If you could make any famous figure shit themselves in public...

[NextLineIsMine]

Id choose Richard Gere, thinks he so special he probably doesnt even crap like the rest of us, mutter mutter

[halfassedjediknight]

me and my boss were talking about this this morning and he told me about how brittney spears has shat herself onstage twice already. i never knew haha

[NextLineIsMine]

for real man!?

[halfassedjediknight]

for real man!?

thats what he claimed. i had never heard about it.

gross.

[FakeBoobsRule]

Soooooo many: Oprah, Dr. Phil, Rosie, Paris, Ellen Degeneres, Bono, Owen Wilson, John Madden, Hillary C, OJ Simpson, just for starters but I think this thread implies one so my number one choice is still Oprah.

[halfassedjediknight]

id go with george bush so everyone finally knew just how full of shit he was hehe :D

[LIP]

Too many to list.

[TheGreenFog]

id go with george bush so everyone finally knew just how full of shit he was hehe :D

Lol...tru.


Too many to list.

I was just going to say that. HAHA...


The Fog :rastasmoke:

[Boricua]

paris hilton

[WEsmokeED]

mike tyson then id call him a little bitch and run for my life

[thcbongman]

Larry The Cable Guy for sheer entertainment value.

[smoking habit]

al sharpeton.(sp)

[mythin]

gonna have to go with any TV televangilist. That would be freaking hilarious

[slipknotpsycho]

i would say paris.... but i'll probably be ridiculed and accused of being a 'celeb hater' ...

but really she is the miss prissy type and it'd be hilarious to watch her freak out... lol...

[wholapola]

Al Sharpton...YES 100%....bring back the I-MAN!!

[crudemood]

queen elizabeth, just because it'd be funny!

[zino11]

id have to say Dr. Phil

[PaRaNoIa]

Ghandi..

[420marijuana420]

Chuck Norris

[Markass]

Paris Hilton.

[ACosmicVillain]

Owen Wilson...I loathe him more than any other "actor".

[Light It Up]

Soooooo many: Oprah, Dr. Phil, Rosie, Paris, Ellen Degeneres, Bono, Owen Wilson, John Madden, Hillary C, OJ Simpson, just for starters but I think this thread implies one so my number one choice is still Oprah.


John Madden's the funniest...

Me, I'd have to go with Kim Jong Il

[Matt the Funk]

Oprah or Al Sharpton.

[mythin]

why ghandi? cuz it looks like he was wearing diaperS?

[ACosmicVillain]

Me, I'd have to go with Kim Jong Il\

He probably does, and then shoots anyone who makes any sort of indication that they noticed.

[BoilerUp]

Steve Jobs, but then again he would just make money off of it by saying it's a fashion statement and start offering I-Depends.

[Dave Byrd]

I'm going to have to go with Queen Elizabeth, too. It's just the idea of eliciting the least regal sort of response from a dignified old lady.

Not sure I get the motivation for Gandhi. Besides, if he were still alive to provoke a colonic reaction from, it'd be real trouble. When the guy wasn't fasting, he was a committed vegetarian. Then think of all the nasty intestinal bacteria that are rampant in India combined with a high-fiber diet. It'd be a mess. A real mess.

[geonagual]

Gotta go with GWB...

[Breukelen advocaat]

The Pope

[Kind Buds]

the pope, al sharpton, jesse jackson, that guy from the westboro baptist church , jonh travolta and that other retard that is a scientoligist and a celebrity i think his name statrs with a T. OOOh and chamillionaire and all the current \"rappers\" who pose, make all those stupid ass songs like the one \"in the mall its going down\" and all the other people like that that ruin hip-hop, BRING BACK the old shit

[slipknotpsycho]

I'm going to have to go with Queen Elizabeth, too. It's just the idea of eliciting the least regal sort of response from a dignified old lady.

Not sure I get the motivation for Gandhi. Besides, if he were still alive to provoke a colonic reaction from, it'd be real trouble. When the guy wasn't fasting, he was a committed vegetarian. Then think of all the nasty intestinal bacteria that are rampant in India combined with a high-fiber diet. It'd be a mess. A real mess.

gee, thanks dr. byrd you almost made me vomit

[psteve]

...W

[SOADRULES420]

al sharpeton.(sp)

I opened the thread with the intention of putting that homos name in here. He's full of shit.:thumbsup:

[S.P.Q.R.]

Too many to list.

What he said..

[jdub61]

kirsten dunst, i hate that bitch

[couch-potato]

Whichever bullshit movie producer who thought that making the Godfather part III would be a good idea.


Fuck it, I'd rather watch him die.

[Tom Swierzbinski]

Ozzy Osboure.

SHAAAARRRRON!!! IVE SHAT MESELF!!!

[jdub61]

Whichever bullshit movie producer who thought that making the Godfather part III would be a good idea.


Fuck it, I'd rather watch him die.

