Sweet Mom's gf

[crazyape]

So i see this girl i really really appreciate and we're both in the same mood. i work together at the same place and her mom too:S... the problem is that mommy doesn't let me see my beauty outside of the work and when we're talkin at the job she's like "Be professsinnal stop talkin and do your job"
so i try to convince her to let me see my sweety outside our fuckin job... "it depends on the moods of mama" damn she is pissing me off... because i really love this girl... like i can't stop thinking about her for a moment so i try everything to convince her. I'm not a bad boi and she knows that (lol no guys i don,t smoke a lot that's not the point) and... anyway... please help me i'm so desperate!

[Ganj]

Have you tried masturbating? That seems to help when I experience separation-anxiety. All right, so that isn't what you were hoping for but it always seems to work for me? Let me get this straight. Moms is preventing you from being with her daughter? Give it some time. You have to prove yourself to parents and ultimately you will learn a valuable lesson from it, and get laid.

[crazyape]

Have you tried masturbating? That seems to help when I experience separation-anxiety.

lol yess ganj i tried this, i still try, but like some song said "'Cause even when I dream of you /The sweetest dream would never do /I'd still miss you, baby"
:hippy:

[Ganj]

lol yess ganj i tried this, i still try, but like some song said "'Cause even when I dream of you /The sweetest dream would never do /I'd still miss you, baby"
:hippy:

You pervert! That song was written for his daughter! Yeah, I guess you can interpret it for your love as well.

[KingsBlend420]

If I understand the situation correctly, you work with this girl that you're really digging, yet her mom won't let you talk to her outside of work. This might not help, but all I can really suggest is that you somehow show the mom how much you care about the girl. Perhaps buy the girl flower's one day, and give them to her in front of her mom to help show that you really aren't a bad guy and you truly do care. What does the girl think about you?

[crazyape]

You pervert! That song was written for his daughter! Yeah, I guess you can interpret it for your love as well.

i know man, but liv is soooo gorgeous!!
lmao!

Edit: yeah i tought abotu that, i wrote something for my sweety, but she doesn't understand english very much http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/56729231/
maybe if i show it to her (with a translation) maybe she's gonna understand?
i think the real problem is that she always say that she trust me and that she appreciate me but when it's time to see her daughter she doesn't really open minded:mad:

[birdgirl73]

How old are you and how old is the girl? Does her mom still control every aspect of the girl's life? Because it seems like one option might be for your to find another job and then just ask the girl out and begin to date her away from the prying eyes of mama. Your ladylove probably is going to need to stand up to her mom and assert her independence.

If you're both just 14 or so, then that answer might be altogether different. If that's the case, you might just both have to wait till you're older.

[crazyape]

How old are you and how old is the girl? Does her mom still control every aspect of the girl's life? Because it seems like one option might be for your to find another job and then just ask the girl out and begin to date her away from the prying eyes of mama. Your ladylove probably is going to need to stand up to her mom and assert her independence.

If you're both just 14 or so, then that answer might be altogether different. If that's the case, you might just both have to wait till you're older.

i am 18 and she is turning 16

[Jizzle Blizzle420]

Simple. Cut her moms head off. Eat the body.

By the way I probably wouldnt do that.

[crazyape]

yeah i friend of mine told me to do that, so that's what i've done right away, but the problem is that i find out that she was from a rare species that can heals her bodypart like an hydra:mad:
i'm like an epic heroe who is facing his chimera trying to save my princess damn!

[darkestXredX]

i am 18 and she is turning 16

thats why

she doesnt want her daughter seeing older guys probaly
plus techniaclly its illegal...at this point

and i dont know if its stated anywere but...does she like you too or you just like her?

[mrdevious]

Dude, he's Canadian, that's so not illegal. The current laws set out by the conservative government say it's all legal as long as you're within 5 years of each other. The age of consent under the Liberals was 14, but I don't know if that's been changed (I think it should). Honestly, I think 5 years is a bit too much, I mean you could have some 18 year old pervert having sex with a 13 year old! :barf::wtf:

[crazyape]

thats why

she doesnt want her daughter seeing older guys probaly
plus techniaclly its illegal...at this point

and i dont know if its stated anywere but...does she like you too or you just like her?

haha you're so funny darkestred, EVERY friends of mine have older boyfriends or younger girlfriend, yess she likes me too, a lot, and it's not like it was a big deal 2 years... normally my friend have 2 or 3 years of difference between their love... 17/18?16/18?17/19?18/23? do you want other exemples?;)

[delusionsofNORMALity]

run away from both the girl and her mother as fast as you can, find someone to have meaningless casual sex with and consider yourself lucky to have escaped being trapped by your hormones into years of torment and degradation.

gee, do i sound a tad bitter?:rolleyes:

[Jizzle Blizzle420]

run away from both the girl and her mother as fast as you can, find someone to have meaningless casual sex with and consider yourself lucky to have escaped being trapped by your hormones into years of torment and degradation.

gee, do i sound a tad bitter?:rolleyes:

I second this. You should have lots of casual unprotected sex with multiple people. The nastier the better.

