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Skink
06-04-2007, 08:41 PM
I like it bloody rare...

RamblerGambler
06-04-2007, 08:47 PM
Med/Rare to Rare. And Skink, thanks a whole lot for turning my mind onto this topic. Now I'll be spending the rest of the day craving a flavor filled cowboy ribeye cooked at 1800 degrees then tossed onto a 500 degree plate to continue the sizzle... Why must my friends work in an upscale Steakhouse? Why?

psteve
06-04-2007, 08:51 PM
Burn it down.

JohnGalt
06-04-2007, 08:52 PM
Medium well, closer to the side of well done if it's anything less than Fillet Migion (sp?). If it's such a delicious and sexy piece of meat, than perfectly medium well (warm pink center)

jdub61
06-04-2007, 08:53 PM
medium rare is the correct answer so that it's not bloody but still tender

xxxhazexxx
06-04-2007, 08:54 PM
hello skink, medium to well done with fries onion rings salad and crusty bread :thumbsup:

420MissHighTimes420
06-04-2007, 08:57 PM
Blood red mwahaha

Skink
06-04-2007, 08:58 PM
hello skink, medium to well done with fries onion rings salad and crusty bread :thumbsup:

Sup Haze... I like a fries and onion ring combo too...

JaggedEdge
06-04-2007, 09:00 PM
MR and M depending on the quality. I love steak more than anything in this world... Ummm... thanks for getting my stomach growling.

Skink
06-04-2007, 09:01 PM
I'm def having steak tonight...

Weedhound
06-04-2007, 09:13 PM
Rare....almost still walking around.

BlAzInIt4:20
06-04-2007, 09:15 PM
medium rare.. yummm.. i love steak from tgi fridays

beachguy in thongs
06-04-2007, 09:16 PM
I like mine seared. Medium rare on the inside, charred on the outside. Mmmm.

Ae...
06-04-2007, 09:18 PM
Long gone are the days of rare steak after the experience of nearly shitting my pants. Man that steak was rough. Well done for me, thanks. Hehe...

Skink
06-04-2007, 09:19 PM
I like mine seared. Medium rare on the inside, charred on the outside. Mmmm.

I love a good old charcoal grill,,,gas grills don't seem to cut it for a good char...

beachguy in thongs
06-04-2007, 09:20 PM
I don't care. George Foreman.

Skink
06-04-2007, 09:33 PM
I don't care. George Foreman.

I gave a george forman away cause it did not get hot enough,,,it was like boiling the meat...

xcrispi
06-04-2007, 10:12 PM
Bloody red and screaming ,
Peace
Crispi :jointsmile:

footpaul
06-04-2007, 10:19 PM
medium well... best way other than charcoal is a really hot skillet cooking it keep the flavor.

Adrenaline Rush
06-04-2007, 10:20 PM
I like my steak Xtra well done. No traces of blood whatsoever.

Dutch Pimp
06-04-2007, 10:24 PM
Rare....almost still walking around.

...Oh, you mean ...cut off the horns...wipe it's ass clean...and throw it on the plate?....rare?...:pimp:...

....gas grills ....RULE...BUT...don't grill when stoned....while drinking beer...while reading forums...while posting on forums....while listening to classic rock music..:pimp:..I have lost a shit load of steaks and hamburgers thay way....enjoy...:pimp:....

Kenn
06-04-2007, 10:32 PM
nice and pink but no blood thanxs.

Skink
06-04-2007, 10:36 PM
...Oh, you mean ...cut off the horns...wipe it's ass clean...and throw it on the plate?....rare?...:pimp:...

....gas grills ....RULE...BUT...don't grill when stoned....while drinking beer...while reading forums...while posting on forums....while listening to classic rock music..:pimp:..I have lost a shit load of steaks and hamburgers thay way....enjoy...:pimp:....

oH MAN i SO MUCH HAD FAITH IN YOU... gAS GRILLS???

mAYBE IF YOU PUT A LITTLE HICORY OR OAK CHIPS ON IT...

birdgirl73
06-04-2007, 11:11 PM
Medium rare. Preferably a rib-eye.

delusionsofNORMALity
06-04-2007, 11:17 PM
a steak is only good if you have to wrestle it onto the plate. i love the sensation of warm blood running down my chin.

