Stoned out of my head in a police station lol!

[lil josh]

EDit: ill put the short version first this time.

EDIT AGAIN: omg ive alrewady put this in recreational :wtf: i think i betta go and lay down

Carry on reading tho :jointsmile:

I smoked a quater then done a bong b4 i went to the police station (10-15 min drive away) got in there n was really stoned.

Now for the fucked up long version lol

This is going to be really badly written because im sooooo stoned lol its 11:25am i woke up a hour ago n ive had a nice ammount to smoke n a few bevvies


lol i had to go to the police station the other day because i was on bail for some abh shit...anyways i let my mum take care of the dates so she just tells me the day before when i have bail/court or have to report to the police station for my refferal order. (im going of subject now aint i lol)

hold on ill sort of start again

I went splits on a quater with one of my mates in the morning n we started smoking at around 12, by about 5 im pretttty high n feeling nice Then my7 mum comes in to tell me i have got to go to the police station at 6 for my bail thingy lol
(i cant figure out how to say bail, i had to go to bail...i was on bail..but bail isnt a place ((could get confusing soz)) back to the story)
so i decided not to smoke for the next hour because i was pretty stoned already.
(ive really lost intrest in this story lol so its gona sound sooo shit cause the main part is coming up but i cba to go in2 detail looool this has taken almnost half an hour cause i keep getting distracted)

anyways yer so i didnt smoke for an hour b4 i went to bail but just before i decided to have a quick bong, bad idea lol, got in the car with my mum started driving felt the bong coming on nicley
Mum starts looking at me telling me i look terrible n that i look really stoned lol to make it worse i had run out of eye drops so i had crazy red eye.
So we get into the police station i talk to the man behind the desk for abit tells me im gona have to be in a id parade next week.
Whoile he prints of the paper work we have to sit in a lil room (me n ma mum) .

So were sitting in the room n all of a sudden i feel really stoned, my mums still telling me how bad i look

(o yeah lmao i forgotte! when i was talking to the cunstable bloke behind the desk she tried to make a excuse for ma eyes n started saying to 1 of the police officers about how i shouldnt have gone swimming ect..cause it always messes up ma eyes lol!)

so thats just causing mad paranoia lol, then i think i hear one of the pigs outside the room say he can smell something on me lol so im like ffs i cant be dealing with this lol.

We come out of the lil room n collect the papaers, i have to talk to the cunstable again n im trying not to act/look to stoned lol (always makes it worse) he gives me my papers n i leave lol.







lol that was so much fucking effort i duno why i bothered lol i dont think its going to make any sence either, i thought i was going to finish it quick but turns out i didnt
now does this go in the recreational section, stories section, lounge or experiences?

This feels like a really big waste of time now n im still typing .. WTF am i doing lol

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[orangeman]

Eh sorta confusing but one thing that's totally unfair is you hardly got any attention for being high in the police station. If that was in the U.S. and you had red eyes and smelled like something they'd probably search you on the spot or try to get to the bottom of your situation, like it's really any of their fuckin business.. I hate America some times :p.

[Greenport]

OM is right, crazy man.

[Jah420]

Ah tbh I couldnt be fucked to read the post haha..

But i've spent a whole night in a police station stoned before.. with blazing red eye lmao..

[crudemood]

i got REALLY bad red eyes once.. after i pet a cat and decided i wanted to rub my eyes afterwards, those are the worse red eyes you can ever get!

[Spoken Word]

well...
i ate 3 brownies one day at school thinking i could get high and go home...still high and smoke to get higher...(i know---irresponsible)
anyways.. come to fnd out i was in a "scared straight" program and i was going to be taken to a prison wth other troublemakers..........

lmao i got high as fuck on the busride and was hiiiiiiiigh as all holy heaven in the prison...it was great

[Nocturnal Stoner]

pretty strong shit then eh?

[BlAzInIt4:20]

what kind of shit are you smoking?:thumbsup: id lovee to try some..