Why the hell do some chavs think their gangsters?

[cannabis campbell]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqyU2z-FJr8

its pathetic

[FakeBoobsRule]

I don't know maybe they have watched Scarface one too many times.

[geonagual]

Did you see that bag of scwagg they had. LOL

Whats up? Are those kids all over England?

[werd328]

Put those kids in Compton.

LMAO.

[cannabis campbell]

Did you see that bag of scwagg they had. LOL

Whats up? Are those kids all over England?

Yup some places worse than others with hundreds all over the place

[geonagual]

Put those kids in Compton.

LMAO.

Have you ever been to Compton?
This is what you will hear from Americans on this thread. It all comes down to who is willing to pull the trigger and get it started. I believe these kids in England can be just as dangerous as some shit in Compton.
Fuck it, they all got guns...there are all fuckin' stupid..but they have been molded that by themselves, MTV, society, stereotypes and circumstances..I would imagine all parties involved feel as though they got nothing to lose.

[Acouwaila]

Have you ever been to Compton?
This is what you will hear from Americans on this thread. It all comes down to who is willing to pull the trigger and get it started. I believe these kids in England can be just as dangerous as some shit in Compton.
Fuck it, they all got guns...there are all fuckin' stupid..but they have been molded that by themselves, MTV, society, stereotypes and circumstances..I would imagine all parties involved feel as though they got nothing to lose.

true, isnt it sad?

[Psycho4Bud]

Carrying a blade like that down the front of his pants? LOL.....they'll have to rename their gang the eunuchs!;)

Have a good one!

[RedLocks]

ahh itz teh meat cleaver mafia!!!!

[Spoken Word]

Well, I imagine they need a "image" and don't like the ones they see execpt this one where the culture behind it glorifies "cool" things......and getting really high. it could also be the music, but that's sad to even think about.....

So, they embark on this rediculous journey towards being a "thug". A gangster. a gangsta. (like in goodfellas----"all my life I wanted to be a gangster)
Some make it and some don't. Some realize thats it kind of like labeling yourself an outcast. And that maybe they don't have the heart to live like this. And the ones that COULD have made it, are already kneee DEEP in the "life" and can't get out.
Meanwhile, the "real" ones(thugs) are trying to live a normal life.
Ironic huh?

Well, that's how it kind of happends in the U.S.
It happends in alot of countries......and not just with the rap spin to it.

it's called.........people needing to find themselves.






I'm fuckin high as giraffe pussy. So if that didn't make sense.....you know why.

[RedLocks]

So, they embark on this rediculous journey towards being a "thug". A gangster. a gangsta. (like in goodfellas----"all my life I wanted to be a gangster)


it's called.........people needing to find themselves.




As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster...

Gangsta Speedcore.. good song ;) lol only reason I know the quote by heart

[psteve]

Hooligans, Thugs, Gangsters, Hoods, Ruffians, JD's, Punks, Bullies and Cops.
Thats what you get when you put your money into prisons instead of schools.

[friendoftheend]

Man i dont even know what to say about those kids.. :wtf:

[RedLocks]

They all got punished when their Moms seen the report and realized why her meat cleaver was missing :(

[Psycho4Bud]

Type in "buzzcocks" and have a look at his diary videos for a typical charv lol, there hilarious.

What's wrong with the Buzzcocks? Good group!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9do-xN52Gxo

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[budsmoker only]

alright watching those kids bothered me...

they think carrying around fucking meat cleavers in their pants is "thug" or w/e....

im not sure what the word chav means, but those kids need to be put in their place... i dont know them at all, but it seems like they are a lot of talk and they are stupid for flashing shit like that to a camera, real "thugs" dont flash that shit around cuz that just brings attention to them and i guess thats what those kids want, but they are still stupid....

[friendoftheend]

Yup some places worse than others with hundreds all over the place

Man thats really werid to think about from a US point of view :stoned:

[Acouwaila]

I'm fuckin high as giraffe pussy.

brilliant .. haaa

[psteve]

Man thats really werid to think about from a US point of view :stoned:
Not so strange in my experience.
Undereducated children are everywhere.
I was 11 the first time I got shot at, and 13 the first time I fired a gun.
and EVERYBODY had a knife.

[Breukelen advocaat]

Send those little pissant punks to Rikers Island jail in NYC for a few days and they'll go running back to their mums crying - that is, if they even survive.

