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Oh My High
07-02-2007, 04:29 AM
Say something insightful about the person who will post below you.

The person below me once had a pet llama named "Steve".

BabyFacedAbortion
07-02-2007, 04:30 AM
you are so stoned. lol

the person below me wants strawberry milk :)

Dro_Princess
07-02-2007, 04:31 AM
The person below me likes to eat cheese naked

rebgirl420
07-02-2007, 04:32 AM
The person below me has just finished touching themselves to granny porn

cannabis=freedom
07-02-2007, 04:33 AM
How did you know?! The person below me enjoys apples dipped in skyscrapers.

MrNiceGuy420
07-02-2007, 04:34 AM
i bet the person below me smokes marijuana:D

rebgirl420
07-02-2007, 04:37 AM
I bet the person below me likes to wear ladies underwear

happiestmferoutthere
07-02-2007, 04:44 AM
Well.... I do, but I'm a girl.
The person below me is laughing their ass off! ( I know I am!)

Dro_Princess
07-02-2007, 04:45 AM
All the time;)

The person below me like to secretly smell their shoes when they take them off.

wannabehippiegirl
07-02-2007, 04:47 AM
hahahhaaa
the person below is about 2 reply

rebgirl420
07-02-2007, 04:48 AM
ya caught me

the person below me just scratched their naught bits

Quincyboy
07-02-2007, 04:49 AM
she's good
the person below is unable to spell words past an eigth graders vocabulary

Oh My High
07-02-2007, 04:50 AM
The person below me likes to eat french fries with a fork.

ghosty
07-02-2007, 04:52 AM
well, i have before


the person below buys thier weed from a homosexual midget

Oh My High
07-02-2007, 04:53 AM
The next person likes to take showers in the dark.

MisterGreen
07-02-2007, 04:54 AM
the person below me goes to mcdonalds and orders 3 big macs, 3 biggie fries, 10 piece chicken nigget, 4 apple pies, and to top it off a diet coke.

rebgirl420
07-02-2007, 04:56 AM
Okay but only if you say 'please' haha

the person below me has had a sex change operation

happiestmferoutthere
07-02-2007, 04:56 AM
The person below me picks and eats it!:(
Yeah, rebgirl. you got me. I used to be a man!

Oh My High
07-02-2007, 04:57 AM
The person below me wants to marry the person below them!

Dro_Princess
07-02-2007, 04:57 AM
That's the best time to shower is in the dark!

The person below me likes to talk to theirself while looking in the mirror

Oh My High
07-02-2007, 05:04 AM
I do!

The person below me has visited Amsterdam's coffee shops in the past month.

wannabehippiegirl
07-02-2007, 05:08 AM
i wish
the person below me has no weed

4twentE
07-02-2007, 05:11 AM
I got dank

the person below me can't roll a joint.

NteeM
07-02-2007, 05:44 AM
I suck at joints, but only when i'm rolling on the go.


the person below me has enough shake around their desk to smoke a bowl.

scream
07-02-2007, 05:50 AM
heh Carpet Gold FTW

The person below me is getting ready to go on vacation

ghosty
07-02-2007, 05:54 AM
I wish


The person below me likes to fantasize about making love to this chick ( I may have killed this thread sorry LOL)

weedmaster
07-02-2007, 06:00 AM
thats my gf your talking about, i love her lol.
the person below picks thier nose and eats thier bogies.

wannabehippiegirl
07-02-2007, 06:34 AM
hahaha right on
the person below me will go to their kitchen for a snack attack RIGHT NOW

ghosty
07-02-2007, 06:40 AM
has a whole lot of something

has an unhealthy obsession with richard simmons

4twentE
07-02-2007, 06:41 AM
^^large genitalia?

why yes I do.

next person can't read

ghosty
07-02-2007, 06:50 AM
I was curious OK?

The person below me likes to rock out to the super bible humping christian rock

wannabehippiegirl
07-02-2007, 06:53 AM
it helps me sleep ok lol
the person below me.............o damn i forgot ok the person below me hasnt shaved in two weeks

ghosty
07-02-2007, 06:55 AM
yeah i think it's been about 2 weeks.. however i shaved my face the other day :p

the person below me lost thier virginity to the lunch lady in h.s.

wannabehippiegirl
07-02-2007, 06:57 AM
i think you killed the thread.................lmao
ok maybe not the person below me has an imaginary friend.....

scream
07-02-2007, 06:59 AM
he's not imaginary...he's invisible

the person below me is a nerd

ghosty
07-02-2007, 07:05 AM
VVh4+3\/3r ! 4/\/\ +h3 L337 LOL

the person below me lives off of twinkies and root beer, and those two things alone

4twentE
07-02-2007, 07:55 AM
sugar...and more sugar. what else do I need?

the person below me listens to Hanson

Oh My High
07-02-2007, 11:18 AM
The person below me is gay.

LIP
07-02-2007, 11:30 AM
Yes, yes i am. Very gay ;)

The person below me thinks im a dickhead.

