Funniest Word For Cannabis?

[Jah420]

Damn.. so many different terms for Cannabis.. which one do you use, and which one do you think sounds the funniest?

Personally I like to use 'Cannabis'.. It's a fuckin hilarious word.. reminds me of police and politicians.. "Let's go some some cannabis."

:smokin:

[Skink]

gotta be Ganja...

[Jah420]

gotta be Ganja...

Haha yeah.. I know a guy who strictly calls it 'Ganj'

[Staurm]

I like the word "dank", never heard it before until I came on here. Where does that come from guys?

[Skink]

I like the word "dank", never heard it before until I came on here. Where does that come from guys?

Yeah,,,first tim I herad it was here too...

[Breukelen advocaat]

Funny: The way marijuana is pronounced/sung by David Peel, with a heavy New York accent, in his 1960's pot anthem, I Like Marijuana, a parody of the old Peanut Butter Song.

MAH-RAH-WANNAH

MAR-RAH
MAR-RAH-WANNA!

Peel was reportedly at the 35th annual New York City Pot Parade, in May, 2007 and he's still singing it.

[xxxhazexxx]

sticky floss:thumbsup:

[Bob the Awesome]

Personally, calling it 'dank', just 'dank', personally I think it sounds so silly and pathetic when people actually say it << Although I find myself having to use it with certain people.

[RamblerGambler]

Personally I love the people who use the word Dank to describe everything.

As for favorite word, either Buddah or Reefer.

"So, you boy's tokin the reefer?

[footpaul]

cheeba or buddah

[M3nt0R]

Funny: The way marijuana is pronounced/sung by David Peel, with a heavy New York accent, in his 1960's pot anthem, I Like Marijuana, a parody of the old Peanut Butter Song.

MAH-RAH-WANNAH

MAR-RAH
MAR-RAH-WANNA!

Peel was reportedly at the 35th annual New York City Pot Parade, in May, 2007 and he's still singing it.

Ugh my friend went to that but I had work :-/

[stinkyattic]

shrek
gigglytwigs

[dejayou30]

I like to call it herb.

[pwnydanzasmokesdank]

Personally, calling it 'dank', just 'dank', personally I think it sounds so silly and pathetic when people actually say it << Although I find myself having to use it with certain people.

why does dank sound silly and pathetic. a lot of people call it that in the south its just a word like any of the other words people have said. so w/e you call high grade cannabis i think its stupid. :D

[blazed_babe]

lol yeah, for some reason i hate using the word dank, but it's true, a ton of people in the south call it that...most of the people in my little southern town do anyways.

i like to say either buddha, reefer, or cannabis, because i think those are funny to say and make me quite happy to say - don't ask why...for some unknown reason i just get a kick out of saying them...

[budsmoker only]

my friend just for the hell of it when we bout to smoke he says,
"lets go burn some crops"... not sure where that came from or ne thing just does...

[Jizzle Blizzle420]

I say Doja.
example: Officer: So what are you boys doing back here?
Me: O nothin. Just smokin some doja.

[RamblerGambler]

Personally I dislike the word "Crippy." Its used as a catch all here in the south, but it's nowhere near discriptive enough. It can mean anywhere from beasters to "fire."

[Skink]

Skunk...

[420MissHighTimes420]

My dealer wa selling some shit he called (but who knows what it really was) "Marsha mean green" I thought that was pretty funny. It was some sick bud too.

[stinkyattic]

martian mean green is an actual strain- LOVE the name!

[Reefer Rogue]

super doggy doo doo dro

[gmoney88]

DOOF!

[orangeman]

weeeeed! The word weed is not funny but when people try to make it sound funny it's the only word that can be used for marijuana I can think of that would make me laugh.

[Hansel]

.. Nordle... Hahaha.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Crippy. My uncle calls it "crippy" and that just bothers the HELL out of me!

[higher4hockey]

i usually just call it dope....some 'serious' stoners don't approve of that word. but i could really care less.

[aardvark]

A blast from the past...Doobage

[Sinsemilla]

I Like using marijuana, or cannabis
i hate pot tho, just sounds weird.