[Runaway Jim]

Yeah, thats like a watered down version of a real gang... I dont know about compton and all, or new york for that matter, but here in the Midwest, gangs are much more low key and much more diabolical than a bunch of little white boys with meat cleavers, i mean of course there is stereotypical blood and crip gangs, but it certainly goes much deeper than that. I am not friends with gang members, nor do i live in a gang-infested area, but from living as close as i do to that kind of thing, you sort of get an idea that the REAL thugs and bangers arent the ones that are out on camera flashing pissant .380s and fronting like they run shit. Again, they might also feel as if they have nothing to lose, but if it came down to it, theyre little white kids. They wouldnt let kids like that into any gang in america. I am tougher than those kids and i do not walk around with a meat cleaver in my pants nor do i dress like a cheap south pole poster boy.

[rastaman79]

Put those kids in Compton.

LMAO.

us in england would fuck u dime bag suckers up! for real. compton? oh yea dr. dre and the cocksuckers. nah on the the down low the manchester possies need to chill tho,we know how to fight with our fists boys, no need for the tools.by the way im a scouser!

[Runaway Jim]

us in england would fuck u dime bag suckers up! for real. compton? oh yea dr. dre and the cocksuckers. nah on the the down low the manchester possies need to chill tho,we know how to fight with our fists boys, no need for the tools.by the way im a scouser!

LOL
Ok lets not start flame wars here
But im sorry, if your gangs look like that, they would get LAUGHED at here. Like seriously. And dont diss dr dre, its not as if any good rap has EVER come out of britain.
And ill end it at that. Britain made nice cars and tea and shit, and like, well, america owns them.
EDIT: Oh yeah and check out the 3 bag of schwag up in that video. Real dank smokers, huh!
EDIT2: Yeah and posses are played out, we had them a long time ago with like Wyatt Earp and all them. Like, well, 130 years ago. Whenever we in america think posse, we think men with hats on horses with repeater rifles and 6 shooters. Puhleeeze!

[PHATTY LUMPKINS]

Yeah I have been to the big house. I personally saw hundred's upon hundred's of these little fuckers wanna be wiseguy's. The Lifers and long timers let them know who run's the joint. And it aint their little 19 year old Home boy's. It's actually Interesting watching them tuff guy's tip toe around old folks such as myself. They know who to fuck with in there and who not to, beleive me and if they dont they learn the Hard Way.:thumbsup:

[rastaman79]

Have you ever been to Compton?
This is what you will hear from Americans on this thread. It all comes down to who is willing to pull the trigger and get it started. I believe these kids in England can be just as dangerous as some shit in Compton.
Fuck it, they all got guns...there are all fuckin' stupid..but they have been molded that by themselves, MTV, society, stereotypes and circumstances..I would imagine all parties involved feel as though they got nothing to lose.

you fuckin know this!!!!!!!!!!!!!
all over the world your brought up to protect your own,some of us have no families,just our mates,so what the fuck,if hes steppin on u...............

[psteve]

compton? oh yea dr. dre and the cocksuckersDr Dre vs Who? Lady Sovereign?
Actually, that might be cool!

[psteve]

Lemmy's a wrinkled old fart by now, and pickled too. Try Ozzy vs Lemmy. They can throw Geritol at each other.

[iStaaHi]

hahahahaha,, wtf is a chav,, sounds like some type of vegetable for a salad,, fuckin chavs

[cannabis campbell]

Need to be shot lmao

[Nochowderforyou]

A British "thug" just doesn't fit right. It's like seeing a British cowboy too. Maybe the accents just don't go along with it.

But anywho, I hope one of them slip one day and have an underpants army accident. Who carries one of those? I'm sure a 5inch blade will do kill just as good as a meat clever. ;)

[User Name Here]

Meat cleaver massacure.

[Reefer Rogue]

reppin da ends bruv...

[zino11]

them some weak lookin mofos they wouldnt act all hard around here thats for damn sure!

[psteve]

Council House And Violence.

Angry, generally white, teenage kids. Wear 'sporty' clothes, pick on anyone not like them, smash stuff up, listen to shit music... you get the gist.

They're absolute cunts, LOL.In America they would be either trailer trash or hood rats.
In prison they would be fish.

[Reefer Rogue]

If someone went to their turf, they'd get shanked, nuff said. If they went to brixton, they'd get shot. It's a sad world we live in and there's loads of these kind of people everywhere in London.

