the easiest, cheapest way to defintly pass ur piss test, done first hand

[cavmanfotwent]

( im not gona give u all the scienteific bullshit about all of this cause i just know wat u need to know about each of these strait up) ok so i had around a month to pass my piss test and i smoked everyday for well over 2 years ( im 16 ) and i heard alot of bullshit so for one dontt buy anything that claims to rid u of thc its the water they make u drink with the " magical substance" that wuld help at all to pass the test, wat does work is niacin, u may hear it is bullshit but that is not true, the vitamin helps to release toxins from your body, it is worthless if u take it right before but if u take it for a few weeks it helps a massive amount, your cappilaries expand up to 3 times their size ( thats what the niacin flush is, the reddening and itchy of ur skin is the increased blood flow and itchyness from the histamine released), ur blood cells go throught them single file but when the cappilaries expand they can go up to 3 rows of single file through them then majorly increasing your blood flow help to remove toxins from fatty cells, the next is make sure you got the diuretics, diurtetics are any liquid or water that helps to increase your urine flow, cranberry juice is the cheapest and coffee and stuff works, its nothing magical but it helps increase your urine flow which will do nothing but help, the next is a high fiber diet, just eat ur shredded wheats every morning and that will help, it helps re direct where the cannabanoids in ur fatty cells are directed to then going out through ur shit rather then ur urine, and the next simply is to exerise which burns fat and then obviously burning wats with it which are the cannabanoids in them, and also it wont hurt but the day of ur piss test drink tons of water then diluting your urine, but if ur taking the niacine ur piss will be yellow so dont worry about it being to clear and them refusing it. im sure everyones heard the myths about niacin and cranberry juice blah blah blah ive seen first hand it works and i was about as heavy as a smoker as you could be and i passed. i still think it is bull if u drink mad cranberry juice and take niacin the day of the piss test because theres no time for it to be released but take my word for it, take niacin,( once a day is fine) diuretics( cranberry juice, green tea, coffee), a high fiber diet ( shredded wheats will do ) and exersice and ur golden.

[FakeBoobsRule]

Have you ever heard of punctuation or spell check? Niacin is a myth period. It was started by L Ron Hubbard, father of Scientology.

Increasing your urine flow does not equal improved kidney function.

The only thing good in this post is "eat fiber."

[Skwirl07]

ok so i had around a month to pass my piss test..

If you had a month..even two weeks all you gotta do is not smoke...

[robo scat]

Don't bother posting this kind of shit unless you're positive it's valid. You could have ruined somebody's chance to actually pass a drug test. :p

[Guy]

two weeks?
seriosly?

[deftdrummer]

fake boobs your fucking wrong read the sticky above this post before you go ranting. Always the same dumb asses...

[StonedAssasin]

All I know is I had about 2 weeks for mine (my test is this thursday) and all I did was drink about 2 liters of water a day and pissed my balls off.. I bought a drug test about a week ago.. and I was dirty.. and so I kept drinking the 2 liters a day and pissing non stop.. and well I bought a drug test yesterday and did it again and BOOM clean.. so tomorow I'm gonna piss in the fuckin judges mouth. :]

[FakeBoobsRule]

fake boobs your fucking wrong read the sticky above this post before you go ranting.
Haven't you already gotten one infraction for calling me names before? Also it is you're not your. Finally, I don't need to go checking the sticky because I know all about niacin the myth. It was started by the nutcracker father of the cult known as scientology, L Ron Hubbard. He has no medical training yet he claimed that taking vitamins was part of a 21 day detox program. If you want to trust passing your drug tests to a bunch of fools like scientologists who advocate making no noise during childbirth and claim that vitamins and exercise can cure depression then go right ahead. Me, I like to stick with proven science and not nutcracker magic from the 50's. There is no proof whatsoever niacin will help you get clean.


( im not gona give u all the scienteific bullshit about all of this cause i just know wat u need to know about each of these strait up) ok so i had around a month to pass my piss test and i smoked everyday for well over 2 years ( im 16 )

Most people will pass a drug test if the are clean for a month. You need to prove that your niacin works not just by saying well it makes your blood vessels dilate. Cranberrry juice and diuretics are worthless too.

