When was the last time you masturbated???

[Skink]

Yesterday for me :dance::dance::dance:

[cannabis=freedom]

Three days ago for me....it's weird, I actually seem to be getting less horny. I mean, I actually had to think about it!

Back when I was 14 I couldn't go 12 hours without cranking one out.

[Straight Illin]

Less than an hour, WOOHOO!!! :-D

[khronik]

Um, about a month, thank you very much. Some of us actually have girlfriends that can take care of that. :D

[Frivolous248]

haha, the longest option is "less than a week ago"

I don't remember, but it was probably less than a week ago.

[slipknotpsycho]

i don't believe anyone that says they don't do it even with a girl....

[jdub61]

well since it's summer and my girlfriend lives an hour away from me, i only see her like once every two weeks.
so, uh, sometimes i get bored during the day and yaknow...
but under normal circumstances, i very rarely masturbate, i just have sex with her :)

[PaRaNoIa]

Less than an hour, I try to do it twice++ times each day..

[slipknotpsycho]

ya i put never as a joke befor but i couldnt find a suspicious looking smily so it wasnt as funny as i hoped it would be:(

:rolleyes:

[cannabis campbell]

Haha 3 minutes ago suprisingly

[OreO]

shit.........even if i have my gf, im still bustin my nut when she aint around...who careS?...


i masturbate multiple times a day.....is that bad?

[FakeBoobsRule]

Well some will say that masterbation doesn't always mean yourself so here's my little story.

About 2 weeks ago me and my girl were drinking and smoking and she passed out on the couch around midnight. I was really horny and I wanted some but I knew if I woke her up and carried her to bed she would just pass out again. So I sat there for about an hour playing with her while I stayed up and partied. Well she started to stir so I moved to the other side of the couch like nothing was going on. I asked if she was ready to go to bed and she said yes. Well we get in bed and start making out and had some great sex. After she is like "I woke up so wet and horny..." and she was about to describe this dream she thought she was having and I started laughing and I told her what I did and my diabolical plan to take advantage of her lol. She wasn't upset at all as she has a great sex drive so it was all good. I knew she wasn't going to get mad as long as she wasn't grumpy from waking up.

If I remember correctly the next day I was texting her that I just found her boy shorts from the night before and how they were reminding me of her and how yummy she was and I needed some more. She came home during her lunch break for some afternoon delight!

[Canadien.]

shit.........even if i have my gf, im still bustin my nut when she aint around...who careS?...


i masturbate multiple times a day.....is that bad?

Fuck no.

Less than six hours my friends, and I think I will now. :rastasmoke:

[JeKo]

Less than an hour..

[KingsBlend420]

My senior year of high school when I had a gf I had sex almost every day, and I jacked off on a regular basis, I find it a lot different than having sex. It's hard to explain how it's different though.

[geonagual]

no i think about your mom:D



haha jks man, had to lol


:S2::S2:

Right on time

[rastaman79]

when ever i cant sleep,and my missus is already asleep,and most mornins, you dont have to cuddle your hand! lol

[magic009]

lol wtf i dont even get what this post is about i mean i do but why any one would post it is beoned me lol anyway i hardly ever pull off my gf has a very big sex drive and want's it more then me! now that's bad lol but then i dont really have a big sex drive befor amy i was only fucking like three times a week lol now 1-2 times a day but when i dont see her i pull my self off and i dont think about her fuck that im not saying she is ugly or any thing like that but i have been fucking that ass for the last two monthes so a change is nice lol i just slap on some porn and go for my life but have any of you ever notest this i can fuck my gf for like two hours with out blowing yet i pull my dick and if im lucky 20mins and it's all over anyway i have know idea why im telling you people this maybe i should get a life lol later peoples

[Skink]

Ohh i just thought of a question...to those who have g/f's : When you do masturbate do you think about your girlfriend whilst getting off?

When I was married I thought about the hot chick next door...

[Darth Vapor]

Wait.... wait.... wait a second.....................

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Okay. Definitely less than an hour ago.

[Nightcrewman]

Hang on, just wiping sticky mess off laptop screen, right what was the question, oh ok, about 30 seconds ago.

Cheers

NCM

[420MissHighTimes420]

It's been about 6 days, but only because I was on vacation. I didn't wana masterbate before bed next to my friend. I did one day when I slept in late and she went out. Then I got my period, so it's gonna be awhile. Now my bf has to wait for sex so I'm pry not going to for a little while. Damn shame.

[Pipe Dreams]

Its been about 2 days for me. Dont need the hand when you can get the pink. :D

[LIP]

Last time i had a wank was 4 days ago. Might have one tonight actually. I've got the time, and well, i've got the material for it too. LOL.

[Spoken Word]

I end up doing it everyday. Shit, I'm single. How else? I refuse to pay for sex.

[Oil_Man]

Before i go to bed, an when i wake up..... then the rest of the day is normal lol

[Darth Vapor]

I end up doing it everyday. Shit, I'm single. How else? I refuse to pay for sex.

Try to remember... when you're a guy, and you're in a relationship, you're still paying for it.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

^^ haha!

I dunno, like 6 hours ago?

[dopefiend]

it was actually about 10 minutes ago for me, now im goin to bed. goodnite:)

[Captin]

uhhhhh.. mmmm.. wait give me a sec... uhhh

[Captin]

Ahhhhhh. 20 seconds, beat that suckers! i am the king!

[Aerow]

It's a daily ritual for me. It's awesome. If mastubating wasn't possible I don't know how I'd ever be able to concentrate on anything else.

I think the better question thought is how long does it take you to mastubate? or what technique do you use? Or where is the strangest place you've masturbated? This forum really needs a dedicated thread devoted to mastubating to answer these questions and more.

who knows maybe there's a technique I haven't heard of? That'd be jawsome.

[yoda]

Last time i had a wank was 4 days ago. Might have one tonight actually. I've got the time, and well, i've got the material for it too. LOL.

lol

a little over 24 hrs ago for me

[wannabehippiegirl]

lmao funny thread
3 days for me
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this thread makes me want to masturbate
brb