[StonedAssasin]

Yeah man ^ I live in Miami... and well not many gangs here.. the culture here is "GET MONEY" you have clicks but they arent fuckin rediculous like this man.. omg I almost thought that was a funny video.. I cant believe they are for real.. seriously.. Down here it's all drug dealers trying to make money.. not trying to gain attention and be like YEAH YEAH THIS IS OUR PATCH wtf? dude those guys would get laughed at by the police over here lmao! that shit pisses me off.... if only I saw a group of them down here... we call em wannabes and losers.. wtf is up with the shwag and the Butcher knives?! LOL Case closed man.... "GET MONEY" nuff said..

[Reefer Rogue]

Money is a major issue

[beachguy in thongs]

Whatever happened to us figuring out why we're here? Why can't those kids look up to the ex-gangster, who's come to the realization that the person they torment is one of them? The only thing a gang banger can change is their compassion for human life. When they gain compassion, they'll start looking at themselves rather than lashing out at others. It has a lot to do with peer-pressure, in the beginning.

[azure]

Send those little pissant punks to Rikers Island jail in NYC for a few days and they'll go running back to their mums crying - that is, if they even survive.

No need to even do that mate just put them on there own so theyre not all secure in there little crew. Check the evasive eye contact by the one at the start, got balls to carry a blade but cant even look into a camera lens.

[smok3y]

Type in "buzzcocks" and have a look at his diary videos for a typical charv lol, there hilarious.

Iv watched that a couple weeks ago dude, Lol the guy is a toatall twat, he thinks he's a gangsta but is just a geek wanna be chav.. How funny is it when he goes for that date? With his bottle of 59p cider. lol

We call them neds over here.

[cannabis campbell]

Brrrrap

[BUZz UK]

blap! whatcha talkin bout bruv? fuckin chavs. They wouldn't exist if our maily retarded polulation didn't keep spawning these shit-sons. I say compulsory vasectamies on the NHS...

[savagepossum]

chav : you fookin startin! don't look at me you dirty fooking greb !!
me : (proceeds to knock the scallys two front teeth out)

[BobBong]

I guess Tookie Williams didn't make that much of an influence after all. Not an international one anyway...

[Abunai]

Haha thanks for the laugh...that shit is ridiculous...I carry a legal 3.5 (people get fucked up all the time outside my window), but not a fuckin cleaver. You know how sharp those are (they hurt!)?! They should walk around with aluminum bats and baseballs! You can pre-attack with throwing or dropping the baseball into a sock for duel weapon wield haha.

These kids are posers...pull that shit here, you'll get fucked up. Kick em like a locked door. They should stop pretending...I wonder if they sneak out at night to do their gangsta crimes while rep'n full time at day...

Do they listen to ICP or eminem?

I've been around compton...please don't come here, you will be humiliated, possibly jumped, stabbed, pissed on, etc. They should make a step by step gangsta course.

1. Steal a car (with a screw driver!)
2. Distribute trade ("easy money")
3. Stab someone (caution - nasty fluids)
4. Turn yourself in!

Gangsta certified!

I remember dealing w/ a large number (10+?) of black kids always chillin on a street a long time ago. They threw a fucking rock at my friend's car. We came back with his car and an old tinted caddy...searched for em in the area. Finally spotted em down the street near a park around 3am. Weak grip, the tires spun for a sec. Those lil bastards thought we were gonna drive by hahaha. The ones w/ bicycles instantly jumped off and mashed with the others. It's amazing how fast people can run/jump scared. Too bad we ran over the couple bicycles (lined up, wtf?).

I havent seen em back. That area is nice compared to current. People stand on the corners and the show "Cops" is on from the window. Haha, nothing like watching someone not unlock their doors for 6+ cops with their guns tapping on the illegal tinted black windows. This place sucks, but it's mild compared to others.

I hope they become something they won't regret. Where are their guardians? If I lived there, I'd blast em w/ a super-soaker filled with milk or some good smelling soap water and yell love & peace haha :rasta:

Have mercy on them, they just don't know much. :rastasmoke:

[psteve]

That blade would be practically useless in a real knife fight.
Too heavy and wide. They'd have to expose themselves just to wield it. Foolish.
Children and their toys.

[Reefer Rogue]

It's not for fights, it's for robberies...

[cannabis campbell]

Well to be honest it good enough to cut you a blades a blade

[psteve]

Well to be honest it good enough to cut you a blades a bladeNot where I grew up.

[LIP]

They only need weapons because little kids like them cant fight like men.

I'm all for weapons if you need them, but those little kids dont. They dont know what life is like yet - if they think they're hard i'd like to see what they do infront of a real gang - they wouldnt stand a chance.

What we need to do is lock them up in solitary confinement for a year or 10. Then take them out, and scare them so shitless they die from shock. Technically it's not murder, and the little shits deserve all they get.

