Show your knob!

[Nocturnal Stoner]

heres one I got earlier

[psteve]

Here ya go...

[cannabis campbell]

lmfao!

[budsmoker only]

alright i can honestly say that when i went in here i was hoping it was gonna be door knobs and shit.. not the other kind of knob...

curiosity got the best of me and i was really relieved to see a door knob...

phew... haha...

[birdgirl73]

I was relieved, too. Saw the title of that post and thought, "Uh oh, where's my 'delete' key?"

[bong_man]

show us your funbags birdgirl!

[birdgirl73]

You wouldn't be very impressed, trust me. Pamela Anderson I'm not. (A fact that, intellectually, I'm extremely grateful for!) What you see in the avatar is a very close approximation, sadly.

[beachguy in thongs]

I saw that Birdgirl replied to the 'Show us your knob!' thread and I was thinking, "I've gotta check this out".

[birdgirl73]

Hey, I saw that you did, Beachguy, and why do you think I'm back here again so fast? !!!

[the yeag]

i got a knob for every occasion:jointsmile:

[beachguy in thongs]

Ooh, I like the little sandwich you have up there, on me, Birdgirl.

[jdub61]

how tall are you, birdgirl? the girl in your avatar looks like she could be 6 foot

[birdgirl73]

I'm 5' 10 1/2", and at the moment I weigh 127 lbs. So almost 6 feet tall but not quite. I always wanted to be shorter.

[cannabis campbell]

i got a knob for every occasion:jointsmile:

LOL!

[sam44]

heres one I got earlier

Damn, thats HUUUGE!

[jdub61]

I'm 5' 10 1/2", and at the moment I weigh 127 lbs. So almost 6 feet tall but not quite. I always wanted to be shorter.

wow, you are very petite for your height.
did you settle down with a tall man or does he have to look up to kiss you? :hippy:

[GraziLovesMary]

You wouldn't be very impressed, trust me. Pamela Anderson I'm not. (A fact that, intellectually, I'm extremely grateful for!) What you see in the avatar is a very close approximation, sadly.

Why is that sad??? Breasts are a beautiful thing, but (to me anyways) they arent beautiful because of their size... theyre beautiful for all the right reasons: not only do they serve to nurture a brand new life, but they are a sign of womanhood... a soft, curvy and vivacious addition to the already beautiful female form. I love breasts because I love women, and because women love their breasts. Im actually more of an assman, but I know how hard women work to make their boobs look pretty so I make sure to give em the attention they love and deserve!

However, to the ladies that fret over the petite size of their breasts I say "if its more than fits in the hand its wasting!" If there happens to be some "waste" then so be it the more the merrier! But no woman should have to feel negative about their cup size.

FUCK YOU VERY MUCH BAYWATCH! :p

[Markass]

FUCK YOU VERY MUCH BAYWATCH! :p

this very distinctly brought up in my mind the hoff eating wendy's off of the floor..http://youtube.com/watch?v=BPYDOam_qec

[pwnydanzasmokesdank]

my best knob

[psteve]

Does knob size really matter?

[birdgirl73]

Thank you, Grazil, for your words in support of modest, natural breasts. I like mine pretty well, mostly because they're mine and not fake--and because they came in very handy in nursing a baby. They've held up well over time, which my husband says is because they're not pendulous, heavy, or gravity-laden. There is a part of me that always wanted to be a little more buxom, however. I think that's just natural. I live in the Dallas area, and this is about as superficial, plastic-surgery-crazed a part of the country as you can find. I haven't fallen victim to the trend toward augmentation, but it's often a drag to find, say, a bathing suit that fits perfectly from the waist down but has too much slack in the chest. That's the story of my life with swim suits and matched sets of bras/panties.

Fortunately, my husband is a leg and ass man--and a big fan of the "nicely shaped handfuls," as he refers to my "girls." He's the one who has always pointed out that more would only mean more to sag as I get older.

Jdub, yes, I'm definitely on the slim side for my height. My husband is 6' 4" and weighs slightly more than twice what I do. That's almost solid muscle, too. So he doesn't have to look up to kiss me. He pretty much had to marry a tall girl so we could be photographed together in the same viewfinder frame! Our son, who just turned 21, is 6' 3" and, I suspect, may put on another inch this year.

Our next-door neighbors, who are a short, paunchy older couple with five short, pudgy grandchildren who're always visiting and foraging around in their kitchen, often refer to us as "The Talls."

[BabyFacedAbortion]

hahah jeeze bg, you're almost a foot taller then I am! You are definitly "the talls" to me!

[GraziLovesMary]

Thank you, Grazil, for your words in support of modest, natural breasts. I like mine pretty well, mostly because they're mine and not fake--and because they came in very handy in nursing a baby. They've held up well over time, which my husband says is because they're not pendulous, heavy, or gravity-laden. There is a part of me that always wanted to be a little more buxom, however. I think that's just natural. I live in the Dallas area, and this is about as superficial, plastic-surgery-crazed a part of the country as you can find. I haven't fallen victim to the trend toward augmentation, but it's often a drag to find, say, a bathing suit that fits perfectly from the waist down but has too much slack in the chest. That's the story of my life with swim suits and matched sets of bras/panties.

Fortunately, my husband is a leg and ass man--and a big fan of the "nicely shaped handfuls," as he refers to my "girls." He's the one who has always pointed out that more would only mean more to sag as I get older.