Dutch Pimp
06-04-2007, 11:51 PM
oH MAN i SO MUCH HAD FAITH IN YOU... gAS GRILLS???

mAYBE IF YOU PUT A LITTLE HICORY OR OAK CHIPS ON IT...

...I almost killed myself with charcoal grills....I can't go back....:jointsmile:...

Skink
06-04-2007, 11:55 PM
...I almost killed myself with charcoal grills....I can't go back....:jointsmile:...

your not supposed to squirt the fluid on a fire...

Dutch Pimp
06-05-2007, 12:01 AM
your not supposed to squirt the fluid on a fire...

...did that for years...never had a problem with it...I'm talking Twilight Zone shit...comprende?.....:pimp:....

Skink
06-05-2007, 12:03 AM
...did that for years...never had a problem with it...I'm talking Twilight Zone shit...comprende?.....:pimp:....

Oh Rod Sterling stuff,,,ok...

GotWake88
06-05-2007, 02:48 AM
Somewhere between bloody rare and rare. Let it soak in a little bit of Seagrams first. Whiskey makes good steak better. Damn I'm gonna go cook me a steak now!

Skink
06-05-2007, 03:16 AM
Wow,,,not 1 Veg,,,I wood of thought we had a lot???

PaRRoTT
06-05-2007, 03:33 AM
Rare.

sickstrings84
06-05-2007, 03:33 AM
Bloody Rare, that's good enough for me, that way you can soak up the blood on a biscuit.

Skink
06-05-2007, 03:35 AM
I love cutting open a rare sirloin and drinking the juice...

slipknotpsycho
06-05-2007, 03:37 AM
i'm confused about your terms o.0 still medium... but rare adn blood rare...

around here rare is 'bloody rare' medium is still pink but clear juice... bloood rare = raw? o.0

anyways, medium... ain't nothing better... lol the wife took one look at my steak and said eww when we went to outback.... best damn steak i've had in awhile... really makes me wnat to reconsider buying our meat at the grocery store and start going to a butcher shop... been awhile since a steak so thick (other then the t-bone awhile back)

delusionsofNORMALity
06-05-2007, 03:40 AM
Wow,,,not 1 Veg,,,I wood of thought we had a lot???
oh, we have a bunch of vegetarians here. with all this talk of blood and flesh, they're all being quietly ill in the corner.

slipknotpsycho
06-05-2007, 03:42 AM
i just think they know better then to invite a shit storm... this thread is obviously for us carnivores...

for someon to run in and start spewing vegetarian crap would be a little like a herbosaur to run in on a pack of velicoraptors...

Skink
06-05-2007, 03:45 AM
i just think they know better then to invite a shit storm... this thread is obviously for us carnivores...

for someon to run in and start spewing vegetarian crap would be a little like a herbosaur to run in on a pack of velicoraptors...

here they come now.... I think Tal is a Veg,,,but she don't seem to lounge anymore...

Markass
06-05-2007, 03:46 AM
definitely medium or so for me...I can do kinda pink, but I don't like the blood in it

IntoTheEther
06-05-2007, 03:50 AM
Anyone who gets their steak well done is a fool. First of all, if you go to a restaurant and order a steak well done, the cook can do whatever the fuck he wants to it and it'll come out looking the same. Second, it just tastes bad.

KEGS
06-05-2007, 03:56 AM
Medium well

GotWake88
06-05-2007, 04:09 AM
With anything above medium, you taste the grill, and not the steak. Rare is the way to go.

Thepossumdance
06-05-2007, 04:39 AM
the correct answer really is medium rare... thats how u should order any good steak... if you go out to a nice restaurant that is how u should order... anything else and ur just giving the waiting the wrong answer... u get 11 minus points and the waiter is dissapointed in you

slipknotpsycho
06-05-2007, 04:41 AM
the correct answer really is medium rare... thats how u should order any good steak... if you go out to a nice restaurant that is how u should order... anything else and ur just giving the waiting the wrong answer... u get 11 minus points and the waiter is dissapointed in you

shiti agree wiht medium and below but fuck that wrong asnwer shit.... i'm paying her/him.. EVERYTHING i say is the right answer. if i say suck my asshole, that's the goddamn right answer :p

