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MacWQ33
06-21-2007, 05:55 PM
I was just pondering to myself that around here, there are certain ways we talk that might not be used anywhere else. Just wanted everyone to share any words or slang or overall talk you might use with your friends or are just popular in your area.

Around here, we often substitute the word 'mad' in for 'very' or 'a lot' or 'many'.
Example: "I drank mad beers last night" or "I was mad high yesterday".

LOL, it doesn't really make a lot of sense, but a lot of people say it...probably mostly young adults and teens, but some older adults too.

Another one might be that at the end of a telephone convo or just saying
goodbye to someone, the words "lada" or "peace" or "peace out" might be used [we aren't hippies either lol].

Also, we don't pronounce the letter R in words. Example: The word "bars" would be "bahs". People from other places think it's strange, but if I hear pronounce thier R's, it will catch my attention lol.

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That's just a few, I'll add more if I think of any. Anyway, it should be interesting to see other people's ways of speaking, and also to see if some things are alike in different places. Talk away...

4twentE
06-21-2007, 05:58 PM
Milledgegrade - the term used to describe the weak ass midgrade in Milledgeville, GA people still wanted $50/qtr. for. Better than schwagg, but not real mids.

bong_man
06-21-2007, 05:58 PM
story (whats the story) - hello / hows it goin?
craic (whats the craic) - hows it goin?
gee - pussy
knob - cock
jars - pints
bollocked / tired - pissed

ah i could go on and on and on lol

Nochowderforyou
06-21-2007, 06:45 PM
Cool thread idea. :thumbsup:

Sick: means to refer to something as "cool" or "kickass" you know like, "dude, that bong is sick!"

Kid: I hear mainly the hip-hop, or the gangsta people calling each other "kid." Like, "what's happenin kid?"

Bi or Biy: Kind of hard to type, but there are a lot of Newfie's (East Coast Canadians) around here, and when they greet you, they say Biy. Like you would call your friend "bro" or "man" or "dude", they say, "how ya doin dere biy?" :p It's a mix between a Scottish and Canadian accent. It's entertaining to hear.

stinkyattic
06-21-2007, 06:48 PM
Wicked- "My girl and I had a clambake last night and got wicked baked."

crudemood
06-21-2007, 07:09 PM
flop - to cancel plans
what you saying - whats up?
arms - that totally sucks.

Matt the Funk
06-21-2007, 07:16 PM
AHahah there is too much slang for me to give examples
Fa sho- yes
Steeze- Style/stylish
Sick- Cool,dope, etc
Dope- Cool,sick, etc haahaha
Just some common ones.
Joe: Hey whats up bro I got a new bong
James: Damn that bong is dope as fuck
Joe:Fa sho

Greenport
06-21-2007, 07:50 PM
i say mad alot, yo its mad hot in this bitch.

Reefer Rogue
06-21-2007, 08:27 PM
Safe

psteve
06-21-2007, 08:43 PM
People here still say Right On.

pabloescobar209
06-21-2007, 09:11 PM
yinz instead of you guys, or y'all. so it would be "where yinz goin?"

4twentE
06-21-2007, 10:31 PM
The Truth - truely good weed

sickstrings84
06-21-2007, 10:31 PM
Well, being from Cali, I still say "Hella" a lot, out here in CO though, I hear people say "Stoked" a lot.

Lido
06-21-2007, 11:11 PM
Stinky, I always liked "wicked good!"

zino11
06-21-2007, 11:55 PM
whad up cuz!-how are you doin/what have you been doin
knowm sayin- you understand
some balla ass shit-thats nice
eh kinfolk-only used when talkin to close friends/hey
whats goin down-whats happening
im blitzed-im high
im slizzured-im drunk

zino11
06-21-2007, 11:56 PM
thats mean-thats nice as hell

Jim M
06-22-2007, 12:57 AM
'quare' (as in 'square' without the 's') = very/really
"thats quare good smoke"

"in the bits" - really drunk/stoned

"beef wings" - vagina
lol

Jim M
06-22-2007, 01:00 AM
Stay away from needle drugs, The only dope worth shooting is em mary harny

too right man:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

WEsmokeED
06-22-2007, 01:03 AM
For some stupid reason in my school when people ask each other a question the one being questioned is ALWAYS like "Uhhhhhhhh...Shit" and then gives an answer.
Weird

MyMARYJANE
06-22-2007, 01:10 AM
we have sooo many in ny

"MAD" is prob the most popular and used in like every sentence around here haha.. it means "very" or "sooo" : "I was mad high" = "I was so high" (sry someone said this before heh).... nobody on long island/nyc says "WICKED" but ive heard of that one before from other states and england too

SICK- someone mentioned this one.. it means the same thing here.. cool

SWEET- im pretty sure everyone knows what that means.. i dont even know if its really "slang"

ILL- i havent heard this one on here yet. It means something cool, fun or w/e
example: "that concert was sooo ill", "thats fuckin ill"

BLITTED- just means fucked up.. i dont use it that much but some people say it.

