lmao just found out my parents smoke

[budha420]

so i was going upstairs to be nosey and see what they had becuase they took my pipe a little while back when i got busted by the cops. so i was up there searching teh drowers. nothing but condoms (yuck) and empty beer bottles and then i look in one drower and find a little baggy and i thought is that weed? na cant be they dont smoke! so then i look at it closer and it was =) it was about a 1/8 and a plucked a nice dimebag sized nug right out and ran downstairs,stashed it and looked for more shit. didnt find much esle but a nice bowl that i want.

how would i tell them that i smoke becuase i kno if i tell them theyll yell at me and act like they dont..well my mom will anyways

[greenvoodoo]

first of all they are gonna notice a dime sized chunk missing

you shouldn't tell them you smoke you should wait till you get caught again (not by the cops) and blackmail them :thumbsup:

[kushy420]

stealing is bad

[LimeCush]

ahahahh thats funny my girls mom smokes too but she denies it, i always pinch her chronic sacks when she visits=)...i try to make her smoke with me but she denies it

[LIP]

If i was your dad, and you stole my bud, i'd kick you within an inch of your life, and then i'd punch you the rest of the way.

I hate theiving little children - and THAT is what you are.

[Breukelen advocaat]

It is not right to pilfer weed from your parents. I used to secretly take sips from my parents' liquor, but they never drank it themselves anyway. In retrospect, this was wrong of me to do.

For all you know, somebody could have given that bag to your parents as a gift, and they were not even interested in smoking it. Even if they do smoke, they're in charge of the household.

[orangeman]

If i was your dad, and you stole my bud, i'd kick you within an inch of your life, and then i'd punch you the rest of the way.

I hate theiving little children - and THAT is what you are.

LOL

[4twentE]

so who's smoking the better stuff? you or your parents?

[jahjahjahjah]

so who's smoking the better stuff? you or your parents?

Thats the funniest shit iv'e ever read on this site. And iv'e been here years.

[pass_the_dubbie]

Put some old trippy music on, when your parents come in you could say something like "wanna get highhh?"
Not many can resist...well I couldnt


If i was your dad, and you stole my bud, i'd kick you within an inch of your life, and then i'd punch you the rest of the way.

I hate theiving little children - and THAT is what you are.

I can see your not the "Im not mad im just disappointed" kind of guy and more of the "I am mad, time for a smack" kind of guy.... :wtf:

[LIP]

Put some old trippy music on, when your parents come in you could say something like "wanna get highhh?"
Not many can resist...well I couldnt



I can see your not the "Im not mad im just disappointed" kind of guy and more of the "I am mad, time for a smack" kind of guy.... :wtf:

Yes, i am. If someone does something wrong, they pay for it. Everything has consequences. If the consequences are serious, people will think twise before doing it again. You should NEVER steal from family, and if you do, you deserve a pasting. Anyone else is fine, nick what ya like, but family is family, and family is off limits.

[Adrenaline Rush]

so i was going upstairs to be nosey and see what they had becuase they took my pipe a little while back when i got busted by the cops. so i was up there searching teh drowers. nothing but condoms (yuck) and empty beer bottles and then i look in one drower and find a little baggy and i thought is that weed? na cant be they dont smoke! so then i look at it closer and it was =) it was about a 1/8 and a plucked a nice dimebag sized nug right out and ran downstairs,stashed it and looked for more shit. didnt find much esle but a nice bowl that i want.

how would i tell them that i smoke becuase i kno if i tell them theyll yell at me and act like they dont..well my mom will anyways

I would wait till they're high to tell them. Heck, they may offer you a hit.

[sefi]

wow lip chill out its not like he stole cash or jewlery to buy crack or sumthin, the guy just pinched a bit off his rents, seriously, i know millions of people that would pinch a bit if they found out that their parents smoked weed, its weed.

yea and i understand about stealing from family and all but this isnt really stealing from family its a fukin pinch from ur dad, seriously think of it as payback for 1 time they grounded u. not liek hes gunna go to his aunts find out she smokes and jack a 1/8 lol thats just wrong.

[Hardcore Newbie]

I always wonder if the shit my dad is smoking is as good as mine. I kinda doubt it but you never know. I'm 26 and I'm still afraid to ask him haha.