Skink
06-05-2007, 04:43 AM
Just don't make the waiter mad,,,cause you don't know what you will be eating then...

slipknotpsycho
06-05-2007, 04:46 AM
i never make them mad <.< i'm prolly teh best customer any waiter has ever had... i never get angry with them, i never demand anything i always tip and i always wait til they come to me (not flaggin themd own when they're obviously dealing with other customers and kinda busy)

Thepossumdance
06-05-2007, 05:02 AM
slip u so get 11 minus points... lolz

geonagual
06-05-2007, 05:09 AM
Medium well..I dont want no blood.

mamma puffpuff420
06-05-2007, 07:11 AM
seared is the way i like it
black on the outside, pink inside but no blood
tbone is my fav

Nation_1ne
06-05-2007, 12:13 PM
Medium rare all the way. Nothing beats a nice pink centre lol.

stinkyattic
06-05-2007, 04:10 PM
Bleeding rare, seared black on the outside.
And with sauteed shiitakes on top.
Same with burgers. If the bun isn't pink, it's too well done.

VaporDaddy
06-05-2007, 04:37 PM
If I know the beef is fresh I'll eat that fucker raw. :jointsmile:

And to those who go well done; just become a vegetarian, you're ruining the meat anyway.

Jeff Spicoli
06-05-2007, 04:49 PM
medium rare, but not too rare euuuuah

stinkyattic
06-05-2007, 04:51 PM
If I know the beef is fresh I'll eat that fucker raw. .

Word.
Raw beef is a TOTALLY underrated delicacy.

My favorite preparation is something my old boss used to call 'Mongolian beef' (she is Korean):

She would take ~3/4" cubes of tenderloin and batter them with something similar to tempura batter but slightly less pointy, if you have had really good tempura you know what I'm talking about. Then she'd deep fry them JUST to the point where the batter cooked but NOT the meat, and serve it wish a soy/scallion/chili paste/garlic dipping sauce.

It is one of the most delicious things I have ever eated... that, and her sweet potato tempura with the same sauce... mmmmmm

VaporDaddy
06-05-2007, 04:53 PM
Word.
Raw beef is a TOTALLY underrated delicacy.

My favorite preparation is something my old boss used to call 'Mongolian beef' (she is Korean):

She would take ~3/4" cubes of tenderloin and batter them with something similar to tempura batter but slightly less pointy, if you have had really good tempura you know what I'm talking about. Then she'd deep fry them JUST to the point where the batter cooked but NOT the meat, and serve it wish a soy/scallion/chili paste/garlic dipping sauce.

It is one of the most delicious things I have ever eated... that, and her sweet potato tempura with the same sauce... mmmmmm

I'm reading this over and over...oh my god...I'm about to have a moment....

stinkyattic
06-05-2007, 04:55 PM
why is it that every time the 2 of us post on the same thread, it always ends badly, with one of us running off to the kitchen with a VERY VERY bad idea?

VaporDaddy
06-05-2007, 04:58 PM
why is it that every time the 2 of us post on the same thread, it always ends badly, with one of us running off to the kitchen with a VERY VERY bad idea?

This is why we could never open a restaurant together, picture 9 1/2 weeks with gourmet french/asian fusion...OMFG!:thumbsup:

stinkyattic
06-05-2007, 05:05 PM
This is why we could never open a restaurant together, picture 9 1/2 weeks ......

OMG I was just saying to my friend last night that that is IMO the scariest movie ever made. Hm.... and we have already each posted our knife collections in the forums... you stay on your side of the border, I'll stay on mine, and teh only red meat being served to our respective customers will be actual COW... :wtf:

Wanna see a sick and twisted movie, rent 301/302, it's a subtitled Korean black comedy.... cow is not the only meat being served up... and no, dog is not the meat of interest, although the first scene IS rather entertaining in that regard....

Jeff Spicoli
06-05-2007, 05:08 PM
raw meat? that's some disgusting ass shit

Oneironaut
06-05-2007, 05:08 PM
Oh come on, I can't be the only vegetarian here. Where have all the hippies gone? Long time passing. Where have all the hippies gone? Long time ago...

stinkyattic
06-05-2007, 05:14 PM
raw meat? that's some disgusting ass shit
How is sushi so popular then? Fish muscle tissue hosts nematodes more often than you would like to know about...

halfassedjediknight
06-05-2007, 05:46 PM
do it well! well done!

i dont wanna hear my cow when i eat it. hah

PaRRoTT
06-05-2007, 06:14 PM
i cook with propane and propane accesories i tell you what..

