Glass Penis Shaped Pipe...

[JustinSKS]

I was once browsing the internet and I came across a penis shaped pipe...I would really like to purchase this pipe...I can not seem to find it again. So if anyone even has any ideas of where a penis pipe is on this big ol' internet, please link me. If you got the right one, which you might...I will cream. :D Lol. Thanks for your time.

[JustinSKS]

I am sorry, I found it...Like just now. Turns out it's not glass. It's ceramic. I couldn't find it because it wasn't labeled penis pipe. GrassCity.Com - Ceramic Waterpipe (http://shop.grasscity.com/shop/grasscity/kb006.html?id=fC6F4dYk) Here it is.

[TheDefiler]

Wow....thats kinda funny. U can smoke weed and pole at the same time....LOL!

[TheDefiler]

It was a joke, dont take it seriously Kaka

[Reefer Rogue]

hahaha... go for it i guess...

[mattks1]

dirty mf'er, i might have to "accidentally" ;) drop that if it was passed to me in rotation. well, look at it this way, if you did buy that im sure it has its benefits, like letting everyone know upfront that youre homosexual instead of making us wonder.lol

[Solitude]

Whatever floats your boat :hippy:

[JustinSKS]

I'm not even homosexual. I just think it's an interesting piece.

[TheDefiler]

It would be good as a girls pipe i guess....or a gay guys pipe.

[JustinSKS]

Either way...I am buying it. Lol.

[aaaaa8]

hehe it doesnt matter what orientation it is its still funny.

[SirReal]

i might have to "accidentally" ;) drop that if it was passed to me in rotation.

if i knew how to defame you i would, NEVER DROP A BONG!

[Jeff Spicoli]

hahahahaha, thanks buddy

[robo scat]

I'll agree it's interesting, I still wouldn't want to put my mouth anywhere near it.

[indicagrower]

every homophobic none cocksucking man on this site WOULD hit a cockpipe reguardless of what you say on here..i myself would hit it out in the open..i understand some of ya'll need or prefer the closet..to each his own

[maggie x]

hahahaha, did you read the reviews? :D

[JustinSKS]

LOL so many homophobics on this site...

I'd buy it. I'd smoke it. That doesn't mean that you're gay. It'd be an interesting party piece, though.

"Wanna hit 'The Penis'?"

+rep dude. Finally someone who agrees. Well actually a few people have agreed. But a lot of people are way overreacting. It's not a real cock. It's a piece of hardened clay. Ooooh! Must make you a homo. God forbid... :D

[PENCIL]

that thing is funny as shit. i'd totally buy that and just stare at it and laugh all night.

[mattks1]

every homophobic none cocksucking man on this site WOULD hit a cockpipe reguardless of what you say on here..i myself would hit it out in the open..i understand some of ya'll need or prefer the closet..to each his own

bet me i wouldnt hit that. lol, theres been many a dick shaped pipe passed by me. im not hitting a falic shaped bong. and yes you do drop a bong, if its shaped like a penis. that is, if you accidentally let it touch your hands.

[JetFoi34]

to see how many of your friends after you invite them over to smoke will actaullly end up smoking out of it or not
its dam hilarious

[BlAzInIt4:20]

my mother had a ceramic pipe of a woman, you sparked up her boobs and then took the hit from her kooter lmao.. funny ass bong

[KingsBlend420]

My friend has a pipe of a naked woman, but NEVER have I seen a pipe in the shape of a penis. Weird imo, I wouldn't buy it and you would never find me having a sesh with a bunch of guys smoking a penis.

[huh]

i know a girl that has a penis pipe, but its made out of stone. i hit it one time when i was really drunk cuz i didnt know it was a penis at first.

[sefi]

lol, id probably buy a pipe like that, give it to my gf, and tell her to practice ahahahah

[BlAzInIt4:20]

hahaha not funny

[Edd.roadrunner]

just type "penis bong" in google images... duuuuh...:thumbsup:

[SirReal]

Seriously 95% of people on this thread need to grow up, its a bong, the reason you use it is to get high. You're taking a hit off it, not committing sodomy. There is a huge difference between smoking bongs and being a homosexual. I personally think this thread should be closed before it gets for a lack of a better word... flamed.

[Kid Dynamite]

I think it'd be a pretty fun piece to smoke out of, but i wouldn't buy it simply because i spend a long time choosing a new bong and it wouldn't be a penis shaped one...

[ToDrunkToFish]

Justin, first I read your post about your 'gay' poems that you say arent gay at all.

And now your lookin for a Penis shape Pipe. And you still say you arent gay.

Your really pushin this whole 'Not gay' thing.

[M3nt0R]

I think people have forgotten the definition of standards...

the 'mature' ones are the ones complaining most...mostly about homophobic.

