How to impress a woman

[MCHUSTLA]

Don't be sexist.

YOUR TURN.

Perfect for anyone that is single.

[OniEhtRedrum781]

Always open the door for them...

[cannabis campbell]

Be able to make them laugh - that is the key!

[420MissHighTimes420]

Call when you say your going to!

[Storm Crow]

LISTEN to what she says! I mean REALLY LISTEN! In addition to that luscious body she has, there is a brain there too! And frankly, it is the brain and personality that will last- the body gets old.

Also, never get married to anyone whose laugh "grates" on you. If you don't like her/his laughter, all your happiest times will be spoiled by her/his laughter.

- Granny:hippy:

[thcbongman]

Just be yourself and be proud who you are. Feel it most important of all.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Never hit her.

Always tell her she's beautiful.
Not hot, not cute..beautiful.
Although sexy is good sometimes too.

[stinkyattic]

Keep your house clean... your girl does not want to feel like she is being interviewed to be your maid someday... she will be more relaxed seeing that you know which end of the vacuum cleaner to hold.

[420MissHighTimes420]

Taking her to a nice resturant or on some sort of a special romantic date never hurts either.
Oh and it's nice when a guy doesn't mind cuddling with out having to fuck first.

[420MissHighTimes420]

Keep your house clean... your girl does not want to feel like she is being interviewed to be your maid someday... she will be more relaxed seeing that you know which end of the vacuum cleaner to hold.

Thats a good one! No one wants to see ur nasty boxers and old mac and cheese bowl sitting out on the bed!

[cannabis campbell]

compliments

all the time

[Pylon]

A good teet sqeeze goes a long way... lol jk. Just generally be nice and compliments. :cool:

[Skink]

wear tight pants and put a banana in your pocket...

[the yeag]

pretend to listen to her .....go yeah uh huh...i understand ...then learn what makes her cream...and do it too her everyday.

[happiestmferoutthere]

Lay her well and often!:D

[crudemood]

totally be yourself. thats the key, like i said before, you guys get deeper into the relationship and trust me you're dfeinately going to get tired of pretending who you're not and it'll drift apart. BUT, yeah actually thats it :)

[420MissHighTimes420]

pretend to listen to her .....go yeah uh huh...i understand ...then learn what makes her cream...and do it too her everyday.

You might think that the girl doesn't know that your aren't listening to her, but she probably does. But the "making her cream" does hurt.

[GraziLovesMary]

Learn how to make her cum 3 times in 10 minutes....


While you are standing up and she is sitting on your shoulders. And you had better be able to grab her legs and lift them up on your shoulders your damn self or youre gonna look like a bitch.

Its nice excersize for the both of you. If shes one of those wild thangs that cant help but gyrate like fuckin crazy when she gets eaten, stand up next to something she can grab on lol. Note: this doesnt work in short ceilings where she has to duck her head... trust me.

[psteve]

There is no single answer.
Every woman is different.
Good suggestions tho.
Anyway... confidence is how to hook up.
After that, make sure she's always happy.
Multiple 'O' is just one way to keep her happy, and usually not the most important one.

[blazed_babe]

don't be an ass to her if the two of you are hanging out with your guy friends

[sickstrings84]

Write her a song, tell her she's beautiful, bring her random little gifts.

[GraziLovesMary]

don't be an ass to her if the two of you are hanging out with your guy friends

lol its kinda sad watching damn near every gay make this mistake. And then shes like "what am I doing wrong??? How come he is so sweet sometimes, and then an asshole others!?!?"

Hes showing off baby, thats all it is.

[psteve]

Hes showing off baby, thats all it is.
He should be showing HER off.

[Dazed4now]

Just be yourself and be proud who you are. Feel it most important of all.
thats one of the most truest posts in this thread
i've met girls that dont like to be called beautiful every 20 seconds and have moeny spent on them
my girl right now loves me just for who i am, my broke, stoner, house arrested ass
just be yourself :thumbsup:

[GraziLovesMary]

He should be showing HER off.

By being an asshole to her? Interesting take... however everytime I see somebody showing a girl off, its his friends hes an asshole to, and the girl hes all googly towards. When hes just plain showing off hes an ass to her and normal with his friends. Like it usually is anyways it seems.