Jeff Spicoli
06-05-2007, 06:20 PM
How is sushi so popular then? Fish muscle tissue hosts nematodes more often than you would like to know about...
fucking beats me, hahaha, i hate sushi too.
nematodes? what the fuck? lol

geonagual
06-05-2007, 09:11 PM
Have you ever seen the movie Eating Raoul...that was a wierd one..they were feeding Raoul to thier friends and family. LOL...
Hmm..let me go and see if I can find a picture of something..haha, I am typing what I am thinking..go to google dumb ass..I am back..here is the synapsis, read if you like.

[edit] Synopsis
Paul and Mary Bland are a wine dealer and a nurse, respectively, who grieve over their low statuses in life and dream of someday opening a restaurant.

After Mr. Bland is fired from his job at a wine shop (shortly after an unrelated in-store shooting), the couple are left relatively penniless and the chances that they will ever realize their dream quickly diminish. Their strife is exacerbated by the fact that they live in an apartment building that is a regular site of orgies and bondage parties.

After a "swinger" wanders drunk into their apartment and tries to rape Mrs. Bland, Mr. Bland kills him by hitting him with a frying pan. They take his money and put him in the trash compactor. Later on, they kill another swinger along the same lines, and realize that they could actually make money by killing "rich perverts," and proceed to do so, getting advice on infiltrating the swinging lifestyle from one of the apartment's orgy regulars, Doris the Dominatrix.

After finding a flyer attached to their car for cheap lock installation, they decide, for the safety of Mr. Bland's wine collection, to have the locks on their apartment door changed.

The locksmith's name is Raoul, a Latino man who moonlights as a cat burglar, robbing the homes and apartments of his clients. He breaks into the Blands' apartment the night after installing their locks, only to stumble across the corpse of the Blands' latest victim, a Nazi fetishist, who has also decorated the apartment in Nazi paraphernalia before he was killed.

Paul catches Raoul and the two strike a deal: Not only will Raoul keep the Blands' secret, he tells them that he knows a place where he can "exchange" the corpses for cash. The Blands accept, and Raoul goes to work for them (he sells the corpses to a dog food company), also secretly stealing the victims' cars and selling them.

One night shortly after, Mr. Bland leaves to buy groceries (and a new frying pan, since Mary is "a bit squeamish about cooking with the one we use to kill people") and Mrs. Bland is left alone in the house. Their next customer, a hippie Vietnam veteran, arrives while Paul is gone, and when Mrs. Bland explains that he missed his appointment, he tries to rape her. Raoul wanders in, sees the hippie attacking Mrs. Bland and strangles him to death with his belt. Raoul then offers Mary marijuana and they have sex.

This affair goes on for a while, with Raoul beginning to convince Mary to run away with him. After Raoul tries to run Paul down in his van, Paul hires Doris the Dominatrix to pose as a variety of people (including an immigration agent and a sexual health counselor) to try and get rid of Raoul (by making him believe he is being deported and feeding him salt peter, respectively). None of these plans work, however, and Raoul arrives in the Blands' apartment with a gun and prepares to kill Mr. Bland. He informs Paul that he and Mary will be getting married, and then brings Paul into the kitchen so that he and Mary can both kill him together; instead, Mary kills Raoul with a frying pan.

Mary and Paul then remember they're expecting a friend for dinner (the banker who's helping them buy their dream restaurant). With no food left in the house, and little time before the banker's arrival, Paul and Mary cook Raoul and serve him up for dinner. The investor is impressed; the last shot of the film is a smiling Paul and Mary in front of their brand new restaurant, with the caption, "Bon Appétit."
[edit] Synopsis
Paul and Mary Bland are a wine dealer and a nurse, respectively, who grieve over their low statuses in life and dream of someday opening a restaurant.