Juggnoxalo
07-02-2007, 11:58 AM
The person below me is attracted to alien sex.

beachguy in thongs
07-02-2007, 12:34 PM
I have it. The person below is still an unfertilized egg.

nightlight
07-02-2007, 12:50 PM
the person below me only had a womb for a mother

Juggnoxalo
07-02-2007, 02:08 PM
word? lol

The person below me thinks the word caveman is another term for pussy troll. :stoned:

Jah420
07-02-2007, 02:10 PM
Haha that's fucked..

The person below me was filmed having rough sex with a zebra for an animal fetish website

VaporDaddy
07-02-2007, 02:23 PM
I'll e-mail the you-tube link to anyone who wants it.
The person below me is totally a narc. Seriously.

scream
07-02-2007, 04:04 PM
i actually went to jail because i wouldnt rat out my dealer when i got busted.

The person below me is the real narc

happiestmferoutthere
07-02-2007, 04:18 PM
Well........ actually, it wasn't me. I was framed!!
The person below me is the real narc. fur real!

4twentE
07-02-2007, 04:21 PM
i too have gone to jail for refusing to narc

the person below me should give me some rep, positive rep that is

Skink
07-02-2007, 04:30 PM
The one below me is smart...

Matt the Funk
07-02-2007, 04:36 PM
Right on!
The person below me likes to listen to jack johnson,incubus, and dave matthews band, oh and LOVES scotch.

scream
07-02-2007, 04:38 PM
you are the smartest man of all time Matt.

The person below me is not from kansas

Jah420
07-02-2007, 04:41 PM
INCUBUS!!

fuck yeah..

And as for scotch.. bad memories :wtf:
But hey its still good :thumbsup:

Person below me commited some kinda huge insurance fraud

Psycho4Bud
07-02-2007, 04:45 PM
LOL...that was a long time ago.
Insurance Fraud, Encumberment of contract, Obstucting an Officer:D

The person below me has more than 5 grows.

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

Purple Banana
07-02-2007, 04:57 PM
Technically, only 3.

The person below me has made sweet, sweet interspecies love to an elephant while standing on a burgundy upside down La-Z-Boy recliner, singing a song about William H. Taft and his legendary Fat Bathtub, while liberally applying sunscreen to their left pinky toe, blinking only with their right eye, getting high off the scent of a Christmas Cookie Yankee Candle, and lightly massaging their sternocleidomastoid muscle, while reading Oscar Wilde.

stinkyattic
07-02-2007, 04:58 PM
AAAGH Purple Banana you are the WORST! hahaha although I like Oscar Wilde and live within sniffin' distance of the Yankee Candle World Headquarters.... WEIRD!!!


Psycho4bud, How did you know?
Actually it's just one big long perpetual... but has lasted YEARS.

The person below me has gone on a cross country road trip.

wannabehippiegirl
07-02-2007, 05:00 PM
yes to everything except the reading
the person below me is about yawn.......now

Oh My High
07-02-2007, 05:21 PM
Here's one... the person below me tries to act out Shakespearan plays with their pets. When it was time for Hamlet to kill his father, the dog, playing the role of Hamlet, rather opted to crap on the floor.

GonzoForever
07-02-2007, 05:40 PM
That's a daily activity for me...

the person below me has a foot fetish

Matt the Funk
07-03-2007, 03:32 AM
Correct.
The person below me is a female.

wannabehippiegirl
07-03-2007, 03:43 AM
wow finally someone doesnt mistaken me for a man

the person below me is in love with buddah for mary

cannabis campbell
07-03-2007, 03:56 AM
The person below me is a pot head.

ghosty
07-03-2007, 04:00 AM
oh man, how'd you know?

the person below me likes to eat dog food out of a bowl like it was cereal

Skink
07-03-2007, 04:30 AM
Bacon...
the next person is god...

Oh My High
07-03-2007, 04:32 AM
As the newly elected god, I want all of you to pray with your iTunes ON.

The person below me likes to play the banjo with their teeth.

Juggnoxalo
07-03-2007, 04:38 AM
I'd rather play it with my pubic hairs but we'll leave that subject for another time.

The person below me thinks that Lindsey Lohan will end up creating a race of pussy crabs which will take over earth in 2009.

ceecee79
07-03-2007, 04:41 AM
Sounds feasible..........

The person below me 1st smoked weed with their grandmother.

Oh My High
07-03-2007, 04:43 AM
What did she say about me?

The person below me wants to buy absinthe. (It's legal now).

ghosty
07-03-2007, 04:43 AM
shit.. if it's legal i'll buy some absinthe

the person below me likes to save their urine in little jars in their garage

Oh My High
07-03-2007, 05:00 AM
I'm under random drug testing. (Really)

The person below me still has stuffed animals from childhood.

ceecee79
07-03-2007, 05:08 AM
What's wrong with that??? Yes, I still have Fluffy.

The person below me flunked out of the police academy.

ghosty
07-03-2007, 05:11 AM
What's wrong with that??? Yes, I still have Fluffy.

