I Don't know what to do? HELP

[blizzy17]

aight heres the deal. My stepmom is like 30 and I'm 18. She knows I puff on sticky. She ask me if she could have some. I mean, I don't like but she's fine as hell. My dad just married her. Shes said if i give her some weed.Then I could tear dad booty up and I really need some. What should I do?

[thcbongman]

I don't know what to say. That would be hella awkward to have your dad find out his newly-weded wife cheated on him with his son.

[WhereDaBudAt]

I don't know what to say. That would be hella awkward to have your dad find out his newly-weded wife cheated on him with his son.

ya i would have to say that would be kinda awkward..

[cannabis campbell]

omg LOL, thats FUCKED UP!!!!! i dont know what to say

[rebgirl420]

wow, I didnt know this was the penthouse forum

[cannabis campbell]

Err got any pics of her? then maybe we will be able to judge better..

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

dear lord...

[WhereDaBudAt]

wow, I didnt know this was the penthouse forum

lol

[cannabis campbell]

Any pics then!? lol..

[thcbongman]

Cmon, we got to see pictures of this SMILF

[cannabis campbell]

LMAO

[Skink]

Hey,,,I want a step mom too...

[cannabis campbell]

I think we all do.. :( come on share this beautiful woman with us.

[ghosty]

... I smell bullshit, but if not... that's fucked up... I might give her some weed, but I probably wouldn't wanna fuck the same chick my dad had been banging around, that's kinda weird, unless she was really really unbelivably hot.. but, if i had a good relationship with my dad i wouldnt wanna do that to him... that's an akward situation, perhaps you should post a pic man

[cannabis campbell]

Yeah i smelt that aswell, why would she do that she must be fucked in the head and its just the fact that you have hardly any posts and come here and post that.. makes the stench of bullshit a lot stronger lol.

[birdgirl73]

I smell major baloney. Your fifth post, and you write an incomprehensible 9-sentence, almost Penthouse-forum formulaic-sounding story about your milf stepmom, who wants your weed and offers herself in return. Somehow I'm betting she can find weed on her own if she wants to--and that if she chooses to mess up her brand new marriage to your dad, she'd choose someone a lot more sophisticated and literate than you.

I'll move this to Sexuality since that's the best category for "fantasies" like this.

[jdub61]

birdgirl sure knows her milfs. hmmmmmmm...

[GotWake88]

Uhh... you are really considering fucking the same pussy that your dad fucks? That's pretty much like fucking your dad; but hey man, I wont judge.

It's not my stepmom, though so if she's as hot as you say, I'll take her off your hands. Tell her I said high.

[FakeBoobsRule]

... I smell bullshit, but if not... that's fucked up...


I smell major baloney. Your fifth post, and you write an incomprehensible 9-sentence, almost Penthouse-forum formulaic-sounding story about your milf stepmom, who wants your weed and offers herself in return. Somehow I'm betting she can find weed on her own if she wants to--and that if she chooses to mess up her brand new marriage to your dad, she'd choose someone a lot more sophisticated and literate than you.

I'll move this to Sexuality since that's the best category for "fantasies" like this.

I concur. This one is like the 14 year old expert/veteran on anal sex and bending women to his will.

[blazed_babe]

!!!!!!!!!!!! you made gatorade come out of my nose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahaha

hahahahahahaha that rules

[MadSativa]

yeah dude if your not talking through the brown eye I suggest telling your pop or totaly gaing control of her world. caus in my experiance if shes willing to give it up for herb and shes in a relation ship she will giv it up for anything, gettingout of a ticket, a free perse(and yes ladies this is cheating, I have herd the craziest arguments over jewlery and stuff like this, just cause your preatty doesnt mean Im dumb all the time), free movies, cars, even a cheezzberger.:pimp::pimp::pimp:

But mabey thats why your dad married her, you ever think of that, Sometimes even to use our parents are freaks.

[one-deep]

i dont know i say it's a lie to. now i could see if it wasn't your step mom. i then known female's who would give it up for weed. but come on your step mom. and she just got married.get the fuck out of here unless she's a really big fein i say it's a lie. but on the other hand there is the chance that she want's to get it on with you. and she feel's that's the best way about going about it. either way if it's the truth you shouldn't do it no matter what. that's your family but now day's your own family will do you in.

[one-deep]

and if it's true what's fucked up is you had the thought of saying yea it should of been no from the start.

[ghosty]

upon further review. maybe his step mom wants the weed, then she will allow the kid to "tear dad booty up" or in other words. do his dad up the ass. HAHAHAHAHA what if thats what he meant? itd be just that much more wrong. :stoned:


LMAO:wtf3:

[Nightcrewman]

There is a strong smell of bovine excrement around this post.

