Views on Blowjobs

[13t]

WHAT A GIRL HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT


1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.

2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful.

3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face.

4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow.

5. M y ears are NOT handles.

6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done.

7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart.

8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like **** so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now.

9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol.

10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just "wrecked it" for you.

11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately afterwards is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be repeated in the future.

12. If you like how we do it, it's probabl y best not to speculate about the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that we're good at it. See also rule #2 about gratitude.

13. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about
the protein content.

14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV.


15. When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get blow jobs often enough, keep your mouth shut. It is inappropriate to either sympathize or brag.

16. Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to "kiss it good morning."


WHAT A MAN HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT


1. First of all, yes you're obligated to do it. If you don't, we will find someone (younger, prettier and dirtier) who will.

2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon full of cream is a hell of a lot easier
than licking a dead fish.

3. You want to talk about farting? Does the word "queef" mean anything to you?

4. I will use your ears as I see fit. don't worry about it and be thankful I'm not pulling your hair.

5. When you're on your period, stuffing something in your mouth is the only way to stop you from bitching and moaning. Suck it up!

6. Speaking of which, if you are bleeding for five straight days, you need all the fluids you can get. Trust me.

7. You bitch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you that we get the short end of the stick in flavor country.

8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth.

9. Play with the balls.

10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better.

11. Caress the ass, too. We like that!

12. Make hay when the sun shines. It's "wide awake" in the morning now, but when you get old & fat and looking for some action, I gah-ron-tee it'll be "sound asleep."

13. If you swallow, th en you don't have to worry about getting any on your face, now will you?

[Goddess of Green]

i myself enjoy giving my boyfriend blowjobs. however, i'm not too fond of either rules list. how can a girl be rude enough to stop if there is pubic hair? And the guy's perspective about blowjobs during periods is not very nice either...

[blazed_babe]

hahahah

the whole what a guy has to say on the subject just makes me laugh. hahahahahaha. seriously, that's all i can do right now. if a guy really thinks that? ahahahaha yeah, i probably wouldn't even speak with him. hahaha if a guy thinks like that in a relationship, then he's an ass, and has very little consideration for his girlfriend. really, all i can do is laugh at that, and be disgusted.

[psteve]

Bedtime for bozo.

[cannabis campbell]

To the person who started this thread

Are you a woman??

Most of the threads you start dont seem to be your own views but just pasted from another website.

[rebgirl420]

Yeah thats stupid. I love giving oral. I enjoy giving my boyfriend that ammount of pleasure and its a huge turn on. besides, I bet your the type of chick who would bitch that he didn't want to go down on you. You expect oral, its only fair. Have more of a open point of view, b/c once you start saying what you wont or dont like to do you close alot of opputunities to have a blast

[cannabis campbell]

For some reason i think its a man who started this thread..

[LuckyG]

Derrick Comedy's Blowjob - CollegeHumor video (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1764532)

[beachguy in thongs]

For some reason i think its a man who started this thread..

Keep us posted, Sherlock.


Blow jobs. Can't live with them. Can't live without them.

[birdgirl73]

For some reason i think its a man who started this thread..
I rather got the feeling that it was a young boy. . . .

[MadSativa]

hahah Yeah the bird is on the button again

[spliffstar22]

blowjobs are the best, me personally, i dont and will never eat pussy, just how i am, most girls i go out wit know and dont even ask, one did, i just said you do me first, and then she did, and then i played it off like i had a phonecall and got the hell outta there lol

[psteve]

I rather got the feeling that it was a young boy. . . .13t is either his age or his IQ.

[rebgirl420]

blowjobs are the best, me personally, i dont and will never eat pussy, just how i am, most girls i go out wit know and dont even ask, one did, i just said you do me first, and then she did, and then i played it off like i had a phonecall and got the hell outta there lol

Thats so obnoxious. Its not funny either, have fun with your right hand. No women in her right min would date a guy like you.

[napolitana869]

teaspoon of cream? you must not shoot very big loads

[Candnloveweed420]

hahaha i enjoyed that thoroughly

[ReUp]

To everyone making judgements on the OP. I got this chain email about 5 years ago. Its funny but not written by the OP so I doubt they are his/her personal views.

[420MissHighTimes420]

I like giving head. I wish my boyfriend would return the favor, but only has once for alitttle, whatever im happy getting fucked. and i think the best time to give on is right when he wakes up, all hard, he always wakes up with a smile on and it make sme happy.
i do agree with the one about having to give them ALLLLLLL the fucking time wen im on my period. he either begs for one or gives it to me in the bum haha. but sometimes i jsut want to sit in my room with him watch tv smoke herb and eat chocolate, lots of chocoate.

