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1. MAKE BEEPING NOISES WHEN A LARGE PERSON BACKS UP.
2. PRETEND YOUR COMPUTERS MOUSE IS A CB RADIO AND TALK TO IT.
3. ASK PEOPLE WHAT GENDER THEY ARE.
4. SIT IN YOUR FRONT YARD POINTING A HAIR DRYER AT PASSING CARS TO SEE IF THEY SLOW DOWN.
5. BUY A LARGE QUANTITY OF ORANGE TRAFFIC CONES AND REROUTE WHOLE STREETS.
6. AT THE LAUNDROMAT , USE ONE DRYER FOR EACH OF YOUR SOCKS.
7. BORROW A BOOK FROM THE LIBRARY AND WRITE THE SURPRISE ENDING TO A NOVEL ON ITS FIRST PAGE.
8. IN AN ELEVATOR ASK: ' DID YOU HEAR THE CABLE SNAPPING SOUND?"
9. TYPE IN CAPS.
Any Other Ideas????????
Dave Byrd
05-29-2007, 04:55 AM
Sit in your car on a busy corner with a hair-dryer, pointing it at traffic.
one-deep
05-29-2007, 04:58 AM
yea and probly have the police pull gun's on you and shoot you for doing someshit like that.
aardvark
05-29-2007, 05:17 AM
Become a telemarketer.
Its a Plant
05-29-2007, 07:21 AM
Make a bunch of "top-ten ways to ________" threads...
Haha kidding...sorta.. :jointsmile:
rainbows.rsexy
05-29-2007, 08:15 AM
cauliflower, meat, dairy products, raisis, beans eaten produce a nasty cloud of self defence.....stomach acid caused by an attacker will cause u to literally deflate, the ambitions of that salad tossing, tuck tail and runnin loser....whom is now annoyed
rainbows.rsexy
05-29-2007, 08:17 AM
1. MAKE BEEPING NOISES WHEN A LARGE PERSON BACKS UP.
2. PRETEND YOUR COMPUTERS MOUSE IS A CB RADIO AND TALK TO IT.
3. ASK PEOPLE WHAT GENDER THEY ARE.
4. SIT IN YOUR FRONT YARD POINTING A HAIR DRYER AT PASSING CARS TO SEE IF THEY SLOW DOWN.
5. BUY A LARGE QUANTITY OF ORANGE TRAFFIC CONES AND REROUTE WHOLE STREETS.
6. AT THE LAUNDROMAT , USE ONE DRYER FOR EACH OF YOUR SOCKS.
7. BORROW A BOOK FROM THE LIBRARY AND WRITE THE SURPRISE ENDING TO A NOVEL ON ITS FIRST PAGE.
8. IN AN ELEVATOR ASK: ' DID YOU HEAR THE CABLE SNAPPING SOUND?"
9. TYPE IN CAPS.
Any Other Ideas????????
wait till ya R praire doggin, then fart....ewwww,,, fresh of the stick
the socks was great
caps rule dude
its used in the kick ass US military
Blowboy
05-30-2007, 10:51 AM
call your apartment a nation, and sue your upper neighbours for violation of your air space..
Blowboy
05-30-2007, 10:55 AM
and also, end every sentence with ... if we can believe the prophecies.
FreeVenice
05-30-2007, 11:01 AM
Start every sentance with "suposidly".
or just repeat what someone says. . .
Purple Banana
05-30-2007, 04:13 PM
Meow, listen here, boy... We ain't doing the Repeat Game, ya hear, meow?
Isn't there a game where who ever can say 'pussy' the most wins?
Actually, it's whoever can say 'meow' the most times...
Oh geeze! That's retarded- hey, watch out for THESE guys!
And I actually just demonstrated one... "The guy who spends half of a conversation quoting a fucking movie"
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