[Hardcore Newbie]

I think the age has been raised to 16 here in Canada because it was a big debate.

[Skink]

Well you sound like your 14,,,so maybe Mom is looking for someone who is more mature...

[GraziLovesMary]

Well you sound like your 14,,,so maybe Mom is looking for someone who is more mature...

Nah I think hes just a Quebecian

[GraziLovesMary]

You pervert! That song was written for his daughter! Yeah, I guess you can interpret it for your love as well.

See the funny thing is... you call him a pervert because you assume he took something that was meant one way and twisted it to make it sexual.. but have you seen some of the things Steven and Liv have done onstage??? A little AWKwarrrrrdd....

I, for one, am not going to be the first person to go on record and say what I think Steven had in mind when he wrote a song to and about his daughter. Maybe it was just plain ol' fatherly love. Lets hope that was all it was... ew... and shes smokin hot too thats what kills me...

[OniEhtRedrum781]

When I saw the title of this thread, I thought it was gonna be some juicy sex story.... I was disappointed...

[big smoke07]

When I saw the title of this thread, I thought it was gonna be some juicy sex story.... I was disappointed...

I feel you.

[crazyape]

When I saw the title of this thread, I thought it was gonna be some juicy sex story.... I was disappointed...

i already had sex with a 30 years mom... her daughter had 12 and she was too young as you can see... but why all of you are full of prejudice? i tought that i could be able to find so good tip in here... but you're all bothering about so futile thing... i'm just asking you if you know some good way to convince her mother?
... that's it that's all

Edit: oh and Grazilovesmary... why are you searching fuck in this thread? seriously dude that show that you're not very strong... lol because you're doin it in a place that's safe for you and your little person...because your fearful of others... haha poor guy have some gutts plz that would be appreciate
:hippy:

[Markass]

Well you sound like your 14,,,so maybe Mom is looking for someone who is more mature...

lol...ditto

[crazyape]

ah com on guys in 15 replies there's not even one great...
!!!

[KingsBlend420]

I still think you should do something iin front of the mom that helps in some way show that you care about her daughter. Probably sucking up to the mom also. lol

[420marijuana420]

When I saw the title of this thread, I thought it was gonna be some juicy sex story.... I was disappointed...

me too, it's misleading. It reminds me of the time I first heard about desperate housewives.


anyways, you should try to get the mom fired or transferred.

edit: don't let the girl find out

[GraziLovesMary]

Edit: oh and Grazilovesmary... why are you searching fuck in this thread? seriously dude that show that you're not very strong... lol because you're doin it in a place that's safe for you and your little person...because your fearful of others... haha poor guy have some gutts plz that would be appreciate
:hippy:

HUH!??? :wtf:


waitwaitwaitwait.... are you implying that you interpreted my remark about you being a "Quebecian" as a derogatory term?? Because you interpreted it incorrectly. I have lots of friends in Montreal and all over Quebec. Its just a word I made up, calm down lol. I do that alot.

I dont come on the internet looking for fights, I come here to relax and enjoy myself. If I was looking for a fight Id go someplace more satisfying. Like DC. Internet fights just dont do it for me.

[crazyape]

HUH!??? :wtf:


waitwaitwaitwait.... are you implying that you interpreted my remark about you being a "Quebecian" as a derogatory term?? Because you interpreted it incorrectly. I have lots of friends in Montreal and all over Quebec. Its just a word I made up, calm down lol. I do that alot.

I dont come on the internet looking for fights, I come here to relax and enjoy myself. If I was looking for a fight Id go someplace more satisfying. Like DC. Internet fights just dont do it for me.

oh ok... sorry dude, it's just that i know that rest of the Canandians don't like us a lot because we're french...
Edit: or they like us for what we have, not what we are

[KingsBlend420]

Les personnes qui n'aiment pas les francais sont des connard. Aller la langue Francaise :thumbsup: . Ya du progret avec la fille crazyape?

[crazyape]

Les personnes qui n'aiment pas les francais sont des connard. Aller la langue Francaise :thumbsup: . Ya du progret avec la fille crazyape?

haha et bien je te dirais que j'ai pris une mini marche avec elle hier et on s'est coller beaucoup, mais je pense lui faire lire ce que je vous ai montré... au pire je lui traduierai.
->When i think about it (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/56729231/)

[Hardcore Newbie]

I used to be somewhat fluent, but yeah i can't keep up with you guys :(

[crazyape]

wtf... she said to me that her mom want fire me because i love her daughter!! ok she's not tha real boss but she haves certain powers... even if she can't do that... it's just that the meaning of that, i'm like really pissed off right now:mad:
what would be the reason while she's gonna ask my boss to do so? She would be like "He loves my daughter"
damn!