[smok3y]

so who's smoking the better stuff? you or your parents?

:S2::S2:

[budha420]

first of all id never steal any money or anything becuase thats just wrong and im probably not gunna do this again becuase i did think of it as a little mean

[psteve]

My dad lives in Holland and he always shares. :pimp::smokin:

[Tony1234567890]

If my kid got into my stash, I'd break a finger. I'm serious.

Now, let's say that I am an old man and I am living with one of my kids and THEN my kid goes thru my stuff (which is in their house) and takes from me, then different situation.

BUT! If my child is living in my house, eating my food, flushing my toilet, giving me high blood pressure, using my electricity and goes thru my stuff AND steals, oy I'd break two fingers (one on each hand).

Going thru your parents stuff is wrong.

Stealing goes way beyond wrong.

What you could have done was write a tiny teeny little note and stick it in the baggy of weed. "mom, dad, I think we need to talk. Sincerely your child." Can you imagine the look on their faces? They're kissing, getting ready to blaze up then get their fuck on and just as dad gets ready to wind up a J he sees a little piece of paper in his weed. WTF is that he thinks? Then when he unrolls it and reads it, his boner goes south and then his heart stops, "hunny kill the radio. THIS IS SERIOUS BITCH KILL THE FUCKING RADIO!"

Wait, it's not over.

Wait for them to come into the room and then pretend like you don't know anything. Then for shits you go, sniff sniff sniff, you guys smell like my art teachers office. Kinda like pine but um.... is that.... nevermind.

Then as they leave the room you go to the coolest parent and then make the J toke symbol (index finder and tumb together, rest of fingers folded with hand to your face as you pretend to toke) and watch how they freak out.

STEALING IS WRONG! Get out of their house and do whatcha like, but when you are in your parents house, or anybody elses for that matter you respect their rules and more importantly you OBEY THEM.

You little fucker.

[DutchTwister420]

lucky ass i wish my parents smoke shit

[jdub61]

i'd go to your father first, if you think you can trust him. ask him if he smokes. if he seems cool with it, then smoke him up to pay them back for the nugget you took.

i know my dad was a huge pothead/druggee in the 70s/80s/early 90s, but no longer now. but i still think it'd be neat to share a bowl with my old man.

[psteve]

Best thing to do is wait till their stash gets low...
and put it back!:rastasmoke:
Then keep putting extra weed in there so it never runs out!
And make sure it's good weed too.
Mom's magic bag!

[robo scat]

Yeah, don't steal bud from your parents. Fucking match with them! :D
If I found out my parents smoked, I would sit them down and have a serious talk about how we both accept the fact that we smoke bud and that we can comfortably do it near each other, responsibly. Then I wouldn't have to hide it from them so much. :)

[chantoke]

wow lip chill out its not like he stole cash or jewlery to buy crack or sumthin, the guy just pinched a bit off his rents, seriously, i know millions of people that would pinch a bit if they found out that their parents smoked weed, its weed.

if someone were staying in my house without rent and had brought the cops to my doorstep, i would be pissed if they also took my weed.

they might even have a legitimate angle for taking the pipe--like wait until after you finish growing to smoke. but i'm guessing not.

[budha420]

i didnt take the bowl becuase it probably cost them liek 30 bucks and thats just wrong..next time i see them high im gunna get ripped and give my dad a nice j =)

[jessem98]

If i was your dad, and you stole my bud, i'd kick you within an inch of your life, and then i'd punch you the rest of the way.

I hate theiving little children - and THAT is what you are.

Why are you so angry? Just chill out dude, hes just sharing new info in his life. Plus i HIGHLY doubt you haven't stolen anything in the course of your life.

[LIP]

Why are you so angry? Just chill out dude, hes just sharing new info in his life. Plus i HIGHLY doubt you haven't stolen anything in the course of your life.

No, i havnt. NEVER from my parents, or family. In my family if you stole something you got the shit kicked out of you - if i stole anything these days i'd have a gun pointed at me. Not exactly what i want. If the consequences are serious, people wont try anything. I've never stolen anything from parnets.

[420marijuana420]

Ya, let he who is without sin among us throw the first stone. But anyways, this definitely provides some pranking opportunities in the future.

