Am I being paranoid?

[PDXsmoky]

OK so I've been clean since May 18th. I will have to test sometime at the end of June (definately not before the 18th of June). I am a little overwieght 5'6", stocky but 185lbs. I have been a 2.5 gram a day user easy for the last...I don 't know how long other than a brief 3 week hiatus in March. I have began to excersie (started today) and intend to run daily for the next month or so. I have read the sticky posts about dillution/substitution and what not. This is for pre-emplotment in a hospital and I am unsure if I will be sent to a testing facitlity or if they will do it there with their own equipment.
So am I being paranoid? Who votes I'll be clean by test time and who doesn't?
I would be open to any advice. Just trying to put my mind at ease as this is pretty much my dream job and would hate to screw it up.

[Marijuana connoisseu]

I'm sure you're fine :)

[PDXsmoky]

Thanks. Anyone else have any mind soothing ideas or comments? Anyone know what kind of test hospitals do?

[happiestmferoutthere]

I'm hesitant to say for sure you will be clean. Everybody's different. You SHOULD be ok. I would suggest you take a home test a few days before your your real test to make sure. A small price for peace of mind.

[Tony1234567890]

A fat person (no offence, I shit 185 every morning) will test dirty long after a thin person. Fat cells hold on longer.

Drink shit loads of water. No coke, no pepsi, no tea, water water water and then more water.

[geekedupgirl]

I actually have a friend that had to test for a hospital IN a hospital. She was really worried about the security and protocol, things of that nature. So, she diluted. And it worked for her. Mind you -- she's only like 105lbs, 5'6 and what I would call a light smoker.
However, due to your current circumstance, In my opinion its too close to call.
Not only do you smoke a large AMOUNT but from your description but THC is fat soluble and being "stocky" this might work against you. 9 times out of 10, pre-employment screenings are unsupervised so you have a good opportunity to substitute which is far simpler than you think. Look up my posts and see how I did it. But if you're too scared, then try dilution as a hail mary. Regardless, I would try one or the other. Don't use your " real " piss. Unless you wanna risk your job ...

[PDXsmoky]

I was a dumb ass and accepted the job today. THye then procedd to tell me I have to piss within 48 hours. OH shite. I have a substitute product already that I think I am going to have to use. But I might just have a Coronary before the test anyways so it might not matter. I just hope please please please that the test is non-supervised. I think I will dilute as well just in case and hope and well hope as I don't realy pray. Geekgirl was your friends test supervised??

Thanks all

[happiestmferoutthere]

Almost ALL job pee tests are unsupervised. That is one of the few rights we have left, thank god. Just dont act paranoid and get caught!

[ThePeacockNamethTom]

Niacin helps, although there are conflicting reports of its successfulness; that is because, however, people use Niacin as if it was a course-of-action and not something to be used to supplement what you are already doing. Niacin will dilate your blood vessels and give you that Niacin flush and itch. But in doing this, the capillaries which go the fat-cells of your body are dilated from the typical single-file transport of blood cells (the capillaries are that thin), to a 2-3 transport of blood cells at a time. It's a major improvement and helps rid the body of marijuana and other biological waste products. It is, after all, the byproducts that the standard tests search for.

P.S.
If they try to supervise, which some may, ask them to GTFO; they don't have the right to invade your privacy, especially so blatantly.

P.P.S.
Ron Hubbard (yes, as in "L. Ron Hubbard," the science-fiction author accredited for the development of Scientology) created a purification program called, conveniently, the "Ron Hubbard Purification Program," or somesuch. It involves proper Niacin use and could be helpful. Google it.

[konsealedkoncept]

go to a store that sells yur "favorite herb products" and look and yu shuld be able to find products for aorund 20-30 bucks? that flush out yur system. so yu can pass the test with flying colors. as far as i know it washes out yur system pretty quickly but it makes yu feel crappy for abit.

[Nailhead]

go to a store that sells yur "favorite herb products" and look and yu shuld be able to find products for aorund 20-30 bucks? that flush out yur system. so yu can pass the test with flying colors. as far as i know it washes out yur system pretty quickly but it makes yu feel crappy for abit.

No offense but you have no clue what you are talking about. Everything you said is completely wrong and very bad information to be spreading around. Read the sticky threads here, there are many good threads that explain how drug testing works. NOTHING CAN FLUSH YOU CLEAN FOR A DRUG TEST!! Don't believe all the advertising, now go read the stickys because you can't be helped if you don't at least understand what goes on for a drug test....and you will see how much of a scam many of those "detox" products are.

[PDXsmoky]

Has anyone ever used this product? It comes with a smal bottle with temp strip and two vials of dehydrated urine with some sort of heating agent in it. My concern is what are they using for the heating agent? The instructions say to heat the bottle up to 88 then add half to one vial (one vial will raise the temp 10 degrees). I know this has passed for diversion UA's but was wondering if the heating agent could be detected? I have to test today so please reply if anyone has any experience with this.

Thanks for all the replies so far.

[PDXsmoky]

Wahooooo!
I was able to do the substitute routine with the Minuteman stuff. I will find out my result in 24 hrs. Wish me luck and I will post when I find out. Temp was good, color was good and it even smelled like piss. Now hopefully the lab can't find the warming agent and all should be good!

[cannabis campbell]

I wouldnt worry about it mate

[winston3338]

I think Your good but I did a yahoo search for...Minuteman synthetic urine... and it one item came back to these boards.....
http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-testing/101120-research-nuts-help-looking-synthetic-pee.html

[Not An Addict]

So you used fake piss vs your own? You have a much larger chance of getting caught..

[sam44]

that nothing, my friend wont smoke w/ me until after his yearly doctor check up, which is a month away. not only would it not show up even if they did test for it, but theres no chance that they would just randomly check his urine for drugs, they test it for infections and shit. sigh...

[PDXsmoky]

Passed with flying colors! Glad that is over! Now I can get on with my life.

Thanks for all the help!

[FakeBoobsRule]

Niacin helps, although there are conflicting reports of its successfulness; that is because, however, people use Niacin as if it was a course-of-action and not something to be used to supplement what you are already doing. Niacin will dilate your blood vessels and give you that Niacin flush and itch. But in doing this, the capillaries which go the fat-cells of your body are dilated from the typical single-file transport of blood cells (the capillaries are that thin), to a 2-3 transport of blood cells at a time. It's a major improvement and helps rid the body of marijuana and other biological waste products. It is, after all, the byproducts that the standard tests search for.

P.S.
If they try to supervise, which some may, ask them to GTFO; they don't have the right to invade your privacy, especially so blatantly.

P.P.S.
Ron Hubbard (yes, as in "L. Ron Hubbard," the science-fiction author accredited for the development of Scientology) created a purification program called, conveniently, the "Ron Hubbard Purification Program," or somesuch. It involves proper Niacin use and could be helpful. Google it.


This is such a myth, niacin will not help remove THC metabolites from your body, period. The only thing you got right was this rumor was started by L Ron Hubbard, who also claims to be an expert in about 20 fields. He has had no medical training whatsoever and to be a part of his church, it costs you about $20,000. Do you really want to trust your drug test to Scientology? I think not.

To the OP, because you are a little overweight, you may take longer to get clean than the average person. Someone told you to use a home test, that was the best info given. Don't overdue the water until the day of the test. There is no point.