[KingsBlend420]

Comme elle et stupide cet mere. La mere ne peu pas empecher que toi et la fille sorte ensemble.

[GraziLovesMary]

oh ok... sorry dude, it's just that i know that rest of the Canandians don't like us a lot because we're french...
Edit: or they like us for what we have, not what we are

nah dont worry about that shit mon ami, I dont discriminate on such unimportant levels as race, color, religion, heritage, etc... Preconceived notions destroy us as a species. I discriminate based upon ignorance and indifference. Of which you display no signs of. Plus, Quebec is one of my favorite places in Canada... its the most European by far and Im really starting to miss Europe alot. Especially talking to as many Europeans as I do on these forums :(

The reason I brought up my observation that you were from Quebec in the first place is because somebody mentioned you sounded like 13 or something because of how your posts read. I have a few friends from Quebec that I talk to on the internet so I knew its not so much an issue of age and maturity as translation and language-barriers.

Oh and as far as the rest of Cananananananada goes... FUCK THE HATERS. Who cares if somebody else doesnt like you, much less why. If they hate on you because youre French or because you have something they dont, then that makes them just as much of a racist bigot as the sterotypical southern KKK redneck. The fact that they hate you for such a silly reason displays their ignorance for all to see. When confronted by blatant racism like that I like laughing right in its face. Its funny to me because instead of hearing racially-charged comments, I hear:

"oh pardon me... I just wanted to say that I am ill-educated and ignorant. I was most likely raised to hate you for a small variety of groundless reasons that doubtless you cant help or change. My hatred of you displays my fear of you due to misunderstanding and an extra-healthy dose of ignorance. Please have mercy on my soul by ending my life."

And when you laugh in the face of hatred... then THEY get pissed off. Which is beautiful because all theyre trying to do is piss you off.. you get mad, they win. So when you laugh, then they get mad and YOU win lol its beautiful.


As far as the girl and her mother goes.. Her mother is threatened by you. It sounds almost identical to my last girl and her mother. Assuming its the same, her mother is harbouring a possibly unhealthy obsession with her daughter as that was the deal in my case. My ex was the only girl (and the first child at that) and her mom couldnt accept the fact that her daughter was growing up. She wanted to be mommy and have her mommy/littlegirl relationship for the rest of her life and all that was triggered as soon as she realized we were serious. When we first started dating she was all about it.. my exes last boyfriends were worthless assholes, and then here I come ya know? Her mom was so happy there was somebody out there that loved her daughter and treated her right. Then she started changing her opinion. She began assuming that since her daughter was getting more and more serious about the relationship, then to her that meant her daughter was going to begin breaking away from her family and eventually just never talk to them again or some similar absurdly incorrect conclusion. Then she began trying to force her to spend time with her all the time.. became terribly overbearing.. it was horrible. Her desparation caused her to be blind to the fact that the more she tried tighten her grip, the more of her daughter would squeeze through her fingers. And yes I just turned a Star-Wars quote into a metaphor of my own design :P

You might not want to hear this, but there was the same age difference between me and mine as you and yours. And in fact we started our 4 year relationship at the same ages as you two. My opinion would be to just let that one go. Its possible that you and her could end up having a relationship, but her mother would most definitely put an unbearable amount of stress on the girl, and possibly kick her out. Just because thats her daughter doesnt mean she wouldnt make such an emotionally unstable move. Ive seen worse happen under even more absurd circumstances. If you really have these feelings for this girl then just back off a bit. You dont have to drop her altogether, but just realize what kind of effect the worst-case scenario could have on this girl. Keep things friendly and neutral until you feel things out better. That would be my advice.

[crazyape]

nah dont worry about that shit mon ami, I dont discriminate on such unimportant levels as race, color, religion, heritage, etc... Preconceived notions destroy us as a species. I discriminate based upon ignorance and indifference. Of which you display no signs of. Plus, Quebec is one of my favorite places in Canada... its the most European by far and Im really starting to miss Europe alot. Especially talking to as many Europeans as I do on these forums :(

The reason I brought up my observation that you were from Quebec in the first place is because somebody mentioned you sounded like 13 or something because of how your posts read. I have a few friends from Quebec that I talk to on the internet so I knew its not so much an issue of age and maturity as translation and language-barriers.

Oh and as far as the rest of Cananananananada goes... FUCK THE HATERS. Who cares if somebody else doesnt like you, much less why. If they hate on you because youre French or because you have something they dont, then that makes them just as much of a racist bigot as the sterotypical southern KKK redneck. The fact that they hate you for such a silly reason displays their ignorance for all to see. When confronted by blatant racism like that I like laughing right in its face. Its funny to me because instead of hearing racially-charged comments, I hear:

"oh pardon me... I just wanted to say that I am ill-educated and ignorant. I was most likely raised to hate you for a small variety of groundless reasons that doubtless you cant help or change. My hatred of you displays my fear of you due to misunderstanding and an extra-healthy dose of ignorance. Please have mercy on my soul by ending my life."

