Stupid Question that I asked people while I'm high

[Sedater18]

I was baked as shit at the dinner table yesterday, and I always ask questions about random shit, and I said "What would It take to evaporate a human?" and of course right off of the bat my family is like "You can't." I meant to say vaporize a human, so I corrected myself and then I got a long lecture about how stupid I am (my family are intelligent assholes that love to be correct.) So I look up later and just as I thought, to evaporate and to vaporize are the same thing. So I go back into the family room and tell them this and the answer I get is "you usually think of evaporate as having to do with water." Since they are so obssessed with having the correct definition and being politically correct, I called them on saying that because that is something that I would say that they would make fun of me for saying and they just rolled their eyes. So to get to the point I hate it when people think they are more intellegint then you just because they are older or used to being right all the time. P.S. Im so stoned...

[Hektik]

haha yeah i hate people like that too, but i don't let em get the best of me cuz i get stoned and most of them don't ;)

[fatty lumps]

Convo's like that are a regular around here. We get sick talking about general BS.

[bONgRiPs]

im so fuckin ripped it took me 5min to read your post. i was really distracted by that little green bouncing... animal guy so it took me awhile to actually start looking at your post. then i kept reading the same line over and over again and i thought about something else and forgot what your post was about then i had to start from the beginning again. that ever happened to you?

but yea its good that you called them out, those jerks.

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

lol haha the lil green bouncy moh bob haha moh bob is fun to say

[ludacris420]

man i am so stoned right now. Your story was funny as hell it had me rolling.

[Trace Evidence]

i just check the forums while high, it hurts my head to try and type right, and id rather wait and hope to remember what i was gonna say, then sound like a total fryed out motha fucka i think coming across as a semi educated person is a good thing

[ludacris420]

^^^^^^^^
Man i know when i type stoned i go cross eyed and shit and then i can't read or type

[Likes to build bongs]

When I'm at the diner table, I usualy ask the question "Why do men have nipples?". That usualy makes peopple stop talking about their day and how uneventful it was. Ha Ha Ha

[robert42]

im bakede rite now :D my plans 2 nite are to smoke about 5 js and havge a few hits on the good old bonng im gna smooke into and out of 2004/5 :D

so say what you say be what you be FART WHEN YOU WANT :-)

A stoned manns words and a sober mans thoughghts

[juggalo420]

this was the dumbest thing ive ever said on weed, i was stoned driving with my mom(before she knew i smoked) and the window was down and i said it smells like the people in that car are smoking weed, then i realized i was smelling myself she just looked at me and didnt even respond,(my secret was gone).