What is the best stealth smoking technique for my situation?

[Bigshotcl]

Ok so I'm down at my Grandparents/Mom's house in Florida until the 10th and my sister (who lives here) just hooked up an 8th for me this afternoon and I'm trying to decide what would be the best way to stealth smoke and not get caught. Here is the situation:

I'm staying in the computer room, which is right next to the living room where my grandmother sleeps. She always sleeps on the couch because she has back problems. She tends to drift in and out of sleep a lot at night and i'll often find her up watching tv even at 2 or 3 AM.

So my plan as of now is to make a bounce tube, (toilet paper roll with dryer sheets in it) turn a fan on, and just blow everything through that out the window. The window does have a screen on it so I'm wondering if that will make much of a difference. I also do not have a pipe with me so am probably going to just make a can pipe.

What suggestions do you guys have to make this stealth smoking plan even better?

Thanks

[Runaway Jim]

Kill your grandma.

[slipknotpsycho]

one hitter or a pipe with a small bowl and penny to cap after your hit, use dryer sheets, won't really need the fan unless you want to dissipate the smoke (not smell) if she smokes, or you smoke cigs and she knows don't worry about getting rid of the smoke.

[jdub61]

is sneaking out and smoking outside not an option?

[BlAzInIt4:20]

id say go on a walk get out of gmas house and go enjoy the out doors... if theirs a breeze the better.. the smell wont cling to you..

[funfubarman]

go by a sovbe bottle and make a water fall bong

[ThePeacockNamethTom]

Smoke down-wind and out-of-sight. Dryer sheets.

[friendoftheend]

I think the best idea would be to go outside:thumbsup:
but if thats not a possibility, than i would point the fan out the window and blow your hits into it... you might also want to use an apple pipe instead of a pop can because, if you make the bowl deep enough, you can put your finger or a coin over it to stop the extra smoke....Maybe find some air freshener or something for after youre done..:jointsmile:

[Bigshotcl]

Guess what guys...pulled it off without any problems and i am feeeelin good. They have some good weed down here wow. :stoned:

[Jimbob1310]

W%RD

[Jesta]

explain how you pulled it off.. i kinda wanna know

[Sir Bliss]

Good deal, man. Dryer sheets are the shit. They work wonders, you don't even know.

Like many have already suggested, I'd go with the outside method, but it seems as if that's not an option. You should be set with the dryer sheets/fan. You may also wanna block out any vents or openings that may be in your room. Use a shirt or towel or something. You may also want to cover the crack under the door.

But if it was already chill doing the method you did, then fuck it--You're straight.

[Staurm]

I'm in a similar situation. What I did one time, its probably a crap idea and bad for you, but I used to inhale all the smoke and then breath it out into a plastic bag, then inhale it again until the smoke was gone. You could try a variation on that theme by breathing all your smoke out into balloons and tying the end, then bursting them next day outside.

[drKillgore]

roll a joint and stick your head out the window and above the opening, sit on the ledge if you can, just dont fall

[Bigshotcl]

What I did was I took one of those papermate pens and made a little pipe out of it (removed ink and black piece on back, bent pen tube in half and stuffed some chron down in the top half) like back in the day and just pulled up a chair next to the window and went at it. I made sure to keep inhaling until the bowl was completely done smoking then pressed the bounce tube against the screen and blew it all out. No smoke at all got inside the room. It went straight from the pen, to my lungs, through the tube, and outside the window. Piece of cake. Only a few more hours until I can begin again.


hey where at in Fl im going soon and where does ur sis live i need a connect down there

I'm in Sarasota, but as for the connect she is only a softmore in high school so i doubt she would be down to do that for someone she didn't know.

Thanks for all the suggestions guys.

[drKillgore]

you smoked out of a plastic pipe? that cant be healthy

[sam44]

omg everyone acts like its sooo hard to smoke, just blow it out the window omfg

[Bigshotcl]

you smoked out of a plastic pipe? that cant be healthy

Eh, yeah I would agree with that but it works the best because no smoke gets out of the top of the pen because of how far down the bud is. Also, how much worse could it be then inhaling aluminum?

That was the homemade pipe of choice for most of my friends and I back in the day. Been a while since I had made one.

[friendoftheend]

Eh, yeah I would agree with that but it works the best because no smoke gets out of the top of the pen because of how far down the bud is. Also, how much worse could it be then inhaling aluminum?