NCM

[happiestmferoutthere]

:beatdeadhorse:

[napolitana869]

Uhh... you are really considering fucking the same pussy that your dad fucks? That's pretty much like fucking your dad; but hey man, I wont judge.

It's not my stepmom, though so if she's as hot as you say, I'll take her off your hands. Tell her I said high.


"When you sleep with someone you sleep with all the people they have"

[Pipe Dreams]

omg LOL, thats FUCKED UP!!!!! i dont know what to say


EDIT: Removed before I get myself in trouble :D

[O' Cannabis]

lol...Ur stepmom is a weedwhore

[cannabis campbell]

EDIT: Removed before I get myself in trouble :D

What did you say :eek:!?

[cannabis=freedom]

Sniiiiiiiiiiiiifffff......

Johnny, there's something coming from upwind....

It smells distinctly of what scientists call festering, stinking bullshit.

[Hardcore Newbie]

aight heres the deal. My stepmom is like 30 and I'm 18. She knows I puff on sticky. She ask me if she could have some. I mean, I don't like but she's fine as hell. My dad just married her. Shes said if i give her some weed.Then I could tear dad booty up and I really need some. What should I do?I donno if. You should not go with that. Instincts can be very bad. See what she says after you. Sometimes things just don't. Try not to get in over your head. Go somewhere else.

[blazed_babe]

upon further review. maybe his step mom wants the weed, then she will allow the kid to "tear dad booty up" or in other words. do his dad up the ass. HAHAHAHAHA what if thats what he meant? itd be just that much more wrong. :stoned:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lmfao

damn everytime i see this thread i laugh my ass off. and i'm laughing so hard my stomach hurts.

[spliffstar22]

^^lol............FUck that, dont even think about it, i could never do that to my own father, the man that had a part of birthin me, how can you think of that man.........just go get pussy elsewhere, you're 18, girls are in their prime, and ready to fuck at 18, hell , at 16 half of them are too, i would know, im 18 too man, fun times, trust me.......lol

[thcbongman]

I dunno, if I was the dad, I'll be hella confused. I wouldn't know whether to whip him with a belt, or pat him on the back.

[wannabehippiegirl]

I dunno, if I was the dad, I'll be hella confused. I wouldn't know whether to whip him with a belt, or pat him on the back.


lmao

[spliffstar22]

AND i'd be pretty fuckin creeped out IF i did do something like that, cause your dad is fucking that same pussy, and your dad fucked to create you, it's kind of trippy if you think about it............not that you fucked the same girl, cause whoever said that's like fuckin your dad is fuckin hallucinatin on shrooms............. like what if my dad fucked jessica alba, i'd have no problems slamming that ass all night, cause it's jessica alba, shit........

[newinphx]

Give her the weed only if she anties up her hottest friend!! You really want to put your wang where your old man's wang has been? Not a chance...scout out the friends brother...then talk trade. :thumbsup:

[slipknotpsycho]

i'm with birdgirl... the overpowering waft of bullshit i'm getting from this thread is unbareable..

on the 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% it's true... do you REALLy want your dad's leftovers???????!!!

[couch-potato]

This reminds me of a similar situation that my friend is in...

My friend is insanely rich (we're talking millions here, perhaps billions... I've never asked him about it) and his father was *never* there for him as he grew up. Living without a father can create some hard feelings between a son and his parent. So my friend's father is always loading his son with money so he can do whatever the hell he wants (which is also fucking sweet for me :thumbsup:). His father is married to a Brazilian supermodel... perhaps one of the hottest women I've ever laid eyes on, we're talking jaw-dropping beautiful. My friend takes the money that his dad gives him, and pays his step mom for sex out of spite against his father.

I wish I could make this shit up.

[slipknotpsycho]

This reminds me of a similar situation that my friend is in...

My friend is insanely rich (we're talking millions here, perhaps billions... I've never asked him about it) and his father was *never* there for him as he grew up. Living without a father can create some hard feelings between a son and his parent. So my friend's father is always loading his son with money so he can do whatever the hell he wants (which is also fucking sweet for me :thumbsup:). His father is married to a Brazilian supermodel... perhaps one of the hottest women I've ever laid eyes on, we're talking jaw-dropping beautiful. My friend takes the money that his dad gives him, and pays his step mom for sex out of spite against his father.

I wish I could make this shit up.

if she's that hot i wish i could have video :p

[Jibboom]

sorry, wrong thread :jointsmile:

[happiestmferoutthere]

Thanks for bumping this thread, Jibboom. I needed a good laugh! This is some funny shit!:S5:

[birdgirl73]

I'm not sure it's so much funny as sad. I think everyone has pointed out the BS long enough for this unfortunate but imaginitive kid. My guess is it'll be a while before he writes us another example of his Penthouse Forum musings, assuming he ever visits this site again. I'm going to close this one up.