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BizzleLuvin
06-19-2007, 03:32 PM
so in april someone who shall remain nameless opened my campus mailbox and stole a $20 bill from a monthly letter sent by my grandfather. well i went to the campus police and informed them of the theft and they reviewed the survelance tapes of the mailroom. lo and behold the culprit and his accomplices were caught on tape. two months later, today, i got a subpoena to appear as a witness in the circuit court of wicomico county. so this asshole is going to court! he thought he could get away with it, hahaha!. so now i'm off to buy a new outfit for the trial. :D

stinkyattic
06-19-2007, 03:34 PM
Oh man that dumb punk does not know what's gonna hit him, messing with MAIL... he would have been better off to have broken into your dorm room and taken it out of your wallet instead, lol...

Skink
06-19-2007, 03:37 PM
so in april someone who shall remain nameless opened my campus mailbox and stole a $20 bill from a monthly letter sent by my grandfather. well i went to the campus police and informed them of the theft and they reviewed the survelance tapes of the mailroom. lo and behold the culprit and his accomplices were caught on tape. two months later, today, i got a subpoena to appear as a witness in the circuit court of wicomico county. so this asshole is going to court! he thought he could get away with it, hahaha!. so now i'm off to buy a new outfit for the trial. :D

Yay,,,Biz!!!

xcrispi
06-19-2007, 04:52 PM
Good B/L ,
Bastards got it coming to him .
Crispi :jointsmile:

Matt the Funk
06-19-2007, 07:13 PM
Pwnt. Nice one.

Runaway Jim
06-19-2007, 07:35 PM
so in april someone who shall remain nameless opened my campus mailbox and stole a $20 bill from a monthly letter sent by my grandfather. well i went to the campus police and informed them of the theft and they reviewed the survelance tapes of the mailroom. lo and behold the culprit and his accomplices were caught on tape. two months later, today, i got a subpoena to appear as a witness in the circuit court of wicomico county. so this asshole is going to court! he thought he could get away with it, hahaha!. so now i'm off to buy a new outfit for the trial. :D
Court? Over 20 dollars?
If someone stole 20 dollars from me i would probably hit them pretty hard, and leave it at that.
Although i assume because you are a very small female that you need the court for that.
Well i hate thieves so have fun.

geonagual
06-19-2007, 08:07 PM
Make sure your outfit dosent cost more than $20 bucks..so you can at least recover something...make sure and tell them of your trauma too..have a hard time going to the mailbox....your afraid of the mail thieves and you are very afraid that they will strike again...just tell them now you have post dramatic stress disorder from this mail room mayhem and sue for 2.1 million..then tell them you will settle out of court for an even 1 million.

pabloescobar209
06-19-2007, 09:25 PM
so in april someone who shall remain nameless opened my campus mailbox and stole a $20 bill from a monthly letter sent by my grandfather. well i went to the campus police and informed them of the theft and they reviewed the survelance tapes of the mailroom. lo and behold the culprit and his accomplices were caught on tape. two months later, today, i got a subpoena to appear as a witness in the circuit court of wicomico county. so this asshole is going to court! he thought he could get away with it, hahaha!. so now i'm off to buy a new outfit for the trial. :D

Why does your grandfather send you a monthly letter with $20 in it?

BizzleLuvin
06-19-2007, 10:23 PM
Court? Over 20 dollars?
If someone stole 20 dollars from me i would probably hit them pretty hard, and leave it at that.
Although i assume because you are a very small female that you need the court for that.
Well i hate thieves so have fun.

hey man, he had it coming. and i am only serving as a witness in the State of Maryland vs. John Smith* trial, not the Bizzle McBizzleton vs. John Smith

i didnt ask for a trial but i am glad it happened. messing with mail is a serious offense.


*not his real name

BizzleLuvin
06-19-2007, 10:24 PM
Why does your grandfather send you a monthly letter with $20 in it?

cause im in college and i like some extra cash for food, and my granpappy loves me

pabloescobar209
06-20-2007, 01:52 AM
cause im in college and i like some extra cash for food, and my granpappy loves me

lol sorry... I ment why doesn't he just wire you the money instead of risking a 20 dollar bill in the mail?

BizzleLuvin
06-20-2007, 01:58 AM
lol sorry... I ment why doesn't he just wire you the money instead of risking a 20 dollar bill in the mail?


???wire money???

pabloescobar209
06-20-2007, 02:03 AM
???wire money???

Yeah, send it electronically into your account, eliminating the ability for anybody to steal it.

BizzleLuvin
06-20-2007, 02:09 AM
^^^ well pable escobar, we naver thought of this. and along with the cash he always wrote me a letter, to catch me up on things and i would in return send him a written letter as well.

pabloescobar209
06-20-2007, 02:13 AM
^^^ well pable escobar, we naver thought of this. and along with the cash he always wrote me a letter, to catch me up on things and i would in return send him a written letter as well.

I guess somebody's gotta keep the USPS busy. btw my names Pablo, not Pable. :jointsmile:

stinkyattic
06-20-2007, 12:43 PM
Yeah, send it electronically into your account, eliminating the ability for anybody to steal it.

It's a sad day when Grandpa has to think about assholes going through the mail when he wants to send Bizzle a little something to ease the pains of being a po' student... sigh...

VaporDaddy
06-20-2007, 12:50 PM
Bizzle, may I suggest you dress like a poor, starving, student so the judge might come down a little harder on these fools.:thumbsup:

kuro
06-20-2007, 02:14 PM
ummm wire the money and have him send an email.....its even faster...

Jizzle Blizzle420
06-20-2007, 02:41 PM
I hold a very strong dislike for theives. hope he gets whats coming to him. But dont lie. We all know you use that 20 bucks for that crazy wacky tobaccy you college kids smoke.

JustinSKS
06-20-2007, 04:07 PM
I hold a very strong dislike for theives. hope he gets whats coming to him. But dont lie. We all know you use that 20 bucks for that crazy wacky tobaccy you college kids smoke.

REEFERS!

Skink
06-20-2007, 04:51 PM
Just curious,,,did these kids know of your Gampa's little tidings,,,or did these scummerz just pick out probable tidings from home letters...

Kid Dynamite
06-20-2007, 04:55 PM
Whats wrong with sending a letter eh? It's a bit more personal than an e-mail. In my day we had no e-mail...and all of this was fields, as far as the eye could see...