you know you've had too much weed to smoke when...

[cannabis campbell]

finish off...

[dejayou30]

Hell has frozen over and pigs are flying? :jointsmile:

[cannabis campbell]

true true... :stoned:

[WalkaWalka]

when I try to fuck a 32 year old mom

[Kyrandian]

when you forget to smoke

[Breukelen advocaat]

you've smoked yourself straight.

[cannabis campbell]

lol good one ^

not possible though

[hateyoul3itch]

when you mistake your bestfriend for jackie chan

[cannabis campbell]

LOL

[Breukelen advocaat]

you say that the U.S. military is run by the Chief Joints of Stash.

[ACosmicVillain]

you've smoked yourself straight.

Oh, it's happened to me before. I'll take a massive hit of something and feel completely normal and be all "FUCK! Well, THAT'S weed I wasted!". A minute or so later, everything sort of feels like this:

[REEFERDREAMZ]

I actually dont know until the next morning when my I wake up and have my bowl still packed I never smoked...LOL

[LittleLefty90]

when you can't see past your fingertips

[couch-potato]

When my vision blurs the moment I exhale the smoke.

[cannabis campbell]

when your sitting around the camp fire and here people talking but can't quite distinguish the sound to a human so you think its aliens or some fuckd shit and keep hittin that fat blunt only to realise that it just fucks you up way to much and then you start to hear some shit howling in the woods only to realise 5 mins later that its cyotees because now you can see there eyes glowing in the woods from the light of the fire and then you deside that cranking up the speakers while playing some zepplin will scare them off, which it does then you just can't stop thinking how great zepplin is...........thats when i realised i had to much to smoke

Lmao :D

[enthused]

When you wake up in your neighbors house who you've never met....good times after the initial "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!"

[crudemood]

your laughing your ass off when you're parents/cops just caught you smoking.

[debob]

When your mate tells you that you're burning the toast and you think shit and fly out to the kitchen pull out the grill and there is nothing there cos you weren't making toast, DOUBLE DOH!

[Reefer Rogue]

When you can't move.

[debob]

The move thing doesn't happen to me, I'm permanently hyped up, so many times have I been asked am I speeding, I go kickboxing stoned, I am the only person I know who can do that! The munchies would move me to hell and back anyway haha

[sickstrings84]

When you ask the person you're smoking with if it's your hit, right after they pass it to you.

[Jah420]

haha some of them cracked me up..

I'd say it's when you start talking complete bollocks.. not like drunk rambling.. like full on shite.. that doesn't make any sense atall..

"Huh huh huh... lee lee awoo ja mahgoo" catch my drift? :wtf:

Also when you lose the ability to hold more than one thing.. lol you can either hold a wallet, or the thing that you're buying.. lmao that's not a good stage :stoned:

[debob]

Is it just me or does anyone else get really philosophical?

[aaaaa8]

haha one time i was smoking with this friend who likes rap music. And i went out a huge rant about how cool the 60s were and you could just smoke freely and they would pass pot to eachother in frisbees and such.

[Sabron]

When you make a sandwitch and put it in the fridge and walk upstairs with the jar of Mayo

[cannabis campbell]

When you ask the person you're smoking with if it's your hit, right after they pass it to you.

Lol true ive done that one before

[psteve]

When... they pry my cold dead fingers from around the bong.

[hotmom21]

Your body feels like it has become the couch cushion.:thumbsup:

[WEsmokeED]

when you watch the price is right and only focus on the people in the audience that yell random numbers and finally realize that everyone on the show is retarded.

Or when your sitting on the couch the next day and cant stop laughing because everyone on the price is right is retarded.

[greenvoodoo]

when you don't want to move your legs just because you realize you haven't moved them in a long while

[sam44]

When you cant comprehend language anymore. My gf was trying to talk to me and it sounded like she was just making wierd noises. I also had CEV's

Man I was fucked up. :thumbsup:

[cannabis campbell]

CEV's?

[sam44]

CEV's?

sorry speaking a fungi forum language. CEV's = Closed eye visuals

[Nightstar]

-When you wonder if someone is pinching from your stash...