WORD/WERD or WORD UP- if you know what "Tru" means as far as slang goes.. this is like the same thing.
example-
ted: i'm going to chill at the bar tonight
joe: word

TRU/TRUE- works the same as "word" pretty much.

wow ok thats all for now haha.. those are the most popular, but id say "MAD" is used mad (hah)

crudemood
06-22-2007, 01:10 AM
oh yeah .. theres one
'say word' - yeah right

mikeo14
06-22-2007, 04:53 AM
zone - 1 ounce

rainbows.rsexy
06-22-2007, 05:03 AM
i have nearly six years active duty as a sailor, I've heard things like, cumdumpster, pussy-ass-boy, you fuck-stain, below-deck-bitch, punk-ass-bastard, doushebag:thumbsup:

Breukelen advocaat
06-22-2007, 06:06 AM
I admit that there's a number Brooklynisms here that even I had never heard before.

I knew a kid that could make unbelievable Carpet Guns. We could shoot pieces of linoleum half a block away into windows - or at people.

Pensy Pinkies was not slang for Spalding ("Spadleen") balls. It was a separate company that made them.

The way of pronouncing "oil" as "earl" is much more pronounced in the Bronx.



Wallear: (Wah LEE ah) To have an uncontrollable jones for something. "I've got such a wallear for a calzone." Also called a "willy" or "woo-lee".

Chips: You break it, you bought it. Example: "Hey man, can I borrow your bike?" "Sure, but chips" (Denis Hamill recalled the use of "chips" in his NY Daily News column of March 5, 2002: "Chips on the ball," Ivanicich would call, which meant that if any of us "roofed" his Spaldeen, everyone would have to chip in to pay for a new ball.)

Johnny Pump: Fire hydrant.

"Not For Nuttin' But.....": A phrase often used before telling someone the truth. As in, "not for nuttin' but, that guy you hang out with is a real duh-ta-duh."

Duh-ta-duh: An idiot or oaf.

Skully Cap: A bottle cap filled with melted wax, usually from crayons. Used in playing skelsie, or skully.

Skelsie/Skully: A children's street game. Also called "skelly", this game is mentioned in the Notorious B.I.G. masterpiece "Things Done Changed".

Skel: A junkie, street-person, or lowlife. (Two retired NYPD officers wrote us to say that "skel" was commonly used by cops on the Brooklyn beat in the early 1960's. The term had entered general usage by the 80's.)

Boss: What your local deli or bodega guy calls you when he doesn't know your name. It's a term of good will. He might even call you "Big Boss", which is even better. You don't want to be called "Pal" or "Buddy", since they usually have sarcastic overtones. If he calls you "Chief", you're really in trouble.

Weasel Deal: A deal that's not quite on the up and up...like getting that cheap stereo that "fell off the truck" or getting a "discount" on your cable hookup. "Why can't you ever buy anything in a store? It's always some weasel deal with you."

Stoop: The front stairs of your building, where you sit and gossip about the neighbors.

Stoop Ball : Street game played by throwing a ball against the stoop and catching it on the fly or on the bounce. Each ball that hit the step and was caught was worth 10 points. A "pointer" was a ball that hit the edge of the step and came back as a hard line drive that could "take your eye out". Catching a pointer on the fly was worth 100 points. Usually the ending score was 1000 points, but it could be anything agreed upon.

"She Thinks Who She Is.....": She's got a very high opinion of herself. "Did you see the attitude I got from her? She really thinks who she is, that one."

Schmeboygah: A slob of a guy.

Salugi/Saloogi: A game of "keep away" that kids play, whereby one kid's hat is stolen, and other kids continually taunt him by throwing it past him or over his head to someone else. Usually the same kid is picked on all the time. It is a widely-held theory that mayor Rudy Giuliani was often the victim of salugi. (Mr. John Burke wrote us to say that he heard "salugi" used in the 1940's on his block--115th St. between Amsterdam and Morningside in Manhattan. Thanks for your email John!)

Scootch (Or Scutch): A real pain in the ass.

Putting Chinese on the Ball: To "jinx" the ball during a game.

"You Got a Lotta Shit Wichoo": You have some nerve.

Dollars to Doughnuts: A sure thing, as in "I'll bet you dollars to doughnuts she's really a man."

Ring a Leevio/Ringolievio: A children's streetgame.

"Shakespeare, Kick in the Rear": Something you're supposed to say when two people say the same thing simultaneously.

Jinx on a coke. : Same as Shakespeare Kick in the Rear.

Thumbs, Thumbs, Hope it Comes: Same as above. The two people who said the same thing are also supposed to give each other a "thumb" handshake and make a wish.

Agita: Heartburn, or a general pain from stress. As in "you're giving me agita". Made widely popular by The Sopranos.

Goof: A good time, as in "oh, we had a goof". Can also mean to kid someone, as in "hey, I'm just goofin' on ya."

Fins (Or Finsies): To say "fins" is little like saying "not it". To say it during a game means that you can't be touched, or it grants you immunity.

Break the Devil's Dishes: To fly in the face of reason. Or alternately, to have a really wild time. Used on the CD Sacred Avenue by Artie Lamonica/Rome56. It's also said that if you step on sidewalk cracks you break the devil's dishes.