Just like you preach about accepting homosexuals, you should also accept homophobes for who they are. Everyone is allowed to think as they wish, and that's on thing you should all recognize, especially since you are all pro legalization of marijuana because it's been a right that has been ripped off from you.

[mattks1]

hmm, i got bad rep. for being a supposed homophobe. comm'on guys, i didnt know this was judgement day. btw, im not a homophobe Billionfold. you know what happens when you assume........:s2:

[Adrenaline Rush]

LMAO! that's what you call a hit str8 to the balls!

Actually, a buddy of mine has a smaller glass pipe that ALMOST looks like a penis. It even has a part that looks like testicles, only it's a straight pipe (almost like an erected penis). Anyways, we always joke around saying, "bring out the penis pipe"...LMAO! Then we started questioning ourselves saying, damn, if this was really a penis replica, how many people would we actually see turn it down. Which reminded me so much of this comment (you gotta love this LMAO!!!):


Review by pickamuffin on 27-09-2003
this. bong. RULES. it's almost a foot long, a little heavy, and hits smoothly. it's also GREAT to pass around at parties - you get some strange facial expressions and stuttered "i... i can't.... i can't hit this!" but in the end, who'd turn down the hit? especially for the price, this is a GREAT piece.

[carbonblaze]

shit id jam that motherfucker in my ass if i thought it would get me hi

[Breukelen advocaat]

Hell, since you're going get thristy, and when you need to drink, here's some items to go with the Penis Bong:

Flesh Colored Penis Shot Glass (http://www.bachelorette.com/flescolpecsh.html)

The Blow Job Shot Glass (http://www.bachelorette.com/headshotglass.html)

Mr. Penis Ice Mold - Makes a Penis Ice Sculpture (http://www.bacheloretteparties.com/mrpenicemolm.html)

[M3nt0R]

Hell, since you're going get thristy, and when you need to drink, here's some items to go with the Penis Bong:

Flesh Colored Penis Shot Glass (http://www.bachelorette.com/flescolpecsh.html)

The Blow Job Shot Glass (http://www.bachelorette.com/headshotglass.html)

Mr. Penis Ice Mold - Makes a Penis Ice Sculpture (http://www.bacheloretteparties.com/mrpenicemolm.html)

Now imagine your mother walking in on you with all this stuff on your desk as you open your eyes and yell "MOM CLOSE THAT DOOR!"

[JustinSKS]

Justin, first I read your post about your 'gay' poems that you say arent gay at all.

And now your lookin for a Penis shape Pipe. And you still say you arent gay.

Your really pushin this whole 'Not gay' thing.

Yes...All those things I wrote and this topic too does not make me gay at all. Even if everything I wrote or asked about might have been extremely homo-erotic in nature...Does not actually make me homosexual. Damn.

[scream]

my old headshop had penis pipes, they made me laugh

[greenvoodoo]

Its almost a foot long

I think they needed to be more realistic

[A Scanner Darkly]

Just because somebody wouldn't stick a dick-shaped object in their mouth doesn't make them a homophobe. Some people need to fucking relax.

[friendoftheend]

LOL so many homophobics on this site...

I'd buy it. I'd smoke it. That doesn't mean that you're gay. It'd be an interesting party piece, though.

"Wanna hit 'The Penis'?"

That kinda sounds like a pick-up line that is bound for disaster lol :wtf:

[S.P.Q.R.]

Lmao that's great :stoned:

[CoMfOrTaBlYnUmB420]

i showed that to my friend while we were high and i seriosly couldnt stop laughing about that thing. im not gay at all all but sure id hit that thing with you

[mykalromero]

i didnt want to look but i did anyways

[JustinSKS]

Well, can't wait till payday!

[Escher]

haha have fun with that..

[420marijuana420]

There was on that looked kinda like this in cruel intentions. It was the scene where Sebastian was hatching a plan with a gay kid and the gay kid was weighing out the weed with a penis bong infront of him

Id get this pipe and the suck on it even when I'm not hitting it then I'd get some KY and shove it up my butt while I watch queer eye for the straight guy... WAIT... THAT DOSN'T MAKE ME GAY, RIGHT????????

[orangeman]

Not a homophob so don't even try to call me one, but honestly that pipe is just weird. Please make sure if you use that it's only by your self because no one will do anything but laugh if you pull that dick out xD. Hope you have fun giving a blow job and blowing out smoke-cum :D.

[Reefer Rogue]

That pipe is for penis lovers. End of.

[cannabis campbell]

Lol i suppose but its interesting how the same person who wants a big penis bong is the same person who wrote a poem about being fucked by his dad.

[Bong ripper420]

i've been on 4 cruises and the islands usually sell wooden pipes and they always have penis one's

[orangeman]

Lol i suppose but its interesting how the same person who wants a big penis bong is the same person who wrote a poem about being fucked by his dad.