Jdub, yes, I'm definitely on the slim side for my height. My husband is 6' 4" and weighs slightly more than twice what I do. That's almost solid muscle, too. So he doesn't have to look up to kiss me. He pretty much had to marry a tall girl so we could be photographed together in the same viewfinder frame! Our son, who just turned 21, is 6' 3" and, I suspect, may put on another inch this year.

Our next-door neighbors, who are a short, paunchy older couple with five short, pudgy grandchildren who're always visiting and foraging around in their kitchen, often refer to us as "The Talls."

No problem! I say it everytime I hear a woman talk about small breasts, and I do mean everytime whether Im seriously intruding in a conversation or not. Well... I mean, I do have SOME tact, but... well I think you get the picture. It is natural for women to want bigger breasts, but its not worth it in my opinion. Fuck the expense and the pain... that shit can be dangerous, deadly even. Ill be god damned if a womans life is worth risking an extra cup-size or two. But the ratio of successes to fatalaties must be pretty good or the business wouldnt be so thriving huh??? I dunno maybe its just me being me. But I say natural is beautiful, small or large.

As far as the swimsuit goes... thats so common its not even funny. At least from what Ive personally seen. If the top fits, the bottom doesnt. Too small or big in the ass... it never seems to work just the way you want it to. But you know what? When you dont care... it looks just as sexy if not sexier. Maybe Im just wierd. Well... Im clearly wierd, I wouldnt have it any other way but... I dunno

[2600HERTZ]

Iralol.

[twoguysupnorth]

i got a knob for every occasion
i got a bucket of insulators, does that count?:4:

[BlueBerry Nug]

You wouldn't be very impressed, trust me. Pamela Anderson I'm not. (A fact that, intellectually, I'm extremely grateful for!) What you see in the avatar is a very close approximation, sadly.

Thats nothing to be ashmed of, ur beatiful the way you are

p.s. i hope u dont get weirderd out by what i said its just i believe you shouldent be ashamed

[BlueBerry Nug]

Why is that sad??? Breasts are a beautiful thing, but (to me anyways) they arent beautiful because of their size... theyre beautiful for all the right reasons: not only do they serve to nurture a brand new life, but they are a sign of womanhood... a soft, curvy and vivacious addition to the already beautiful female form. I love breasts because I love women, and because women love their breasts. Im actually more of an assman, but I know how hard women work to make their boobs look pretty so I make sure to give em the attention they love and deserve!

However, to the ladies that fret over the petite size of their breasts I say "if its more than fits in the hand its wasting!" If there happens to be some "waste" then so be it the more the merrier! But no woman should have to feel negative about their cup size.

FUCK YOU VERY MUCH BAYWATCH! :p

lol i wish i was suave like you, very well put

[couch-potato]

What the fuck man I came in here expecting to see a throbbing hard cock.


Just kidding... Or am I? :wtf:

[twoguysupnorth]

:weedpoke:^^ me too.

[EmericanStoner420]

Here ya go...

hey thats the joe satriana ibanez, the plexi glass one right, that things bomb is that yours?if so how much was it? how long have you been playin

[Mountaindewzilla]

honestly, i was expecting to see some cock.

watching that video of the hoff made me feel really bad for him, from both perspectives. it sucks that his daughter was all messing with him, but it is really sad that booze got ahold of him, you know? it is like, alcohol is not your friend, but you kick it with alcohol, and you have a good time. the problem is, if you hang out with alcohol too much, the fucker steals all of your shit, changes the way you roll, and kicks the shit out of your sober self.

weed isn't like that. weed is a whole fucking planet, a whole frame of reference in and of itself.
i'm leaving for a couple of weeks wednesday, or i might get drunk and post a picture of my cock for shock value :D

i'm loving this forum.

[sexy smoke]

You wouldn't be very impressed, trust me. Pamela Anderson I'm not. (A fact that, intellectually, I'm extremely grateful for!) What you see in the avatar is a very close approximation, sadly.

I actually prefer small boobs!

[c of green]

i din't even think twice about coming in here...........................makes me wonder???........back in reality natural boobs are the best

[ghosty]

ok im SO glad this was a joke thread... i kinda thought something was up cause i saw it and was like "wtf we cant show that on can.com?"

[partyguy420]

I'm 5' 10 1/2", and at the moment I weigh 127 lbs. So almost 6 feet tall but not quite. I always wanted to be shorter.
your just barely taller then me... LOL...im 5'9'' and 3/4

[5016169]

:stoned:
My knob, you like :thumbsup:

[Mississippi Steve]

You wouldn't be very impressed, trust me. Pamela Anderson I'm not. (A fact that, intellectually, I'm extremely grateful for!) What you see in the avatar is a very close approximation, sadly.

Nothing sad about them BG.... my GF has about the same size and they make us both very happy:thumbsup:

[green leaf]

You can get some good money from collectors for those twoguys

[GraziLovesMary]

lol i wish i was suave like you, very well put

heh dont worry dude, its alot easier when there is no time limit on responding. I can take my time and say exactly what I want so that exactly what I am trying to convey is communicated correctly (ooh... alliteration :P). Anyways, it doesnt always work as well verbally.. Ive gotten myself caught up in some tongue twisters and been left feelin stupid!!