[psteve]

i didnt take the bowl becuase it probably cost them liek 30 bucks and thats just wrong..next time i see them high im gunna get ripped and give my dad a nice j =)
That's the ticket!

[chiqo76]

If I was a parent and I knew my son smoked, I know hes gonna get it from somewhere, rather him take my shit that I know is safe and have him smoke it in his room than out somewhere where hed get caught...
just love my son very much. Happy Fathers Day!!!

Lip sounds like your a very lonely man...


edit: I am a parent

[chiqo76]

oh... I wouldnt think of it as him stealing it, Im just secretly sharing it with him... If I didnt want him to take any, Id put it somewhere where he couldnt find it.

[LIP]

If I was a parent and I knew my son smoked, I know hes gonna get it from somewhere, rather him take my shit that I know is safe and have him smoke it in his room than out somewhere where hed get caught...
just love my son very much. Happy Fathers Day!!!

Lip sounds like your a very lonely man...


edit: I am a parent

Where did that come from? I'm a lonely man because i belive what i belive? I was bought up around knives, gangs, drugs. All fucking sorts. Most of my family were in gangs, and instead of toys i had rounds to throw around, fireworks to play with.

Despite all that shit, my parents tried there hardest to bring me up to stay out of prison - but one thing my family is big on is family loyalty. If someone insulted anyone in my family, i'd be just as much pissed off as whoever it got said to. We stick together, and fuck everyone else. THAT's why i dont steal.

Although, i do live on my own since my ex moved. But that doesnt bother me. I work all day, i smoke all day, i drink and smoke all night, watch TV and sleep. I dont need anyone else to be there when i do that.

I'm not lonely in the slightest, i just dont like dirty theiving bastards, epecially if it's someone IN the family. It'd be fine if he asked, but stealing is a no no, simple as. You break the rules, you get punished.

Now, THAT doesnt make me lonely in the slightest.

[chiqo76]

Well my opinion wasnt based on this post alone, but other post of yours that Ive read, no big deal, didnt mean to insult you..... its just that... well the way i feel about my son is total unconditional love, If I had my stash and he took some, I wouldnt beat him, and although I think cannabis should be regulated the same as alcohol (age limit), I know hes gonna do it somewhere, Id rather it be in the safety of my house, which is why i would "secretly" share it with him. Hes my family, my blood, whats mine is his... and when I get old and crippled I know ill be able to depend on my son for some of his stash....

Now if he went to a friends house and took some from his friends parents stash, that would be a diifrent story, of course there would be some disciplinary action....

And I too grew up with gangs and drugs in a broken family with my father in jail for most of my childhood, but just because i might have had a tougher childhood than some others doesnt mean I have to do the same for my son....

[LIP]

Well my opinion wasnt based on this post alone, but other post of yours that Ive read, no big deal, didnt mean to insult you..... its just that... well the way i feel about my son is total unconditional love, If I had my stash and he took some, I wouldnt beat him, and although I think cannabis should be regulated the same as alcohol (age limit), I know hes gonna do it somewhere, Id rather it be in the safety of my house, which is why i would "secretly" share it with him. Hes my family, my blood, whats mine is his... and when I get old and crippled I know ill be able to depend on my son for some of his stash....

Now if he went to a friends house and took some from his friends parents stash, that would be a diifrent story, of course there would be some disciplinary action....

And I too grew up with gangs and drugs in a broken family with my father in jail for most of my childhood, but just because i might have had a tougher childhood than some others doesnt mean I have to do the same for my son....


I'd have unconditional love my my child too, it's impossible not to, well, it should be impossible but sadly some people dont. Anyway;

I'm not saying i wouldnt let him/her smoke, i wouldnt encourage it unless they wanted to, but i'd be happy for my kids to smoke with me, i'd be happier they were smoking in my house in safety and not outside late at night drinking and getting into trouble, and if they asked i'd let them have, but not steal. That's all im saying. If they're aloud to go round taking anything they like, expecially expensive stuff like weed they'll grow up with that mentality. Stealing, or taking without asking is a no no, and always will be because that's how i was brought up and that's how i feel. Ask and you get, take and you only get a beating.