.....

but a lot of the times a big corporation will drug test because they are huge and have a bunch of money.... but if its just a lil home owned and operated type place or w/e they might not cuz they dont wanna have to pay for that....

think about this though, an insurance company is going to be a lot more comfortable doing business with you if you have a 'drug-free' work place..wait, let me rephrase that, an illegal drug free work place..legal drugs are welcome

[stinkyattic]

I work at a university.
Other places I have worked and not been tested are restaurants and greenhouses or farms.
My ex worked as a snowmaker for a ski resort. I think that is the ULTIMATE stoner job; that, or golf course maintenance... cut grass, smoke grass, cut grass, smoke grass, GOLF BREAK!!!, cut grass.... :D

[MisterGreen]

get a job at culvers. like 4 of my friends work there and not on of them got drug tested. right now i'm also trying to get a job there for that reason and because it'll be fun to work with my friends.

[rainbows.rsexy]

doorhanging coupons

i used ta do it with headphones and sunglasses

[4twentE]

my best stoner job..washing dishes at a restaurant..I didn't have to interact with many people..

yeh, that was another good one and good part of it. And I can see wait staff, but what boss cares if the dishwasher comes in stoned?

[psteve]

Learn to do sound for bands.

[budsmoker]

If you work for the government as I do, the Supreme Court has ruled it's unconstitutional for you to be drug tested unless they are given a good reason. There are some limited exceptions but that's the basic idea. So, as long as you don't get high before work, don't get high during work, and don't tell anyone about your debauchery, you can go decades without fearing a single random drug test. In fact, my boss was a hippie in the 1960's, used to smoke tons of pot, and told me straight up that he doesn't care what I do in private, so long as I don't let it control my life. Werd.


I thought jobs had a right to have random drug testing?

[Blitzed]

Well, in my town you could be a cop, cause here they dont get drug tested. I think teacher would be good stoner job too.

[nightlight]

Friend and I are looking for a good job to work out where of course they do not drug test. Where do you guys work at? Open for opinions.

I work for an old hippie selling flowers out of a truck. I get to smoke weed on the job and my boss hooks me up with psychedelics.

[BoilerUp]

Game Tester..

Working at a coffee shop in Amsterdam... I could only dream.

[Peruvian Devil]

yeah yo be a game tester, just make sure you don't smoke yourself retarded because you have to write stuff and other people have to be able to understand it.

[psteve]

POTUS

[cheeto]

lab technician is what im going for... lol

yay biology!!!!

[fsunoles]

Clean carpet with my own machine so I'M cool it's fun to see peoples grows though.It's weird and funny as hell clean all of these rooms except for this one!!! I tell them I'm with you it's cool.

Installing cable was the craziest I never knew that, that many people grew weed they would be all nervous and shit,I would strike up with them when I was done working so they would be relaxed.

[A328519]

31 Flavors. :)

[Skrappie]

Work for an insurance company.

[J-dubb206]

Anyone work at QFC?