Hindoo: A do-over during a game. It also refers to a funny bounce in handball. If the ball hits where the wall meets the ground, and bounces back in a slow high arc, that ball was a "hindoo" and not to be played, thus leading to a do-over.

Dutch: Same as Hindoo.

Weisenheimer: A wiseguy.

Cugine: (Coo JEEN) A self-styled Saturday Night Fever kinda guy. Usually has slicked back hair, and sports a lot of gold. Cruising 86th Street in Bensonhurst ls sometimes derogatively referred to as "going up the cugine".

Cujinette: The consort of the Cugine. Saturday Night fever gals. Big hair, tight outfits, gum, and of course the platforms!

Goombah: This word has taken on two different meanings. Traditionally, to say that someone is a "goomba" is to say that they are like family. It is a corruption of the Italian word "compare", which can either mean "old friend" or "godfather". When someone says "We're Goombare", it implies that "we're like family". The word has also taken on a sarcastic meaning, and refers to a Brooklyn Italian version of a "Bubba" or "Good Ol' Boy". In this sense, a goomba is a somewhat ridiculous, or inflated figure who is nevertheless holds some influence in his neighborhood. If someone says "oh, that guy's a real goomba" it usually means that he's a clown, but you'd be wise not to mess with him.

Gavoon: A knucklehead. Also spelled Gavone, with alternate meaning of: someone who eats a lot. "Cafone" means "a boor" in standard Italian. Gavoon is the embellished Brooklyn version of this.

Skeeve : To totally dislike something, to be disgusted. "I skeeve that" or "I'm skeeved by him". A gross person can also be called a "skeeve" or a "skevoose". From the Italian "mi fa schifo" meaning "it makes me sick" and/or "schifoso", meaning "disgusting".

Gumare: : A longtime mistress. From the Italian "comare", which means "second mother" or "godmother". Used in slang to denote a mistress who is like a second wife.

Itchy Balls: Prickly seed pods from the London Plane tree.

Polly Noses: The "helicopter" like seed cases that fell from trees. Kids pull them apart and stick them on their nose, giving them a green parrot or "polly" nose.

Grow Legs: Something that's likely to be stolen. "Keep an eye on your suitcase. It's liable to grow legs".

Corner Man: A guy who spends much of his day sitting on a milk crate in front of a store, or on the corner. Some guys do it just to watch the world go by, other guys are "working".

Go See Where You Gotta Go: Stop wasting my time.

Coney Island Whitefish: Condoms that wash up on the beach at Coney Island.

Blind Eels: Another name for condoms washing up on the beach. Gives you a good idea as to the condition of the beach in Brooklyn.

Skank Ho: A woman of questionable hygeine and morals.

Wack/Whack: Depending on what part of Brooklyn you're from, this either means "crazy", as in "he is wack"; or it means "to rub someone out" as in "he was a rat, so he got whacked."

Stood: Past tense of "stay". As in "What a lousy day. I shoulda stood in bed".

Hiya: A greeting. The South Brooklyn version of New York City's more widely used "hawarya?"

Hey Hayadooin : An alternate greeting, or an appropriate response to "hiya".

Carfare: A subway token, or money for the subway. A holdover from the days when streetcars were the primary form of public transit.

Jeet?: Did you eat?

Jeetjet?: Did you eat yet?

For all intensive purposes: A Brooklynization of the phrase "For all intents and purposes." Others in this category include "the piece of resistance", and "it's a mere bag of shells."

Keep Chicky: To keep an open eye (keep guard) while something mischievous is being done.

Gates Are Closed: If a game is in progress, no one else can be admitted or join the game..... or if someone was not well liked, this was a perfect way of keeping the individual out of the game.

Fugazy: Not on the up and up....if someone pulled a con....a fugazy was pulled.

Mush (pronounced MOOSH): A sandwich made on a hot dog roll with sauerkraut but without the frank.

Earl: Oil

Spaldeen: Little pink ball made by Spalding. Also called a "pensy pinky".

Stick Ball: Baseball played with a broom handle and a 'Spaldeen'

Cheap : In stickball, when you hit a slow roller.

"Who died and made YOU boss?": Phrase used for letting someone know they're not running the show

"Right here!": Insulting phrase uttered while motioning to one's crotch. You can also say "overhere".

Scash-a-bang (or Scash): A beat up old, decrepit car on its last legs. If you remember in "Fatso" when Anne Bancroft sends Dom DeLuise out for Chinese food she tosses him the keys and says "Here, take the scash."

Hoop-Dee: Another term for Scash-a-bang.

Skinny Molink: Someone who is really, really, thin---almost skeletal. Also heard as "Skinny Balink" in parts of Brooklyn. (Jonathan Clement from West Wales UK writes us to say that his grandfather used the term "skinny balink" in the 1920's, and that his grandfathers first language was Welsh. There is also an old Celtic song called "Skinny Molinky" that perhaps the source of the phrase. As far as we can tell, the variant "Skinny Balink" only appears in Wales and Brooklyn. Go figure.)