After Mr. Bland is fired from his job at a wine shop (shortly after an unrelated in-store shooting), the couple are left relatively penniless and the chances that they will ever realize their dream quickly diminish. Their strife is exacerbated by the fact that they live in an apartment building that is a regular site of orgies and bondage parties.

After a "swinger" wanders drunk into their apartment and tries to rape Mrs. Bland, Mr. Bland kills him by hitting him with a frying pan. They take his money and put him in the trash compactor. Later on, they kill another swinger along the same lines, and realize that they could actually make money by killing "rich perverts," and proceed to do so, getting advice on infiltrating the swinging lifestyle from one of the apartment's orgy regulars, Doris the Dominatrix.

After finding a flyer attached to their car for cheap lock installation, they decide, for the safety of Mr. Bland's wine collection, to have the locks on their apartment door changed.

The locksmith's name is Raoul, a Latino man who moonlights as a cat burglar, robbing the homes and apartments of his clients. He breaks into the Blands' apartment the night after installing their locks, only to stumble across the corpse of the Blands' latest victim, a Nazi fetishist, who has also decorated the apartment in Nazi paraphernalia before he was killed.

Paul catches Raoul and the two strike a deal: Not only will Raoul keep the Blands' secret, he tells them that he knows a place where he can "exchange" the corpses for cash. The Blands accept, and Raoul goes to work for them (he sells the corpses to a dog food company), also secretly stealing the victims' cars and selling them.

One night shortly after, Mr. Bland leaves to buy groceries (and a new frying pan, since Mary is "a bit squeamish about cooking with the one we use to kill people") and Mrs. Bland is left alone in the house. Their next customer, a hippie Vietnam veteran, arrives while Paul is gone, and when Mrs. Bland explains that he missed his appointment, he tries to rape her. Raoul wanders in, sees the hippie attacking Mrs. Bland and strangles him to death with his belt. Raoul then offers Mary marijuana and they have sex.

This affair goes on for a while, with Raoul beginning to convince Mary to run away with him. After Raoul tries to run Paul down in his van, Paul hires Doris the Dominatrix to pose as a variety of people (including an immigration agent and a sexual health counselor) to try and get rid of Raoul (by making him believe he is being deported and feeding him salt peter, respectively). None of these plans work, however, and Raoul arrives in the Blands' apartment with a gun and prepares to kill Mr. Bland. He informs Paul that he and Mary will be getting married, and then brings Paul into the kitchen so that he and Mary can both kill him together; instead, Mary kills Raoul with a frying pan.

Mary and Paul then remember they're expecting a friend for dinner (the banker who's helping them buy their dream restaurant). With no food left in the house, and little time before the banker's arrival, Paul and Mary cook Raoul and serve him up for dinner. The investor is impressed; the last shot of the film is a smiling Paul and Mary in front of their brand new restaurant, with the caption, "Bon Appétit."
[edit] Synopsis
Paul and Mary Bland are a wine dealer and a nurse, respectively, who grieve over their low statuses in life and dream of someday opening a restaurant.

After Mr. Bland is fired from his job at a wine shop (shortly after an unrelated in-store shooting), the couple are left relatively penniless and the chances that they will ever realize their dream quickly diminish. Their strife is exacerbated by the fact that they live in an apartment building that is a regular site of orgies and bondage parties.

After a "swinger" wanders drunk into their apartment and tries to rape Mrs. Bland, Mr. Bland kills him by hitting him with a frying pan. They take his money and put him in the trash compactor. Later on, they kill another swinger along the same lines, and realize that they could actually make money by killing "rich perverts," and proceed to do so, getting advice on infiltrating the swinging lifestyle from one of the apartment's orgy regulars, Doris the Dominatrix.

After finding a flyer attached to their car for cheap lock installation, they decide, for the safety of Mr. Bland's wine collection, to have the locks on their apartment door changed.

The locksmith's name is Raoul, a Latino man who moonlights as a cat burglar, robbing the homes and apartments of his clients. He breaks into the Blands' apartment the night after installing their locks, only to stumble across the corpse of the Blands' latest victim, a Nazi fetishist, who has also decorated the apartment in Nazi paraphernalia before he was killed.

Paul catches Raoul and the two strike a deal: Not only will Raoul keep the Blands' secret, he tells them that he knows a place where he can "exchange" the corpses for cash. The Blands accept, and Raoul goes to work for them (he sells the corpses to a dog food company), also secretly stealing the victims' cars and selling them.