[deftdrummer]

fake boobs you know it all don't you. ya we've gone at it before because you point out stupid fallacies and grammatical errors and only troll around in the drug testing section trying to "prove" everyone wrong. Where is your proof niacin has ANYTHING to do with scientology and L Rob Hubbard? Niacin is a B vitamin found naturally that helps with energy production you fool it has nothing to do with Hubbard. You are just a nay sayer and pessimist is all. You work in the medical profession and you deny that water helps flush out your system and thus helps in passing drug tests? Oh I guess everyone on the forums and for the last 80 years is wrong in thinking water has had any effect on cleansing your system wow, Don't bother writing back cause you are permanently on the ignore list buddy.

[FakeBoobsRule]

fake boobs you know it all don't you. ya we've gone at it before because you point out stupid fallacies and grammatical errors and only troll around in the drug testing section trying to "prove" everyone wrong.

First of all I don't care if you put me on your ignore list. I am not out to prove anyone wrong, I like to help people pass drugs tests and beat the man. If someone gives incorrect info, I will point out why the info is wrong not to makke fun of the poster but to help them and others who might read the posts. Also, unlike you I don't attack the person with immature name calling or personal attacks, I just try to stick to what is written.

Where is your proof niacin has ANYTHING to do with scientology and L Rob Hubbard? Niacin is a B vitamin found naturally that helps with energy production
Next it isn't hard to find that Hubbard started this myth. Use your favorite search engine and type in Hubbard niacin and you get 1000's of hits. Here are some. The first one is one of his websites so you can see his original theories on niacin. I think he also believed niacin helps with radiation and sunburns. Also, Narconon is a scientology drug rehab program or facility whatever.

L. Ron Hubbard Home Page (http://www.lronhubbard.org/)

Narconon Exposed: Is Narconon Valid? - Hubbard's Junk Science (http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/Narconon/junkscience.htm)

Is Narconon safe? (http://www.xenu.net/archive/oca/narconon/safety.html)

I can keep on going with the links but I am sure anyone can search for it to see he started this myth, it isn't that hard.


you fool it has nothing to do with Hubbard. You are just a nay sayer and pessimist is all. You work in the medical profession and you deny that water helps flush out your system and thus helps in passing drug tests?

Drinking water for days and days before the test is useless. Make sure you are hydrated but there is no reason to make yourself uncomfortable either. Just because you are pissing more doesn't mean you have increased glomerular filtration rate or GFR. Your GFR is reasonable for how fast your kidneys eliminate THC metabolites in the urine. Your liver is also involved in eliminating THC metabolites from the body. Excesive water will not make either work better. It will not wash your body like you are using the pressure washer to clean your driveway.
I guess everyone on the forums and for the last 80 years is wrong in thinking water has had any effect on cleansing your system.
When it comes to THC metabolites, yes they are wrong. Where you got this 80 years thing I don't know because you will not see any doctors saying you can flush THC metabolites from your system with massive amounts of water.

Drinking lots of fluids on the day of the test is dilution and it works not by flushing you out but by diluting.

[TheSmokingMonkey]

Okay, everyone, let's take it down a notch. You may be familiar with the drug detox kit "Ready Clean". Do you know what is in Ready Clean (and people say that it works)?

B vitamins, minerals, and a little bit of creatine.

So there's something to the B vitamins (niacin being one of them).
Of course you can't make your kidneys more efficient in just one day of taking health foods, but as a general rule, taking care of one's kidneys is important; multivitamins and cranberry juice couldn't hurt.

I won't say you're guaranteed to pass your test, but those are certainly well-founded suggestions.

[FakeBoobsRule]

but as a general rule, taking care of one's kidneys is important; multivitamins and cranberry juice couldn't hurt.
I won't say you're guaranteed to pass your test, but those are certainly well-founded suggestions.
Those are not well founded suggestions, at least the niacin. The niacin myth was started by someone who has no medical training whatsoever and by someone who charges $20,000 to join his church. Is it going to hurt, probably not but the people who are singing the praises of niacin in this thread are making it sound like it is going to make a huge difference which it is not. Cranberry juice is only good in helping prevent urinary tract infections and that is why some people think cranberry juice is going to clean you out. It has a slight diuretic quality to it so it can actually hurt you if you are doing the dilution method and you are using it as the fluid. You may get a negative dilute.