Pirates Vs. Ninjas

[Metasteel]

Who do you think is cooler? Pirates or Ninjas? Discuss why. :thumbsup:

[sickstrings84]

Pirates are the best...Yeah sure a Ninja will chop your head off...But a pirate likes to inflict slow and painful deaths, like walking the plank and drowning.

[Metasteel]

Pirates are the best...Yeah sure a Ninja will chop your head off...But a pirate likes to inflict slow and painful deaths, like walking the plank and drowning.

Woo! Two on the Pirate team. Yeah Pirates are awesome. Ninjas are stab-you-in-the-back pussies.

[FreeVenice]

Ninja's got alot of skill. But a pirate is a freakin pirate. Face to face i would go with the pirate, but a ninja is a sneaky devil. . .Pirates got cannons though. . .

[Skink]

OK,,,what don't I know... this is the 2nd thread like this... I know Ninjas and I know Pirates,,,but how are they related???

[LazySmoking420]

Arr.. The Pirate's life for me

Rum - "Traditional pirate drink."

:thumbsup:

[delusionsofNORMALity]

I know Ninjas and I know Pirates,,,but how are they related???
third cousins twice removed on their mothers' side.

[Metasteel]

I am feeling bad for Ninja's now. :( We need some Ninja advocates in here to get a discussion going.

[Skink]

third cousins twice removed on their mothers' side.

OK i'll look it up...

that wasn't hard,,,LoLzzz...


Pirates versus Ninjas - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirates_versus_Ninjas)

Pirates,,,No Contest...

[LazySmoking420]

Okay who's the wise guy that voted Ninja!

Eye, Matey...burn him where he stands!

[Metasteel]

Ok here's a joke. What's there difference between a Pirate and a Ninja?
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Pirates don't wear tights. :cool:

[RamblerGambler]

I'll rep me some ninjas. Imagine Bruce Lee dressed in full black with whatever weapon he could possibly want. Could a pirate take that?

[Skink]

I'll rep me some ninjas. Imagine Bruce Lee dressed in full black with whatever weapon he could possibly want. Could a pirate take that?

I guess not if a Pirate was gay,,,but there are no gay Pirates...

[Skink]

your joking right......in all seriousness, its a bunch of dudes on a ship at sea, for months at a time, without seeing any women......lots of pirates fucked each other.....AHOY MATEYS

but ninjas are like ghosts....fuckin phat:cool:

Dude,,, thats why we have a Parrot....

[Metasteel]

your joking right......in all seriousness, its a bunch of dudes on a ship at sea, for months at a time, without seeing any women......lots of pirates fucked each other.....AHOY MATEYS

but ninjas are like ghosts....fuckin phat:cool:
Yeah and when they raided a neighboring vessel for gold and treasure they also took their fair share of the ladies I assure you. However I could imagine a pirate fucking a ninja since they're so feminine.

[slipknotpsycho]

pirates

ninja's are gay... who else comes and goes like the wind but gay rapists? o.0

i've even got a bottle of rum atm <.<

[mrdevious]

Bah, ninja's would be winning in the poll if Ninja's of the Carribean were out instead!

I definately voted ninja's. I mean, pirates are just a rabble of escaped convicts. Ninja's have awsome training for several years, they climb walls and buildings and unclimbable shit, they kill with stealth and skill, and once I was reading about them and their training, and it was describing how they could freez in their steps, blending into the dark, and hold that possition all night long if necessary.

[RamblerGambler]

Pirate may love the "Booty" if you know what I mean, but they also LOVE that rum. And we all know about certain "problems" chronic alcoholics have...Can the Jolly Roger sail at half-mast?

[slipknotpsycho]

skill doesn't always trump brute force ya know.... a TRAINED person, is still likely to have conscience and fear.... an 'escaped convict' has nothing but adrenaline driving him.... in times of battle, not caring is the best caring you can do.

[mrdevious]

skill doesn't always trump brute force ya know.... a TRAINED person, is still likely to have conscience and fear.... an 'escaped convict' has nothing but adrenaline driving him.... in times of battle, not caring is the best caring you can do.

Man, haven't you read up on Bushido and the whole Japanese method of training any type of warrior? Ninja's are brutal, their minds are sharp, their muscles are super strong and lightning fast, and there's no way in hell a properly trained ninja would let fear get the best of him! Not to mention, adrenalin can be detrimental too, ever had the gumby legs? lol.


I propose a duel Slipknot! We'll choose a building somewhere where you can dress up as a pirate and I'll dress up as a ninja. You wait to meet me there for the duel and.... oh, oh what's that, you're already dead and didn't even see it coming!:D








(have a good one) ;)

[mrdevious]

so you had to be a big fucker to swing one of those, not some fuckin ninja with a feather light japanese sword



Damnit man, do your research. NINJA'S ARE STRONG AS FUCK!





(damn, this issue has me all worked up, I think I have the spirit of the ninja within me..... my training begins today!)

[Metasteel]

Bah, ninja's would be winning in the poll if Ninja's of the Carribean were out instead!