"He has more (whatever) than I have hair on my head": He's got a lot of it. Example: "He's got more money than I have hair on my head" means that he's loaded

"Your sister's got a head": An expression used instead of cursing.

"He's so cheap he still has his communion money": Also heard as "he's still got the first two cents he ever made."

Don't go for cork: Another term for cheapskate.

Skive : A chisler, or cheat. Derived from the leather industry, where a skive was a knife used to shave down layers on a piece of leather.

"Hey, was your father a glazier?!?": Said to someone who's blocking your view. Also heard as "What, was your daddy a glassmaker?"

Hook you up: To give to someone a good deal or take care of them, as in "come by the bar tonight and I'll hook you up."

Off the hook: Out of control.

Lucy (or Loosie) : Bodegas in Brooklyn will often sell you a single cigarette from an open pack. The single cigarette is called a "Lucy".

Shala-bubbala : A produce salesman who came around in an open, horse-drawn wagon. He announced himself by ringing a cowbell.

Areaway/airyway : The area under the front porch, by the cellar entrance. If it's enclosed its called a "vestibule".

Fozzy-ing : To pitch baseball cards.

Mung-go : Any junk that can be salvaged and sold for money. (Brass, copper, newspaper, etc.)

Fly: Stylish, as in "that jacket is fly." Popular in the late 80's.

Give him leather : Kick someone who is down.

"He don't know from nothin." : He's not very bright.

"Your mother's ass" : What you say when you hurt yourself, like jamming a finger or stubbing a toe. Also heard as "your sister's ass".

Coolee : The buttocks.

Flatleaver : : Someone who breaks a previously made plan or date when a better opportunity comes up. Sort of a Brooklyn version of being "stood up", but worse. Example: "There is no way I am asking Jennie to come with me to Funhouse tonight. She is such a flatleaver! Last week she was supposed to go with me, but she never showed up. The next day I found out that she went to Pastels with Tony instead. I can't even believe that she flatleaved me!

Axe: Ask

Axeya : Ask you.

Hoowah : A prostitute.

Tree : The number three.

True: Through. As in "swing true da ball."

Dees, Doze, Dat : These, those, that. Some say the substitution of "d" for "th" is holdover of the old Dutch accent.

Ruff : Roof.

Chest : The game of Chess.

Chess : The chest.

Whatsamattaferu : What's the problem?

Ferclempt : Some say this means "ragged" or "hassled". Mike Meyers of SNL popularized it to mean "teary-eyed." Can we get a judge's ruling on this?

Skitching : The practice of hitching a ride on the back of a moving car by hanging on the the bumper when the street is icy, and sliding along with your feet. Also done by hanging on to the back of a bus and riding a skateboard.

Surfing : Riding flat on your stomach on the roof of a subway car. We do not recommend you try this.

Cabling : A way of getting down the block without having your feet touch the ground. Not a practice we're familiar with, but it sounds like fun. Brooklyn native John Malar describes it like this: "In my neck of Brooklyn, where the back part of two backyards lined up, there were what we called "cables" running along telephone poles that went from one end of the block to the other. They weren't really cables. They were more like piping, that held wires of some sort, I think. Anyhow, we used to cable (or go cabling) using these cables. You cabled by hanging from a section of cable and traversing it hand over hand. Cabling was part of trying to go from one end of the block to the other without ever touching the ground.. You did this by walking along the back edge of a garage roof, walking along the top of a fence, or by cabling--whatever it took. The physical part was the easy part. The hard part was avoiding detection by the neighbors whose yards you were trespassing in."

Carpet Gun: A homemade toy gun. Again, we turn to John Malar for a description: "This was a gun made out of a long, flat, narrow piece of wood, a clothes pin (the kind that opens and closes), and a rubber band. The rubber band was attached to the far end of the piece of wood. You pulled the rubber band back toward you and held it in place with the clothes pin. You then loaded it with a small piece of roofing shingle and shot it by opening the clothes pin. Carpet guns were extremely inaccurate, but the weapon of choice when we attacked the kids around the corner."

Sliding Pon: A regular playground slide. Also called a sliding pond. We have no idea why.

Potsy: Hopscotch

Kick the Can: A cross between baseball and kickball, where the four corners of the block become the four bases. The "batter" kicks a soda can, and if it's "fly" he runs toward first base, which is the corner to his right, across the street. Cars speeding through the intersection add a real edge to the action.

Johnny On A Pony: Known as "Buck-Buck" in New England and other parts of the country, a particularly brutal game where one kid grabs on to a fire hydrant (or a tree) while two other kids grab onto him from behind and hold on tight. Then, one by one, other kids take a running start and jump on their backs, trying to make them collapse. Chiropractors everywhere have make a good living off this game.

Egg Creme : A drink made of seltzer, milk, and syrup that has neither eggs nor cream in it.

Lemon Ice: All flavors of ice are called lemon ice. A cherry flavored ice is a "cherry lemon ice". A lemon flavored ice is a "regular lemon ice".

