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13t
05-29-2007, 04:53 AM
1. MAKE BEEPING NOISES WHEN A LARGE PERSON BACKS UP.

2. PRETEND YOUR COMPUTERS MOUSE IS A CB RADIO AND TALK TO IT.

3. ASK PEOPLE WHAT GENDER THEY ARE.

4. SIT IN YOUR FRONT YARD POINTING A HAIR DRYER AT PASSING CARS TO SEE IF THEY SLOW DOWN.

5. BUY A LARGE QUANTITY OF ORANGE TRAFFIC CONES AND REROUTE WHOLE STREETS.

6. AT THE LAUNDROMAT , USE ONE DRYER FOR EACH OF YOUR SOCKS.

7. BORROW A BOOK FROM THE LIBRARY AND WRITE THE SURPRISE ENDING TO A NOVEL ON ITS FIRST PAGE.

8. IN AN ELEVATOR ASK: ' DID YOU HEAR THE CABLE SNAPPING SOUND?"

9. TYPE IN CAPS.

Any Other Ideas????????

Dave Byrd
05-29-2007, 04:55 AM
Sit in your car on a busy corner with a hair-dryer, pointing it at traffic.

one-deep
05-29-2007, 04:58 AM
yea and probly have the police pull gun's on you and shoot you for doing someshit like that.

aardvark
05-29-2007, 05:17 AM
Become a telemarketer.

Its a Plant
05-29-2007, 07:21 AM
Make a bunch of "top-ten ways to ________" threads...

Haha kidding...sorta.. :jointsmile:

rainbows.rsexy
05-29-2007, 08:15 AM
cauliflower, meat, dairy products, raisis, beans eaten produce a nasty cloud of self defence.....stomach acid caused by an attacker will cause u to literally deflate, the ambitions of that salad tossing, tuck tail and runnin loser....whom is now annoyed

rainbows.rsexy
05-29-2007, 08:17 AM
1. MAKE BEEPING NOISES WHEN A LARGE PERSON BACKS UP.

2. PRETEND YOUR COMPUTERS MOUSE IS A CB RADIO AND TALK TO IT.

3. ASK PEOPLE WHAT GENDER THEY ARE.

4. SIT IN YOUR FRONT YARD POINTING A HAIR DRYER AT PASSING CARS TO SEE IF THEY SLOW DOWN.

5. BUY A LARGE QUANTITY OF ORANGE TRAFFIC CONES AND REROUTE WHOLE STREETS.

6. AT THE LAUNDROMAT , USE ONE DRYER FOR EACH OF YOUR SOCKS.

7. BORROW A BOOK FROM THE LIBRARY AND WRITE THE SURPRISE ENDING TO A NOVEL ON ITS FIRST PAGE.

8. IN AN ELEVATOR ASK: ' DID YOU HEAR THE CABLE SNAPPING SOUND?"

9. TYPE IN CAPS.

Any Other Ideas????????


wait till ya R praire doggin, then fart....ewwww,,, fresh of the stick

the socks was great


caps rule dude
its used in the kick ass US military

Blowboy
05-30-2007, 10:51 AM
call your apartment a nation, and sue your upper neighbours for violation of your air space..

Blowboy
05-30-2007, 10:55 AM
and also, end every sentence with ... if we can believe the prophecies.

FreeVenice
05-30-2007, 11:01 AM
Start every sentance with "suposidly".

or just repeat what someone says. . .

Purple Banana
05-30-2007, 04:13 PM
Meow, listen here, boy... We ain't doing the Repeat Game, ya hear, meow?

Isn't there a game where who ever can say 'pussy' the most wins?

Actually, it's whoever can say 'meow' the most times...

Oh geeze! That's retarded- hey, watch out for THESE guys!

And I actually just demonstrated one... "The guy who spends half of a conversation quoting a fucking movie"