Would you rather...?

[Darth Vapor]

One of my five favorite books in the world, is the book "Would you rather...?" So every once in awhile, I'll throw one on here. Here's a quickie...

Would you rather...

get machined gunned to death by a Lite-Brite?

-or-

get overrun by a division of army men?

[RollenJoynts]

ARMY MEN! W00T!

[rebgirl420]

Lite-brite all the way. I remember that from when i was a kid.

Would you rather:

Bleed through your ears for an hour

or

Bleed through your eyes for an hour?

[krystaaaa x 420]

I'm with rebgirl


And to answer hers.... I'd say ears definetly.

[ghosty]

Bleed through the ears... cause I'm assuming it would be the result of really loud music, which would rock.

Would you rather have to spongebath your loving grandma everyday for a week?

OR

Have to listen to nothing but, terrible 80's pop songs, sung by monotone voices for 3 months?

[rebgirl420]

^exactly, b/c then your wounds would have colorful pegs in them...mabey brightening your experience?

[40oz]

Would you rather have to spongebath your loving grandma everyday for a week?

OR

Have to listen to nothing but, terrible 80's pop songs, sung by monotone voices for 3 months?

damn thats tough....real though....id have to say terrible 80's pop songs though because I couldn't handle the grandma shit. 3 months of 80's pop is bad, but a lifetime of remembering that week i bathed grandma is worse.

Would you rather live in prison for a year


or


Live on the streets with no money for 2 years.

[Darth Vapor]

Bleed through my eyes. Just think of the sweet pictures you could take, and how much you could scare the shit out of people.

Sponge bath my grandma. She's fuckin' hot.

[Darth Vapor]

Live on the streets. I'm very resourceful, and I'd find a way to travel.

Would you rather...

fart unbearably hot air?

-or-

fart unbearably cold air?

[ghosty]

Sponge bath my grandma. She's fuckin' hot.

LOL:jawdropper: are you allowed to say that?

[40oz]

Live on the streets. I'm very resourceful, and I'd find a way to travel.

Would you rather...

fart unbearably hot air?

-or-

fart unbearably cold air?

Cold would feel good

[Darth Vapor]

LOL:jawdropper: are you allowed to say that?

Why not? She'd say the same thing about me.

[rebgirl420]

I say cold too

would you rather?

Vomit broken up glass

OR

vomit staples

[ghosty]

staples, cause i imagine they'd be smaller and you could at least use them after you rinsed them off.

[Darth Vapor]

staples, cause i imagine they'd be smaller and you could at least use them after you rinsed them off.

lol, only a pothead would try to glue staples back together again, to reuse them. :jointsmile:

I'd go with glass, especially if it was stainded glass. That'd look cool.


Would you rather...

Your genitals glow like E.T.'s finger, when you're aroused?

-or-

Have the sound of children playing on a playground, eminating from your genitals, when you're aroused?

[rebgirl420]

glow! hot damn that would be cool!

[ghosty]

yeah im gonna go with glowing... so then you could use the line "who wants to play with my glowstick?"

[Darth Vapor]

yeah im gonna go with glowing... so then you could use the line "who wants to play with my glowstick?"

Plus, when you're getting a blow job, you might see the light come out of her nose and ears, like an ocean lighthouse. :D

[rebgirl420]

Or "E.T. phone slit?"

[40oz]

I bet E.T. can flick bean like a pro.

[Darth Vapor]

"E.T. bone hole."

[drax]

...hmmmm Personally i would rather get stonned than any of you guys alternatives. Although bleeding from my eyes would be perty awesome, and farting really cold air would be a change, i would say smoking a good blunt or a few bowls is definately my alternative to all of your crazy methods.:jointsmile: Lets just all get stonned instead:rasta:

Would you rather be peeled alive slowly by a japanese midget with a super sharp carrot peeler

-or

Have your genitals be swarmed with tiny flesh eating dung beetles!

[drax]

Oh yeah:thumbsup:, they just nibble a little and appoligize politely before flying home to their families, they do leave a complementory mint under your nuttsack though, just for all your troubles. :)Hahaha! Nope, they would swarm your genitals and eat them. Thats the ideal behind "Flesh eating" dung beatles. . .
Ordinary dung beatles wouldnt want shit to do with your genitals, at least i would hope not.

Oh and it depends if i would land face up or down on the falling alternative.

[4twentE]

LOL How the hell do ya get machine gunned to death by a Lite Brite? Anyway I choose army men.

RebGirl: Bleed through the ears, easy.
Ghosty: 80's pop. I grew up then.
40oz: Streets w/ no $$$. I'd follow a band with some hippies for a while.
Darth Vapor: Cold air. Feels fresher.
Vapor: Glowing genitals. Preferably blue.
RebGirl: Staples, hoping my stomach and esophagus could bend them to a comfortable shape
drax: Dung beetles. Maybe they could build me some bigger genitals.
shaitanx: Empire State Building. I'd make a bigger mess.

My turn. Would you rather....

Successfully program your cell phone

-----or------

Smash it on the concrete after failing to navigate the overly complicated menu?

[Trip06]

Id smash it on the ground in front of a programmer.
Would you rathar-
Be tied to a chair for 48 hours being forced to watch 400 pound women strip to opera(ladies you'd have to watch 400 pound dudes)

-Or-

use your hand to wipe your ass?(for one siting only)

[GanjaGuppy]

Already, my hand is al-ready there, smack on my @$$!

Would you rather,

P00P on your girlfriend's chest

OR

SUck a RANDOM Pregant Girl's Nipple???

[Juggnoxalo]

Already, my hand is al-ready there, smack on my @$$!

Would you rather,

P00P on your girlfriend's chest

OR

SUck a RANDOM Pregant Girl's Nipple???Poop on my girlfriend's chest and then splatter her with piss. :wtf:

Would you rather,

Bang a shit bastard (rhino) in the ass while it spurts shit out the whole time

OR

Eat the 10,000 pound beast out.

[GanjaGuppy]

Dude, the 10,000 pound beast is all raw.. with a handful of taco bell hot sauce out the pay threw window. Thats right, oh no I didn't.

Would you rather,

Smoke Weed With Ghandi,

OR

Gumby?

[4twentE]

Ghandi. He's probably got better weed.

Would you rather...

Fight Mike Tyson?

---or---

Talk like him?