Charlotte Russe: A favorite Brooklyn treat consisting of pound cake in a cylindrical cardboard container with a false bottom, topped with whipped cream and a cherry.

Hero: A sandwich made on a small loaf of bread. In some places it's called a grinder, in others its a sub or a hoagie.

Stoolpigeon: A rat or snitch. Also called a "stoolie".

Yooze: Plural of "you". Also correct is "yooze guys". Probably derived from Irish dialect, as "youse" turns up in Civil War era Irish songs. In some parts of Brooklyn, people will say "yuz guys": this is similar to the New England dialect, except New Englanders just say "yuz" and drop the word "guys". "Y'all" is starting to make inroads some neighborhoods, but this is definitely of Southern origin. We are still waiting for the New Orleanian "all y'all" to make its first appearance.

Tar Beach: The roof of an apartment building when used in the summer for sunbathing.

Downtown: To say you're going downtown means that you're going to in downtown Brooklyn, the general area around Fulton or Court Street. Going to Manhattan is referred to as "Going to the City" or even "Going to New York", a holdover from the days when Brooklyn was its own city.

El: Subway tracks that run over the street. Probably the most famous Brooklyn "el" is the McDonald Avenue line featured in the car chase in "The French Connection".

Crooklyn: A reference to Brooklyn's reputation as a dangerous place. Made popular by the eponymous 1994 film by Spike Lee. The first exit off the Brooklyn Bridge sports a sign saying, "Brooklyn", with an arrow, indicating which way to turn to enter the borough, as opposed to staying on the highway. In the 1970s, the sign had a graffito "C" over the "B", effectively turning "Brooklyn" into "Crooklyn". Because the city was broke, the sign stayed that way for nearly a decade.

The "Don't-Go-On-Us" : The Gowanus Expressway. An elevated highway through South Brooklyn, "Dont-Go-On-Us" is a reference to the Gowanus' rep as being the slowest way to get to Manhattan, because it is always backed up with traffic. Also known as Interstate 278, the Gowanus used to have a perverse hair-pin curve near the Brooklyn-Battery Tunnel merge where the speed limit suddenly dropped from 55mph to 25mph, and scores of unsuspecting long-distance truckers who didn't take the 25mph speed limit seriously found themselves airborne off the expressway and plummiting down into the streets below. The curve has since been fixed, but the Expressway is still in the middle of a renovation project which should be completed sometime in the year 2525. Brooklynites proudly refer to the alternative as "taking the streets".

Bo-nasty: Someone who is well dressed but dirty.

Illiewhacker, Illy: The kinda guy who's always trying to sell you the Brooklyn Bridge.

Face Fins: moustache

Two Cent Plain: A drink consisting of plain seltzer.

Shlub: A slob or clumsy oaf. From Polish, meaning "blockhead".

Putz: A pretty nasty Yiddish insult that's often used by people who don't know what it means. When former senator Alfonse "Pothole" D'Amato called challenger Chuck Schumer a "putz" in front of a Jewish audience, it became pretty clear that old Senator Pothole's time was up.

Scumbag: A super jerk.

The Bomb: The best, as in "their new CD is the bomb".

Blow Up: To get popular or famous.

Punks: Slender cork tipped sticks that kids lit and pretended to smoke. Used to light fireworks on the 4th of July.

By popular request, a little taste of Italy with a Brooklyn twist:

Cugutza: Hard head.

Manzo le gausha: "Between your legs!"

Botta de sango: Burst a blood vessel

Filgia de butana: Daughter of an unsavory woman.

Mingia Muerta: A very strong way of saying "holy cow". In Italy, the meaning is a bit worse, but we're talking BK here.

Madone: Something like saying "Oh my God." Literally: "Madonna"

Scoumbaish : When you cook, make sure you have enough for everyone. Don't scoumbaish.

Shem :A jerk, or a stupid person. Short for the Italian word pronounced Shemanooda.

Shongod :Someone who's all messed up, slovenly, or broken down. Also heard as "scoshod" or "shungada".

Bacchousa: Bathroom. From "back house" which is where the bathroom was before indoor plumbing.

And due to overwhelming demand, we had to add:

Fuggedaboudit: Never mind

Brooklynisms (http://www.lampos.com/brooklyn.htm)

NteeM
06-22-2007, 06:38 AM
Hehe, I wanna live in Brooklyn now.

I live in Brooklyn and a lot of those are outdated beyond my time, and a lot of those I've never even heard. :wtf:

slipknotpsycho
06-22-2007, 07:21 AM
erm.. just naming all the ones i can think of.... alot may be outdated as hell..

tight - cool
crunchy - stupid (you feel crunchy you feel stupid...)
sweet - cool
cracking (what's cracking - what's up)
crunk - (dunno exactly of a term, but getting rowdy while getting drunk)
go upside your head (hit you in your head)
bust you in your grill (hit you in the mouth)
scuff (slap you in the back of th head for saying/doing something stupid... i.e., that's a scuff...)

Lido
06-22-2007, 03:04 PM
nice copy & paste , Breukelen.

