Was God Stoned ?

[dutchy]

When he decided to make the Platpus, I'm mean take a look, it's got a duck like bill, webbed feet, fur, it's a mammal and yet it lays eggs.

[FRANKFRANKFRANK]

I think God was stoned the whole time She made the world. How else could there be organized religion?

[The Piper]

haha that things fucked up i saw 1 once at a zoo on a field trip when i smoked b4 i though i was trippin when i saw it then me an my friends got lost in this gurilla building thing.

[apsinthion]

Platypus urine can be used to cure clothes related mental illness.

According to fabrapsychology .:D

[Hektik]

God blazes everyday all day.

[teknonra]

ornithorhynchus [mod. f. ornitho- + bill.] An aquatic mammal of Australia, the duck-billed platypus or duck-mole (O. paradoxus or anatinus), the only species of its genus and family in the order Monotremata; it has glossy dark-brown fur, webbed feet and bill like a duck's; it lays eggs like a bird and has a whistle like a cow. can be seen at dusk searching for the illusive holimatuka plant, once found the plant is stripped down and smoked...............how else would you look like that? :)

[dog420]

Who or what is god?

[teknonra]

me - i'm god ,so give me your drugs man, so's i can free the world

[adh endo]

id say no, but being high is a way to become like god.

its adam & eve's fruit, whatever, its good.

funny shit the australian animals. and them too.

[az666]

i just think it was some crazy interbreeding thing during evolution not that i understand interbreeding or evolution? But.....yeah stoned

[RESiNATE]

For the sake of argument, we'll say that God existed/exists, and is indeed very stoned.
After all, He came up with the toughest brain-teaser of them all...

...can you guess what it is?

Answers on a post, to the usual address...thanks :D

[teknonra]

is it .......why do you always have an idiot sit next to you on the bus?
or
how many beans make five?
or women-why?
or
what is the meaning of life? (although we already know)
or
how does your bud dissapear wenst i had'th a henery only last night?

[Blisterize]

God is a spirit. He's not out sniffing sacrifices and tasting offerings and I know he's not puffin herbs. I mean, how much do you think He could smoke? Then there would be none left for man, which is whom it is intended for!!!

[RESiNATE]

Of whom it is intended...

[Blisterize]

Oh, Res...your so techincal and I'm so high. This is why we don't communicate. This is why our relationship is what it is! LOL

[Stuky]

trying to stop smokin' alfter 9 years, i'ts killin' me, gonna give in and roll one

[RESiNATE]

lmao, Blisterize :D

But what you didn't know, is that I had to check that I was right first ;)

Oh, darn it!
Now you know!
me and my big mouth!

You see, Blisterize, it works like this:
You're so high, but I am not...therefore, I have to be the technical one.
It's yer basic 'ying-yang-thang', ya know?
Our releationship could be so much more...if I were as high as you :o
*sighs*
Such is the order of things, of which we have no control over.

*bigger sigh*
I wish my goddam dealer would hurry the fuck up with my weed, man!
*sobs*
I'm ALWAYS the 'technical one'...*sobs louder*

I think I need a hug :(

[Blisterize]

OMG Res I am roflmfao!!!