It's idiots like that who are bringing England down. I'd just love to watch them run away if they squared up to me and my pals - i'd film it.

[psteve]

My late grandmother would have kicked their little asses and sent them crying to mama.
And she'd have had a nice new kitchen knife!

[Abunai]

Dude I remember when this guy was claiming crip as we were leaving a weak ass party outside. Guy kept yellin "I'ma crip, I kill bloods, better not be bloods, etc" at us, friend replied "faggot!" as we walked. The guy started following us to our ride. "who said that!?" Didn't kno if he had a gun, kinda ignored him while his friend told us he was hella drunk. Some of my friends are violent, one was about to pull out the bat. Nah, convinced this young 16 y/o was just drunk (we all make stupid mistakes) got in the van. Soon as we started to drive off, the "gangsta" pulled out a knife n tried stabbing the driver thru the window.

Driver flipped a bitch and probably hit his ass going at least 15-25mph. The guy was flashing gang signs in the middle of the street and that wasn't a good decision.

He hugged and tumbled off the van, later heard he broke a few and was crying. They called the cops and the cops said they couldn't do anything because it was self defense. I hope that was a helpful learning experience, he got lucky I think. :hippy:

[Little Boy]

us in england would fuck u dime bag suckers up! for real. compton? oh yea dr. dre and the cocksuckers. nah on the the down low the manchester possies need to chill tho,we know how to fight with our fists boys, no need for the tools.by the way im a scouser!

so what you're saying is, while our hood gangstas are shooting at you with guns, you will be trying to fist fight? and win? :wtf:

[JeKo]

damn all i gotta say is:what::S2: at those chav mother fuckers. alls i knows is they would get their white ass kicked in texas. what fuckin posers

[BUZz UK]

so what you're saying is, while our hood gangstas are shooting at you with guns, you will be trying to fist fight? and win? :wtf:

I'm sure there isn't going to ever be the situation of a 'chav vs gangsta' standoff tbh...

[Jim M]

we hav loads of chavs here too, its kinda like the worst cultural revolution ever man - so many people that arent from disadvantaged areas are just aspirin to be like that - I have no idea why, I think its becomin a fad now

[Nation_1ne]

us in england would fuck u dime bag suckers up! for real. compton? oh yea dr. dre and the cocksuckers. nah on the the down low the manchester possies need to chill tho,we know how to fight with our fists boys, no need for the tools.by the way im a scouser!

What a twat, his remark wasn't to say "America is more hardcore" more about the fact that in some respects they are a tad more original than chav like little thugs are, and possibly more dangerous. It wouldn't surprise me if you were one of those little fags in the video. It disgusts me that you would take pride in such disgraceful acts. Grow the fuck up and get off this board, you give stoners a bad name.

[cannabis campbell]

Not where I grew up.

It doesnt matter were all human a butchers knife would be able to cut you..

[LIP]

If someone was walking up behind you and took a swing with a meatclever, it's going to get you. They get you in the neck, and that's your head gone.

But it's their age more than anything - little kids who dont know what life is like, they dont know the way of the world, and they're carrying around flaming meat clevers - that's not safe. Espcecially, because they ARE children, they probably dont understand what that means. I hope they fuck up and the cops blow a few holes in them.

[psteve]

If someone was walking up behind you and took a swing with a meatclever, it's going to get you. They get you in the neck, and that's your head gone. Yes, but that requires the element of surprise. Or his victim would have to be drunk or passed out or something.
Displaying it on the street for the camera kind of defeats that.
It seems more likely that it's just a prop for a scared little boy in a difficult situation, trying to look big.

[LIP]

Yes, but that requires the element of surprise. Or his victim would have to be drunk or passed out or something.
Displaying it on the street for the camera kind of defeats that.
It seems more likely that it's just a prop for a scared little boy in a difficult situation, trying to look big.

That's exactly what it is. They cant fight, because they're kids. They can only fight in gangs with weapons. If they didnt have weapons a man could easily take on 5 at a time, because theres nothing to do. One hit and they're running home crying. But with that clever you cant get near enough to do anything without another weapon.

[psteve]

That's exactly what it is. They cant fight, because they're kids. They can only fight in gangs with weapons. If they didnt have weapons a man could easily take on 5 at a time, because theres nothing to do. One hit and they're running home crying. But with that clever you cant get near enough to do anything without another weapon.A bat would do.

[4twentE]

Bunch of punks running around with their moms' meat cleavers. So so pathetic.