[psteve]

I wish my boyfriend would return the favor, but only has once for alitttle
:eek::eek::eek:
What, is he gay? He must be gay. There's no other explanation.

[nightlight]

blowjobs are the best, me personally, i dont and will never eat pussy, just how i am, most girls i go out wit know and dont even ask, one did, i just said you do me first, and then she did, and then i played it off like i had a phonecall and got the hell outta there lol

you do not deserve any more blowjobs sir. reciprocation is a must. sooner or later karma will catch up with you.

[Nightcrewman]

Pineapple juice has put a new perspective on blow jobs in our house:)


Cheers

NCM

[420MissHighTimes420]

:eek::eek::eek:
What, is he gay? He must be gay. There's no other explanation.

sometimes I wonder, he loves giving it to me in the ass ... and he saying giving oral just isnt his thing.
oh well, i dont even like it that much so it doesnt bother me, id rather just get fingered, which he can make me orgasim from doing so in like 3 mintues

[Blitzed]

I must admitt, I like going down on girls. Nothing I like to see better than a woman squirming with pleasure. I also really like road head, it can be quit dangerous though.

[igot4cheep]

blowjobs are the best, me personally, i dont and will never eat pussy, just how i am, most girls i go out wit know and dont even ask, one did, i just said you do me first, and then she did, and then i played it off like i had a phonecall and got the hell outta there lol

:wtf: I wish people would just tell the truth.

[Breukelen advocaat]

:wtf: I wish people would just tell the truth.
That's asking too much!

[GraziLovesMary]

:wtf: I wish people would just tell the truth.

People like him are desparate, and lying is the only way to accomplish their ends. It must suck being so pathetic.

[bluntblaze]

i sometimes times feel akward getting a bj (i have never refused nor will i ever refuse one) its mainly girls i dont know to well. but 69ers are more my style.
one thing i really hate is when a girls teeth are rubbing against my cock.. it just takes all fun and pleasure away.:(

[redrosesforabluelady]

blowjobs are the best, me personally, i dont and will never eat pussy, just how i am, most girls i go out wit know and dont even ask, one did, i just said you do me first, and then she did, and then i played it off like i had a phonecall and got the hell outta there lol


now see on the other side i enjoy eating girls out, idk i guess u gotta enjoy it to have some real fun lol

[birdgirl73]

Moderating

Easy there, kids. I just had to do some more cleanup. I know one of those now-removed threads from Spliffstar a couple of weeks back was insulting, but just make sure you're not responding to insults with further insults. That doesn't get us anywhere.

[psteve]

Moderating

Easy there, kids. I just had to do some more cleanup. I know one of those now-removed threads from Spliffstar a couple of weeks back was insulting, but just make sure you're not responding to insults with further insults. That doesn't get us anywhere.
I'm sorry.
But when he specifically ASKED to be judged, I just couldn't stop myself.
I still think my judgment was pretty accurate, and I went out of my way not to be profane.

[PdoubleOTY]

getting head is quite awesome..ive been lucky to get head from a few girls who truly enjoy it and dabble in all those fun "pornstar" style things..but as always, i ALWAYS return the favor if the situation allows..if not, i owe them one. i find eating a girl out can be extremely sexy, like really really really fucking sexy...feeling her hips and back arch, pull at my hair, grab my shoulders, everything.it's just like well hot damn,im making you feel good, awesome

[Jim M]

i find eating a girl out can be extremely sexy, like really really really fucking sexy...feeling her hips and back arch, pull at my hair, grab my shoulders, everything.it's just like well hot damn,im making you feel good, awesome

i completely agree man

[DarkHairedSativa]

11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately afterwards is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be repeated in the future.


I would like to add leaving me ther while you log back on to Cannabis.com or ICMag immediately afterwards is also NOT OK!!! lol;)

[slipknotpsycho]

my view on 'em is simple..... (before i was married of course) you don't do 'em, i'm not intrested in you, see ya!


12. If you like how we do it, it's probabl y best not to speculate about the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that we're good at it. See also rule #2 about gratitude.

err... my wife is like the master.... and i'll agree with this, it's best not to speculate... tends to lead to jealousy, and ultimately.. anger. :p

[slipknotpsycho]

hahahah

the whole what a guy has to say on the subject just makes me laugh. hahahahahaha. seriously, that's all i can do right now. if a guy really thinks that? ahahahaha yeah, i probably wouldn't even speak with him. hahaha if a guy thinks like that in a relationship, then he's an ass, and has very little consideration for his girlfriend. really, all i can do is laugh at that, and be disgusted.

here, i'll break the list down for you, it's not really how a man thinks....