Greenport
06-22-2007, 03:29 PM
yeah Ny's slang is the shit, brooklyn, manhattan all of em. Another slang 1 I use Grimey. like that shits mad grimey.

Breukelen advocaat
06-22-2007, 03:48 PM
Here's one from some years ago:
Letter from Bill Gates, Re: Windows Brooklyn Edition

Dear Consumas:

It has come ta our attention dat a coupola copies of the
WINDOWS98/BROOKLYN EDITION may have accidentally bin shipped outsida Brooklyn. If ya got one a dese, you may need some help understandin' da commands.

Da Brooklyn edition may be recognized by da unique openin' screen. It reads:
"WINDAS 98," wit a background picture of Grand Army Plaza. When you start da program, insteada da usual "harpy, stringy" music, you hear da team from
da Godfadda. It is also shipped wit a Sopranos screen sava.

Please also note:
*Recycle Bin is labeled "Staten Island."
*My Computer is called "My Friggin' Computa."
*The Inbox is referred to as "Da Trunk."
*Deleted Items are referred to as "Wacked," "Erased," or "Rubbed Out."
*Dial up Networking is called "Da Bar."
*Control Panel is known as the "Da Bosses."
*Performin' an "illegal operation" is known as "enhancin' the family business" and will actually maximize da program instead of shuttin' it down.
*Hard Drive is referred to as "Da BQE (Brooklyn-Queens Expressway) Rush Hour."
*Instead of an error message a "You ain't gonna friggin' believe dis!" pops up.

CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN DA BROOKLYN EDITION:
OK.............Sure ting
Cancel.........Fugetaboutit
Reset..........Start Ova
Yes............Yeah
No.............Naaaaaah
Find...........Put a contract out on
Browse.........Get a looksee
Back...........U toin
Help..........(Help ain't available - yous don't need no stinkin' help)
Stop...........Knock it off
Start..........Move it!
Settings.......Dese are da rules

Also note dat any voice recognishin software run on da BROOKLYN EDITION platform don't recognize da letta "R."

Some programs and udder accesseries dat are exclusive to WINDAS 98:
Typa..............A word processin' program
Printa............Printer
Calculata.........Calculator
Solitare..........Seven Card Stud

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NothingMoreThenTruth
06-22-2007, 04:30 PM
Whats up = I am pleased to make your acquaintance and would like to know how you are currently doing.


Great = Things are indeed, great.

MacWQ33
06-26-2007, 02:11 AM
Some nice responses here...good stuff. Some I was confused by, but it's all good.


Wicked- "My girl and I had a clambake last night and got wicked baked."

Oh yeah, 'wicked' is a wicked great adjective. I'm sure Stinky knows all about pahkin' her cah haha.

Some more random slang off the top of my head...

What's the deal?/What's good? - What's up?
Zip - Ounce
Shitfaced/Hammered/Shattered/Wasted/Wrecked - Drunk
Zapped/Snapped - charlie high

Those are probably common though...here's a good one that we say...

Auto-Pilot - Being so drunk/fucked up that you are there physically, although making rash decisions mentally. Kind of self explanatory but hard to explain in text.

Can't think of any more right now...but I know there's a lot more.

Ganj
06-26-2007, 02:21 AM
erm.. just naming all the ones i can think of.... alot may be outdated as hell..

tight - cool
crunchy - stupid (you feel crunchy you feel stupid...)
sweet - cool
cracking (what's cracking - what's up)
crunk - (dunno exactly of a term, but getting rowdy while getting drunk)
go upside your head (hit you in your head)
bust you in your grill (hit you in the mouth)
scuff (slap you in the back of th head for saying/doing something stupid... i.e., that's a scuff...)

I know you here that "minute" a lot, slip. We use the term "minute" to describe any length of time. For example:

"Are you coming over?"
"Yeah, I will be there in a minute."
or
"Damn, fool...How've ya been? I haven't seen you in a minute."

Get it?

I also use the term "fool" a lot. I don't know...I think it's a Mexican thing, but all you whities feel free to use it, because it is merely another word for friend, and is rarely used to deliberately offend.

thcbongman
06-26-2007, 03:07 AM
Looking at this list, I'm sure I annoyed everyone here using erratic slang everyday that ranges from surfer to inner-city slang.

To be honest I really don't get annoyed by slang. I find it fascinating hearing new terms.

slipknotpsycho
06-26-2007, 04:54 AM
I know you here that "minute" a lot, slip. We use the term "minute" to describe any length of time. For example:

"Are you coming over?"
"Yeah, I will be there in a minute."
or
"Damn, fool...How've ya been? I haven't seen you in a minute."

Get it?

I also use the term "fool" a lot. I don't know...I think it's a Mexican thing, but all you whities feel free to use it, because it is merely another word for friend, and is rarely used to deliberately offend.

yeah, actually it was a term slung around alot between <my last name> and casper brothers.. me and my bro kinda took him in then we developed a name for our lil 'threesome' group that was <mylastname> and casper brothers...

lol... his favorite term was 'minute'... 'man if you get caught for that stolen car you're gonna be in there for a minute' 'i ain't had any jack (whiskey) in a good minute' etc etc.... i just couldn't think of any to add....

