Which historical figure would you impregnate?

[NextLineIsMine]

I would impregnate Thomas Edison so while he was throwing up from morning sickness I could sneak out of bed and swipe his ideas. :rastasmoke:

[nightlight]

I would impregnate Notorious B.I.G.

[stinkyattic]

I don't know if The Governator has yet acheived 'historical figure' status, but he'd look hella funny with a little bowling ball belly.
It's naaaht a tuuuumah!
:D

[psteve]

Betty Boop.

[gmoney88]

pochahontas

[yoda]

i would impregnate john rockefeller(sp?)

[sam44]

I would impregnate Thomas Edison so while he was throwing up from morning sickness I could sneak out of bed and swipe his ideas. :rastasmoke:

its pretty fuckin funny/gross to think about thomas edison getting nailed by a dude :stoned:

[FloydFan]

Helen Keller

[Metaphor]

David Koresh
Charles Manson
Adolf Hitler
and of course
Jesus.

[Breukelen advocaat]

Mother Teresa, by artificial insemination.

Then make her get an abortion.

[jdub61]

i'm gonna take the obvious answer: marilyn monroe

[Greenport]

Elvis

[Dr.Hashman]

Mary Magdalen lol...

[BabyFacedAbortion]

I don't know if The Governator has yet acheived 'historical figure' status, but he'd look hella funny with a little bowling ball belly.
It's naaaht a tuuuumah!
:D



Hehehe. Good movie.

[stinkyattic]

Whoa. Weird. Someone thought of that before me.. honestly I live under a ROCK (no cable, no TV in the house at all, don't get out much) and did not know that movie existed.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Ahahah it's pretty damn old..I saw it...god, atleast 5 years ago and was my fav. for a while. It's HILARIOUS.

[Reefer Rogue]

H. Tubman

[rainbows.rsexy]

Amelia Airhart, while airborne

[Nightcrewman]

The virgin mary LOL that would really fuck things up
WHOSE THE DADDY? WHOSE THE DADDY?

I AM THE DADDY!! Up yours Joseph!

NCM

[rtafts]

cleopatra

[bobthenuker]

The virgin mary LOL that would really fuck things up
WHOSE THE DADDY? WHOSE THE DADDY?

I AM THE DADDY!! Up yours Joseph!

NCM

That would make you god sir...

[the_camel]

I'd have to pick Hitler.. I would Fuck him up so bad, I'd make him do Sick BDSM/POISION GAS/BANANA Porn stuff.. See how he'd like it.

But if hitler was'nt up for the taking..... I'd chose..... The pope.. Fuck it why not.

Lol.

Peace :thumbsup:

[rainbows.rsexy]

Amelia Airhart, while airborne

go air force beat hijacked air guppy

[happiestmferoutthere]

Betty Boop.

:rolleyes:

[jdub61]

Amelia Airhart, while airborne

hell, for all we know it's already been done and that's why the bitch crashed her plane :jointsmile:

[Skink]

Myself...

[GraziLovesMary]

The virgin mary LOL that would really fuck things up
WHOSE THE DADDY? WHOSE THE DADDY?

I AM THE DADDY!! Up yours Joseph!

NCM

ASSHOLE!!!!!! I was so gonna say that... :( And Monroe is taken too... fuck.. Now I gotta think... I really wanted to fuck the virgin mary too :( :( lmao

[GraziLovesMary]

Lady Gwynnivere.. because something tells me I already fucked her in a past life and it was reeeaaaallll good. Hey... maybe I built a time machine in the future, and went back in time and impregnated her, and thats why history is the way it is... and if I dont end up impregnating her this during time-dimension maybe history will be changed forever. So wait... would that make me my own ancestor??? Ewww......

[beachguy in thongs]

Impregnate, huh?

Well, it wouldn't be a guy, I'm certain of that.

Marilyn Monroe, and I'd see her all the way through it.

