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Nocturnal Stoner
06-02-2007, 07:47 PM
you know how they have beer adverts on tv showing how happy and chilled people are. Well what would happen if they had adverts about weed in a positive way.
like in the Budweiser one, they have the bouncing floor, and coors and shit
what would they have for weed, like different strains, e.g. white widow, afghan, northern lights etc.
imagine...:rastasmoke:
If i saw that kinda advert on English TV i can say for sure i'd break down crying clutching my bud and start kissing the TV - then i'd most probably eletricute myself and die, but still, that'd be one of the very few adverts i'd enjoy watching. My mouth is watering now :D
if any1 on this forum is a rich person who can afford tv advertising that would be sweeet
That would be very sweet - but first you gotta get a channel that'll show it, and most of the media are tight little arse holes who are very careful about what they say about drugs. Not to mention it costs up to 100K a pop.
But i think adverts attacking the crap the Government pump into sociaty would be a great idea, and while were attacking - i want to kill FRANK.
Nocturnal Stoner
06-03-2007, 07:47 PM
Frank can suck my balls, remember that kid who finds the bong in the closet. "what do you put in this vase?" "what does that stuff actually smell like" I heard he got shot.
Peruvian Devil
06-03-2007, 08:46 PM
Weed, always worth it :thumbsup:
thats how i would put it
Frivolous248
06-03-2007, 08:50 PM
You'd see a dude take a toke, then he'd start going about his day...
He'd see a burger 'n attack it, orgasming as he ate it.
He'd stop at the mall and start kicking ass in a video game store, having the time of his life.
He'd go to the movies and laugh his ass off.
At the end it'd say "Weed. It makes everything better. To start making everything better come on down to franks cannabis cafe where we have a large selection of all the greatest strains and a friendly smoking environment. Hope to smoke you out soon!"
Or something...
halfassedjediknight
06-03-2007, 08:51 PM
lip whos frank?
geonagual
06-03-2007, 09:37 PM
We just need a all cannibis station 24/7...everything about weed...movies, comedians...if you dont smoke weed you dont belong..cast them out.
pass_the_dubbie
06-03-2007, 10:47 PM
FRANK - Flash Detection (http://www.talktofrank.com)
Supposedly frank gives you help and advice about drugs. It's adverts show a stoner going into a shop where they sell brains or something...cause weed fucks your brain up....or something..
psteve
06-03-2007, 11:54 PM
It would be boring as hell, because it would show regular people doing regular things in their regular lives. Because that's who we really are. Just regular people.
FRANK is a Government influenced bullshit factory. They produce lies, and then air them on TV - so all the people can see how silly they've been.
It's like Above the influence.
It's pumping lies into sociaty, brainwashing people, and educating people with excrement.
I say we demolish the HQ of it, whereever it is, with all the lying dirty TWATS inside. And THEN - we move on to the houses of parliment. All Governments are illegal. They're wrong, they're lying. WE'RE RIGHT. Fucking hell, I HATE bullshit like this. I HATE IT.
VaporDaddy
06-04-2007, 01:07 PM
A couple in bed after sex;
Man: Wow.
Woman: Oh my God!
Man: Oh my God.
Woman: Holy shit, Oh God!
Man: Holy shit! Wow!
...
Cannabis, it's THAT good.
(Brought to you by the international association of Cannabis Producers.):jointsmile:
Nocturnal Stoner
06-04-2007, 08:41 PM
^ thats what it should be like
Skink
06-04-2007, 08:46 PM
I see Black lights and Mark Emery...
RamblerGambler
06-04-2007, 08:52 PM
Think about how terrible those commercials would be if you were dry though. Especially if they zoom in for a close up of those succulent buds...
Skink
06-04-2007, 09:44 PM
Think about how terrible those commercials would be if you were dry though. Especially if they zoom in for a close up of those succulent buds...
I would hope we could buy it in packs of 20 at the Wal * Mart...
GotWake88
06-06-2007, 08:35 AM
Which reminds me... when it's legal, I'm gonna open up the Marlboro of cannabis. How sweet would that be? I'd be like the auggie bush of weed, except my product wouldn't completely suck ass.
Reefer Rogue
06-06-2007, 08:58 AM
Trippy tie die colours flood the entire screen. A cannabis leaf appears spinning round really fast, then stops. Photographs of bands like Pink Floyd, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, and Bob Marley appear one after the other to the song ' Do you feel like we do' by Peter Frampton. It then cuts to the word: Enjoy
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