I definately voted ninja's. I mean, pirates are just a rabble of escaped convicts. Ninja's have awsome training for several years, they climb walls and buildings and unclimbable shit, they kill with stealth and skill, and once I was reading about them and their training, and it was describing how they could freez in their steps, blending into the dark, and hold that possition all night long if necessary.
You're saying Pirates aren't trained to use a sword? I bet they are trained to use swords, guns, bombs, all that good stuff. And I think Ninjas get way more exposure with all this anime crap than pirates do.

[Hyde roponics]

ninjas kick ass because they have skills. straight up. but whats cooler than partying all day and night with your mateys, pillaging villages, and sailing the high seas? i gotta go with pirates.

[blazed_babe]

i'll definitely take captain jack sparrow over some ninja any day... ;)

[mrdevious]

You're saying Pirates aren't trained to use a sword?

Not like ninja's. Pirates learn to use a sword from experience, from their friends yes, but no more experience than a ninja gets. The ninja, on the other hand, has formalized training methods including ninjutsu, jiu jitsu, kendo, and assasination techniques. They train hard and tirelessly until their reflexes are better than a cat, pirates are all hack 'n slash. Maybe that's usefull against your average schmo, but a trained ninja would easily pairee or dogdge it and stick a poison blade in that mofucka!


And I think Ninjas get way more exposure with all this anime crap than pirates do.

Pirates are undoubtedly getting WAY more exposure with Pirates of the Carribean. There's pretty much a pirate craze because of that movie (and hey, it's an awsome trillogy). Anime crap is just that, crap. Real ninja's have nothing to do with those anime assholes summoning their pokee men and girls-panties-from-vending-machines.

[mrdevious]

ninjas kick ass because they have skills. straight up. but whats cooler than partying all day and night with your mateys, pillaging villages, and sailing the high seas? i gotta go with pirates.

That's true, ninja's are way superior in the way of combat, but when it comes right down to the partying pirates got it all. Heck, lets just agree they all have their awsomeness and create some sort of hybrid piraninja.

[Metasteel]

Owned.

[slipknotpsycho]

Man, haven't you read up on Bushido and the whole Japanese method of training any type of warrior? Ninja's are brutal, their minds are sharp, their muscles are super strong and lightning fast, and there's no way in hell a properly trained ninja would let fear get the best of him! Not to mention, adrenalin can be detrimental too, ever had the gumby legs? lol.


I propose a duel Slipknot! We'll choose a building somewhere where you can dress up as a pirate and I'll dress up as a ninja. You wait to meet me there for the duel and.... oh, oh what's that, you're already dead and didn't even see it coming!:D


(have a good one) ;)


aye, i shall take the challenge... but i shall run you through with me trusty scimitar.... aye scally wag you'll never see it coming before you get a chance to give it to me wihtout me see it coming...

[slipknotpsycho]

That's true, ninja's are way superior in the way of combat, but when it comes right down to the partying pirates got it all. Heck, lets just agree they all have their awsomeness and create some sort of hybrid piraninja.

pirahnja cuz they attack with deadly force of pirhana's yet they're still a hybrid of pirate and ninja....

[the yeag]

ninja's are sneaky lil bastards who where pajama's.....argh yee be walk'n me plank ya land lubbing pussy ninja skallywag...arhhhh shiver me timbers...YO HO HO and a bong bowl of bud.

[Skink]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsSXG_dsD8o

[Nation_1ne]

Ninjas for me.

Since my family is partly Jewish, I practice Ninjitsjew. A fine mix of Jewish culture with the Ninjas way of life. Many fear me, even the penguins.

[PaRRoTT]

Neither but if i had to go with one it would be Ninjas, Pirates are gay.

[blazed_babe]

Owned.


that picture of captain sparrow is so dead sexy *swoons*

[blazed_babe]

Owned harder. :thumbsup:

ah shit i didn't see this pic of edward scissorhands...so dreamy :4:

I LOVE JOHNNY DEPP!!!!

i'm actually watching "blow" right now...fucking right :hippy:

[Metasteel]

How are Ninjas winning? =O

[Nocturnal Stoner]

think about it pirates are on a ship for ages with men and no way off the ship unless death....sounds a bit gay.

ninjas are cooler they can sneak up on anyone and shank theyre ass!

[Jaerl]

1 word..


Swashbuckling

[higher4hockey]

i said it the first time and i'll say it again. pirates. pirates get to drink rum, sail the seas, pillage, have parrots, be loud, do whatever they please and above all else, they're just chasing booty.

ninjas get to wear black, yippeeee.

[surreys princess]

nice to see you h4h....good morning...

[pass_the_dubbie]

Ninjas are the coolest, ive always liked them...
Pirates of the caribbean for me killed my liking for pirates where as watching episodes of Ask A Ninja only increased my liking for ninjas(note: even better when high).

[blazed_babe]

That's true, ninja's are way superior in the way of combat, but when it comes right down to the partying pirates got it all. Heck, lets just agree they all have their awsomeness and create some sort of hybrid piraninja.


i agree with this! :thumbsup:

[Adrenaline Rush]

Ninjas are cooler.

Ninjas have the art of stealth and are skillfull fighters.

Pirates, well, their pirates.

[Dutch Pimp]

...you learned to be privateer...first...then pirate...later....:thumbsup:...