Lol really? I wanna read it xD

[JustinSKS]

Lol really? I wanna read it xD

Here.(Crying tears of joy, not sadness foo's)


My father is a not a prick
He lets me have his dick

I bend over and spread my cheeks
He fucks me till my asshole leaks

When he cums I let him lap up the cream pie
Being fucked by my dad makes me cry

Don't you feel bad for I am not sad
For I feel that I have the best dad

[mattks1]

damnit, i hope everyone that makes a homosexual comment about this pipe gets bad rep from BILLIONFOLD!!!! cause i sure as hell did. bastard!!!!:S3:

[orangeman]

Here.(Crying tears of joy, not sadness foo's)


My father is a not a prick
He lets me have his dick

I bend over and spread my cheeks
He fucks me till my asshole leaks

When he cums I let him lap up the cream pie
Being fucked by my dad makes me cry

Don't you feel bad for I am not sad
For I feel that I have the best dad

LOL!!! 5 stars

[werd328]

Dude, no.

[JustinSKS]

LOL!!! 5 stars

Yo, thanks a bunch man! :D Glad you like it. Woot all my 5 r blong to this! Newgrounds dude. :D

[twoguysupnorth]

lady godiva's adult emporium in canada had a real glass one if you havnt bought yours yet. google it. its .ca not .com.

[JustinSKS]

lady godiva's adult emporium in canada had a real glass one if you havnt bought yours yet. google it. its .ca not .com.

Dude, that's awesome. I'll try and find it. It was a glass pipe/bong right? Not a dildo. I sure hope not.

[twoguysupnorth]

lol, no it wasnt a dildo. it was a bubbler i think. ive been there, its a combo adult store and head shop. i thought about buying it, but i didnt want to try and explain it to the border patrol, they have mail order though.

[xcrispi]

I am sorry, I found it...Like just now. Turns out it's not glass. It's ceramic. I couldn't find it because it wasn't labeled penis pipe. GrassCity.Com - Ceramic Waterpipe (http://shop.grasscity.com/shop/grasscity/kb006.html?id=fC6F4dYk) Here it is.

The genetailia of paraphenalia LOL .
Just remember to suck , don't blow !!!! :D
Crispi :jointsmile:

[slpntrx5]

i'd not only smoke repeated giant rips out of it, i'd also probably give it a bj, just for shits and giggles.

and no, i myself, am NOT a homosexual.

i love the dr. seuss stripes on it lolol

reminds me of that scene in 40 year old virgin lol

[Gunner420]

haha remember.....its for smoking ONLY

[wicked]

Id take a hit out of it, a bong is a bong, dont matter whut the shape of it is.

[MisterGreen]

man this thread has given me many laughs tonight haha and i don't want to get involved so i'll leave it at that lol.

[twoguysupnorth]

that is kind of an ugly dick, looks like a strange type of gourd. lol did you ever find godivas?

[Jah420]

lol i think its funny as fuck

[slipknotpsycho]

i wouldn't own it.... but meh, it's not like it's a real dick... jeez <.< people are scared of the weirdest things...

[shaggzx]

Silly homophobics and they're insecurities. It's not a cock, it's a pipe. And yes, I think it's hilarious, as Billionfold said, "Wanna hit the penis?" Smoke that shit up homie. If you're not gay and you know you're not gay, whats the problem? Hitting a penis bong doesn't make you gay. And hey, if you are gay or a lady, you have a sex toy for use after smoking, so look at the bright side.

[DaPolarBear]

There was on that looked kinda like this in cruel intentions. It was the scene where Sebastian was hatching a plan with a gay kid and the gay kid was weighing out the weed with a penis bong infront of him

Id get this pipe and the suck on it even when I'm not hitting it then I'd get some KY and shove it up my butt while I watch queer eye for the straight guy... WAIT... THAT DOSN'T MAKE ME GAY, RIGHT????????

Dude, I knew I'd seen a penis pipe somewhere before. That movie is kickass, BTW.

Dude, I'd so get that. Just for the hell of it, maybe drop it off at one of the local homophobic fundie churches.

[slipknotpsycho]

Silly homophobics and they're insecurities. It's not a cock, it's a pipe. And yes, I think it's hilarious, as Billionfold said, "Wanna hit the penis?" Smoke that shit up homie. If you're not gay and you know you're not gay, whats the problem? Hitting a penis bong doesn't make you gay. And hey, if you are gay or a lady, you have a sex toy for use after smoking, so look at the bright side.

ok when you put it that way, i ain't smoking out of it... who knows what dark holes it's been in... o.0

[JerryGarcia]

Name it "Dick."

[graph]

I'd give it to someone I REALLY hated.

[darkside]

can you imagine telling a girl,"hey wanna smoke my cock?":D

[mattks1]

:thumbsup:glad to see the DONG BONG make it a month on the boards