View Full Version : WHAT ARE YOUR SMOKING SECRETS?
sm0k3w33d
07-01-2007, 07:04 PM
Like little techniques and habits you've built up over the years?
ukmonkey
07-01-2007, 07:54 PM
Never exhale before 6 seconds, thats just wasteful.
Always put 5mm of backy by the roach card so as not to waste good green.
Always use a roach card, to make for a good lookin nice tokin cone.
Always use a pinch of baccy in a spliff to make for a smooth burn.
Always grind the green when rolling a spliff to control the burn.
Always have good music at hand
Always have good food at hand
Always have good green at hand.
Not really secrets atall but rules I live by.
ukmonkey
07-01-2007, 07:55 PM
Never keep a sack in the wallet. First place parents / bouncers / cops / robbers look.
>keep it in your sock instead. Don't worry it won't fall out.
ukmonkey
07-01-2007, 07:56 PM
Don't take more than an 8th with you for a night out or you'll get smoked out.
Coelho
07-01-2007, 07:57 PM
I cant tell you. They are secrets.
Nochowderforyou
07-01-2007, 08:49 PM
No secrets really. Just pack, light, inhale, exhale and repeat.
sttomassmoker
07-01-2007, 11:22 PM
high and tight ya'll
Bud30002002
07-02-2007, 01:58 AM
#1 Never walk around with more than I can eat
#2 Zero the smoke if you don't your not smoking with me
#3 When smoking a chillum use the first finger for a better hit
wannabehippiegirl
07-02-2007, 02:08 AM
i dont have any secrets since i guess im a new smoker but this is really good advice :)
Machello
07-02-2007, 02:27 AM
- never carry more then you can eat
- if you buy weed more than a half offer to smoke a joint with the dealer less than a half offer to smoke a bowl. (ALWAYS offer)
- Alcohol and smoking DO mix
- Never leave you stuff out in the open
- Use a grinder
orangeman
07-02-2007, 02:56 AM
I've learned the best way to smoke your weed is by grinding it up real good and dumping it in a bowl for a gravity bong hit and then smoking that shit. Man that shit takes me on a whole new level of high lol! I'm pretty fucking omfg man it's crazy right now lol.
TheAtomicPunk
07-02-2007, 03:07 AM
Always bring a stealth pipe wherever you go!
As to the poster above me, if you wanna get completley baked and you only got a gram, gravity bong is the only way to go!
BoilerUp
07-02-2007, 03:10 AM
- Be smart
- Stay away from tin foil
- Get a vaporizer ASAP
- Never smoke with more than 5 people. I have found that to be the maximum people for a fully enjoyable session (Especially if you are packing).
- Marijuana is nothing at all like Alcohol; Smoking alone does not make you a depressed social outcast. In fact, smoking alone or with one really close friend is the best circumstances since there are less distractions and more weed :-D.
- Though TV and Video Games might be fun to watch/play while baked, make sure to take some time to relax into the high. From my experience TV distracts me from the high.
- Create a stoner music playlist and always keep it on random.
WhereDaBudAt
07-02-2007, 03:16 AM
I dont really have any secrets I just smoke and get baked..
Well, they're secrets, so I can't tell you. And if I did, I'd have to kill you.
Just kidding. Everything that just about everybody has already said.
However, I don't hold in the smoke for more than a few seconds. It's not wasteful, either. There's absolutely no reason to cut off your oxygen supply for extended periods of time just to get high, especially when it doesn't make a lick of difference ;).
cheeto
07-02-2007, 12:47 PM
if you wana get crazy high, take a pipe or bong hit, a big one, make sure someone is their holding the piece for you, then as soon as you have it in your lungs, stand up quickly and exhale, that fucks you up real good! my favorite way of starting a long night... and do it on the grass or somewhere soft...
MisterGreen
07-02-2007, 06:51 PM
that sounds pretty crazy cheeto. i'll probably try it though lol.
i'll give you what i can think of
-no white lighters
-do not drop the joint/blunt and deffinetly the piece lol
-know the rotation, always to the left
-whoevers bud it is gets green unless they offer it to another person
those are just soem and i'm sure there's more but i can't think of them right now.
miraz
07-02-2007, 09:17 PM
my secret is to smoke weed.
wannabehippiegirl
07-02-2007, 09:38 PM
my secret is to smoke weed.
yea keep it weed never crack lol
BoilerUp
07-02-2007, 09:40 PM
-no white lighters
I love white lighters. They rarely get lost in the dark, and you can tell how much gas is left inside of it if you hold it next to a light.
wannabehippiegirl
07-02-2007, 09:42 PM
whats up with the white lighter myth? ive never really heard why their tabooed
NteeM
07-02-2007, 09:58 PM
whats up with the white lighter myth? ive never really heard why their tabooed
Thousands of years ago... some stoners (probably just 1) had bad luck happen to them, and began to think that lights of the colors white and yellow are suspicious and give you bad luck.
:weedpoke:
wannabehippiegirl
07-02-2007, 10:00 PM
Thousands of years ago... some stoners (probably just 1) had bad luck happen to them, and began to think that lights of the colors white and yellow are suspicious and give you bad luck.
:weedpoke:
oh ok
gold lighters give me bad luck
wannabehippiegirl
07-02-2007, 10:01 PM
Thousands of years ago... some stoners (probably just 1) had bad luck happen to them, and began to think that lights of the colors white and yellow are suspicious and give you bad luck.
:weedpoke:
wait did lighters even exist thousands of years ago lol
RyanTheCaveman
07-02-2007, 10:26 PM
that sounds pretty crazy cheeto. i'll probably try it though lol.
i'll give you what i can think of
-no white lighters
-do not drop the joint/blunt and deffinetly the piece lol
-know the rotation, always to the left
-whoevers bud it is gets green unless they offer it to another person
those are just soem and i'm sure there's more but i can't think of them right now.
Whats wrong with white lighters?
sm0k3w33d
07-03-2007, 02:48 PM
hahah that was such a stoner moment:stoned:
sm0k3w33d
07-03-2007, 02:50 PM
nothings wrong with white lighters to me, i like yellow lighters too because no1 ever has yellow and im always sure to get that one back. =)
cannabis campbell
07-03-2007, 03:52 PM
If its wet then tough shit really but i always make sure i dry it out really good, do you know how disgusting WET weed tastes in a joint! and how shit it is to grind!
skatin_foo15
07-03-2007, 04:46 PM
Always have a drink.
Always pass to the left.
Carry your stash in your shoe or in your sock.
NEVER jack someones drink in a smoke sesh without asking.
MisterGreen
07-03-2007, 05:26 PM
Whats wrong with white lighters?
bad luck. but some people say yellow are and i like the yellow ones and have one. other people say red or whatever any color. i guess you could say to each his own or something ike that lol.
Vision12
07-05-2007, 02:31 AM
never think you have to smoke a whole bunch to get baked. you can smoke just a little bit and get as high as you would if you smoked 5 bowls. just depends on how you're smoking and the quality of what you're smoking.
BlazeBoy
07-06-2007, 08:58 AM
Never buy 4 for a dollar lighters. You'll have one and then it breaks, and if nobody else has one your boned!
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