And when you laugh in the face of hatred... then THEY get pissed off. Which is beautiful because all theyre trying to do is piss you off.. you get mad, they win. So when you laugh, then they get mad and YOU win lol its beautiful.


As far as the girl and her mother goes.. Her mother is threatened by you. It sounds almost identical to my last girl and her mother. Assuming its the same, her mother is harbouring a possibly unhealthy obsession with her daughter as that was the deal in my case. My ex was the only girl (and the first child at that) and her mom couldnt accept the fact that her daughter was growing up. She wanted to be mommy and have her mommy/littlegirl relationship for the rest of her life and all that was triggered as soon as she realized we were serious. When we first started dating she was all about it.. my exes last boyfriends were worthless assholes, and then here I come ya know? Her mom was so happy there was somebody out there that loved her daughter and treated her right. Then she started changing her opinion. She began assuming that since her daughter was getting more and more serious about the relationship, then to her that meant her daughter was going to begin breaking away from her family and eventually just never talk to them again or some similar absurdly incorrect conclusion. Then she began trying to force her to spend time with her all the time.. became terribly overbearing.. it was horrible. Her desparation caused her to be blind to the fact that the more she tried tighten her grip, the more of her daughter would squeeze through her fingers. And yes I just turned a Star-Wars quote into a metaphor of my own design :P

You might not want to hear this, but there was the same age difference between me and mine as you and yours. And in fact we started our 4 year relationship at the same ages as you two. My opinion would be to just let that one go. Its possible that you and her could end up having a relationship, but her mother would most definitely put an unbearable amount of stress on the girl, and possibly kick her out. Just because thats her daughter doesnt mean she wouldnt make such an emotionally unstable move. Ive seen worse happen under even more absurd circumstances. If you really have these feelings for this girl then just back off a bit. You dont have to drop her altogether, but just realize what kind of effect the worst-case scenario could have on this girl. Keep things friendly and neutral until you feel things out better. That would be my advice.

haha i love your lhyper-long posts lolll but i gues that i mswritten my introduction to this thread since now you discovered my indentity as a french:D
but that's what the girl said lately... that i must back off a bit if i want to see her later... but i'm still having her on my mind... so i'd do my best to be with her anyhow

[GraziLovesMary]

haha i love your lhyper-long posts lolll but i gues that i mswritten my introduction to this thread since now you discovered my indentity as a french:D
but that's what the girl said lately... that i must back off a bit if i want to see her later... but i'm still having her on my mind... so i'd do my best to be with her anyhow

Fuck that dude, be proud of what you are. You cant change who you are or where you came from, so unless you are proud of those things then you are going to suffer for the rest of your life. Most people that hate on the French as a whole only do it because its popular. They cant even give a reason why if you ask them, Ive done it lol. Anyway France kicks ass and Quebec does too so fuck the haters. Oh and French women are some of my favorite in the world. God damnit all to hell I think Im just gonna swim over to Europe... all this talking about it is really makin me start to miss it. Probably that mixed with the fact that Ill most likely be going into the military and then over to Europe soon.

But yeah dont fuck yourself over man... her mom might put enough stress on her to just make her drop you altogether, for her sake or yours. If that happens you dont want to end up getting too depressed about it, so I would just advise you to chill out and assume that thats whats gonna happen anyways.. start to expect it so that if things end up working out it will be a pleasant surprise.

[crazyape]

Fuck that dude, be proud of what you are. You cant change who you are or where you came from, so unless you are proud of those things then you are going to suffer for the rest of your life. Most people that hate on the French as a whole only do it because its popular. They cant even give a reason why if you ask them, Ive done it lol. Anyway France kicks ass and Quebec does too so fuck the haters. Oh and French women are some of my favorite in the world. God damnit all to hell I think Im just gonna swim over to Europe... all this talking about it is really makin me start to miss it. Probably that mixed with the fact that Ill most likely be going into the military and then over to Europe soon.

But yeah dont fuck yourself over man... her mom might put enough stress on her to just make her drop you altogether, for her sake or yours. If that happens you dont want to end up getting too depressed about it, so I would just advise you to chill out and assume that thats whats gonna happen anyways.. start to expect it so that if things end up working out it will be a pleasant surprise.

i like deep person like you:thumbsup:
i'm training myself to be more like that:p

[Hardcore Newbie]

the only reason to hate on quebec is a few of it's policies, and nothing to do with the people there. Quebec is pretty damn cool with some of the most laid back people :D