Dro_Princess
05-27-2007, 04:03 AM
So for some reason I got a thing with birds. Ever since I started driving birds are always swooping in front of me and I have even killed a couple with my car.
Murdered Bird # 1
I was on my way to meet my sister because she forgot how to get to my house. On the way, there is a bird standing in the road right in my path. I figure he is going to fly away like birds usually do. Hell no it stayed in place. Before I knew it, my bumper smashed into it. I look in the rear view mirror and he is tumbleling in the road and feathers are flying.
Murdered Bird # 2
I was going down the road minding my own business. When out of no where this brid flys into my windshield. Scared the shit out of me I almost ran off the road.
Wish I could have murdered bird #3
When I was about 5 we were always going to my mamaws and papaws house. Well they had a rooster and that thing hated my guts. It only chased me no one else. One day my dad asked me to go out to the truck and get his cigs. So out the door I go. I get he cigs and hop out of the truck. As soon as I get out I dont even get to shut the door that rooster jumoed off the top of the truck and right on to my back an flogged the shit out of me. My back was tore up. He wouldnt get off of me I ran all the way back to the door and he was still on my back stabbing me with his claws.
It never fails brids are always flying at my car instead of away. Some of them come out of no where. One of them has even attacked me.
Now I got this bird out side and something is wrong with it. Every night between 11:30 and midnight, it starts chirping and singing for hours like they do early in the morning when the sun is comming up. He has moved into the huge oak tree right out side my bedroom window. I think they have it out for me.
Murdered Bird # 1
I was on my way to meet my sister because she forgot how to get to my house. On the way, there is a bird standing in the road right in my path. I figure he is going to fly away like birds usually do. Hell no it stayed in place. Before I knew it, my bumper smashed into it. I look in the rear view mirror and he is tumbleling in the road and feathers are flying.
Murdered Bird # 2
I was going down the road minding my own business. When out of no where this brid flys into my windshield. Scared the shit out of me I almost ran off the road.
Wish I could have murdered bird #3
When I was about 5 we were always going to my mamaws and papaws house. Well they had a rooster and that thing hated my guts. It only chased me no one else. One day my dad asked me to go out to the truck and get his cigs. So out the door I go. I get he cigs and hop out of the truck. As soon as I get out I dont even get to shut the door that rooster jumoed off the top of the truck and right on to my back an flogged the shit out of me. My back was tore up. He wouldnt get off of me I ran all the way back to the door and he was still on my back stabbing me with his claws.
It never fails brids are always flying at my car instead of away. Some of them come out of no where. One of them has even attacked me.
Now I got this bird out side and something is wrong with it. Every night between 11:30 and midnight, it starts chirping and singing for hours like they do early in the morning when the sun is comming up. He has moved into the huge oak tree right out side my bedroom window. I think they have it out for me.