Favorite Will Ferrell quotes...

[logie_boy]

Me and my mates love to watch films with Will Ferrell in it, so.....

Whats your favorite Will Ferrell quotes...?


Here's one of mine....

"You know if you and I were going to a Halloween party dressed as Batman and Robin....I'd go as Robin......THAT'S HOW MUCH YOU MEAN TO ME!!!"

[jdub61]

*gasp* "Ron, you have a massive erection!"
"Oh, uh, it's... the pattern in the pleats... it's an optical illusion..."

[logie_boy]

lmao!


"It's so warm!......MILK WAS A BAD CHOICE!!!"

[rebgirl420]

MORE COWBELL!

[pwnydanzasmokesdank]

im one hot little potato right now!!!

[pwnydanzasmokesdank]

MORE COWBELL!

that was actually christopher walken that says that not will ferrel :(

[rebgirl420]

True but come on, it so goes with this thread haha and I love the "im one hot little potatoe right now" one, okay heres one (about the song my humps), "no one knows what it means, its just pervocative!"

[cannabis campbell]

Its still funny though haha :D

[logie_boy]

"I GETS THE PEOPLE GOIN!"

[FakeBoobsRule]

We're going streaking!!

We've got a big day planned, going to Home Depot maybe a little Bed, Bath, Beyond (or however it goes).

Well Walken starts the skit but I think eventually Ferrell does say it too. I know he says "Well if Bruce Dickenson wants more cowbell then damnit I'm going to give him more cowbell."

[logie_boy]

"through the quad and into the gymnasium, snoop?.....snooopaloop..it's cool, it's cool....bring your green hat..."

[scottbrochill]

oh scott jerkenson, i love it!!!! i am actually going to murder you!!


heyyyyyyy ohhhhhhhhhhh!

[logie_boy]

maybe we could go for a whole meal of food

[rebgirl420]

OMG, "YOUR SITTING ON A THROWN OF LIES!" -Elf

[scottbrochill]

^^ love that one, haha

[scottbrochill]

I am this close to raping you!

[logie_boy]

Why dont you come back my place...I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany

[jdub61]

"MAAAAA!!!! THE MEATLOAF!!!!

[ghosty]

"YOU'RE MY BOY BLUE!" LOL

[dejayou30]

I want to be on you.

[yoda]

"through the quad and into the gymnasium, snoop?.....snooopaloop..it's cool, it's cool....bring your green hat..."

i laughed so fucking hard at that....i was gonna post it

[ghosty]

"See, technically, you're, like, in this REM sleep state, and I'm a mixture of your mind's images of God, some past authority figures, uh, Skye, and your dad. Basically, your subconcsious came up with me to help you deal. Dig?"

[Darth Vapor]

Gene Frenkle: And, Bobby, you are right - I am being selfish. But the last time I checked, we don't have a whole lot of songs that feature the cowbell.

Bruce Dickinson: I gotta have more cowbell, baby!

Gene Frenkle: ..and I'll be doing myself a disservice -- and every member in this band, if I don't perform the hell out of this.

[BokingTowls]

"hey lady in the red hat, uhhhhh"


"I'm not going to lie to you, that smells like pure gasoline. It's a formidible scent that stings the nostrils."

[yoda]

im gonna punch you right in the uterus! thats right, the baby maker!

dunno if thats right verbatim, but you know...

[CannabisCrooz]

"aww San Diego. discovered in 1907 by the germans, they named it san diego, which of course means a whales vagina"
"wait, ill admit I dont know what it means, actually no one does, scholars say that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago"


"baxter you know I dont speak spanish"

[PotHeed420]

Evion i need to talk to your right now, "about what skylar''? i don't know i can't talk right now, goodbye:thumbsup:

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

Help me, Jesus! Help me, Jewish God! Help me, Allah! Aah! Help me, Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off of me!

Look, I like the Christmas Jesus best, and I'm sayin' grace. When you say grace, you can say it to Grownup Jesus or Teenage Jesus or Bearded Jesus or whoever you want.

Dear Tiny Jesus, in your golden fleece diapers with your tiny, little fat balled up fists

Look, I like the baby version the best, you hear me? I win the races and I get the money

Dear Eight Pound, Six Ounce, Newborn Baby Jesus......

Hahahaha :jointsmile:

[Brett1038]

Help me, Jesus! Help me, Jewish God! Help me, Allah! Aah! Help me, Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off of me!

Look, I like the Christmas Jesus best, and I'm sayin' grace. When you say grace, you can say it to Grownup Jesus or Teenage Jesus or Bearded Jesus or whoever you want.

Dear Tiny Jesus, in your golden fleece diapers with your tiny, little fat balled up fists

Look, I like the baby version the best, you hear me? I win the races and I get the money

Dear Eight Pound, Six Ounce, Newborn Baby Jesus......

Hahahaha :jointsmile:

Love that money...

LOVE THAT MONEY!! WOO!

[scottbrochill]

i am in a glass case of emotion!

[ghosty]

"eh, mind-bottling. You know, when things are so crazy it gets your thoughts all trapped, like in a bottle?"

and

"Chazz: [drunk while performing in "Grublets On Ice"] Hey! Hey, you little forest creatures! None of you sons of bitches try to be heroes! "

[smokinbomb]

talladega nights: well dick here,s the deal i'm the best there is plain and simple i mean i wake up in the morning and i piss excelance and nobody can hang with my stuff ah ya no im just a big harry american winning machine
if you arnt first your last

i love that guy-Bomb

[Sweyn Forkbeard]

Brick "I stabbed a man in the heart"

Ron "I saw that! Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?"

[o2bn420]

Math is the axis of evil (his George Bush was great!)

[rebgirl420]

SHAKE AND BAKE, SHAKE AND BAKE!