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Nocturnal Stoner
05-30-2007, 10:37 AM
I've always found it hard to tell when I'm high if I've only smoked a bit like one joint, how can you tell that you are. I mean obviously after 2 bowls im on the moon but how could you tell?

Everyone post how they can tell they're high.

ToDrunkToFish
05-30-2007, 12:30 PM
When everyone in your circle cant find the fuckin bowl or weed when its sittin in the middle of the table.

stinkyattic
05-30-2007, 01:26 PM
When the person sitting next to you who is really as dull as a box of blocks actually seems funny and interesting.

higher4hockey
05-30-2007, 01:30 PM
when you post the same thread twice...?

pass_the_dubbie
05-30-2007, 02:28 PM
I know im high when I start talking about random stuff...when music feels like a drug itself....when I go into civilisation then make a normal observation and burst out laughing

rhizome
05-30-2007, 04:16 PM
I know I'm high when I can't find my keys.

Has anyone seen my keys?

stinkyattic
05-30-2007, 04:19 PM
Rhizome check under the Hemi powered laptop

Demeter
05-30-2007, 05:06 PM
when I find my reading glasses in the freezer

dannyboy420
05-30-2007, 05:48 PM
I know I'm high when ... what were we just talking about?

Oh F Yeah
05-30-2007, 05:52 PM
When I can't understand the words that are coming out of my mouth.

friendowl
05-30-2007, 06:12 PM
the voices in my head stay quiet

Oh F Yeah
05-30-2007, 06:56 PM
^ No dude......they are not being quite. The ones in my head said they are texting each other.

novell
05-30-2007, 07:42 PM
when you forget what you were doing right in the middle of it

Tmansdc
05-30-2007, 08:22 PM
When the person sitting next to you who is really as dull as a box of blocks actually seems funny and interesting.




That's me!

energig
05-31-2007, 01:32 AM
Usually when i lick my lips, it feels really slow when im high. Although its not as if i need to test to see if im high.

Matt the Funk
05-31-2007, 01:45 AM
Everything looks a little different, and I think to myself, I think i'm gonna take just a few more hits and I should be good.

rebgirl420
05-31-2007, 01:47 AM
I dunno...everything just clicks into place

tevnig
05-31-2007, 02:42 AM
when one of ur friends tells a fuckin stupid story yet everyone finds its hilarious,.usually my eyes start to get heavy

sefi
05-31-2007, 03:02 AM
when i dont even nkow whats goin on

AsianStoner420
05-31-2007, 03:45 AM
When I think i can eat a whole turkey and when things just seems so bright and beautiful. Sumtimes i just cant stop smiling and laughing about nothing and it feels pretty good:thumbsup:

Kottonmouth_Dude
05-31-2007, 04:40 AM
when the fucking fishes start flying out of the water with their amazing golden wings.
and the spring time starts and you are not sure of who you really are or who you were because you are so cool.
(BAKED)


ACTUALLY TO BE FOREALS WHEN IM FUCKED UP I JUST FEEL LIKE EVERYTHING IS HOW IT SHOULD BE. LIKE IM BACK AT HOME WHERE I BELONG =)

i tend to start having like extremely smart conversations about the most random shit ever.
and talking about the types of buds that i have done and how they differ from others n crap.

hemodilator
05-31-2007, 05:15 AM
when making love to a women feels 10x better

darkestXredX
05-31-2007, 03:05 PM
when im holding the bowl and bag and i dont notice it and nobody else does either..itll just be sitting there in my lap and than after few min i look down and im like

SHIT THERES MORE!!!

KingsBlend420
05-31-2007, 06:09 PM
Something just clicks inside my head....just like it did 5 minutes ago.:stoned:

Sir Bliss
05-31-2007, 06:26 PM
When I realize that I had just been talking for like 10 minutes straight all while holding the (unfinished) bowl. Haha, and then everyone just kinda stops and remembers that we were still passing it around, and then I hit it and get it going again.

Some people refer to it as 'camping'. I think that's a shitty name. How about "Holding the fucking bowl for too long because you're so engrossed in a discussion that you forget to hit it again, and everyone forgets as well".

phew.

RyanTheCaveman
05-31-2007, 06:34 PM
When i stare at my bowl and drool. then finally realize im just weirdly staring at my bowl then i go..."hee hee HEE!"


i make weird sounds while high...my laugh changes.

originalblu
05-31-2007, 06:34 PM
when food tastes so fuckin good

DB 120
06-01-2007, 11:45 PM
Yesterday was the my first time i got BAKED BAKED. My cousin had some ok weed so I took two hits said that was enough since I had to go home at 9:30 its 6pm. I come back down a little bit high now my cousins friend packs a bowl of his weed...I take one hit from his pipe..My legs start numbing after 10 minutes and my ass starts numbing. Every time i concentrated on something it would like spin. I went upstairs its like 7:30 im at the peak of my high. I call my friend to see what hes up to, i walk into the kitchen from the living room, and i like wake up in the living room again. I blacked out but was still talking on the phone it was so weird i didn't even remember what i said on the phone. I listened to some Kottonmouth Kings it was great. Freaky high though because it lasted until like 10 and my dad picked me up and asked me what was up with my eyes because they were chinked, i told him we went to a girls house and i reacted to the cat since im allergic. PERFECT. later that night my buddie told me it was creeper weed. I didnt feel a high and then 10 minutes later hit me at FULL FORCE. IT WAS INSANE.

IcedEarth
06-01-2007, 11:49 PM
When im looking at an empty bowl, debating if I wanna hide my shit first or get food/water.

LargeToker37
06-02-2007, 08:56 AM
Whenever someone talks to me and I completely ignore whatever they're talking about and ask them if they have any good CDs with them. Then if they don't answer that I just ask someone else. It pisses people off if their not high enough usually. But if they're pretty stoned too they're all like "DUDE! WE NEED TO LISTEN TO MASTODON!" or any other myriad of bands for that matter.

Sir Bliss
06-02-2007, 03:44 PM
When im looking at an empty bowl, debating if I wanna hide my shit first or get food/water.

ahhhh haha. Yeah. that shit happens to me all the time. Sometimes I think I stare at that fucking bowl for 5-10 minutes :stoned:

Nocturnal Stoner
06-02-2007, 03:47 PM
when you shit yourself silly the next morning wondering, "what the fuck did I eat last night?"

fracture40
06-09-2007, 06:14 AM
when everything takes forever.

PHATTY LUMPKINS
06-09-2007, 06:26 AM
When your sitting here at Midnite wondering what to reply to this thread. And then ten minutes later you still have no answer.:thumbsup:

PHATTY LUMPKINS
06-09-2007, 06:29 AM
When your sitting here at Midnite wondering what to reply to this thread. And then ten minutes later you still have no answer. Then I had to retype this twice to get it right.:thumbsup:

Dalfir
06-09-2007, 11:52 AM
When my thought patterns get fucked up.

Last night I smoked and thought to myself "I think I'm gonna get a beer" then all of a sudden, I think; "remember, Mr. Gonno want's his cash." Noooo idea where the fuck that came from. I don't even know anyone named Mr. Gonno :S

cannabis=freedom
06-09-2007, 07:18 PM
When I'm high, I start out with feeling intensely relaxed and contented. I then get the perma-grin and start giggling about nothing. That stage segues into a state of wonderment, where I start pondering existence and shit.

hateyoul3itch
06-10-2007, 07:50 PM
when everything i want to say i scream out, i sound and act like a 2nd grader having a temper tantrum, I will randomly get up and start dancing/beatboxing, OR if im on top of my best friend beating the living shit out of him