...the same guy who wrote and produced the other two, francis ford coppola.

i like the 1st and the 3rd godfather movies equally, the 1st one is untouchably classic, and the 3rd one has such a great finale, the scene on the steps plus the final shot of michael, the epic trilogy couldn't have asked for a better finale, so whether or not you like sophia coppola's acting skills or the incest subplot, you at least have to admit that the 3rd godfather brings the trilogy to a very good sense of closure.

[Jah420]

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris in a drunken fucked up mess chasing after a cat with a bamboo cane...

Fuck yeah man :smokin:

[BizzleLuvin]

paris hilton, while britney spears gleefully awaits under her emaciated arse with her mouth wide open... all while balancing on the backside of ann coulter while she begs for table scraps.

[Not An Addict]

GWB..for sure. So he can wait for someone to tell him what to do in his little ear speaker.

[cannabis campbell]

arnold schwarzenegger lol

[gmoney88]

kimbo

[FakeBoobsRule]

I'm adding Nancy Grace to my list and the DA from the Duke Lacrosse case, Mike Nifebaum or however you spell it.

Pacman Jones deserves it too for being so stupid. He is pissing away a career that could make him a lot of money just to be stupid. Him and Mike Vick.

How about Bill O'Reily and Al Gore the hypocrite (his house gobbles energy like there is no tomorrow yet he lectures us).

[gmoney88]

OPRAH

[Oneironaut]

Hmm...it's a toughie, but I think I'd have to go with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

[scottbrochill]

i'm going to have to go with W. also, Tom Cruise shitting him self would give me satisfaction, haha

[Reefer Rogue]

50 cent

I shit myself 9 times :/

[Oneironaut]

How about Jesus Christ? I think it would be hilarious if he publicly shat himself during the Second Coming.

[jdub61]

I'm adding Nancy Grace to my list

ugh, good call, she is the most repulsive bitch on the planet, i just want to punch her face in everytime i walk through the living room and my mother has that nagging bitch on the TV

[Metaphor]

Maynard James Keenan and
Billy Joe Armstrong or anyone else on warped tour...

[sickstrings84]

Jay Leno - Right in the middle of his monologue.

[Oneironaut]

Bill O'Reilly, right in the middle of his monologue.

"The gays and the secular progressives are attacking Christianity again because they hate America-- ohhhhhhh uhhhh, oh God, oh my, uhh, can we cut?"

[hotmom21]

Paris. "My ass isnt hot, its on fire!" HAHAHA.:D

[WalkaWalka]

I think it would be funny if all of hollywood shit themselves at the same time not wimpy shit either explosive diahrea. Then Washington should do the same thing and all of the cops on the Cops show. That would be a grade A humbling. Then that shit should seep into the ground and kill all the woodland animals that the hollywoods are trying to use to save there carreer. The washington shit should remain in washington so that the shit smell never ever leave that place. It would become natural and the BS that goes on there.

[Oneironaut]

Like that South Park episode where they make the whole world shit itself...
South Park Episode 317 - Worldwide Recorder Concert (http://www.allsp.com/l.php?id=e48)

[hotmom21]

Like that South Park episode where they make the whole world shit itself...
South Park Episode 317 - Worldwide Recorder Concert (http://www.allsp.com/l.php?id=e48)

That was so funny!:S2: I love South Park.

[FakeBoobsRule]

Gotta add Michael Moore. Once in a while he makes a valid point, once in a while but he is so repulsive and seems like a big fat full of shit bitter man. I would like nothing more for him than to have him stand up at the buffet and just have a bad case of diarrhea all over himself and slip and fall in it.

[NextLineIsMine]

Gotta add Michael Moore. Once in a while he makes a valid point, once in a while but he is so repulsive and seems like a big fat full of shit bitter man. I would like nothing more for him than to have him stand up at the buffet and just have a bad case of diarrhea all over himself and slip and fall in it.


I dont really think that would be much of a suprise, its sort of expected of him

[AR15]

Id choose Richard Gere, thinks he so special he probably doesnt even crap like the rest of us, mutter mutter

He doesn't crap like us. His crap consists of first going to the doctor, then getting the hamsters removed from his ass, then emptying his bowels. Only after his second stage can you have your wish.

I agree, Oprah, Dr. Phil, Paris, Rosie O'Donnel, and others. I think you could add Mark Cuban, TO and definately that arrogant overrated spoiled POS Kanye West.

[REEFERDREAMZ]

I WOULD LOVE TO SIT BACK AND WATCH KELLY RIPPA, FART SO LOUD AND SHIT. REGIS COULD LAUGH AT HER ~~THAT WOULD PROBABLY BE PRETTY FUNNY.

[delusionsofNORMALity]

the problem with choosing folks like oprah and tom cruise is that their shit don't stink, so you'd never know they crapped themselves. for some unknown reason i'd enjoy seeing bob barker shit himself in the middle of the price is right. i wonder what price the contestants would put on that.