Why men may pee funny

[mrdevious]

lol, I was just reading the "peeing before sex" thread and it reminded me of something. Me and my friend were explaining to his girlfriend something, that she apparently had no idea of. When guys get an erection, it can make us pee really funny! It'll go off at some really extreme side angle and totally miss the target, or sometimes have a couple streams going at once.

Which makes me curious. How many girls knew about this already?

[rebgirl420]

Nope haha. Didn't know that.

[mrdevious]

Ah damnit, i was going to post a 3rd "I'm a guy, skip to read results" poll option but forgot. Apparently there's no way to edit the poll's in a post:mad:

[crudemood]

RANDOM. but good information for future reference like just in case one day i decide i want to grow my very own penis.

[rebgirl420]

hahah ^^^ Yeah that one day when you think, "Damn...if only I had a penis. Then I could pee standing up!"

[mrdevious]

hahah ^^^ Yeah that one day when you think, "Damn...if only I had a penis. Then I could pee standing up!"

I always appreciate the sheere convenience of my penis, and all the many times it's come in handy when I had to pee but there was no bathroom around :) .

Not to mention, I have no idea how you ladies handle periods. If I was bleeding out my hoohoo I would FREAK OUT! :eek: Cuto's to you all for your bravery!:thumbsup:

[rebgirl420]

haha well periods dont hurt haha. Its not like it feels like we were shot (cramps maybe) haha. And yeah, I wish I could pee standing up! It would help out alot whenever you have to pee in some crappy restroom..ick

[Breukelen advocaat]

hahah ^^^ Yeah that one day when you think, "Damn...if only I had a penis. Then I could pee standing up!"

Believe it or not, they make devices with tubes to allow this, for hygenic purposes in public rest rooms, outdoors, etc. There are also ones that look very much the real thing for public use by gender-bender females that wish to use urinals in public men's rest rooms, or whatever.

[rebgirl420]

Oh yeah I wanna walk into the mens room with a fake penis and just slide my panties over haha. My god I think that would be hilarious! But I doubt anyone next to me would say anything...but I bet they would stare in amazement.

[officerleeroy]

First piss in the morning with morning wood sucks...especially when you're still half asleep and miss the toilet.

[BlAzInIt4:20]

weird....^^^ just weird lol

[Skink]

sometimes I do a 2 jet with no erection......

[Matt the Funk]

Yeah i've had split stream....I use to think there was another hole that I didn't know about.

[snicklefritz1825]

lol, I was just reading the "peeing before sex" thread and it reminded me of something. Me and my friend were explaining to his girlfriend something, that she apparently had no idea of. When guys get an erection, it can make us pee really funny! It'll go off at some really extreme side angle and totally miss the target, or sometimes have a couple streams going at once.

Which makes me curious. How many girls knew about this already?

That is just so funny lol.

[Scarlet Sky]

sometimes I do a 2 jet with no erection......

yeah, but lizards pee funny anyway :p and skink has many oddball talents, so, i'm not surprised...:D

[420MissHighTimes420]

Hmmm you learn something new everyday, That was interesting.

[delusionsofNORMALity]

.... just in case one day i decide i want to grow my very own penis.

before you decide to grow your own, rent one for a couple weeks or borrow one from a friend. they're not for everyone and they can get you into a great deal of trouble.

[BigHyphyD]

Yeah.


I have to like stand about 5 feet away from the toilet because it shoots so far.

And then when I feel it startin to stop, I have to walk towards the toilet WHILE I'm peeing and synchronizing it so I don't get any on the ground.


LOL

[mrdevious]

Yeah.


I have to like stand about 5 feet away from the toilet because it shoots so far.

And then when I feel it startin to stop, I have to walk towards the toilet WHILE I'm peeing and synchronizing it so I don't get any on the ground.


LOL

HAHAHA, oh man that made me laugh. This may change your life entirely, but, have you ever considered just pointing down so the stream hits strait on the water? lol


I've had the split stream, but it's rare.

Oddly though, I rarely get morning wood.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

I know about your little game you boys play when your drunk.

"Can I make it in the toilet bowl? Can I?! Can I!? He shoots and...shit..I missed"

Yeah, I clean that up every weekend..thanks guys.

But I knew that..I have lots of brothers and guy friends and have had many boyfriends.

[rebgirl420]

^^ haha John pisses on the seat...ugh what a nasty surprise

[BabyFacedAbortion]

LIFT, DAMNIT, LIFT THE SEAT!

[mrdevious]

LIFT, DAMNIT, LIFT THE SEAT!


What's up with you ladies and the toilet seat anyway? Honestly I've NEVER had to go in the middle of the night and just started peein', I always know where I'm peeing first! In fact I turn on the light first, that helps lol. and it's not like we'd enjoy peeing on a seat either!

[420marijuana420]

so how come men have to lift then put down the seat for women. why can't women lift the seat up for men?

[BabyFacedAbortion]

The men in my house better lift the damn seat, because I'M the one who cleans the toilet.

[crudemood]

before you decide to grow your own, rent one for a couple weeks or borrow one from a friend. they're not for everyone and they can get you into a great deal of trouble.

lmao!

[thNk.m0rbid]

phew.. i thought i was weird for pissing weird when i had a hard one LOL

[mrdevious]

phew.. i thought i was weird for pissing weird when i had a hard one LOL

Well nobody pisses like that you know, you'd better see a doctor!

[thNk.m0rbid]

LOL nono like exactly what you said, when you get a hard one and your piss stream goes all crazy.. i thought it was only me!! lol

[mrdevious]

haha, I know I was just yankin' your chain:D

[LIP]

This reminds me of me myself and irene.

Why am i peeing like i've been up all night having sex?

I hate the first piss of the day with morning glory.