Jesus doesnt love you

[Tom Swierzbinski]

And nobody else does either. :wtf:

[thcbongman]

....

[StonedAssasin]

Get this shit outta here...

[4gan2ja0]

....

i think he said it best

[beachguy in thongs]

Tom Swierzbinski, the first member to use a full name. Mommy's always love you. If your's doesn't, you'll find one that does.

[MFer]

This topic reminded me of a picture.

[BlAzInIt4:20]

but i was always told Jesus loves everyone....

[WEsmokeED]

Christianity? HAHAHAHAHA what a joke

[geonagual]

Who is Jesus?

[BlAzInIt4:20]

that man that visits you in the middle of the night geo.. you know who im talking about ;)

[LimeCush]

jesus loves us all

[Mike23artist]

burn in hell

[Breukelen advocaat]

Right!

[psteve]

...

[Celeste]

i love billion.... :p

[4twentE]

There are lots of people in love with themselves.

[mamma puffpuff420]

Who is Jesus?

jesus is the guy that died on a cross 4 all ur sin's and mine
the man that gave his life's blood so u could live
just because something mite go wrong in ur life,doesnt mean he's not there
watching over u
God nor Jesus made our problem's we did
God made us good
we fucked it up
dont loose ur faith my good friend
seek and ye shall find
if we dont believe in God or Jesus, how can he help us

[Darth Vapor]

Who is Jesus?

The Jesus
I see you rolled your way into the
semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and
me, we're gonna fuck you up.

DUDE
Yeah well, ya know, that's just,
like uh, your opinion, man.

(The Jesus looks at Walter.)

The Jesus
Let me tell you something, pendejo.
You pull any your crazy shit with
us, you flash a piece out on the
lanes, I'll take it away from you
and stick it up your ass and pull
the fucking trigger till it goes
"click".

DUDE
Jesus.

The Jesus
You said it, man. Nobody fucks with
the Jesus.

[Reefer Rogue]

Praise Christ.

[blazed_babe]

The Jesus
I see you rolled your way into the
semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and
me, we're gonna fuck you up.

DUDE
Yeah well, ya know, that's just,
like uh, your opinion, man.

(The Jesus looks at Walter.)

The Jesus
Let me tell you something, pendejo.
You pull any your crazy shit with
us, you flash a piece out on the
lanes, I'll take it away from you
and stick it up your ass and pull
the fucking trigger till it goes
"click".

DUDE
Jesus.

The Jesus
You said it, man. Nobody fucks with
the Jesus.


right on dude, right on :thumbsup: the big lebowski rocks

[MinusRyan]

f-this thread! :D

[Darth Vapor]

The Dude smokes pot. The Dude's cool with me.

I love when the rich Lebowski is telling his tale of woe by the fireplace, and one of the first things the Dude says is, "You mind if I do a jay?"

Sometimes forgotten, but I think The Big Lebowski is as good a pothead movie there is out there.

[REEFERDREAMZ]

:jointsmile::jointsmile:Jesus may love you, but the rest of the world thinks your an asshole.

LMAO....... seen it on a Tshirt.

Hows everyone been , went fished tonight.

wow 408am to early for this

hittingthe hay. Peace.:thumbsup:

[cannabis campbell]

Thats true, the only person you can TRULY depends on is YOURSELF, cant depend on family or friends be your own person.

Is this what you meant tom?

[Fugitive]

He did it for you :(

[beachguy in thongs]

If Jesus read this thread, he'd love you all for the bringing him hilarity.

[psteve]

And nobody else does either. :wtf:
I know you are a LIAR because I love MYSELF.
Jesus may love you, but I'm not him.

[Skink]

Well not in that way,,,but he does love me...

[Nochowderforyou]

Drones since the dawn of time
Compelled to live your sheltered lives
Not once has anyone ever seen
Such a rise of pure hypocracy
I'll instigate I'll free your mind
I'll show you what I've known all this time

God Hates Us All, God Hates Us All
You know it's true, God hates this place
You know it's true, he hates this race

Homicide-Suicide
Hate heals, you should try it sometime
Strive for Peace with acts of war
The beauty of death we all adore
I have no faith distracting me
I know why your prayers will never be answered

God Hates Us All, God Hates Us All
He Fuckin' hates me

Pessimist, Terrorist targeting the next mark
Global chaos feeding on hysteria
Cut throat, slit your wrist, shoot you in the back fair game
Drug abuse, self abuse searching for the next high
Sounds a lot like hell is spreading all the time
I'm waiting for the day the whole world fucking dies

I never said I wanted to be God's disciple
I'll never be the one to blindly follow

Man made virus infecting the world
Self-destruct human time bomb
What if there is no God would you think the fuckin' same
Wasting your life in a leap of blind faith
Wake the fuck up can't ignore what I say
I got my own philosophy

I hate everyone equally
You can't tear that out of me
No segregation -separation
Just me in my world of enemies

I never said I wanted to be God's disciple
I'll never be the one to blindly follow
I'll never be the one to bear the cross-disciple

I reject this fuckin' race
I despise this fuckin' place


Got to love Slayer. :thumbsup:

[Tom Swierzbinski]

Thats true, the only person you can TRULY depends on is YOURSELF, cant depend on family or friends be your own person.

