dog420
01-29-2004, 10:29 PM
A man walkes into a sperm bank with a balaclava and a shot gun.
Walks up to the woman behind the counter and says open the F***ing safe!
She says mister this not a bank with cash in it.....
He says just do it or ill blow you away!!!
She craps her self and opends it stright away....
Now take that cup of sperm and drink it!!....he says
Shes like .....no way!!!!
He puts the gun to her face,,,,,,now do it!!!!!! he yells
Ok ok ok she says,,,,and drinks it
Now take that other cup and drink that too!!
she does,,,,,,,now to her amazement he take off his balaclava and shockingly it turns out to be her husband....
"now its not that f***ing hard is it!!??" he says.
Walks up to the woman behind the counter and says open the F***ing safe!
She says mister this not a bank with cash in it.....
He says just do it or ill blow you away!!!
She craps her self and opends it stright away....
Now take that cup of sperm and drink it!!....he says
Shes like .....no way!!!!
He puts the gun to her face,,,,,,now do it!!!!!! he yells
Ok ok ok she says,,,,and drinks it
Now take that other cup and drink that too!!
she does,,,,,,,now to her amazement he take off his balaclava and shockingly it turns out to be her husband....
"now its not that f***ing hard is it!!??" he says.