a man with no arms and legs

[cannabis campbell]

A man with no arms or legs was sat on a beach and three women walk past him.

The first women says have you ever had a hug? the man says no and the women gives him a hug and walks on.

The next woman says have you ever been kissed, he says no, she gives him a kiss and walks on.

The third women says have you ever been fucked, the man once again says no, the women say you will be when the tide comes in!!

haha i found this one funny :D

[xxxhazexxx]

ha ha ha

[Kenn]

The man has a name too when the tide comes in.....BOB..lol

[LIP]

LOL

[Staurm]

Unless he is called Bob! haha. Nice one.

[KEGS]

that's an old one but good one
BOB up an down

[Skink]

I thought he was gonna get a boner and fall over...

[ipodguy]

nice one

[Greenport]

lol!

[MaryjaneAndHashley]

LOL














err I didnt get it :p

[anomalousirrelivance]

what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hole?





phil






in the ocean?







bob





A man with no arms and no legs is out lying on the beach one day, enjoying his chance to get some sun. All of a sudden, a beautiful woman walks by and stops. "You poor man," she says. "I bet you've never been kissed have you?"

The man has to admit, no, he never has, so she bends down and plants a good one right on the mouth.

A few minutes later, another gorgeous babe walks up. "You look like you need a hug," she says.

He agrees that would be nice, she gives him a great one, and walks away.

A few minutes later, a drop-dead gorgeous girl walks by. She stops, a sultry smile on her face and looks down at him.

"Mister," she says, "Have you ever been screwed?"

"No," he says with a hopeful grin.

"Well, you are now. The tide's coming in."

[Markass]

Armless, One-Legged Man Evades Police During Car Chase


http://blog.cardomain.com/blog/2007/05/armless_onelegg.html

[IntoTheEther]

Here's one...

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who's nailed to a wall?



Art.

And another...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who lies in front of the door all day?



Matt.

I can't think of any more right now, but give me time.