WHAT A MAN HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT



1. First of all, yes you're obligated to do it. If you don't, we will find someone (younger, prettier and dirtier) who will.
if a guy is gonna find a younger, prettier and dirtier girl, he'll do it regaurdless. as for obligation, if i'm willing to 'put out' so to speak, i think you should do the same... if i refuse to go down on you, you have the same right, simple as that.


2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon full of cream is a hell of a lot easier
than licking a dead fish.
first, i wonder who has tasted cumm and thought "gee, i'd love to put this in my coffee!" the rest of the statement, is even 'insulting' to me.. :eek: next, i wanna know who's going down on a girl that tastes like dead fish... o.0 if you take care of yourself as you should, it's actually not unpleasant tasting in the least....


3. You want to talk about farting? Does the word "queef" mean anything to you?
i don't even see how these could compare, one is gas from rotting breaking down food, and one is just air being pushed in... ontop of that, she's not queefing while your head is right next to the exit hole, AND if she is, she lied to you... she farted.


4. I will use your ears as I see fit. don't worry about it and be thankful I'm not pulling your hair.
don't think i really understand the whole pulling on the ears thing, nor the hair... never done anything like it really, besides, if you've had a tooth scrape down your dick, you don't really wanna risk it happening again...


5. When you're on your period, stuffing something in your mouth is the only way to stop you from bitching and moaning. Suck it up!
this is when it's time to open a beer and watch tv, preferably at a friends house... atleast if the woman tends to turn into a total bitch around that time... i got lucky i guess, as my woman doesn't.


6. Speaking of which, if you are bleeding for five straight days, you need all the fluids you can get. Trust me.
just stupid lol...


7. You bitch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you that we get the short end of the stick in flavor country.
refer back to #2


8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth.
there's no danger in a pussy bleeding in your mouth either, unless you just push your luck.


9. Play with the balls.
nice, but not absolutely nessicary.


10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better.
i personally beg to differ.


11. Caress the ass, too. We like that!
refer back to #9


12. Make hay when the sun shines. It's "wide awake" in the morning now, but when you get old & fat and looking for some action, I gah-ron-tee it'll be "sound asleep."
meh, like the guy will still be such a looker by that time.


13. If you swallow, th en you don't have to worry about getting any on your face, now will you?
never understood the coming on the face/body thing either.... unless it's like durring sex and it's on the belly cuz she wants you to pull out... it kinda kills the mood to have to grab a towel.... swallowing does feel tons bettter (or spit it i don't care, just as long as you're not removing your mouth durring the big finish.... and lets get real, if we did that to you, you'd break our fucking neck.)

[Country Cow Freak]

she's not queefing while your head is right next to the exit hole, AND if she is, she lied to you... she farted.



OMFG You made me laugh so freaking hard you actually managed to change my mood ! I have been sitting around the house all day even though it is gorgeous out. After that belly laugh I feel good again. I'm going to grab my towel and a bowl and go take a swim in the River.

Thanx :thumbsup:

CCF

[Mississippi Steve]

It all boils down to this....

Don't expect to have anything done to you that you will not do for your partner

[Hilder420]

all hail the all- knowing mississippi steve! i couldn't have said it better meself. i love giving head, unless ur bush is out of control. i think if u keep it clean both tastste good. i would know. spliffstar's karmic comeuppance will be a swift kick to the balls.

[Tea Party]

Blowjobs are best viewed from above.:jointsmile:

[MadSativa]

yes I agree and tell here shes georgus and you like that she fits it all and tell here to look up at you and................

[rebgirl420]

....and use your hand too? hahahaha

[MadSativa]

ahh yes use your hand and massage her head and ..........grab a nice full hand full of .............hair

[rebgirl420]

Thats not what I meant but thats good too haha

[MadSativa]

did you meen ??? Im so confused like a bit of help???? slap it around a bit and thump the forhead??? cause usualy by that part I wana taste the sweet ahhh yummy yummyum

[rebgirl420]

no I meant like while giving oral you can use your hand around his..thing working him while you use your mouth...wow thats incredibly dirty haha.

[Stealth331]

Hey now....

I love this place already.

[MadSativa]

oh haha I was like what .... but I like no hands Im not opposed to hands on though..... and dirty no but good yes

[Stealth331]

You'll never forget the best BJ you've ever had.

[MadSativa]

haha is that buck wheat?

[Stealth331]

yup funny huh?