[hotmom21]

When you cant comprehend language anymore. My gf was trying to talk to me and it sounded like she was just making wierd noises. I also had CEV's

Man I was fucked up. :thumbsup:

I'm glad I'm not the only one, I was starting to think I needed to see a doctor! J/K:yippee:

[pass the chicken]

when you put the bowl on the counter the table cereal in the fridge milk in the cabinet lost the spoon. All while never realizing you never got your bowl of cereal.

or

you open your microwave the next day and theres untouched food in there

[passitplz]

when your mouth and throat look like the inside of your bowl and stem... thats when you know youve deff. smoked too much

[Oneironaut]

When you've eaten so much you feel like your stomach is about to explode, and yet the only thing on your mind is how much tasty food you have in the fridge.

[MrGrinch]

you know you've smoked too much when you get the "WAA WAAAAAA'S".....that weird sound that makes it seem as though tiny monks are singning in you ears......

[WalkaWalka]

I'd say when you try to cook raman noodles without water and keep calling them Roman Numerals. The Roman Numerals habit is chronic.

[slipknotpsycho]

you pass out
you throw up
you smoke but you just get more sober
you think to yourself 'maybe i should quit'
you don't know what to smoke out of now that you've used every device in your arsenal
you feel like your shitting yourself
you laugh at anything and everything
you can't get up from the couch/bed/chair or w/e you're sitting on
your cotton mouth is make you spit more dust then the mojave desert
food no longer sounds good

[oO0Oo]

When you forget that you exist........basically, what happened to me last night. :thumbsup:

[deadfan420]

I'm come down off a huge fuckin' high right now. I couldn't even type, that's how baked I was. Time slooooowwwed waaaaaaaay down and I heard details of songs that i've never noticed before. it was fuckin' great!

[slipknotpsycho]

omgwtfbbq roxorz!!111!one1!! i'm so high!!!


:rolleyes:

[psteve]

you pass out
you throw up
you smoke but you just get more sober
you think to yourself 'maybe i should quit'
you don't know what to smoke out of now that you've used every device in your arsenal
you feel like your shitting yourself
you laugh at anything and everything
you can't get up from the couch/bed/chair or w/e you're sitting on
your cotton mouth is make you spit more dust then the mojave desert
food no longer sounds good
That's the flu.

[TX Girl]

I know when I wake up a few hours later with half a joint still in my hand or laying somewhere around me on the futon (how it doesn't catch anything on fire i dunno, but yay), the tv is blaring an infomercial and there's drool on my chest.

good times

[greatmuta]

I can identify with almost all these. I especially enjoy hearing little details in music I never noticed before that's amazing. :D

[thewindcriesmary]

When Fresh Prince is quality television. Or when you're in the middle of smoking, and get distracted with sex, and then go back to smoking, only to forget that you were smoking in the first place, and start with a whole new bowl.

[epicsoundz69]

...all the weed in the world has been smoked.

edit: No, when you spend an hour and 15 minutes trying to figure out why the car isnt starting, only to realize that you never tried to put the key in the ignition.

or...
the only movement possible for your body to make, is the reaching for, hitting, and passing of the weed. Then its back to paralyzation.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

- When you smoke 24 joints all in one hoot. If I recal correctly, that's the lethal dose. 24 smoked in succession won't kill you, has to be all at once.

[Skink]

When you put the joint down...

[Oneironaut]

- When you smoke 24 joints all in one hoot. If I recal correctly, that's the lethal dose. 24 smoked in succession won't kill you, has to be all at once.
No, it's way more than that. You'd have to smoke several times your body weight all at once. Twenty-four joints won't do shit; just get you really insanely high.

[epicsoundz69]

No, it's way more than that. You'd have to smoke several times your body weight all at once. Twenty-four joints won't do shit; just get you really insanely high.

Now I gotta find a way to smoke 24 joints at once...hmmm:jointsmile:

[REEFERDREAMZ]

:jointsmile: You have been taking time off to just get high...... 2 weeks at a time. :thumbsup:

[gsouljah]

...when you find your self thinking about the interpretation of quantum mechanics

[Trip06]

when I try to fuck a 32 year old mom

HAHAHAHAHA so true... key word "try"

[JohnnyZ]

Cougars are the only reason to go to the bar.

Has anyone else ever passed out mid-bong rip? Embarrassing.

[Mississippi Steve]

when you have to turn off the TV and the computer cause there are too many colors.

[riffermadness25]

.When your head feels like a water baloon detached from your body

.Every word in your head is spelled "QUEN"

.You think your friend looks like a chinese dragon

.When a bong rip feels like getting punched in the face

[Kroniq]

when you start smokin crack

[flyytee]

When you laugh you drool
When u just hold the blunt and forget 2 pull
Wen U cant stay awake
when everyone looks like an undercover cop