That was the homemade pipe of choice for most of my friends and I back in the day. Been a while since I had made one.

Smoking plastic is probably worse than aluminum because the plastic melts at a lower temp than aluminum does..so when you smoke out of something plastic you probably inhale more fumes than you would w/ foil...at least that is what i would think :stoned:

[Bigshotcl]

Yeah smoking out of a plastic pipe is definitely not something I would do on a regular basis but for the time being its the best option for keeping smoke to a minimum since I don't have any glass pieces with me.

[GirLScouTs]

smoking out of an apple is a healthier choice in two ways over than a pen :D

[TokinSurfer]

just dont fukin smoke if you have to go all that trouble , man that would be a buzzkill trying not to get caught

[Bigshotcl]

just dont fukin smoke if you have to go all that trouble , man that would be a buzzkill trying not to get caught

What trouble? I light a bowl, I inhale, Blow it out window, repeat 6 or 7 times, and then enjoy for the rest of the night. Think before you speak man.

[PaRRoTT]

i would have went with a Pipe and a doob tube...a pipe because you can extingush it with your thumb.

[Bigshotcl]

Ok time to get to it. Be back later.

[TokinSurfer]

What trouble? I light a bowl, I inhale, Blow it out window, repeat 6 or 7 times, and then enjoy for the rest of the night. Think before you speak man.

thats not your first post said:wtf:

[GraziLovesMary]

So I feel like posting my two cents as I have the perfect solution for this type of situation and anybody can benefit from it.

Before I begin though I want to say that aluminum is much safer than plastic. Aluminum ionizes the air that passes it when it is heated up, so breathing a whole bunch of ionized air over a long time could present some health hazards. But plastic begins releasing toxic chemicals immediately upon being heated to half the temperature a flame outputs. I would advise strongly against ever using plastic for a bowl piece and if you can help it, the piece that attaches to the bowl when making makeshift bongs. However I use pens as downstems all the time.

Now on to the stealth smoking: So we know about the concept of a Spoof as my part of the world calls it. I made a longer lasting one using a paint roller.. fuzzy spoofs are awesome lol. But yea a couple dryer sheets on the end held with a rubber band, and alternating dryer sheets and toilet paper in the middle until a comfortable resistance has been attained. Its the most comfortable smoke-concealing device you will have ever made lol.

Now the process works the same no matter what kind of piece you have as long as you can cuff the bowl off after every hit and make sure NO SMOKE ESCAPES. For most people it burns too much and they cant handle it. That is why small one-hitters are perfect. They are small so the cherry doesnt get that hot, and you also dont have to hold the flame to the weed as long.. you can let the cherry do most of the work which destroys less THC. If you dont have a one hitter, take a piece of aluminum foil that is about 6 to 8 inches long and fold it in half longways, then roll it over your fingers chinese-trap style. Take a regular bic pen, insert it through the tube and squeeze the foil around the pen, leaving the bowl piece wide. Pinch and form the bowl how you want, Im sure most of you can figure out what to do from here. One time instead of collapsing the stem around a pen like I usually did, I just twisted the part between the stem and the bowl so that the stem had like 5 times the volume... it ended up hitting pretty damn good. Sometimes I used electric tape for semi-durable aluminum pieces but duct tape has a higher melting point. Taped-up aluminum pieces are like disposable tupperware... you can reuse it all you want but you arent really bummed out when you have to toss it.

But I digress (once again). So you smoke the weed, cuff the bowl off, hold it in and blow it out through the spoof. If you used at least 6 dryer sheets and put a few squares of toilet paper in there too for extra absorbancy, you shouldnt smell anything but dryer sheet. If you do, then you have unscented dryer sheets, and that sucks because Ive done that and it took me a month to figure out what was wrong lol.

The trick, however is to do all this in the bathroom where you know you wont be disturbed and you can flush toilets and run water and fans for noise distraction. When you are done, get a bottle of foot powder and squeeze a fine dust of powder throughout the room. That shit will swallow any odor immediately, thats what its made to do. Gold Bond powder and baby powder work great too. My parents questioned me one time why it smelled like foot powder and I told them it was because I was powdering my balls. They never questioned the smell of foot powder again. For the ladies I guess you could say you powdered your feet lol :p

[Bigshotcl]

So I feel like posting my two cents as I have the perfect solution for this type of situation and anybody can benefit from it.