Is this what you meant tom?

I dont know! Twas a bit muntered.
So yes, that is what I meant :D

[Adrenaline Rush]

jesus loves us all


Amen brother, Amen to that!

[bong_man]

mary cheated / jesus was nuts

[S.P.Q.R.]

Fuck Jesus and Fuck everyone else

[psteve]

Yosemite Sam doesn't love you either.

[couch-potato]

Yosemite Sam doesn't love you either.


BLASPHEMY!

[Hardcore Newbie]

Thats true, the only person you can TRULY depends on is YOURSELF, cant depend on family or friends be your own person.

Is this what you meant tom?

That's a satanist motto :wtf:

[Tom Swierzbinski]

Hardcore Newbie...

What I wanna know is, how do you know that?

Edit: LOL at this being in spirituality!

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Hardcore Newbie...

What I wanna know is, how do you know that?





We all know a bit about the other religions really.

I don't think you can say that's a satanist motto though. Even if satanists believe it, it's a pretty simple philosophy that many non-satanists would believe. I mean, for an analogy, the Nazi's believed in setting up a kick-ass highway program in their day. Doesn't mean any politician that works on highways is a nazi lol.

[orange floyd]

jesus is the guy that died on a cross 4 all ur sin's and mine
the man that gave his life's blood so u could live
just because something mite go wrong in ur life,doesnt mean he's not there
watching over u
God nor Jesus made our problem's we did
God made us good
we fucked it up
dont loose ur faith my good friend
seek and ye shall find
if we dont believe in God or Jesus, how can he help us

"god is dead
And no one cares
If there is a hell
Then I'll see you there"-heres, NIN

notice the subtle blasphemy in the first line lol

[mseerob]

And nobody else does either. :wtf:

And what prove do you have that he doesn't

[Nochowderforyou]

Fuck Jesus and Fuck everyone else

Exactly.

An invisible man in the sky and an evil man who lives underground, and who is crazy? ;)

"I worship the sun before I do god, because you actually see the sun"
-George Carlin

God can kiss my ass and jesus can suck me off. :S4:

No god=no satan.

Independance, choosing not to be a sheep in a flock.

"Whoever can't stand on their own is the weaker being"

[psteve]

"Whoever can't stand on their own is the weaker being"
And he who helps the weak is truly the strongest of all.

[Hardcore Newbie]

Hardcore Newbie...

What I wanna know is, how do you know that?

Edit: LOL at this being in spirituality!

It was in an interesting subject in highschool. I researched a bit about Satanism, and basically Satanist believe that Satan was the "champion of man" and it had some really good beliefs (tho not all of them). It's ll about taking care of yourself before anyone else. in some extremes it's fairly greedy, like you could take it as saying that you shouldn't help anyone if it endangers yourself, but in moderate circumstances it has fairly good rules.

[PureEvil760]

Sucks you look at yourself that way.

[Tom Swierzbinski]

Exactly.

An invisible man in the sky and an evil man who lives underground, and who is crazy? ;)

"I worship the sun before I do god, because you actually see the sun"
-George Carlin

God can kiss my ass and jesus can suck me off. :S4:

No god=no satan.

Independance, choosing not to be a sheep in a flock.

"Whoever can't stand on their own is the weaker being"

Nochowder, do you ever feel that there might be a higher being, maybe not something that created us but something that looks over us? Not a God per se, but more like a guardian angel?

Or is that all bollocks to you? :smokin:

[psteve]

Big brother is watching you.

[PureEvil760]

Independance, choosing not to be a sheep in a flock.



Major hypocritical shit there lol, its like a fish saying its not a fish. You think you're indipendent? Do you know what independent means..?

[rebgirl420]

jesus!

[Oil_Man]

jesus is the guy that died on a cross 4 all ur sin's and mine
the man that gave his life's blood so u could live
just because something mite go wrong in ur life,doesnt mean he's not there
watching over u
God nor Jesus made our problem's we did
God made us good
we fucked it up
dont loose ur faith my good friend
seek and ye shall find
if we dont believe in God or Jesus, how can he help us


uhhhh whos god??? i heard of this jew named jesus once, but that was a long time ago an he died


ps. how did jesus die for the sins that im gonna do later on tonight?