[S.P.Q.R.]

Refer is by far my fav name for bud

[psteve]

I'm surprised no one has mentioned...
POT!
My grandfather smoked POT.
My parents smoked POT.
I smoke POT.
My friends all smoke POT.
Weird word. POT.

[rainbows.rsexy]

doobage

[Tony1234567890]

Weed
Reefer
Pot
Grass
Burn one
A bowl
Hit one
Toke
Ganja
Herb
Sticky Icky
Shit
Shiznit
Shazam
Purp
Sticks
Bones
Chillums
Funk
Funky Stuff
Moocah
Mary Jane
Buddah
Indica
Chronic
Doobie
Doobage
Doob
Dope
Green
Samson (from Half Baked)
Jay
Um.... dass all I know.

[T®auma]

^^ you left out my favorite word i have ever herd. Poot.
It makes me laugh every time i say it. (i am laughing now)

[psteve]

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ignore post...I've never heard it called that...

[Breukelen advocaat]

Some old ones:

Funny Cigarettes
Giggle Weed
Goof Butt
Mary Warner
Muggles

[WEsmokeED]

I know alot of people that call it "kill" never understand why, also FIRE is a common word i hear for it too. Especialy from dealers ...."I got THAT FIRE"

[psteve]

My uncle calls it grass.
My dad sometimes calls it dope.

How about Wacky Tobacky? or Loco weed?
Bong fuel? Stuff?

[psteve]

Some old ones:

Funny Cigarettes
Giggle Weed
Goof Butt
Mary Warner
Muggles
I'm naming my next dog Muggles.

[lovetogrow]

cheeba

[jdub61]

i like to refer to it as "smoking that cheech and chong" :D
i think i heard this in a rap song and adopted it, perhaps even a ludacris song, not sure

[Reefer Rogue]

Wacky Backy is funny
Lol, we smoke 'fire'

Smokin that REEFER? ;)

[Ganja G0d]

That bomb biggy-bomb diggity dank-dank shit
The bomb shit
Tree
Budz
Sticky
Twig
Weefer (combination of 'weed' and 'reefer')
Dank
SupaChroniKryptonite (as said by Katt Williams)

[jonhy2536]

well, in Africa they call it "suruma", and in Brasil "maconha":D

[FakeBoobsRule]

Sticky Icky

[Maggz]

marijuana, including the "J"

"mari ju wanna is bad mmkay?"

[Bigshotcl]

We have some out there nicknames for bud where I live. Common names for it in KC are Glar, (Good Stuff) Klar, (Mids) Dar, (Shwag). Also piff, chron, buddies, and so on. The main word for smoke is hoarf.

Bob: Wanna hoarf some dank glar?
Bill: You know it. That piff is fire.

[Mycologic]

I usually call it Herb, but the most amusing term to me is Wacky Tobaccy.

[Jah420]

A blast from the past...Doobage

Doobage.. haha man classic :thumbsup: +rep

[dejayou30]

I also like saying "catch one," like "Hey wanna go catch one?" as in catch a buzz

[Tom Swierzbinski]

Lets go smoke some cannibus and get muntered.

[Runaway Jim]

you either get the nice shrubbery
or the brown frown

[bluntblaze]

Lets go smoke some cannibus and get muntered.lmao i knew you was from britain as soon as i read that lol. ive heard that myself a few times:)

[Nochowderforyou]

Mexican Laughing Tobacco was the best one I've ever heard.

I used to work with a guy who would call it Diggity-danker.

[Markass]

most retarded word = 'dro' fuck fancy schmancy nicknames, if it's killer it's killer no need to try and make it more potent by calling it something cool, or what some people think is cool

[kingjustin]

I bought from some rednecks in mississippi one time and they were like, " I got cha some skeeter, buddy" or "You want an eighth of skeeter or a quarter? "

[Grateful Fred]

20 years ago my friend and I used to call it "bug bait". Then of course, we used our bug catcher to go out and catch some bugs.