Before I begin though I want to say that aluminum is much safer than plastic. Aluminum ionizes the air that passes it when it is heated up, so breathing a whole bunch of ionized air over a long time could present some health hazards. But plastic begins releasing toxic chemicals immediately upon being heated to half the temperature a flame outputs. I would advise strongly against ever using plastic for a bowl piece and if you can help it, the piece that attaches to the bowl when making makeshift bongs. However I use pens as downstems all the time.

Now on to the stealth smoking: So we know about the concept of a Spoof as my part of the world calls it. I made a longer lasting one using a paint roller.. fuzzy spoofs are awesome lol. But yea a couple dryer sheets on the end held with a rubber band, and alternating dryer sheets and toilet paper in the middle until a comfortable resistance has been attained. Its the most comfortable smoke-concealing device you will have ever made lol.

Now the process works the same no matter what kind of piece you have as long as you can cuff the bowl off after every hit and make sure NO SMOKE ESCAPES. For most people it burns too much and they cant handle it. That is why small one-hitters are perfect. They are small so the cherry doesnt get that hot, and you also dont have to hold the flame to the weed as long.. you can let the cherry do most of the work which destroys less THC. If you dont have a one hitter, take a piece of aluminum foil that is about 6 to 8 inches long and fold it in half longways, then roll it over your fingers chinese-trap style. Take a regular bic pen, insert it through the tube and squeeze the foil around the pen, leaving the bowl piece wide. Pinch and form the bowl how you want, Im sure most of you can figure out what to do from here. One time instead of collapsing the stem around a pen like I usually did, I just twisted the part between the stem and the bowl so that the stem had like 5 times the volume... it ended up hitting pretty damn good. Sometimes I used electric tape for semi-durable aluminum pieces but duct tape has a higher melting point. Taped-up aluminum pieces are like disposable tupperware... you can reuse it all you want but you arent really bummed out when you have to toss it.

But I digress (once again). So you smoke the weed, cuff the bowl off, hold it in and blow it out through the spoof. If you used at least 6 dryer sheets and put a few squares of toilet paper in there too for extra absorbancy, you shouldnt smell anything but dryer sheet. If you do, then you have unscented dryer sheets, and that sucks because Ive done that and it took me a month to figure out what was wrong lol.

The trick, however is to do all this in the bathroom where you know you wont be disturbed and you can flush toilets and run water and fans for noise distraction. When you are done, get a bottle of foot powder and squeeze a fine dust of powder throughout the room. That shit will swallow any odor immediately, thats what its made to do. Gold Bond powder and baby powder work great too. My parents questioned me one time why it smelled like foot powder and I told them it was because I was powdering my balls. They never questioned the smell of foot powder again. For the ladies I guess you could say you powdered your feet lol :p

I'll definitely keep all of this in mind for future stealth smoking endeavors. Thanks a lot for the info man i appreciate it. :thumbsup:

[shaggzx]

Smoke Grandma up, just say fuck it, "Grandma, wanna get high?"

[Bigshotcl]

Smoke Grandma up, just say fuck it, "Grandma, wanna get high?"

LMFAO :D Hope she doesnt find my stash and think its tea. lol

[Sinsemilla]

roll a joint and stick your head out the window and above the opening, sit on the ledge if you can, just dont fall

thats wat i do.
except the sitting part.

one time i leaned out my window, and saw a cop car just sitting there in the middle of the street, i froze, i was like "oh sh*t im busted", but after a minute he left.

[GraziLovesMary]

I'll definitely keep all of this in mind for future stealth smoking endeavors. Thanks a lot for the info man i appreciate it. :thumbsup:

anytime brotha

[Tmansdc]

well at least you got that. I need to look for a hookup here in boise and with my low social skills and quasi-autism (aspergers/highfunctioning they call it)

[bluntblaze]

thats not your first post said:wtf:what are you talking about... his first post basicly said hi im bob.. straight outta compton

[TokinSurfer]

:wtf:

[Runaway Jim]

thats wat i do.
except the sitting part.

one time i leaned out my window, and saw a cop car just sitting there in the middle of the street, i froze, i was like "oh sh*t im busted", but after a minute he left.

I love when cops see me smokin bud in my house, because unless i am waving around 5 lbs of bud out the window while growing a plant, they cant do shit about it.