One night shortly after, Mr. Bland leaves to buy groceries (and a new frying pan, since Mary is "a bit squeamish about cooking with the one we use to kill people") and Mrs. Bland is left alone in the house. Their next customer, a hippie Vietnam veteran, arrives while Paul is gone, and when Mrs. Bland explains that he missed his appointment, he tries to rape her. Raoul wanders in, sees the hippie attacking Mrs. Bland and strangles him to death with his belt. Raoul then offers Mary marijuana and they have sex.

This affair goes on for a while, with Raoul beginning to convince Mary to run away with him. After Raoul tries to run Paul down in his van, Paul hires Doris the Dominatrix to pose as a variety of people (including an immigration agent and a sexual health counselor) to try and get rid of Raoul (by making him believe he is being deported and feeding him salt peter, respectively). None of these plans work, however, and Raoul arrives in the Blands' apartment with a gun and prepares to kill Mr. Bland. He informs Paul that he and Mary will be getting married, and then brings Paul into the kitchen so that he and Mary can both kill him together; instead, Mary kills Raoul with a frying pan.

Mary and Paul then remember they're expecting a friend for dinner (the banker who's helping them buy their dream restaurant). With no food left in the house, and little time before the banker's arrival, Paul and Mary cook Raoul and serve him up for dinner. The investor is impressed; the last shot of the film is a smiling Paul and Mary in front of their brand new restaurant, with the caption, "Bon Appétit."

higher4hockey
06-05-2007, 09:24 PM
i'd like to meet the cow, cut off what i want, and ride the rest home.

LIP
06-05-2007, 09:29 PM
Rare for me thankyou very much lol.

I also like stake tata [sp?] Shredded raw. Lovely.

TheGreenFog
06-05-2007, 09:36 PM
I used to like it Well Done...then I met my gf and she likes it MR or R...(blech)...but she got me down to Med in the mean time. :) I can't/won't go further into the alive category. Mmmm I'm gonna get a steak. :)


The Fog :rastasmoke:

Sir Bliss
06-05-2007, 09:52 PM
Shiit. I have had steak in a whillllle. Damn.

I usually go with Medium or Medium Well. A1 Steak Sauce. Mmmm

Its a Plant
06-05-2007, 10:08 PM
MEDIUM. I'm not about to stare my steak in the eyes and have it blink at me...

Then add some ketchup.

"Nothin' brings out the flavor of a steak like ketchup." ~

VaporDaddy
06-06-2007, 04:15 PM
:apachecopter::rambohead::Tomcat::chainsaw:
MEDIUM. I'm not about to stare my steak in the eyes and have it blink at me...

Then add some ketchup.

"Nothin' brings out the flavor of a steak like ketchup." ~

Reefer Rogue
06-06-2007, 08:23 PM
medium rare, gimme some A1 or some ketchup. Gimme some fries :D

Skink
06-06-2007, 08:41 PM
medium rare, gimme some A1 or some ketchup. Gimme some fries :D

I never got into the A-1,,,tried it many times...

halfassedjediknight
06-06-2007, 08:58 PM
i love a1.

im marinating steak right now. and i finally got some a1. yessssss.

cannabis campbell
06-06-2007, 10:18 PM
Well done for me

Any other way is sick.

Skink
06-06-2007, 10:22 PM
Well done for me

Any other way is sick.

Wadda ya mean sick??? afraid of Bot fly larve???

delusionsofNORMALity
06-06-2007, 10:32 PM
what's with all these people who either burn all the flavor out of their meat or cover up the taste with condiments filled with sugar and salt. embrace your inner beast and enjoy the blood.

Shovelhandle
06-06-2007, 10:33 PM
med rare but I'll eat it anyway I can get it from raw to crispy.

Shov

Its a Plant
06-06-2007, 10:35 PM
what's with all these people who either burn all the flavor out of their meat or cover up the taste with condiments filled with sugar and salt. embrace your inner beast and enjoy the blood.
LOL medium is the best, just a TOUCH of pink inside...and that ketchup thing was a joke from some movie...a good steak doesn't need ANY condiments in my book.