The person below me flunked out of the police academy.


why the fuck would I wanna be a cop?

the person below me is married to a russian mail order bride named oxanna

jaGerbom
07-03-2007, 05:36 AM
engaged to a russian mail order bride named oxanna*

the person below me has watched meat spin for more than 5 hours

psteve
07-03-2007, 05:47 AM
What's meat spin?
Next person is 5'8"

Oh My High
07-03-2007, 05:48 AM
The person below me has a fairy tattoo.

ghosty
07-03-2007, 06:08 AM
It's not a fairy it's a little man with wings!... lol j/k

The person below me has been arrested multiple times for masturbating in public

mamma puffpuff420
07-03-2007, 06:24 AM
i realy do roll shitty joint'a

the person below me jumped off the san francisco bridge naked

BlAzInIt4:20
07-03-2007, 06:27 AM
It was a dare !!! i swear...

The person below me can do back flips on motorcycles.

jaGerbom
07-03-2007, 07:43 AM
u lied.

the person below me enters himself in the special olympics even though he isnt "special"

ghosty
07-03-2007, 07:46 AM
sometimes you just wanna win everything, you know?

the person below me never leaves there house in fear of the evil squirells that live on the other side of the fence

happiestmferoutthere
07-03-2007, 07:46 AM
The person below me is a lightweight.
I got your evil squirrels right here!

jaGerbom
07-03-2007, 07:49 AM
i guess u could say that

the person below me has 11 fingers.....thumbs count

ghosty
07-03-2007, 08:03 AM
it comes in handy

the person below me is secretley a sasquatch

psteve
07-03-2007, 08:04 AM
That's not a finger!
Next person drives a Yugo.

beachguy in thongs
07-03-2007, 09:29 AM
Well, I just brought my father's Benz back to him, yesterday. I need a car.

Bring me the Yugo!!! I want to have proof, just in case.

The next person has a brain of feathers.

cannabis campbell
07-03-2007, 03:48 PM
Yeah one time Lol.

the person below me is cool :)

jaGerbom
07-03-2007, 07:03 PM
word:cool:

the person below me has a testicle shitting rectal wart :wtf:

FakeBoobsRule
07-03-2007, 07:06 PM
I'm cured now after a trip to the clinic.

The person below me has my bong and won't give it back!

Matt the Funk
07-03-2007, 07:15 PM
I'm sorry, it's just too nice.
The person below smokes schwagg....

Skink
07-03-2007, 07:54 PM
Smok'em if you Got'em...

The person below did not shower for a week and their catbox is full of shit...

wannabehippiegirl
07-03-2007, 07:58 PM
what the fuck im scared nowww
the person below me is getting a new cell phone today

Reefer Rogue
07-03-2007, 08:07 PM
Sweet, a new cell phone.

The next person to post will get a new mobile.

Tom Swierzbinski
07-03-2007, 08:10 PM
The person below me likes to be below me.

Darth Vapor
07-09-2007, 11:57 AM
If you're that chick in that avatar, (Big Tits, Round Asses?), you are spot on! :thumbsup:

The person below me...

Sucks toes.

stinkyattic
07-09-2007, 01:55 PM
The person below me...
Sucks toes....... off of chocolate Easter bunnies. Mmm mm good!!!

The person below me has a flannel fetish and has a court order to stay 100 yards away from lumberjack competitions and hunting-supply shops.

psteve
07-09-2007, 03:37 PM
But I am still allowed to wear my Elmer Fudd hat!!!

Next person had tomatoes for breakfast.

cannabis campbell
07-09-2007, 05:45 PM
No i didnt!

The person below me has a shitty car :)

stinkyattic
07-09-2007, 05:48 PM
I drove it through a puddle by a dairy farm this morning.

The person below me must be a midget, because I'm only about 5 feet myself...

wannabehippiegirl
07-09-2007, 05:49 PM
nope
the person below is about to buy a car at the end of the year i believe...

420MissHighTimes420
07-09-2007, 05:50 PM
^^ nopeeeee
the person below me wants to get laid tonight ...

ghosty
07-09-2007, 08:02 PM
fuck yeah i do...

the person below me has not pooped for 3 weeks and will soon be hospitalized for horrible constipation.

Skink
07-09-2007, 08:06 PM
Good thing I got a Enema...

the next person likes to make bubbles in the bathtub...

cannabis campbell
07-09-2007, 08:13 PM
The person above me has been refused sex for the past 8 months, Haha!

The person below me slick and cool :cool:

psteve
07-09-2007, 08:17 PM
Like a worm?
The person below eats Creamed Corn.

ghosty
07-09-2007, 08:57 PM
ugh, i hate creamed corn

the person below me buys there weed from a drag queen who goes by the name of christine, but who was formerly known as chris the mailroom guy

Tom Swierzbinski
07-10-2007, 02:42 AM
Great, I now suck cock.

The person below me has a crusty minge.

cannabis campbell
07-10-2007, 03:06 AM
If you're that chick in that avatar, (Big Tits, Round Asses?), you are spot on! :thumbsup:

The person below me...

Sucks toes.

Look at HIS name Tom Swierzbinski Hmmm....


Great, I now suck cock.

The person below me has a crusty minge.

LMAO thanks mate :)

person below me loves to eat shit.