Christmas Decorations?

[RESiNATE]

I've still got my chrimbo decs up...when do I have to take them down?

Or, am I too late?


If I'm too late, what will be my pennance?

:confused:

[Reefer Rogue]

penalty of death :)

[RESiNATE]

*rubs hands together*
Hmmm...plenty of death.....cool!

[XTC]

Neighbors talking behind your back maybe? I have a friend who leaves up lights around his house all yr round....

[RESiNATE]

lol...I thought you said plenty of death, Reefer...
I really must devote more of my energy towards awareness...duh!

Anyways, ...*rubs hands together*...penalty of death....cool!

Yeah, XTC, I was kinda liking the christmas tree lights...I may put the lights around something....maybe my bank manager's neck!

[apsinthion]

They should of been down by the 6th!!!! :rolleyes:

Santa's going to beat you to death with his sack of brick's! :eek:

[dog420]

dont go to sleep Res!

peace

[poorman3]

your penalty will be,.. you have to take the elves out and have some fun.lol.

[RESiNATE]

Down by the 6th!!!
:eek:
SHIT!! Does that mean that I've got another 7years of bad luck!!!

FFS!...just when I was beginning to enjoy life!
:mad:


Ok, I lied about the 'enjoy life' bit lol
Bah...I hate christmas!!

;)

And as for the Elves......well, if I could find the little bleeders....

[robert42]

u get 1 years bad luck for every leaf on the tree.

lol good luck man ;)

[RESiNATE]

wHAT?!
Does each pine needle count as a leaf?

Oooh maaaaan....I just counted the ones on just one branch, and I lost count at 12,987!!
SHIT...it looks like I'll even have bad luck when I'm dead and gone...
...which means I have NOTHING to look forward to!
Not even eternal rest...pah!

you ever get that feeling that the odds are stacked against you?

[robert42]

lmfao thats the word i was lookin for PINE NEEDLE ;)

ur gna have to move house becuase if you remove the tree the pines will fall and cut u up. move out. live in a den and call ur self bubba u can train mice to perform in the russian circus with me if u want?

lemme know if ur interested man. CAREER OPURTUNITES LIKE THESE JUST DNT COME KNOCKING MAN.

[poorman3]

hey resinate, was your pine tree real? if so, watch out for those ashes. would`nt want you to burn down your house.LOL.

[RESiNATE]

No, it is an authentic synthetic one lol
It was a second-hand one, that was given me by my mum, because I didn't have any decorations...

...wish I hadn't bothered now...cuh!...I dunno, try to do the right thing, then end up with an eternity of bad luck!

[poorman3]

authenic synthetic, good one.lol. do you really beleive in luck resinate? can`t you figure it out or something, or prove it does`nt exsit. lol.

[robert42]

TO GET UR LUCK BACK RES DO THIS:

1- EAT A RATS FOOT
2- STAND ON THE HIGEST HILL U CAN FIND WEARING GARLIC AND HAEV A CAT ON U R HEAD AS A HAT.
3- RING UP 100 PPL IN THE PHONE BOOK AND RESITE THE BIBLE.
4- MOVE AWAY AND LIV IN A SEWER UNDER THE NAME HERNANDEZ A IMMIGRANT FROM BELGRAVE.

OR U CAN SMASH A MIRROR AND PROVE UR BADLUCK WONT HAPPEN IF IT DOES HAPPEN U CANT GET WORSE THEN ETERNAL BADLUCK N E WAY SO WTS 1 MIRROW LOL

[RESiNATE]

A very good point, poorman :rolleyes:...I'll meditate on this...lol

Robert, your solution list seems a good idea, except that (apart from the cat-hat) it pretty much described my lifestlye anyways :o
You can never have too many mirrors, know what I mean ;)
lmao

Nah, I don't believe in luck...good or bad...I only believe in circumstantial consequence hehehe

[robert42]

lmao well i wish u all the good luck in the world not that ya need it hope i aint jinxed u lol

[poorman3]

i did`nt think you beleived in luck res, its to easy to blame.lol.

[maryjanemama]

Leaving outside Christmas decorations up all year long is like painting a big sign on the side of your house that says, "White trash lives here!"

Everytime I see a house with those icicle lights still up in July, I want to rip them down myself.

[RESiNATE]

Leaving outside Christmas decorations up all year long is like painting a big sign on the side of your house that says, "White trash lives here!"

I agree, MJM ...*quickly dismantles the chrimbo lights from the curtain rail*

..What?....
Well, I thought that the kids would like them...:rolleyes:

:D

Yeah, luck...it's like saying, "why has God done this to me!"
:rolleyes:
;)

[poorman3]

white trash, yes we have that around here as well. just tell em, happy forth of july and merry christmas to ya!!!