RedLocks
06-26-2007, 10:32 AM
I know you here that "minute" a lot, slip. We use the term "minute" to describe any length of time. For example:

"Are you coming over?"
"Yeah, I will be there in a minute."
or
"Damn, fool...How've ya been? I haven't seen you in a minute."

Get it?



AKA "a hot minute"

one I hear often, basically every time I see a friend

"what's good?"
also of course we call people yo, kid, son, dog(daww) I'll leave out the Spanish slang I guess heh

LIP
06-26-2007, 02:38 PM
Well, Cockney Rhyming slang is the biggest around me, because im in London.

Want me to list everything? Well, really there was no point in asking that coz im not writing down the hundreds of pages of it.

I'll do a few coz im busy.

Battlecruiser - Boozer [pub]
Nut - [head]
Canista - [head]
Lemon - Lemon Tart [smart]
Arristottle - bottle [bottle and glass = arse] Arris
North - south [mouth]
bee's n honey - money
monkey - 500 nicker
pony - £25
ton - £100
weight - pound [lb]
Nuclear sub - pub
Roger iron rusted - TV busted
custard - TV
liza - menelli [tele]
Claret - blood
Ping pong tiddly - strongest
Jam rollsler ready for action - arseholes
Birdsnest - chest
Apples and pares - stairs
Google - TV
Garden gate - Mate
China plate - mate
Kosher - Legit
coma - calm



I could carry on all day and all night - THIS is how i speak all day everyday, im a cockney to the bone and im fucking proud of it.

London has the best slang in the world - because our slang is our language!

EAST FUCKING LONDON!

BUZz UK
06-26-2007, 03:30 PM
Round my way we say 'groin'. For example:

"Yeah man, that's proper groin"

"Get your MerryWhistle round this fat groiner"

"Touch a Partridge! Look at the groin on that"

"Groin ting!"




...

Adrenaline Rush
06-26-2007, 03:42 PM
story (whats the story) - hello / hows it goin?
craic (whats the craic) - hows it goin?
gee - pussy
knob - cock
jars - pints
bollocked / tired - pissed

ah i could go on and on and on lol

LoL. I can relate to knob. We use that slang out here some times. We also use "mob". (mob=suck).

EXAMPLE: Did she mob on your knob? OR She was mobbing on my knob.

We also use....

what's crackuhlackin? = what's going on?

Al Pu Tach (pronounced AL POO TaCH) = off the hook

There's just too many to post. Considering I'm mexican/american I tend to speak alot of spanglish and who knows how many made up words are in that vocabulary alone. the funny thing is somehow we understand each and every one of them.

Purple Banana
06-26-2007, 05:48 PM
Sexual- Something good, like "That cake was sexual"
Cool beans- Good, or cool
Mad- Crazy or a lot.
Crunk- REALLY drunk, crazy drunk, stoned and drunk
BP- Bowl pack, or barn party
Bmore- Baltimore, or bawlmer
DC- Washington DC
Hit the road- Leaving

All of your standard stuff...

BabyFacedAbortion
06-26-2007, 06:05 PM
What's good/What's poppin'? - What's up?
Mad - lots
Yous - You all
You're a piece - You're a piece ..of shit.
Bank/Bankin'/Go to the Bank - Get high, be high, ect.
Hot minute - either a long time or a short time.

I dunno, lots of jersey/east coast slang around here. We adapt a lot of slang from philly and nyc too, since we're pretty much smack dab in the middle of both of 'em.

ipodguy
06-26-2007, 06:54 PM
hella thizz hyphy

spliffstar22
06-26-2007, 09:21 PM
blitzout, blitzface, blitted- high
slizzered, sclashed, splashed, trashed- drunk
safe- arite
eZ- bye
1 love-bye
peace-bye
bwoy dem- cops

Juggnoxalo
06-26-2007, 09:27 PM
What it do - Whats up
Cutie Pie - Quarter Pound
You know it's on - Yes
Got a stick - Got a joint
Got a square - Got a smoke (cig)
Rock em' - Go knock their ass out
Deuces - Peace

Psycho4Bud
06-27-2007, 12:17 AM
Uff-da.......something outragious
Ex-Box.........ex-wife

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

ghosty
06-27-2007, 12:26 AM
grip- a lot, or a longer period of time i.e. "there's a grip of people at this party" "man, i havent had sushi in a grip"

chill- laid back, mellow, safe to smoke "go ahead and smoke here dude, it's chill"

BabyFacedAbortion
06-27-2007, 12:29 AM
Ghosty are in PA?

ghosty
06-27-2007, 12:36 AM
nah im in MN

MacWQ33
06-27-2007, 03:17 AM
Ex-Box.........ex-wife


LOL! Shit, that's a good one.

And ghosty, I use 'chill' a lot in different contexts. Kind of funny...whenever someones calls me, no matter what I'm doing and they're like 'What's up?', I usually reply 'Just chillen right now' even if I'm like working lol. Just a habit.

Some alcohol slang...