Oh, they can't be taken. How about Martha Washington? I'm sure George got the hot girls.

[beachguy in thongs]

Eh. Not bad.

edit: Maybe in her younger years.

I don't know what to think, anymore.

[orangeman]

Tupac :p

[Nightcrewman]

ASSHOLE!!!!!! I was so gonna say that... :( And Monroe is taken too... fuck.. Now I gotta think... I really wanted to fuck the virgin mary too :( :( lmao

Hey, maybe she will go two up LOL, bags me on first :)

Cheers
NCM

[skatin_foo15]

Harry Anslinger's mother, before she met his father.

Hmm other than that maybe a cave woman then teach the kid modern science.

haha! good choice! that would have made our lives alot better. anyone esle get what he said?

[cbr420]

i would make some babies with, Dwight D. Eisenhower so he could drop some more nukes on our F***** world right now. Also Jimmy page, Robert plant, and probably the halo guys cause i could never live without that.

[Darth Vapor]

That chick that sat 3 rows up from me, in 11th grade Modern Political History class.

What? Technically, she is an Historical Figure to me, seeing as I always thought about impregnating her, in my history class.

[cannabis campbell]

Hmm i cant think of any "historical figures" i would have sex with lol.

[zino11]

:yippee:Oprah,not cause i want to but because id marry her then divorce her!lol,then me and my kid would be rich!Filthy fn rich but thats not me thats the greed speakin

[jessem98]

helen of troy, byammm boyy she fine

[roth89]

princess diana

[DreadConches]

Joan of Arc and Lady Godiva.

[GreenLadyOfDankDowns]

Rasputin...why? Because a bearded mad monk with morning sickness would be fucking funny.

[friendowl]

that old lady from the show "golden girls"

[GreenLadyOfDankDowns]

You mean Estelle Getty?

[Gundari]

hmm.... all the good ones are taken, ill have to think on this and get back to you.

[friendowl]

id hit it

[420_24/7]

Ah damn Marilyn Monroe is taken, thats the first thing i thought when I read this thread

[tenajtimmad]

marilyn is my cream of the crop. i have a picture from avedon of her in my living room in a real nice frame with glass.

2nd attach is the one i have in my apartment

[ghosty]

aha.. no one's said jackie kennedy yet... i woulda hit that

[LarryCurlyMoe]

bettie page

[jeepboi]

Selena

[TheSmokingMonkey]

The virgin mary LOL that would really fuck things up
WHOSE THE DADDY? WHOSE THE DADDY?

I AM THE DADDY!! Up yours Joseph!

NCM


LMAO

Great thread, btw. I was skeptical when I read the title, but you started off strong with Thomas Edison.

I would have to say... Henry VIII. That way he wouldn't have to kill all of his wives when really it's his own sperm that's the problem.

[TheSmokingMonkey]

Myself...

Leave it to Skink to say that. I heart that answer!

[TheGreenBuddy]

Yeh virgin mary.

[cannabis campbell]

Mary poppins

[Cannabis-Sativa]

George Washington Carver (peanut butter lubrication...hahaha another use)

[OLDE ENGLISH '800]

that old lady from the show "golden girls"

how about all 4 :D

[ncnavguy]

Eve, always and only eve.

[NextLineIsMine]

huh someone resurrected my thread from last June. Well alot about myself has changed since then and I think i'd actually much prefer to impregnate Nickola Tesla and swipe his ideas now.

[Markass]

definitely would've wanted an affair with martha bush back in the day, and then maybe george bush wouldn't be such a dumb fuck

[mfqr]

Harriet Tubman

[VoidLivesOn]

virgin mary

[JDMBoy420]

martha washington... cuz that stoner from dazed & confused made her sound like such a kick ass wife.. lol :pimp:

[Unknown American]

Is Xena warrior princess a historical figure. Yea and I will even make room in the bed for that little blond girl side kick she has.:D

[Tusc9969]

Historical figure, right?
Evita Peron