'Rack' - 30 pack of beer
'Twelvie' - 12 pack of beer
'Party Ball' - Draught beerball, which consists of 55 12oz beers [picture below]
'Strike-out' - Bong-rip, hold in then chug beer and take a shot, exhale

RedLocks
06-27-2007, 10:19 AM
i forgot about
"good looking out" anytime someone does something for ya it's good looking out

Nightcrewman
06-27-2007, 11:47 AM
I was brought up by my Gran till I was about ten and she taught me loads of local Scottish dialect, she used to say that you can read all there is to read about us and look at all the pictures but the only way to get to know an this place (South Ayrshire) is to get in amongst the folk and listen to them.

Some of my favorite words

Scunner, someone who is being naughty i.e "you wee scunner"

Sleekit, someone who is a bit sly or dodgy.

Haud yer wheesht, hold your tongue, stop talking.

Skelpit smacked, whacked, if you were a wee scunner you might get your arse skelpit

There are many more I could list but the forum servers probably aren't big enough.

Cheers
NCM

4twentE
06-28-2007, 07:08 AM
Assassin - that little bitty stem that sneaks into your joint and punches through the paper while rolling or smoking it.

ghosty
06-28-2007, 07:13 AM
snow turtles - the huge chunks of snow that builds up on the mudflaps of cars and trucks in the winter then falls off and freezes as a bump in the road

deadhead65
09-02-2007, 05:44 PM
pissa = good

wicked pissa = really good

wicked pissa balsy = really really good

:D

MacWQ33
09-02-2007, 06:05 PM
pissa = good

wicked pissa = really good

wicked pissa balsy = really really good

:D

LOL...I can tell you're from where I'm from...

Good place to be for sports this year! :thumbsup:

Orzy
09-02-2007, 06:36 PM
mingleweed - weed from Minglewood(el scary part of town)
flippy dips - flip flops
slippy dips - slip ons
potted/planted - couch locked
pot ass - stoner
dumb/retarded - stoned ex: "Lets go get retarded!"

tuete
09-02-2007, 07:06 PM
like you know trees man

JohnHerer
09-02-2007, 07:15 PM
Slang is stupid especially when you hear it from someone:D.

Distortion
09-02-2007, 07:41 PM
mad
what i said
beast
brutal

deonog
09-02-2007, 07:42 PM
fam-mo - buddy , friend
holla - goodbye
dig that - that was hot/kool
presidential - blunt of kush
Dick Chaney - blunt of dro
Reggie Miller - mid grade/schwagg
duck hunt - a scavenger smoker
no doze/rollers - gone on that X
bin lad - three different dro/kush in 1 clear wrap
George bush - a dude that donâ??t pull out

make it legal
09-02-2007, 09:45 PM
Lately I've been hearing people saying the word "dirty" for things like cool and stuff like that.

"That guitar solo was dirty"

I don't know why but this kinda pisses me off. I don't mind any other slang, shit I use it myself, but what the fuck, "dirty?" It just sounds really annoying to me.

Its a Plant
09-02-2007, 09:57 PM
Slang is stupid especially when you hear it from someone:D.
Haha I agree. :S2:

There's not much slang that seems to stick out to me, other than when we joke around and say "heady" for everything. Like, "hey you got some heady nuggets." Then it moved onto anything and everything haha like "you want some of my heady apple juice?"

We first heard it at festivals and it's been a running joke since. Other than that, slang just sounds goofy as hell when you hear or read it. :jointsmile:

higher4hockey
09-02-2007, 10:55 PM
flatlander~someone from the city.

Born To Stone
09-02-2007, 11:56 PM
Can't think of many but.........

Aye up = Hello
Lots of people say 'bare' to mean lots but i dont get that and a lot of people use 'safe' as hi but its meant to be a pisstake of certain people but when you use it yourself so much it's no longer a pisstake and just copyin some lame catchphrase instead

deadhead65
09-03-2007, 04:40 PM
LOL...I can tell you're from where I'm from...

Good place to be for sports this year! :thumbsup:


lol


spankmees = yankees

"manny bein' manny"

"big papi"

6 games up baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!:thumbsup:

wil86
09-03-2007, 05:05 PM
Long - When something requires alot of effort and you cant be arsed. "Walk all the way to my house? Thats long!"

Safe - Describes someone or something that is good/cool. Also used as a greeting like "Ah safe Joe".

Bare - Alot or an excessive amount of something. "This music is bare loud" "I just picked up bare green".

Moke/Mokeachino - Just means smoke. "Yeah dude, come for a moke" "Fancy going for a mokeachino?"

Thats about all i can think of atm.

ipodguy
09-04-2007, 02:21 AM
ey bey bey= nobody knows

RedLocks
09-04-2007, 01:44 PM
damn u mass/conn/RI kids, wicked wicked wicked AHHH STOP WITTH THE WICKED ALREADY!! lol.. company I used to work for used to throw a lot of parties in NE clubs, used to drive me nutz

KomfortablyKnumb
09-04-2007, 04:50 PM
B.C. = burn cruise = drive around while smoking weed.
I thought everyone knew that until I went away to college.